The Rat Trap

[Yragyrag]

Dude, REALLY?

Stop sending me PMs asking for photos of my cock. You ain't never going to get to suck my cock, you GAY DOUCHE BAG!

You pathetic excuse for a Human Being. You need to move to Daytona, so you can be with your sweet, darling Grandma Swaggs. If she ever lets you come up for air, I'm sure she'll let you suck HER cock!



CTFU, CTFU, CTFU !

[Discreet004]

I couldn't even finish reading anything inherent in here, now I remember why I NEVER post in here; too much DRAMA.

LOL.

Thanks but no thanks.

D004.

[Redsox2005]

I see a bunch of under 10 posts dudes reviewing. For me if someone doesn't have at least 50 posts, I'm not taking that chance. 75 posts, I'll check out your other reviews and go from there. More than 75, and I've seen a few recent reviews, then I'm good to go for it. So what's up with these providers with less than 10 posts charging crazy fees? $250 hr, and your a no body, no thank you.

Sox man out.

I have noticed a lot of odd or maybe even strange reviews lately on this board that do not make any sense. Only in Orlando am I seeing this very negative trend. I am deeply troubled by this. I shared my thoughts with my dear friend Savanna and she feels pretty much the same as me. When I see reviews with certain words and certain dates from last year or even January of this year, It makes me shake my head. What is really going on in this city? I see guys with 1 or 2 or 3 new posts that are doing these reviews of these so called HEAVY BACKGROUND SCREENING providers. So this new 1 post guy can just call up an SP and get a date right then and there on short notice? What about the HEAVY SCREENING which you all on this board advertise? So joe blow from texas can just show up same day and call of these SP in this board and get an immediate dream? Something does not seem quite right. MY opinion is that there are a lot of FAKE reviews because posted for CERTAIN long time providers on this board. This practice must and will come to an end immediately!

If the shitty ass SP has to pay or provide FREE or reduced service for a clown monger to post a review then that is not fair to the next monger who comes behind him that will get the real shitty service of these so call providers. One SP from my reliable sources traded her services for a "good " review. Pathetic. AND you assholes are helping these providers in there lies! Certain providers careers are slowly coming to a shitty end and they don't get the business they used to get. Thats a FACT people, so therefore they have to resort to false advertising and phony reviews. We have one SP who REFUSED to give a monger back his 10 bucks in change because in her view that was not the way it works. We also have an SP who says she is paid to be FAT and therefore she deserves business. One SP claims she is sooooooo BUSY with her REAL job that she sometimes works 60 plus hours a week at this so called real job BUT, BUT, BUT she advertises HERE daily AND on BP nearly every fucking day! She gets RAVE reviews and her favorite quote is " I don't see many clients in one day because I like to make the monger I am with feel as special as a king" REALLY? So if she is working her civilian job of 60 plus hours a week AND selling her ass on the side then WHERE is the TIME for all these lavish reviews?? Orlando SP'S and mongers this ridiculous behavior must end immediately!!

I will continue to call out FAKE reviews and mongers who help these SP'S until this problem is solved!! This is by far the WORST city I have EVER mongered in! Orlando can suck a DICK!!

[Member #4882]

I give her a 6. 2 maximum. Dude did you see what A2 posted? Dallas ain't half of her? A2 we really need a Monger Vision Plan.

And if her name was a different city in Texas would she then show up?

So, yeah, in my opinion she is a good solid 8 or 9 (and if her tits were bigger and she had less ink it would be a 10, easy). So are about a dozen other ladies that either advertise or get reviewed here quite often.

What I don't understand is what planet would someone have to be born on to think she and the others are not drop dead gorgeous? Dallas, or Houston, or Amarillo, or whatever, still holds the records for the most number of car accidents on the way to the prom.

Just sayin'.

C3.

[Otwist]

Before you click me on ignore, can you tell me what does ctfu means?

Does it mean for you to bend over and possibly shove a carrot up your fat ass??

LOL.

I hate to say it but this made me laugh.

A2

Shouldn't this comment be in black, rather than blue?

