Streetwalker Reports

**XMan1970** · 05-16-15 09:11

Originally Posted by Elysium [View Original Post]

Had a dream about 10:30 I found a cute curly hair brunette near the Waffle Casa. Made the scoop, said her name was Summer and off we went.

In advance, the best part of the dream was dropping her off as quickly as I could to wake up.

Went to a spot nearby, asked for forty winks and after receiving it was all about how quickly and poorly she could perform.

Technique was horrible, all in all, please avoid and save your zzzzz's. Will never repeat. So if you pick a what looks like a warm Summer, say you made a mistake and move on.

Stay safe gents.

Yeah, I kinda wish I'd seen this report earlier. I was at the Sunocco filling up when I fell asleep with Summer getting into my car. She was offering a full ride for 80 pieces of eight. We went to her place a the Not So Super 8. She told me this had to be quick cause her roommate was bringing s guy. WTF. I barely pulled my pants down when she had the cover on and bent over the bed to show me her ass. From the sec I was in there, she's telling me to hurry up. Finished as soon as I could and was done. What made this dream even worse was pulling out of the parking lot seeing Carrie walking across the street. Lesson on patience well learned.

**Elysium** · 05-16-15 00:48

Had a dream about 10:30 I found a cute curly hair brunette near the Waffle Casa. Made the scoop, said her name was Summer and off we went.

In advance, the best part of the dream was dropping her off as quickly as I could to wake up.

Went to a spot nearby, asked for forty winks and after receiving it was all about how quickly and poorly she could perform.

Technique was horrible, all in all, please avoid and save your zzzzz's. Will never repeat. So if you pick a what looks like a warm Summer, say you made a mistake and move on.

Stay safe gents.

**Shortylong8** · 05-15-15 23:23

Just made the run from 528 to I4, did not see any SW's out at all. Little LEO presence, kinda surprised didn't see anyone out. I'll continue on, next stop lockhart.

Stay Safe and Happy Huntin.

Just made the Clarcona-0coee Edgewater rd loop not a soul out right now, maybe later, but im in. It's 10:57.
SL8.

**Orlando777** · 05-15-15 19:50

Dreaming that I am cruising the trail from 4 - 5. 30 pm on Friday like I do every week. And nothing! This is the first time I have struck out and not found anything within 20 minutes. I now am starting to understand my fellow brothers posts where frustration of seeing nothing. Maybe 1 that is impossible to hail over due to physics. Is what happened to me.

So frustrated. And need to unload!!

Brothers. If anyone has digits for one of our preys that can help prevent this from ever happening. Please pm me!

**StrokinJoe** · 05-15-15 16:22

Originally Posted by SantaClause [View Original Post]

Hey SJ thanks for the props.

" Variety is the spice of life " . That being said I think finding one different Naughty and Nice girl a week is the key to keeping the "North Pole" up.

Speaking of "reindeer dust" LOL. One night a mixed black and white girl that I worked with said to me my regular ride can't make it to take me home. Can you give me a ride? LOL She was average lookin average body but above average azz. So I say ok whenever you're ready. Ok long story short she breaks out weed we smoke ok? She sucks my dick to get it hard. Then she pulls out some " coke dust " rubs it on my dick and says this will keep it hard. We fuck and I bust 2 times in a row. And we smoked " coke dusted " and fucked all weekend. SJ did you or anyone else have a similar experience?

Be careful.

SC.

Yes I had a similar experience once that started with her wanting to dust her crop first. Then she directed me to land the plane's fuselage at the end of the landing strip then proceed to taxi in. She directed me to use caution because she said that it was snowing and when I did it got kinda tingly and then she sprinkled a little more dust on and well, the end result was pretty good. It got harder than Chinese arithmetic. Never really did much with the dust other than that but it does have a positive effect LOL, SJ.

**Orl Woodpecker** · 05-15-15 11:07

Originally Posted by XMan1970 [View Original Post]

I keep missing Carrie. Can one of you send me those digits?

I heard from a source close to Carrie that she lost her phone, left it in a monger's car.

**Derrty** · 05-15-15 07:03

Morning Gents,

Heading home from the airport this morning around 4:30 am and I dreamt that I took a detour off 528. Made a pass through Landstreet up to Sand Lake. In my dream, the scene wasn't packed, but it wasn't empty, either. I dreamt that I spoke to Sarah and Layla at the Super 8, who both wanted 40 ounces to play. I realized that I only had 20 ounces, so I headed to my local branch to withdraw more when I spotted a pretty sexy blond walking out of her room. A little thicker than Sarah and Layla, but in all the right places. She was wearing a tight black tank and some tight short workout shorts with pink trim. She definitely caught my attention. Pretty in the face, shoulder-length blond hair, girl next door type that you just want to bang for the sake of banging. Nice smooth body, shaved everywhere. Smooth like butter. And, YMMV, but she was just so damn pleasant! Just a great pleasant attitude. Complete contrast to what I normally find. Anyway, she said she was looking for company, and I said I was looking for a flute player. Said her name was Holly. I've been around this game for a bit, and she's not any Holly that I'm familiar with from either BP or this board. Anyway, LEO check done and parked in a safe spot. Holly played the flute to perfection. Pretty good, if I do say so myself. Probably could use more suction for my taste, but never did the hand-jerk nonsense a lot of walkers do. BBBJWCIMS. Allowed me to roam, but no insertion, which is fine. A $$ was smooth as butter, just like I like it. Oh, and the best part? In my dream, I only paid 20 ounces to play.

