Massage Parlor Reports

**PapaE** · 05-24-15 07:41

Saw the gigantic titted blonde, who fancies herself as an artist and does not provide "sexual favors". Same first name as that other big titted blonde who made a homemade porno with Tommy Lee.

First visit she gives me a hell of a massage. Allowed me to lay naked on her table. After the flip, she may or may not have taken her top off and started massaging my happy muscle. I told her about my before the massage cup and then at the flip cup, but she forgot about the first one. And her tip will reflect that. I tried to play with her pussy and she backed away. So a standard HJ for the he, with giant tits in my face. $ including tip.

I like huge tits so I went back a week later. This time she was MUCH more friendly. Got the tits out before the session started and had another great massage. On the flip, while slowly softly scratching her legs, worked my way up the skirt she was wearing. No panties this time and very responsive. I got her on the table and DATY while "finger fucking" her (her words). Got back on the table and got my ONE pop, again. $ including tip. Want that additional. 2, better get that second pop. I am the customer and she got as many cups as I did!

I will repeat, but probably not until I run through all of the providers on my radar.

Happy hunting.

PapaE.

**Barolo** · 05-23-15 19:48

Originally Posted by Bobby712 [View Original Post]

Miss Joan is back very nice lady Was having issues in the past but she is a legend from what. I http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...e-now/12697740.

Two years ago I posted that during a visit she appeared to be on drugs. She has been have issues for sometime. I received hate mail, how dare I give Joan a bad review ! Vindictated! Before some of you get stupid! Am I gloating Joan has or had a problem, absolutely NOT! I never like to hear about or see someone with alcohol or drug issues. Just remember no provider is on a pedestal!

**Zooman** · 05-23-15 09:52

Went to King in Clermont and waited in the room for a good 10 minutes before I drew Lucy (sp?) Table shower was average, no playing with the boys. She was wearing a nice sun dress and was friendly. Back to the room, she left a couple of times on the sound of noise in the building. Very jumping to every sound in the building. Massage was average to even below average for AP massage place. I almost woke up from my dream thinking I wasted my time, however I did fall asleep and remember losing. 4 for a handshake after door fee at some location in Florida, forgot where it was. I woke up after 45 minutes. Not 60 minutes and a hug and come back. I doubt I will.

**BocaRaton** · 05-23-15 09:02

Originally Posted by Mclovin407 [View Original Post]

She is really good. Did you get where you think your getting a BJ but it really wasn't? That technique is really really good!

It was almost as good. She really grinds her labia into your buttocks after mounting. I am looking forward to next visit.

**Bugse2342** · 05-23-15 07:22

Originally Posted by FlyHigher767 [View Original Post]

Yes. I wrote about this place a few weeks ago. Total waste of money.

I suspect this place tipped off police about Seiwa.

Flyer.

The fact that you thought that one of the girls in the ad was going to be there cracks me up. I guarantee that 95% of all AMP ads have fake models advertising for them. Only time it may be real is if it's a personal ad by Asian.

**Bugse2342** · 05-23-15 00:02

Originally Posted by Overboard [View Original Post]

Lana isn't worth the time let alone the coin. Baby, however, rocks!

Baby, Gia and ginger all rock. They so far are the best in Orlando. There's not a close second, unless your up for just HJ. Bring your game and they will play.

**Member #4882** · 05-22-15 21:09

Looking at the photo I hope she is all together. This is not the business if she is struggling to many seedy characters.

Originally Posted by Bobby712 [View Original Post]

Miss Joan is back very nice lady Was having issues in the past but she is a legend from what. I http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...e-now/12697740.

