Massage Parlor Reports

[Telcova]

Went here thinking the girls in the pic look familiar.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...-8886/17866063

Slender girl, very good massage, that's all; I tried twice and she said no special massage her.

[JamieSmit]

Travels are taking me to Fburg today and looking for a good massage with some fun this afternoon. I don't get away from the lady often, so want to take advantage of it. Any help is appreciated.

[JmSuttr]

Just curious if anyone has done the four hand massage that many of the local AMPs are now offering. I have thought about giving it a try but not sure it is worth the money. Just wondering what you guys think.

Good question and would be interested in hearing from other members about their thoughts and experiences (best vs worst, AMP vs independent).

Let's take the cons first:

While some AMP girls deliver a pretty good massage, most aren't hired for their massage skills. Unless you've enjoyed a massage from both girls before, you're rolling the dice as far as the quality is concerned.

If one or both aren't very good, or if they're out of sync, or if they have very different styles, it probably won't live up to your expectations or the price you paid.

Since you're booking two girls for a full session, they usually want and expect a full tip (ex. 40 each). A client who only tips at their regular level in total (ex. 20 each) may think that's appropriate but should understand, from the masseuses' point of view, they may be seen as a cheapskate and that perception may affect future visits.

If the house fee isn't discounted, then that's more $ you've got in the game. If the session is underwhelming, your buyer's remorse will likely be higher.

As other seniors have noted, the offer may be nothing more than a lame marketing gimmick to get you to visit the AMP and you may be told they're too busy to do four-hand.

IME (and this is the biggest negative for me), with rare exceptions, AMP girls are less adventurous when there's another masseuse in the room. One simple reason for that is they see each other every day and AMP girls are notorious gossips about clients and each other. So a girl who, when she's alone with you, might allow UTC roaming or be open to oral options, may not be willing to go that far when one of her friends (or rivals) is present. That's not to say that surprises can't happen, but (IMHO) the odds are against it. Along those same lines, I think an AMP girl would be less likely to give you her private digits in that situation.

Pros:

If you've never done four-hand, it can be a lot of fun and a very different experience as long as you don't let your expectations get too high.

If the AMP is offering a significant discount on the house fee, it may be worth taking the plunge (but don't let yourself be tagged as a bad tipper).

It's not a bad way to check out the talent for future visits if it's a place you haven't visited before.

[JmSuttr]

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Justice...t-prostitution

Some observations:

This tactic is being used in Hawaii and it's not clear if it will spread or if it will even be applicable to other states where the laws are different. But, since information like this is often shared between LEO agencies, I wouldn't be surprised if other areas adopted some variation of it.

This tactic specifically targets the ladies so while it will suck if your favorite AMP is shut down it shouldn't pose a threat to clients.

There's an inconsistency in the story itself because it defines sexual assault as touching the genitals without consent yet it also talks about an undercover LEO taking an AMP girl's hand and placing it on his own crotch. WTF, doesn't that constitute consent?

The main takeaway, IMHO, is that even in a relatively (AFAIK) tolerant and permissive place like Honolulu, LEO is still bending over backwards to go after consensual adult conduct.

[Mongeroose]

Topless roaming and TS were included in my recent trip. Scarlet appears younger than the average local AMP provider to me. Did not see the rest.

New location in springfield, new shower and k providers. Provider told me not to tell anyone about the place. 80/ hour 40/ tip. Scarlet is nice with some large balloons. Ok Message ok flip. Nothing more allowed. Name rythms with ducky.

[AznVrep]

Just curious if anyone has done the four hand massage that many of the local AMPs are now offering. I have thought about giving it a try but not sure it is worth the money. Just wondering what you guys think.

I've been to several that claimed to do four hand with only a few actually providing. I think their goal is to offer a found hand and when you get there they say it's not available. But because your already there you go a head and stay.

The best was one that I reviewed several months ago and then went immediately down hill after that. I haven't found another good place since then.

[Roamin Roman]

Wondering if anyone is familiar with this place. New to me. It looks like a generic AMP ad, but they advertise under Escorts.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ywork/17039910

It appears to be a new AMP. Bear in mind, another spa (TLC Medispa) previously occupied that location.

FWIW, the telephone number for the prior establishment was (703) XXX-3636.

[Roamin Roman]

Just curious if anyone has done the four hand massage that many of the local AMPs are now offering. I have thought about giving it a try but not sure it is worth the money. Just wondering what you guys think.

My inclination would be to decline that option. They're essentially a way for the AMP to obtain more of your monger funds for the same end result. Instead, why not try each pair of hands separately. Twice the fun for the about the same as a 4-handed massage.

One other thought about 4-handed massages: It could be that business at those AMPs is slow, and the 4-handed massage is a way of getting more work for their staff. Considering this possibility, what is the likely quality of that AMP?

Roman.

[Zingie]

Just curious if anyone has done the four hand massage that many of the local AMPs are now offering. I have thought about giving it a try but not sure it is worth the money. Just wondering what you guys think.

YMMV. Er YMWV where W=will. I like a good four hand massage when done correctly, but often times in these AMPs you just get lackluster performance out of one or both. On the flip: some will leave it to one, others will swap back and forth as their arms tire out, others one will do the main business and the other will focus other areas.

[FredBurgMike]

Just curious if anyone has done the four hand massage that many of the local AMPs are now offering. I have thought about giving it a try but not sure it is worth the money. Just wondering what you guys think.

[Ohio4413]

Thank you.

http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massag...ington-va-4057

[Krakatoa]

Wondering if anyone is familiar with this place. New to me. It looks like a generic AMP ad, but they advertise under Escorts.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ywork/17039910

[Xsham]

Went to Elite Therapy in Alexandria. It's perhaps a month or two old. Like all spas in the area that receive generally or overwhelmingly good reviews, the truth is the exact opposite of what was reported. Providers well over 40, not attractive and the location is overly visible to traffic and businesses / homes nearby.

[Rudraidhe]

Hi. Hope all is well.

Where is ATMB? Thanks.

http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massag...ington-va-4057

[Roamin Roman]

I decided to try a place that I hadn't been since it opened. I had a so-so experience last time, but decided to see if it had changed. I went to a place near Annandale that is named.

After one of the colors of the US Flag. Table shower was as it should be. Massage was amateur at best. Was actually annoying at times. Obviously not trained. She must have left the.

Room 4-5 times during the massage. Not sure what the heck she was doing. She would only leave for around a minute. During the flip she just sat there at the end, so I grabbed her hand.

And tried to put in the right place. She quickly pulled away. At first I though she was trying to be safe since she didn't know me, but after four attempts I could tell she was serious.

I began to touch her up top and she didn't seem to mind. That is when she said I had to finish myself. WTF? She did let me nurse as I finished. I figured I was already there, I had to.

Get some satisfaction. I tipped her. 2 and she asked for more. I said when you do more, you get more. I won't be going back to this place. I TOFFT.

Lovejugs.

I think I know the place to which you're referring. I've reviewed it a couple times recently. Basically, I usually go there after working out and have always obtained a decent massage for sore muscles. It's always been my go-to place for that, since (at my age) I need a massage after a workout so I'll be able to move the next morning. Your report of a lackluster massage is unsettling. Because of recent travel, I've not been in a few weeks. That suggests that the personnel has changed, and I may have to find another place. As for the staff, they tend to be older women (40's to 50's), so you were never likely to find the hot spinners that are the normal topic of this forum. Sorry you had a disappointing time. However, there ARE places nearby that might be more to your liking. Send me a PM and I'll try to accommodate. Regards.

- Roman.