Massage Parlor Reports

[JamesHunt76]

So no one knows of a good legit massage from someone who doesn't look like a harpy or is 40?

[SexInSTL]

First time posting but have tried to use the sight a few times in the past for guidance. Had a recent visit since it sounded like many have had success at this location. I've had success in the past another location by the same "Amy" I believe has been mentioned before but due to her recent departure I was forced to try to find "greener pastures" if you will. I decided a swim under the water might work. I was greeted by an older last in her early 40's I might guess. Decent little body to her though. Requested an hour with table shower first. The table shower went well with all signs pointing to a possible HE. She wasn't shy around it at all. The massage was actually way better than expected so that was a plus. On the flip I asked for a rag to clean away a little "overzealousness" hoping that would hint even further at what I was looking for. I don't know if this is the international symbol for LEO or what but after that she seemed to be by the book and even kept me covered for the remainder of the session. No HE and even requested a tip after completion. I thought for a second I was going to have to American gladiator my way out of there wth how confrontational she was about the tip. There was one guy waiting on my way out and tried to give him a subtle "look" as I past him as a courtesy heads up. It sounds like by other's accounts this place should be reliable but I must have done something to hurt my chances. Anyways, thought I would make my first post and contribute a little to forum since it's helped me before. Thanks guys and gals.

Yeah, you must have done something to spook her.

I stopped in yesterday and finally got 'Ice' to not pass me off to the older lady (who isn't really 'old') because of how slow it was.

I guess I'm not usually her type, but when it's as slow as it was yesterday, my money must have looked good!

Playful in the table shower, poor excuse of a massage (not sure she even touched my back, but rubbed the inside of my thighs raw) and pretty mechanical work with the baby lotion.

Ice is cute though. And it's all pretty cheap - 1/2 hour with table shower is. 05 and tip. 04 - tough to beat.

The other 'old' gal is not much older than Ice, has a petite tight little body. Let's me roam more, but is a bit more timid, which I kind of like, and will actually do a massage.

[RosieOFondle]

First time posting but have tried to use the sight a few times in the past for guidance. Had a recent visit since it sounded like many have had success at this location. I've had success in the past another location by the same "Amy" I believe has been mentioned before but due to her recent departure I was forced to try to find "greener pastures" if you will. I decided a swim under the water might work. I was greeted by an older last in her early 40's I might guess. Decent little body to her though. Requested an hour with table shower first. The table shower went well with all signs pointing to a possible HE. She wasn't shy around it at all. The massage was actually way better than expected so that was a plus. On the flip I asked for a rag to clean away a little "overzealousness" hoping that would hint even further at what I was looking for. I don't know if this is the international symbol for LEO or what but after that she seemed to be by the book and even kept me covered for the remainder of the session. No HE and even requested a tip after completion. I thought for a second I was going to have to American gladiator my way out of there wth how confrontational she was about the tip. There was one guy waiting on my way out and tried to give him a subtle "look" as I past him as a courtesy heads up. It sounds like by other's accounts this place should be reliable but I must have done something to hurt my chances. Anyways, thought I would make my first post and contribute a little to forum since it's helped me before. Thanks guys and gals.

[Jimmy Dee692]

Visited a formerly great location inside the loop. A little bait and switch (a girl with "a good personality" gave the table shower and started the massage. She washed the whole gang, but I wasn't up for the party. The girl who answered the door came back, a bit of massage and then some less-than-gentle technique finished my time.

Ugh, maybe I should go back to retirement.

[Pgrandis54]

In for a few days from north carolina. Picked a new place from BP that sounded promising near airport.

Luv the $60 fee its 70 in raleigh. Nice looking older gal A. A. One of the best massages I've had. Nice and hard with great leg and glut work. Guess I've been a monger long enough to walk the walk as ending was no haggle for tip and automatic.

Rate her L. 6.

M. 8.

E. 7.

Ill be back in fall Could some one pm me on some more places.