Nope, when I comment a post like this when I'm working I always put it in blue so people know I wrote it. If I create a new post and quote depending on who's talking it could be blue or black, but when I add to a post it's always in blue.

Besides, I was working, this job can be boring, me the Admin appreciated the joke. Doesn't mean I'm signing off on everything the brother says.

A2

[Chris5]

I have noticed a lot of odd or maybe even strange reviews lately on this board that do not make any sense. Only in Orlando am I seeing this very negative trend. I am deeply troubled by this. I shared my thoughts with my dear friend Savanna and she feels pretty much the same as me. When I see reviews with certain words and certain dates from last year or even January of this year, It makes me shake my head. What is really going on in this city? I see guys with 1 or 2 or 3 new posts that are doing these reviews of these so called HEAVY BACKGROUND SCREENING providers. So this new 1 post guy can just call up an SP and get a date right then and there on short notice? What about the HEAVY SCREENING which you all on this board advertise? So joe blow from texas can just show up same day and call of these SP in this board and get an immediate dream? Something does not seem quite right. MY opinion is that there are a lot of FAKE reviews because posted for CERTAIN long time providers on this board. This practice must and will come to an end immediately!

If the shitty ass SP has to pay or provide FREE or reduced service for a clown monger to post a review then that is not fair to the next monger who comes behind him that will get the real shitty service of these so call providers. One SP from my reliable sources traded her services for a "good " review. Pathetic. AND you assholes are helping these providers in there lies! Certain providers careers are slowly coming to a shitty end and they don't get the business they used to get. Thats a FACT people, so therefore they have to resort to false advertising and phony reviews. We have one SP who REFUSED to give a monger back his 10 bucks in change because in her view that was not the way it works. We also have an SP who says she is paid to be FAT and therefore she deserves business. One SP claims she is sooooooo BUSY with her REAL job that she sometimes works 60 plus hours a week at this so called real job BUT, BUT, BUT she advertises HERE daily AND on BP nearly every fucking day! She gets RAVE reviews and her favorite quote is " I don't see many clients in one day because I like to make the monger I am with feel as special as a king" REALLY? So if she is working her civilian job of 60 plus hours a week AND selling her ass on the side then WHERE is the TIME for all these lavish reviews?? Orlando SP'S and mongers this ridiculous behavior must end immediately!!

I will continue to call out FAKE reviews and mongers who help these SP'S until this problem is solved!! This is by far the WORST city I have EVER mongered in! Orlando can suck a DICK!!

[Chris5]

Poor Chris, redundancy should be your middle name.

If I were you I would just quit NOW! Place me on IGNORE and you never have to read another post of mine OR you cannot NOT put me on ignore and you will see me BLAST you everyday for the rest of this month!!

Another SP with a business PLAN!! Hows that going? I find it strange that you have TIME to come to the Trap and spend time with little ole me!! I would assume with your arm pit school degree that you would be super busy?

I see your pathetic 50 bucks ads on BP all the time, NO face showing of course. Why is that? Is it because you're UGLY? ANSWER ME paige! LOSER!

[Chris5]

Be on the look out for my BP ad, I will be posting pics just for you so you can roll around in your pin furious at the fact the only one that has obese in their name is you!

Swag out.

Can't wait to see your new pics love. PORKY has been using the same pics for nearly 4 fucking years! I wonder what her true weight actually is. She is a LOSER who does not know the difference between her ASSHOLE and her VAGINA!!

LOL.

[Chris5]

1. CTFU means "Cracking The Fuck Up". As in, she's LAUGHING at you. Just like EVERYONE laughs at you, you IDIOT! Must we explain EVERYTHING to your DUMB, IDIOT ass?

2. Disappointed that A2 found it necessary to chime in here. Even he stated to Sissy Chrissy earlier that Sissy Chrissy says some real nasty things to people. Then A2 comes in and adds fuel to the fire! I think I'll just put A2 on "ignore"!

3. Sorry, no pictures for you this time Sissy Chrissy. We all know that you wouldn't understand them anyway, you 5th-grade IDIOT. And your words do enough to give us a good laugh, so the pictures are not even needed.