Of course, this was all in my dream and I woke up in my bed a few minutes ago and had to record it somewhere. Play safe, Gents!

Derrty.

**XMan1970** · 05-14-15 21:41

Last two outings to OBT and Landstreet have been good to me so far. Nice action from Amber and Jessica but I keep missing Carrie. Can one of you send me those digits?

**SantaClause** · 05-14-15 18:50

Originally Posted by StrokinJoe [View Original Post]

Great and funny posts SantaClause. Hey, with all the current action, how do you keep the "North Pole" up? Do you use the magic "reindeer dust" LOL.

Hey SJ thanks for the props.

" Variety is the spice of life " . That being said I think finding one different Naughty and Nice girl a week is the key to keeping the "North Pole" up.

Speaking of "reindeer dust" LOL. One night a mixed black and white girl that I worked with said to me my regular ride can't make it to take me home. Can you give me a ride? LOL She was average lookin average body but above average azz. So I say ok whenever you're ready. Ok long story short she breaks out weed we smoke ok? She sucks my dick to get it hard. Then she pulls out some " coke dust " rubs it on my dick and says this will keep it hard. We fuck and I bust 2 times in a row. And we smoked " coke dusted " and fucked all weekend. SJ did you or anyone else have a similar experience?

Be careful.

SC.

**StrokinJoe** · 05-14-15 16:19

Originally Posted by SantaClause [View Original Post]

Chris5 thanks for the good words. Appreciate it.

One day at the above mentioned MickeyDs as I'm walking back to my sleigh one of Santa's well known helpers comes running at me yelling Santa Santa. She hugs and kisses me and says what did you bring for me? And I say how are you? Thanks for the hugs and kisses but please not in broad daylight we have to be discreet. With a sad face she says oh ok Santa. Then she says can we go for a sleigh ride? So I say sorry I have to make the rounds to find girls who are Naughty and Nice. And as I leave I wave to her and say you better not shout you better not pout.

Be careful.

SC.

Great and funny posts SantaClause. Hey, with all the current action, how do you keep the "North Pole" up? Do you use the magic "reindeer dust" LOL.

**SantaClause** · 05-14-15 14:38

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

Santa I am loving your posts. Wawa and that mcdonalds across the street is another major hub for the trail girls. They all pass thru those places frequently.

Chris5 thanks for the good words. Appreciate it.

One day at the above mentioned MickeyDs as I'm walking back to my sleigh one of Santa's well known helpers comes running at me yelling Santa Santa. She hugs and kisses me and says what did you bring for me? And I say how are you? Thanks for the hugs and kisses but please not in broad daylight we have to be discreet. With a sad face she says oh ok Santa. Then she says can we go for a sleigh ride? So I say sorry I have to make the rounds to find girls who are Naughty and Nice. And as I leave I wave to her and say you better not shout you better not pout.

Be careful.

SC.

**StrokinJoe** · 05-14-15 14:33

Originally Posted by SWSurfer [View Original Post]

I don't like buying packs of hats, hard to hide from SO and normally pick one or two up on my way out for surfing.

So if anyone if ever needing to grab a hat in a pinch. The Sunoco on the trail by the FL Mall has them as singles's for 1 buck includes tax.

Surf Out!

I NEVER trust the wrappers the Ho's carry around. A friend of mine actually got a bacterial infection one time and that was the only thing the doctor said it could have probably been from, it was NOT an STD. These girls carry them around in their boots, their bras, purses, the outside wrappers get worn or partially torn or cracked, 100 degree weather, moisture, etc. Definitely not very sanitary conditions. Plus they usually buy the cheapest, XXSmall ones that smell like bubble cum. I want my hermetically sealed Magnums LOL.

**SW Surfer** · 05-14-15 11:15

I don't like buying packs of hats, hard to hide from SO and normally pick one or two up on my way out for surfing.

So if anyone if ever needing to grab a hat in a pinch. The Sunoco on the trail by the FL Mall has them as singles's for 1 buck includes tax.

Surf Out!

**StrokinJoe** · 05-14-15 10:07

Originally Posted by Vino7373 [View Original Post]

Give her the 5 bucs for the hats and make her go in to get them. Do NOT give her any more coin. She won't duck out on you over a pack of jimmies. It's better if you have them yourself but married guys don't have that luxury.

Most of the "independent" convenience stores will sell you 1 condom for a buck or so. I always start my day or night out that way and if I don't use it I just toss it. At one time the fence at the back of the McDonalds across from Wawa must have had a 100 condoms littering the bottom of it. It looked like the aftermath of the Macy's parade. If I get stopped I just toss it under the seat because I'm usually driving rental cars anyway. Take care Brothers. SJ.

**StrokinJoe** · 05-14-15 10:01

Originally Posted by SantaClause [View Original Post]

Hey.

Sorry didn't ask for and wasn't offered numbers.

I am a member of the 4 F club: Find them, Feel them, Fuck them, and Forget them.

Good Luck.

Santa.

I've been a member of that club for decades! I almost never call these girls and for the few times in my life that I have, I use a pay phone if you can even find one anymore. The one at the Landstreet Shell still works. When I take digits it is usually just to pass them on to my Brothers.