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05-19-15 15:49 #20410Banned Member

Posts: 973Sensual massages guaranteed to leave you soft - 31
http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Bod...u-soft/7365813 5'8 I'm running some great evening massage stress relief sessions!! 80 $ specials Call or text me, you won't be disappointed. 904525 XXXX Poster's age: 31.
My journey with this one started at 10:16 AM today.
5. 5 hours and 57 text messages later, Wee Willie still hasn't jumped into the swimming hole. Headed to see Rikki.
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05-19-15 15:30 #20409Banned Member

Posts: 973How did you get my private pix?
Inquiring minds want to know where and how you got my private picture! LOL.
Originally Posted by OnceIWas
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05-19-15 15:23 #20408Senior Member

Posts: 255Good stuff
I told poni boi I would let him fuck the unicorn if he topped my post. You have now raised the bar sir.
Originally Posted by OnceIWas
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05-19-15 15:09 #20407Senior Member

Posts: 131OMG she's for real!!
I too had a dream with Emma today, despite my sarcasm on her self postings, I decided anyone who looks that good must be real to be on this site. Well low and behold she is even better in person, and the aroma was overwhelming! However the better news was once she saw me she got week at the knees and wide eyed! Emma told me I was the most handsome man she had ever met. Not only that but once I took my cloths off and she saw me in all my glory she got flushed and fell on the bed. She began a BBBJ and emptied my storage tanks in no time. She was so good and lovely that I remained erect for her and she did a second BJ. After laying back in exhaustion she let me go to town on her, and did I ever. I drained myself for the third and fourth time in both holes, she said she never did Greek but wanted me to be her first as I was so handsome and huge. We did doggie and finished anal one more time, before I could put my pants on she gave me one more BJ, letting me cover her face with all my baby batter. Then the good news! No charge for me as I was so good looking and the best lover she ever had. She begged me to come live with her but I declined. There you have it guys, one legit posting (3) to mine. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/images/attach/jpg.gif.
Originally Posted by Pieeater
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05-19-15 13:32 #20406Senior Member

Posts: 746You know what's really funny?
I've texted this girl several times this morning about an appointment and she didn't respond to not one of them YET, she takes the time to self-post! Nothing too weird about that 'eh!
Originally Posted by JTbMonger
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05-19-15 12:11 #20405Senior Member

Posts: 255I saw Emma
And she was amazing! She was butt naked riding a unicorn down baymeadows and I started sweating. Like Mike Tyson in a spelling bee sweating. Thinking man, how do I get some of those lucky charms. I followed the rainbow and found a pot of golden pussy. It smells like hopes and dreams and tasted like filet mignon mixed with blueberry rush powerade (not even released yet). Please don't PM me for details. I am keeping this one all to myself. Why you ask? I have a manag a trois scheduled with Emma and THE little mermaid from the Disney movie (I know right-lucky me) tomorrow. The lochness monster is kicking in $. 2 to watch while he jerks off which is fine by me!
Originally Posted by Pieeater
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Next month I plan on fucking the unicorn while Emma watches!
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05-19-15 12:08 #20404Senior Member

Posts: 746Clean sheets and such
FYI: here's a novel idea: buy 10 white sheets from Wal-Mart. They can't be more than $60. Buy wipes so clients can clean themselves. If you see 5 clients per day, wash your sheets on the 2nd day so that clients will have fresh sheets to lay on. Oh! No smoking in rooms and nice scented candles are a nice touch. Oh! Turn your phone off during sessions! Well, that should get you started! You're welcome!
Originally Posted by Pieeater
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05-19-15 11:56 #20403Senior Member

Posts: 746I don't know fellas
But the dirty bed and / or sheets are a deal breaker for me! If someone is going to charge me an arm, a leg, and a toe, the sheets need to be changed before seeing each new client! Honey Monroe changes her sheets each time and her place is immaculate! Perhaps she should do a consultation with Ms. Monroe to get some pointers! Ladies, please stop keeping filthy dirty rooms! Provide your clients with a better ambiance! Is that asking too much? Laying on a bed full of body fluids from previous clients! How disgusting!
Originally Posted by JaxQt
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05-19-15 10:52 #20402Senior Member

Posts: 176Emma, not again
The first one made me upset, the second one made me laugh, this third one is now pitiful. Emma just get to work (off the keyboard) and your reviews will come. Give board members or seniors a discount I'm sure they will give an HONEST review.
Originally Posted by Pieeater
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05-19-15 10:51 #20401Senior Member

Posts: 141Emma, I just don't get it
Self review after self review, raising rates, being rude. I just don't get it. If pics are real and she got her shirt together she can do good. Despite the self reviews I was going to toftt and try her out. I contacted her last week but times didn't work and never visited her. But yesterday we went Back and forth texting, she told me where she was, asked how soon I was coming and then she sent her donations. 150 half 200 whole. I responded, you just told me 100/140 last time we talked. She denied that and said she would be losing money and never go that low. So I sent a screen shot of our conversation and her prices she sent. And then I never heard back from her. Smh. Hopefully she reads this, please get it together and start being realistic and have fun and make money.
Originally Posted by New2Jax
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05-19-15 10:28 #20400Banned Member

Posts: 599Emma's Self reviews
Well, now, if she would ask a reasonable rate and not be so stuck on herself she might, just might get some actual clients. But then that will be an epic fail because so far her attitude on phone just sucks. So I would think if she got a few actual clients, well, then, the reviews would be soooo bad. Try to do it right, Emma, decent donations and excellent service and you could make a lot of dough. Keep this up and no one will bother.
And because it is adult fun, you might just enjoy yourself too!
Originally Posted by Pieeater
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05-19-15 10:07 #20399Banned Member

Posts: 973Gag Reflex
Not something all of us have had to deal with. LMAO. ;o).
Originally Posted by ThePreacher
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05-19-15 10:07 #20398Senior Member

Posts: 661Another shill self-review
Are you serious? This girl just doesn't give up does she? Nice 3rd self-review in the same number of days.
Originally Posted by Pieeater
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05-19-15 07:44 #20397Regular Member

Posts: 3Updates
One of my reliable friend told me that she is under summers management near town center and the dual is lasting impression kelly. And the management knocks the door in between.
Originally Posted by JaxQt
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Be safe and happy!
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05-19-15 01:24 #20396Regular Member

Posts: 10Emma
http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...-fakes/7353332 okay guys! ! I read all the reviews about Emma after I had an one hour session with her earlier today, not sure if she had haters or just the fact that she is new to the industry and not quite master the art of how to please everyone over the phone or text messages yet, good thing I didn't read the reviews first, or I would of missed out on a real life beauty, Emma is a rare girl that is actually prettier in person compare to her pictures on BP. Yes. Her price seem high at first compare to other BP girls and the Hotel and the Sheets could be cleaner and nicer. . but after I saw her! None of that matters and she is well worth the asking price. WOW. ! Been with pros all over the country, not every girl is good over the phone or via text. . the real test is the service and face to face and Emma gets two thumbs up from me!! She is a rare treasure in a world of "Bait &Switch " BP girls.
