What a waste of good sperm you were Sissy Chrissy. Of course, if it's true what they say, that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, then it probably wasn't good sperm that was wasted after all!

Thank you Gary!! I just couldn't figure out what that dam CTFU meant!! Hey Gary seriously dude, Are you GAY? Its ok if you are. I just want you to admit it douche bag. No pics today you gay midget!! LOL!

Another question Gary, Just because A2 is the Admin, He can't think a SIMPLE comment is funny? Seriously dude this is what I mean, you constantly are fucking whining about something! Like a little fucking girl! STFU already Gary!!

Go lift some weights, go shoot some hoops, go do some fucking push ups, go fuck something! Do something without acting and whining like a girl!! You're fucking pathetic! You are your weird photo obsession! You are an ass clown who constantly whines whines whines whines all the fucking time!!

Go eat a dick!!

[Sillyolman]

1. CTFU means "Cracking The Fuck Up". As in, she's LAUGHING at you. Just like EVERYONE laughs at you, you IDIOT! Must we explain EVERYTHING to your DUMB, IDIOT ass?

2. Disappointed that A2 found it necessary to chime in here. Even he stated to Sissy Chrissy earlier that Sissy Chrissy says some real nasty things to people. Then A2 comes in and adds fuel to the fire! I think I'll just put A2 on "ignore"!

3. Sorry, no pictures for you this time Sissy Chrissy. We all know that you wouldn't understand them anyway, you 5th-grade IDIOT. And your words do enough to give us a good laugh, so the pictures are not even needed.

What a waste of good sperm you were Sissy Chrissy. Of course, if it's true what they say, that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, then it probably wasn't good sperm that was wasted after all!

What is most important for A2 is how many posts are made each day.

[Yragyrag]

Before you click me on ignore, can you tell me what does ctfu means?

Does it mean for you to bend over and possibly shove a carrot up your fat ass??

LOL.

I hate to say it but this made me laugh.

A2

1. CTFU means "Cracking The Fuck Up". As in, she's LAUGHING at you. Just like EVERYONE laughs at you, you IDIOT! Must we explain EVERYTHING to your DUMB, IDIOT ass?

2. Disappointed that A2 found it necessary to chime in here. Even he stated to Sissy Chrissy earlier that Sissy Chrissy says some real nasty things to people. Then A2 comes in and adds fuel to the fire! I think I'll just put A2 on "ignore"!

I gotta admit, I'm fucking heartbroken.

3. Sorry, no pictures for you this time Sissy Chrissy. We all know that you wouldn't understand them anyway, you 5th-grade IDIOT. And your words do enough to give us a good laugh, so the pictures are not even needed.

What a waste of good sperm you were Sissy Chrissy. Of course, if it's true what they say, that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, then it probably wasn't good sperm that was wasted after all!

[No Alibis]

Poor Chris, redundancy should be your middle name.

LOL He doesn't know what redundancy means.

[JustJenna]

Somehow, in your dillusional mind, you feel you've chased Jenna off. I'm curious, who will be the next SP Swags has you attempt to chase off? After all, that is the agenda, right?

His failed attempt! LMAO. I'm not gone just have the minions on ignore, because that is where the IGNORant belong. These two are non-factors.

[No Alibis]

Finally Savanna the evil is gone!!

Somehow, in your dillusional mind, you feel you've chased Jenna off. I'm curious, who will be the next SP Swags has you attempt to chase off? After all, that is the agenda, right?

[Camera3]

And if her name was a different city in Texas would she then show up?

So, yeah, in my opinion she is a good solid 8 or 9 (and if her tits were bigger and she had less ink it would be a 10, easy). So are about a dozen other ladies that either advertise or get reviewed here quite often.

What I don't understand is what planet would someone have to be born on to think she and the others are not drop dead gorgeous? Dallas, or Houston, or Amarillo, or whatever, still holds the records for the most number of car accidents on the way to the prom.

Just sayin'.

C3.

Why don't you just say Dallas?
Or did she change her sn to Texas City?