**NotCurved** · 05-22-15 15:18

Stopped here earlier today for a 30 min massage at Oxford. Called when I was on the way and was told they weren't busy, arrived 15 minutes later to a full parking lot and just assumed the nail place was busy. Wrong! Asked again when paying door fee and was reassured they weren't busy. Walked back to a room and was told to wait a few minutes. 25 minutes later I got up and walked out with a refund while passing another monger on the way in (so awkward). Drove down Semoran toward Redbug and stopped short at the complex across from the donut shop where it's easy to park out back. Rang the bell and was let in immediately, I guess they were expecting me LOL. Paid door fee for half an hour and was led to a room. No waiting this time and had a nice time with Yumi. Standard ending and tip. Will repeat. On the way out of the parking lot the same monger I passed while leaving Oxford was pulling in. So he either got stood up at Oxford too or was on some kind of bender.

Stay safe this weekend my friends!

**Bobby712** · 05-22-15 14:33

Miss Joan is back very nice lady Was having issues in the past but she is a legend from what. I http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...e-now/12697740.

**Ukieman** · 05-22-15 13:51

Tried King in Clermont last week and drew a new girl. She said her was CoCo (How many CoCo's can there be?

It was CoCo's first day, fresh in from NY, or so she claimed.

It was a total average AMP experience.

Decent, would not go out of my way.

8 House. 4 tip (Yes she touched the tip).

Be Safe.

Ukie out.

**Member #6038** · 05-22-15 13:44

Originally Posted by SGreg1234 [View Original Post]

After rtff I finally made it down to Cherry Blossoms yesterday morning and it was not very good. I drew Layla (I think) and I wasn't attracted to her. I asked and she said she was the only girl available at the moment. I did see another, thinner girl as I left. None of them are the ones on the website.

I went with the 30 min deal for. 5 included ts. TS was just ok. Bumped into the boys a few times, asked if she could clean jr. Didn't seem interested though. Got a half hearted rub- not massage. On the flip it wasn't much better.

She messed around and clock was ticking. I hurried her and she said what you want? She wanted 1 for mouth. I said no way and settled on a. 4 he. Again, I wasn't attracted to her at all so I did not want to spend more and / or get more or see more. BJ was available for more, and it seemed like FS might be available too. If only we could choose the attendant like in Tampa.

Lana isn't worth the time let alone the coin. Baby, however, rocks!

**Bjceb** · 05-22-15 12:10

You will never get extra's here.

Owned by a white guy, who I thinks is an accountant.

Manager use to works at a place up the street that got busted including her.

Now only legit.

Stay safe and have fun.

**Member #4897** · 05-22-15 10:16

Originally Posted by Gentleman100 [View Original Post]

Where did she have her TG reassignment surgery? She may want to get a refund. Be safe.

Bwahahahhahahaha. Dang.

**Mclovin407** · 05-22-15 07:47

Originally Posted by BocaRaton [View Original Post]

Stopped by Asahi Robin Road mid afternoon. Easy to find, very safe location. Ushered into room, after short wait, Summer came in. Dressed in nice shorts. Stood at head of table right away, I could not resist kissing breast. After very short massage, she came around, rubbed her breasts on my chest, and started to finish me off with talented HE. Very friendly staff. . 6 for half hour, tip. 4 and overall better than average experience.

She is really good. Did you get where you think your getting a BJ but it really wasn't? That technique is really really good!

**Gentleman 100** · 05-22-15 07:14

Originally Posted by SGreg1234 [View Original Post]

After rtff I finally made it down to Cherry Blossoms yesterday morning and it was not very good. I drew Layla (I think) and I wasn't attracted to her. I asked and she said she was the only girl available at the moment. I did see another, thinner girl as I left. None of them are the ones on the website.

I went with the 30 min deal for. 5 included ts. TS was just ok. Bumped into the boys a few times, asked if she could clean jr. Didn't seem interested though. Got a half hearted rub- not massage. On the flip it wasn't much better.

She messed around and clock was ticking. I hurried her and she said what you want? She wanted 1 for mouth. I said no way and settled on a. 4 he. Again, I wasn't attracted to her at all so I did not want to spend more and / or get more or see more. BJ was available for more, and it seemed like FS might be available too. If only we could choose the attendant like in Tampa.

CB seems to be like how cable TV was without competition. No incentive to do good work. We need more locations that offer full menus. Be safe.