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Taylor
Anyone spend time with Taylor? Looks good if that's really her, inquiring minds would like to know? Feel free to PM me with the details. Thanks JD.
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Originally Posted by
Altima1589
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Has anyone dreamed with Paige, PM me about the details.
See post 20192.
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Paige
Has anyone dreamed with Paige, PM me about the details.
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Just a reminder
Watch out for this nasty scam artist and her pimp Cash hoova! They will rob you and he'll pull his gun out on you!
http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...0-real/6979888
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These girls get so many call opportunities per day
Originally Posted by
TomCat4871
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I got ditched by Alyssa (the tiger) and she went radio silent for a first time lunch appointment just as I reached San Juan. Little Junior was screaming and wouldn't shut up so to pacify him I pulled over and checked out BP. Went to Jades apartment in the Jammes area. I would probably say I'd visit the apartment complex in daylight hours only. Messy apartment. She explained that she kicked out her roomates for stealing from her. Her room was a mess with a mattres on the floor. I think she cheated me out of a bbj, she said she only does CBJ 'cause she's an army wife? WTF? She pulled the no condom trick but I was packing. Finished the deed. She had company in the room next door. I met the company. She calls her "momma bear" and is a decent middle age woman who apparentlyb works in the biz with her daughter (who jade says may be found taking walks along the area). That alone is a good lead and might be for further investigating. I asked Jade if she dances and she said 'yes'. She is a Wacko's girl and goes by Reneee. She was sorta cute but may repeat just once more to give her a chance to open that menu before I hit the delete button on her.
Until they can afford to blow us off. Some of you might not believe this but these girls sometimes get more than 30 calls per day so they don't have to worry about hurting your feelings or offending you. I can't tell you how long of time you can waste going through these ads. They respond initially then you might hear from them 2 days later! You asked Monday were they available, they don't respond till Friday and you know how they respond? "Yea. ".
Sometimes I just tell them that that was almost a week ago when I contacted you. Then you get the infamous response- "oh. " Anyway!
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Originally Posted by
Ghostrunner
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I don't know about anyone else but I got a good laugh out of this.
Thanks I thought it was pretty funny too. I saw it on another board.
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Brooke
TGTBT?? I didn't get an answer when I called so I don't know how much.
IF this is the hottie in the picture anything less than $300/ hr would have me thinking she is not real. Nothing came up via tineye. 9*4-567-63eight2...Hell if that's her she could ask and get $600/hr or more
http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...se-you/7360420
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Ok sorry but this is weird because I am NOT into S / M but those pictures just make me want to spank her and hard!! LOL.
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Not quite the gal in the ad but still looks cute unless she is a rip off artist or whatnot. Just not going to waste my time after the bad reviews about rules etc.
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Miranda
Originally Posted by
MrMeogi
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I've seen Miranda on multiple occasions and have never experienced anything but greatness from her. Hell one time is even left and was driving down the road when I realized I didn't hand over the donation. I txted her that I was coming back to her room that I had forgot something. She didn't even realize I never gave her the money.
Mr M turned me onto Miranda a couple months ago and I agree with him 100%, she's fantastic! I've seen her many times and she's always been really good to me. I've also sent a few friends to her and they all come away saying the same thing, she's a sweetheart. I'm calling BS on whomever is saying otherwise. JD.
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Miranda??
I've seen Miranda on multiple occasions and have never experienced anything but greatness from her. Hell one time is even left and was driving down the road when I realized I didn't hand over the donation. I txted her that I was coming back to her room that I had forgot something. She didn't even realize I never gave her the money.
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Did a couple of searches and got nothing on her
Personally, she looks familiar to me. Anyone have any intel? http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Bod...alyssa/7351810.
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Hillarious!
I don't know about anyone else but I got a good laugh out of this.
Originally Posted by
SkyWalker13
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Frequently, women use codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often one asks what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.
So, here you go,.
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of a flower only? = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.
Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.
Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.
Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Cinnamon = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.
Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Graceful = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.
Soft skin = old.
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.
No age? = same as "28".
Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
FOR THE PROFESSIONAL ADS:
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across town.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.
Occasionally, an in shape attractive woman, not overweight, can be found on backpage. However, they are the ones usually with the mental issues. The ones who seem normal without any problems are the ones you are going to find that are overweight.
Once in a blue moon, you'll find someone not overweight and without mental issues, attractive, etc. But those are few and far between.
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I'd say all and all
Originally Posted by
TomCat4871
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I got ditched by Alyssa (the tiger) and she went radio silent for a first time lunch appointment just as I reached San Juan. Little Junior was screaming and wouldn't shut up so to pacify him I pulled over and checked out BP. Went to Jades apartment in the Jammes area. I would probably say I'd visit the apartment complex in daylight hours only. Messy apartment. She explained that she kicked out her roomates for stealing from her. Her room was a mess with a mattres on the floor. I think she cheated me out of a bbj, she said she only does CBJ 'cause she's an army wife? WTF? She pulled the no condom trick but I was packing. Finished the deed. She had company in the room next door. I met the company. She calls her "momma bear" and is a decent middle age woman who apparently works in the biz with her daughter (who jade says may be found taking walks along the area). That alone is a good lead and might be for further investigating. I asked Jade if she dances and she said 'yes'. She is a Wacko's girl and goes by Reneee. She was sorta cute but may repeat just once more to give her a chance to open that menu before I hit the delete button on her.
That was a win Speaking of Alyssa I've been wanting to speak with her. Never have before. I've heard the good and the bad with her. Something about her look really attracts me!
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No worries
Originally Posted by
YoungRestless
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I was just hoping to point out the providers double standard. Will refrain from any likeness of the appearance of breaking rules.
If you note the redact text, it's not the infraction for being a racist, it's the infraction for talking about racial issues. They are not the same thing.
You can talk all you want about chicks that give bad service, don't schedule their clients well, or rip people off. You can use analogies if you wish, just don't use the ones that start shit that go on for three days that I have to spend 15 minutes cleaning up next week.
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