Massage Parlor Reports

**Ilapp** · 05-11-15 11:12

Originally Posted by Southernbred [View Original Post]

Than why do they have the front door locked when you arrive and relock it after you enter? I honestly think that, like Asian restaurants, there's an English menu for the masses but you have to be the right person to see the native menu.

Thoughts?

That the long gone Lily's on Allisonville Rd was the victim of an armed robbery, not that one couldn't do it after the door is unlocked, think of it as a safety feature for clients so no one can just stroll in the front door which is seldom manned at most locations.

**JamesHunt76** · 05-11-15 08:35

Originally Posted by AsianK [View Original Post]

Head to massageindy in fishers. Unless you got yellow fever.

Except their prices are twice as expensive as a regular AMP. Just looking for someone who isn't 40 and isn't going to watch the clock every 3 minutes and barely work my back.

**JamesHunt76** · 05-11-15 08:06

Originally Posted by Southernbred [View Original Post]

Than why do they have the front door locked when you arrive and relock it after you enter? I honestly think that, like Asian restaurants, there's an English menu for the masses but you have to be the right person to see the native menu.

Thoughts?

I think it's also a staffing issue, but I generally agree. Most of the "legit" places around Carmel are that way. Not sure how many times you have to go to be a regular, but you must have a deep war chest.

**Southernbred** · 05-09-15 13:34

Than why do they have the front door locked when you arrive and relock it after you enter? I honestly think that, like Asian restaurants, there's an English menu for the masses but you have to be the right person to see the native menu.

Thoughts?

**Bigvirg** · 05-08-15 14:27

Stopped to get my muffler fixed and found out that you can get two technicians to work on your muffler for an additional charge. Thought I would try it out and the initial work they did was ho hum. Kinda too easy on the parts. Now when they went to put the exhaust pipe extender on, they worked together very gingerly and at one time massaged the extension into place by rubbing around the hole. Hadn't seen that old school move in awhile. All said and done cost me $. 60. I will probably go back. Technicianswere LuLu and Sissy. One looked like my moled up grandmammy and the other like my 30 something cousin. All in all a relaxing pay day.

P.S. The German place is already closed!?

**AsianK** · 05-06-15 11:23

Originally Posted by JamesHunt76 [View Original Post]

So no one knows of a good legit massage from someone who doesn't look like a harpy or is 40?

Head to massageindy in fishers. Unless you got yellow fever.

**JamesHunt76** · 05-05-15 09:37

So no one knows of a good legit massage from someone who doesn't look like a harpy or is 40?

**SexInSTL** · 05-04-15 07:30

Originally Posted by RosieOFondle [View Original Post]

First time posting but have tried to use the sight a few times in the past for guidance. Had a recent visit since it sounded like many have had success at this location. I've had success in the past another location by the same "Amy" I believe has been mentioned before but due to her recent departure I was forced to try to find "greener pastures" if you will. I decided a swim under the water might work. I was greeted by an older last in her early 40's I might guess. Decent little body to her though. Requested an hour with table shower first. The table shower went well with all signs pointing to a possible HE. She wasn't shy around it at all. The massage was actually way better than expected so that was a plus. On the flip I asked for a rag to clean away a little "overzealousness" hoping that would hint even further at what I was looking for. I don't know if this is the international symbol for LEO or what but after that she seemed to be by the book and even kept me covered for the remainder of the session. No HE and even requested a tip after completion. I thought for a second I was going to have to American gladiator my way out of there wth how confrontational she was about the tip. There was one guy waiting on my way out and tried to give him a subtle "look" as I past him as a courtesy heads up. It sounds like by other's accounts this place should be reliable but I must have done something to hurt my chances. Anyways, thought I would make my first post and contribute a little to forum since it's helped me before. Thanks guys and gals.

Yeah, you must have done something to spook her.

I stopped in yesterday and finally got 'Ice' to not pass me off to the older lady (who isn't really 'old') because of how slow it was.

I guess I'm not usually her type, but when it's as slow as it was yesterday, my money must have looked good!

