Massage Parlor Reports

**Lanier** · 05-05-15 11:22

Vacant and for sale. What happened to Natural Therapies? Back in the day they had gorgeous Vietnamese girls.

**Timy1979** · 05-05-15 09:43

I call BS on your entire review and well your other 6 reviews.

Originally Posted by Dudeee [View Original Post]

-Let me start off saying that I'm young, do they have something against young guys? In Tampa I don't have to be 25 to get a damn TS. I'm a grown ass man.

-I went on this board to research and only see reviews on Luxsa and CB and nothing else so I'm not sure if you all already know this but if you know nothing about Orlando do yourself a favor, unless its Luxsa just give up and ride out to Tampa. Orlando AMPs suck.

-My problem with Luxsa is that I'm young and its weird for me, but I guess most don't really understand. The one time I went the girl asked, "What are you doing here you could just go get a girl. Why are you doing this?" It didn't offend me I just don't really like answering questions like that. But besides that you guys have a really special thing here. Its cheap as hell compared to AMPs (even in Tampa) and the woman I had was attractive and made me feel good. Na there's no FS but if that's what you like you should really just do BP.

-Serenity Spa, I saw a review that said it was closed but thinking with the little head my dumb ass proceeds over there. I give her my I'd and card she charges it and continues looking at my I'd. She says OMG I can't do this, I point out my age and she's like, "No massage. " I say I've already been here twice (I went last year I guess it got raided since then) she says, "All new owners. " At this point I say give me my money back. These women out here in Orlando are so desperate for money its pathetic, she begs to do the massage now, "Okay you can have massage but its professional massage. " I ask for my money back and she says NO. What? After sitting there calmly for like 10 minutes she "figures out" how to give my money back. The day started horribly and it gets worse. Never go here.

-Magic Spa, saw it on BP, I assume I'm good. First question, "age. " First thing she says is, "This is legitimate massage. She said people come in and are like WHAT?" At least she was honest.

-Asahi Spa, saw it on BP, little head is dying now he's doing all the thinking. I should have just went home after she said she's busy. I'm sure after I gave her my I'd I'd be turned away. At least the lady who answered seemed hot.

-International Spa, I saw it on google maps. . 85 for an hour. Are all these places really legit or is it my age? One lady asks if I want a shower and leaves. Other lady comes in asks my age and says no shower. Again do I need to be 25 to get a fucking TS? These ladies are crazy. Maybe they thought I was undercover, it really confused me. I tell her, "The other lady said I'll get a TS. I'll take my money back. " These ladies are so pathetic as soon as you say that they change and now I can get a shower. Not going to lie if you want a legit massage it was amazing. But you all know what would have made it better. Tip. 2 because at least massage was great. Maybe they do extras but I don't know, if you want a good massage though go ahead.

-TG Spa, little head decision again. The worst mistake of my life. Obviously from all these other experiences I should have gone home. Paid. 5 for the absolute worst massage I've EVER had in my life. But you know what would make up for that terrible massage, even a terrible HJ would be okay if I got off after how terrible my day had been. But nope she says get up get dressed LOL. Its pathetic man she didn't even ask for a tip because she knows damn well how bad she is. Never go here, ever.

-So I spent $. 50 thinking with the little head and learned that I guess you have to be like 25-30 to AT LEAST get a TS here in Orlando now? The only reason this kills me is because big and little head are still pissed off, and last time I was here Serenity was glad to help me. Also, I'm usually in Tampa and you can go to ANY AMP and get service, they are elated to see a young good looking guy. Even if the massage is terrible at least there's a HE! Even if she's ugly, there's a HE! But no not here in Orlando. If you're reading this and you want to TOFTT don't. Go to Luxsa. Has anyone else had any luck at any of these places?

**Timy1979** · 05-05-15 09:24

I've seen her a few times, at the HOP and her new place so not really a new client. But thank you for the info I will keep trying.

Originally Posted by OrlandoJ [View Original Post]

She is still around but has another part time job and focuses on school. She posts every once and a while and that is the only time she sees her regulars. Not really taking any new clients.

**Sex Xes** · 05-05-15 08:55

Originally Posted by TermCat [View Original Post]

Thought that place got shut down. Did they move some where else or still on Colonial (or am I thinking of someplace else?

They are still on East colonial. Some drunk drove his car into their front window a while back but that's been repaired.

**OrlandoJ** · 05-05-15 08:53

Originally Posted by Timy1979 [View Original Post]

Is Heidi still around? I have been trying to get a old of her for a few weeks with no response.

She is still around but has another part time job and focuses on school. She posts every once and a while and that is the only time she sees her regulars. Not really taking any new clients.

**Vegas Nole** · 05-04-15 22:58

Originally Posted by TermCat [View Original Post]

Thought that place got shut down. Did they move some where else or still on Colonial (or am I thinking of someplace else?

Drove by minutes ago and the open sign was on. Never been there. I may have to try.

