Massage Parlor Reports

[Roamin Roman]

I decided to try a place that I hadn't been since it opened. I had a so-so experience last time, but decided to see if it had changed. I went to a place near Annandale that is named.

After one of the colors of the US Flag. Table shower was as it should be. Massage was amateur at best. Was actually annoying at times. Obviously not trained. She must have left the.

Room 4-5 times during the massage. Not sure what the heck she was doing. She would only leave for around a minute. During the flip she just sat there at the end, so I grabbed her hand.

And tried to put in the right place. She quickly pulled away. At first I though she was trying to be safe since she didn't know me, but after four attempts I could tell she was serious.

I began to touch her up top and she didn't seem to mind. That is when she said I had to finish myself. WTF? She did let me nurse as I finished. I figured I was already there, I had to.

Get some satisfaction. I tipped her. 2 and she asked for more. I said when you do more, you get more. I won't be going back to this place. I TOFFT.

Lovejugs.

I think I know the place to which you're referring. I've reviewed it a couple times recently. Basically, I usually go there after working out and have always obtained a decent massage for sore muscles. It's always been my go-to place for that, since (at my age) I need a massage after a workout so I'll be able to move the next morning. Your report of a lackluster massage is unsettling. Because of recent travel, I've not been in a few weeks. That suggests that the personnel has changed, and I may have to find another place. As for the staff, they tend to be older women (40's to 50's), so you were never likely to find the hot spinners that are the normal topic of this forum. Sorry you had a disappointing time. However, there ARE places nearby that might be more to your liking. Send me a PM and I'll try to accommodate. Regards.

- Roman.

[HardToTame]

New location in springfield, new shower and k providers. Provider told me not to tell anyone about the place. 80/ hour 40/ tip. Scarlet is nice with some large balloons. Ok Message ok flip. Nothing more allowed. Name rythms with ducky.

[AznVrep]

At least that's been my experience. The more comfortable she is with you the more open she is to gentle coaching about your particular likes / dislikes. On the cleanliness thing, I always tell her I just took a shower before seeing her (or I take a quick shower when I get there) and that seems to put her at ease quite a bit.

She had me laughing because before she gave me a BJ she sniffed him and looked at me and said "good".

[Krakatoa]

Hi. Hope all is well. Where is ATMB? Thanks.

Lee Hwy, Arlington. Easy to Google.

[Kamen]

Spa World in Centreville, VA and Seoul Spa in Security Blvd, Baltimore both have nice steam room and pool.

Looking for any location that offers a steam room. Not dry sauna. Pm me if you know of a location.

[Metloaf]

Looking for any location that offers a steam room. Not dry sauna. Pm me if you know of a location.

[Lovejugs]

I decided to try a place that I hadn't been since it opened. I had a so-so experience last time, but decided to see if it had changed. I went to a place near Annandale that is named.

After one of the colors of the US Flag. Table shower was as it should be. Massage was amateur at best. Was actually annoying at times. Obviously not trained. She must have left the.

Room 4-5 times during the massage. Not sure what the heck she was doing. She would only leave for around a minute. During the flip she just sat there at the end, so I grabbed her hand.

And tried to put in the right place. She quickly pulled away. At first I though she was trying to be safe since she didn't know me, but after four attempts I could tell she was serious.

I began to touch her up top and she didn't seem to mind. That is when she said I had to finish myself. WTF? She did let me nurse as I finished. I figured I was already there, I had to.

Get some satisfaction. I tipped her. 2 and she asked for more. I said when you do more, you get more. I won't be going back to this place. I TOFFT.

Lovejugs.

[Ohio4413]

Hi. Hope all is well.

Where is ATMB? Thanks.

[JmSuttr]

Went out and saw joyce. As others have mentioned she's a bit off but I think its because she got busted before. When I went in I had my sunglasses on my head and she immediately pulled them off and inspected them. I'm guessing she was looking for a camera. After I stripped down she seemed to feel more at ease. I'd rate her a 6/10. She's younger and cuter than most providers you'll find in the area and she's all natural. Also seems like she's a cleanliness freak. Constantly wiping everything off with paper towels. I might repeat if I'm in the area. A bit of a drive for me now. Total damage $1. 2.

At least that's been my experience. The more comfortable she is with you the more open she is to gentle coaching about your particular likes / dislikes. On the cleanliness thing, I always tell her I just took a shower before seeing her (or I take a quick shower when I get there) and that seems to put her at ease quite a bit.

[Masci6]

Anyone been to this spa in Chantilly lately? Used to be a great place under a different name years ago and shut down a few times. See it's open again as Mikos and wondering if staff are good. Always loved the atmosphere inside, was very classy. Anyone been there?

[AznVrep]

Went out and saw joyce. As others have mentioned she's a bit off but I think its because she got busted before. When I went in I had my sunglasses on my head and she immediately pulled them off and inspected them. I'm guessing she was looking for a camera. After I stripped down she seemed to feel more at ease. I'd rate her a 6/10. She's younger and cuter than most providers you'll find in the area and she's all natural. Also seems like she's a cleanliness freak. Constantly wiping everything off with paper towels. I might repeat if I'm in the area. A bit of a drive for me now. Total damage $1. 2.

[JohnWarhammer]

Sounds pretty bad overall. I understand there is a no touching policy, but am curious whether any visuals were provided. Thanks.

No visuals and based on other reviews of no touching and being yelled at I was very very cautious going forward. I let her do her thing. She was hardly pretty and honestly might be the first person I couldn't really see touching anyways.

[Laura Rager]

Got a name, number or some other way of identifying her? Sounds like she's someone to steer well clear of.

Sorry you had a crap session but thanks for TOFTT and even more for the warning!

ALso, beware, she has a reputation of flipping out and threatening past customers.

[Jf Faster]

I saw her last week because I had been so bored Friday and wanted to try a new AMP. I wasn't really going to do a review, but because I see were talking about her now I guess I'll throw one out there.

Saw her Friday around 8 pm, her house is cluttered with all sorts of art and design decor, has a weird smell. Her studio is down in the basement and honestly wasn't all that bad. Her appearance as of right now, she hardly looks like what is depicted in the picture. She's shorter and fatter, face honestly is almost not even recognizable. I paid for a sensual session and got the most boring massage ever. Actually aggravating as she wouldn't shut up about weird religion and spiritual powers and reincarnation and how she's trying to get in contact with the government to discuss this crazy evidence she stumbled upon about Israel and Palestine located in the USA and how she's writing these books. At one point I thought I was going to be some sacrificial murder to her blood gods on Jupiter / Saturn or whatever. She kept talking needless to say and only until the flip did she began to quiet down a bit and gave me what I was really looking for. Her technique was good and based on the other board I was afraid she was just going to massage it and not actually do the "job". Well it didn't take long and I would say her skills were far better than I was expecting given the rest of the session.

TLDR: Massage horrible / so much lotion used / awful hard dry towel used to wipe most of it off. Above average rub, but suffer through weird personality and story.

I will not go back however as Woodbridge was honestly a bit of a track for me.

Sounds pretty bad overall. I understand there is a no touching policy, but am curious whether any visuals were provided. Thanks.

[Kamen]

Is the got bust? Do not find any news! I missing my ATF girl Coco!

Closed, I'm looking for where they turn up as well.