Playful in the table shower, poor excuse of a massage (not sure she even touched my back, but rubbed the inside of my thighs raw) and pretty mechanical work with the baby lotion.

Ice is cute though. And it's all pretty cheap - 1/2 hour with table shower is. 05 and tip. 04 - tough to beat.

The other 'old' gal is not much older than Ice, has a petite tight little body. Let's me roam more, but is a bit more timid, which I kind of like, and will actually do a massage.

**RosieOFondle** · 05-03-15 02:49

First time posting but have tried to use the sight a few times in the past for guidance. Had a recent visit since it sounded like many have had success at this location. I've had success in the past another location by the same "Amy" I believe has been mentioned before but due to her recent departure I was forced to try to find "greener pastures" if you will. I decided a swim under the water might work. I was greeted by an older last in her early 40's I might guess. Decent little body to her though. Requested an hour with table shower first. The table shower went well with all signs pointing to a possible HE. She wasn't shy around it at all. The massage was actually way better than expected so that was a plus. On the flip I asked for a rag to clean away a little "overzealousness" hoping that would hint even further at what I was looking for. I don't know if this is the international symbol for LEO or what but after that she seemed to be by the book and even kept me covered for the remainder of the session. No HE and even requested a tip after completion. I thought for a second I was going to have to American gladiator my way out of there wth how confrontational she was about the tip. There was one guy waiting on my way out and tried to give him a subtle "look" as I past him as a courtesy heads up. It sounds like by other's accounts this place should be reliable but I must have done something to hurt my chances. Anyways, thought I would make my first post and contribute a little to forum since it's helped me before. Thanks guys and gals.

**Jimmy Dee692** · 04-29-15 21:06

Visited a formerly great location inside the loop. A little bait and switch (a girl with "a good personality" gave the table shower and started the massage. She washed the whole gang, but I wasn't up for the party. The girl who answered the door came back, a bit of massage and then some less-than-gentle technique finished my time.

Ugh, maybe I should go back to retirement.

**Pgrandis54** · 04-29-15 17:11

In for a few days from north carolina. Picked a new place from BP that sounded promising near airport.

Luv the $60 fee its 70 in raleigh. Nice looking older gal A. A. One of the best massages I've had. Nice and hard with great leg and glut work. Guess I've been a monger long enough to walk the walk as ending was no haggle for tip and automatic.

Rate her L. 6.

M. 8.

E. 7.

Ill be back in fall Could some one pm me on some more places.

**CasualCoolC** · 04-29-15 11:08

Visited the ever so popular studio on the southside. Good Xp. Massage was mediocre while flip was good. Menu appeared open.

Masseuse super friendly and easy to work with. Age 35 ish. 6/10 on appearance, 7/10 body, 2/10 breath (chewing gum covering up smoke mouth), 8/10 performance.

Workin' on my street cred here.

See.

**Cook72** · 04-29-15 08:17

Had made plans for late afternoon near Mermaid and those plans fell through. After striking out the first time I visited Mermaid I had not planned to revisit at least not soon. But plans changed and I stopped by there for a late afternoon swim. Another guy was leaving as I came to the door and I was met by a very petite lady. I started to pay the house fee when I saw an older lady so I asked who would be taking care of me, the younger petite one said she would. So I stayed, would have bailed if it was the older one as she was not very attractive. Got the table shower and it was great all parts cleaned well and some two or three times. Massage was pretty good and I was Happy with the visit. The petite lady was Ice.

**StraightUp37** · 04-28-15 17:13

All the girls must be nervous if even the Red Bean ladies are playing it safe. The new girl Sophia said Amy went to Chicago. Bummer.

**Jjbee62** · 04-28-15 16:55

Originally Posted by Skooby [View Original Post]

Can you help me out with the mermaid reference? Please send a pm if you don't want to post it.

There once was a Disney movie called "The Little Mermaid", starring a redheaded mermaid. Whether or not she had freckles is a matter of great importance to some, but is irrelevant to the subject matter. With this as a starting point, you should be able to scan through the CL ads for therapeutic services and connect the dots. If it helps any, you can find a certain spinach eating sailor selling chicken nearby.