**Member #4909** · 05-04-15 22:15

-Let me start off saying that I'm young, do they have something against young guys? In Tampa I don't have to be 25 to get a damn TS. I'm a grown ass man.

-I went on this board to research and only see reviews on Luxsa and CB and nothing else so I'm not sure if you all already know this but if you know nothing about Orlando do yourself a favor, unless its Luxsa just give up and ride out to Tampa. Orlando AMPs suck.

-My problem with Luxsa is that I'm young and its weird for me, but I guess most don't really understand. The one time I went the girl asked, "What are you doing here you could just go get a girl. Why are you doing this?" It didn't offend me I just don't really like answering questions like that. But besides that you guys have a really special thing here. Its cheap as hell compared to AMPs (even in Tampa) and the woman I had was attractive and made me feel good. Na there's no FS but if that's what you like you should really just do BP.

-Serenity Spa, I saw a review that said it was closed but thinking with the little head my dumb ass proceeds over there. I give her my I'd and card she charges it and continues looking at my I'd. She says OMG I can't do this, I point out my age and she's like, "No massage. " I say I've already been here twice (I went last year I guess it got raided since then) she says, "All new owners. " At this point I say give me my money back. These women out here in Orlando are so desperate for money its pathetic, she begs to do the massage now, "Okay you can have massage but its professional massage. " I ask for my money back and she says NO. What? After sitting there calmly for like 10 minutes she "figures out" how to give my money back. The day started horribly and it gets worse. Never go here.

-Magic Spa, saw it on BP, I assume I'm good. First question, "age. " First thing she says is, "This is legitimate massage. She said people come in and are like WHAT?" At least she was honest.

-Asahi Spa, saw it on BP, little head is dying now he's doing all the thinking. I should have just went home after she said she's busy. I'm sure after I gave her my I'd I'd be turned away. At least the lady who answered seemed hot.

-International Spa, I saw it on google maps. . 85 for an hour. Are all these places really legit or is it my age? One lady asks if I want a shower and leaves. Other lady comes in asks my age and says no shower. Again do I need to be 25 to get a fucking TS? These ladies are crazy. Maybe they thought I was undercover, it really confused me. I tell her, "The other lady said I'll get a TS. I'll take my money back. " These ladies are so pathetic as soon as you say that they change and now I can get a shower. Not going to lie if you want a legit massage it was amazing. But you all know what would have made it better. Tip. 2 because at least massage was great. Maybe they do extras but I don't know, if you want a good massage though go ahead.

-TG Spa, little head decision again. The worst mistake of my life. Obviously from all these other experiences I should have gone home. Paid. 5 for the absolute worst massage I've EVER had in my life. But you know what would make up for that terrible massage, even a terrible HJ would be okay if I got off after how terrible my day had been. But nope she says get up get dressed LOL. Its pathetic man she didn't even ask for a tip because she knows damn well how bad she is. Never go here, ever.

-So I spent $. 50 thinking with the little head and learned that I guess you have to be like 25-30 to AT LEAST get a TS here in Orlando now? The only reason this kills me is because big and little head are still pissed off, and last time I was here Serenity was glad to help me. Also, I'm usually in Tampa and you can go to ANY AMP and get service, they are elated to see a young good looking guy. Even if the massage is terrible at least there's a HE! Even if she's ugly, there's a HE! But no not here in Orlando. If you're reading this and you want to TOFTT don't. Go to Luxsa. Has anyone else had any luck at any of these places?

**Smokedmeat** · 05-04-15 21:01

Spot on, I've reviewed her in the past. Lady could milk a rock.

Originally Posted by Kingforanight [View Original Post]

Was always curious about this one so I decided to give it a try. Tina is very organized and friendly in communications. Easily setup a time to go see her and met her at her apartment. The area, as has been noted, is a little dodgy but not really unsafe either. She's early 50's, short and her body is showing the age. There's not really any hips or booty to speak of and like all mature providers, gravity has taken a toll. I always say though that attitude trumps the physical so that's really up to each mongers preference.

The difference with her is that she gives a one hour massage of which more than half is dedicated to her special Eastern magical techniques. That's a much better ratio than the AMPs but I also wonder if it's maybe too much of a good thing? Maybe not. In any case I thought I would post the info and other seniors can PM me for more. THE rate is posted on her site.

K.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ilable/8716901

**Kingforanight** · 05-04-15 13:52

Was always curious about this one so I decided to give it a try. Tina is very organized and friendly in communications. Easily setup a time to go see her and met her at her apartment. The area, as has been noted, is a little dodgy but not really unsafe either. She's early 50's, short and her body is showing the age. There's not really any hips or booty to speak of and like all mature providers, gravity has taken a toll. I always say though that attitude trumps the physical so that's really up to each mongers preference.

The difference with her is that she gives a one hour massage of which more than half is dedicated to her special Eastern magical techniques. That's a much better ratio than the AMPs but I also wonder if it's maybe too much of a good thing? Maybe not. In any case I thought I would post the info and other seniors can PM me for more. THE rate is posted on her site.

K.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ilable/8716901

**VManOrl01** · 05-04-15 13:19

Was in Magic the other day and while I was there Is saw a cute little thing with long blondish hair. Does anybody have any info on her? Name, quality of service. Etc. She looked very nice.

**Member #6714** · 05-04-15 13:09

I have visited cb on 4 occasions since open. The first with Ginger (Kim) and it was by far the best experience. $80 door $80 tip, a better than perfect TS and then a wonderful massage and affectionate finish. Next visit with Layla? Was not as inspiring for a return, brought same amount as last time expecting the same treatment but received above average TS, average and short massage, and then on flip huge negotiation. Third visit Gia, after learning lesson to bring a little more tip had an 8/10 visit. My last trip there a couple days ago was lucky enough to get Ginger again, she's very busy but found time to provide a 10/10 service for the same coin as first visit.

**SanFordBB** · 05-04-15 12:25

Originally Posted by SexXes [View Original Post]

I dreamed of the lavender the other day. In my dream I met a nice Chinese massage lady Juju. Juju is an older provider who still has a great body & knows what she is doing. Door fee was a reasonable $60 for an hour. Very nice and relaxing table shower, my ass has never been cleaner. The massage was average but the dessert menu was extensive. Who says you can't have your cake and eat it too? Lavender is worth as visit.

Thought that place got shut down. Did they move some where else or still on Colonial (or am I thinking of someplace else?

**Timy1979** · 05-04-15 12:10

Is Heidi still around? I have been trying to get a old of her for a few weeks with no response.

**TriBoardMan** · 05-04-15 11:27

Stopped in for another visit to my usual AMP. I think this will be my last for a while. All new people working their now. Table shower is now $20 extra and the girl wanted. 6 for a standard ending. I'm disappointed because this place is close by, quiet and usually had good service. Will have to find a new place now.

**JsTampa** · 05-04-15 09:48

Originally Posted by JsTampa [View Original Post]

Ok, so I monger all over the state and very active in Tampa. I am heading over to Orlando today and need some guidance. I used to have a young Chinese I saw a long time ago there often. I have not seen her for years and need some help. She was more of a private arrangement but she went home.

I'm looking for a Chinese AMP with some younger staff that gives a good massage and also FS. If not FS atlas a good BJ. Anyone willing to lend a hand and in return can give some good info in Tampa.

Thanks.

I want to give a thanks for my Orlando brother that all gave some great advise. I am a very active monger in Tampa and Pinellas. I average 2 - 3 visits a week to AMP's and have visited everyplace at least once in my area. I will be spending some time on and off in Orlando for a couple months and need to find some good places so I will be looking into other places some suggested as well.

I have a problem, it's called yellow fever and seems the only cure I have found is in Chinese AMP's. I prefer the Chinese over Koreans for several reasons. Some are private but the main reason is I just don't get a good massage in Korean places. I actually love getting a good massage before playtime. I also feel the Korean places are more "down to business" and the Chinese are more personable. When I do find a younger Chinese provider that gives the type of service I like I am also's 100% satisfied (again, it is personal preference for Chinese over Korean). I have spent a lot of time on both countries and love both, but my fun time I feel is better spent in Chinese AMP's. (not to say there are not bad experiences in Chinese places as well as I've had many).

I followed one's PM which led me to a place on Colonial called Asian Flowers (sign say acupuncture massage or something). I'm not sure her name. Ok my review of this place is I will NEVER return. I opted for the hour massage.

I went in at 3:40 (time is important for a reason). I got undressed and laid down about 3:45. The 2 ladies stood in the lobby and talked for almost 10 (the room is right next to the lobby and they were loud) minutes then she comes into my room. She started what was a pretty good massage and I was starting to feel good when about 4:02 the front door opens and 2 guys come in. I hear the guys talking with the other lady for a minute then she starts talking to my lady in Chinese. A minute later my lady says, "let me go check on the customer, 2 came in and I just need to put him in the room to wait". I guess I have no choice at this point. So I lay there waiting for her to come back in and nothing. I hear no noise out front either. So after 15 or 16 minutes I get pissed and get up to get dressed so I can leave when she walks back in. She says "sorry, I had to talk to other girl for a minute". She then says to me "are you OK". I just lay there and a minute later I hear the 2 guys leaving, and the one girl out front with them all talking happily. Then my girl steps out and thanks them for coming and one guy says to her "thanks baby, you were wonderful as usual, I see you next time". At this point I am just totally floored, this ***** has the nerve to leave me in the middle of my massage and go to another customer to service him, then return to me. WTF. This is by far the absolute worst experience I ever had in any massage place anywhere. After they leave she says ok turn over. Now keep in mind, I've been in there for over 45 minutes and have only received 5 or 6 minutes of massage. WTF. I was so pissed I got up got dressed and left.

I will continue my visits in Orlando, I thought with all the tourists there this place would be a gold mine for good talent.