[CasualCoolC]

Visited the ever so popular studio on the southside. Good Xp. Massage was mediocre while flip was good. Menu appeared open.

Masseuse super friendly and easy to work with. Age 35 ish. 6/10 on appearance, 7/10 body, 2/10 breath (chewing gum covering up smoke mouth), 8/10 performance.

Workin' on my street cred here.

See.

[Cook72]

Had made plans for late afternoon near Mermaid and those plans fell through. After striking out the first time I visited Mermaid I had not planned to revisit at least not soon. But plans changed and I stopped by there for a late afternoon swim. Another guy was leaving as I came to the door and I was met by a very petite lady. I started to pay the house fee when I saw an older lady so I asked who would be taking care of me, the younger petite one said she would. So I stayed, would have bailed if it was the older one as she was not very attractive. Got the table shower and it was great all parts cleaned well and some two or three times. Massage was pretty good and I was Happy with the visit. The petite lady was Ice.

[StraightUp37]

All the girls must be nervous if even the Red Bean ladies are playing it safe. The new girl Sophia said Amy went to Chicago. Bummer.

[Jjbee62]

Can you help me out with the mermaid reference? Please send a pm if you don't want to post it.

There once was a Disney movie called "The Little Mermaid", starring a redheaded mermaid. Whether or not she had freckles is a matter of great importance to some, but is irrelevant to the subject matter. With this as a starting point, you should be able to scan through the CL ads for therapeutic services and connect the dots. If it helps any, you can find a certain spinach eating sailor selling chicken nearby.

[Skooby]

There's always a first time.

With nothing do do for a few hours yesterday, I dropped in for a relaxing massage. I was surprised how nice this place is -- with a proper waiting area, check in desk with sliding glass window and all. There's nothing unusual to see here.

Greeted and sized up by a pretty, but not stunning, 27 to 51 year old petite Asian with a cute little fanny, yoga pants and a glittery Bebe shirt showing young looking cleavage. I took the table shower deal, which takes up $10 and 15 minutes of the massage but is worth every dollar and minute. Very thorough, front and back and had no problem holding it upright while she washed it like she was scrubbing my arm. When done, she dried me off top to bottom, kneeling in front of me to do my privates and legs while dodging like Joe Frazer. Do they have a 30 minute table shower?

Massage was great, actually put me to a state of dozing off until she woke me up on the flip. Standard finish, not enthusiastic at first, but got into it when I pulled her pants down and she presented her cute little ass for me. At one point I thought we were going to do a full on 69 as she cocked one leg over my chest.

When done, she cleaned me up with exhaustive care and deliberate time, until she started breathing life into me when she saw that she abruptly stopped and said " massagee over".

Total was 70 plus 40 and in the end she wanted me to go get here some chicken at the place next door, but I said I wasn't hungry and skipped out the door. So, all in all, a good experience for my first visit. Like I said, there's nothing unusual to see here.

Can you help me out with the mermaid reference? Please send a pm if you don't want to post it.

[Georgebrown]

Was heading back early from a lunch appointment and happened to find myself driving by H. I saw no cars in the lot so I popped in for a massage.

Was greeted by mid 30's lady (Nee? 6/10 on AMP scale) dressed in capri pants, sandals and t shirt. I got the hour with table shower for. 6. Not the most sensual TS but enjoyable. Not much attention to the fun parts. She dried me off and led me back to the room. Very nice massage. When my hands did roam, they were met with resistance so I just enjoyed the massage not expecting much. On the flip, she gave me a face massage and started playing with my nipples and continuing the trend downward. With about 15 min left in the hour, asked if I wanted HE. I had. 4 and after a little hesitation, she agreed.

Again, not the most sensual time minus the nipple play, but for $ total I was OK with it.

It has been a while since I've been to AMP (Jet's girl KC on eastside was the best), but when did a HE start costing. 6? Damn Obama.

GB.

[ItsMyMrp]

There's always a first time.

With nothing do do for a few hours yesterday, I dropped in for a relaxing massage. I was surprised how nice this place is -- with a proper waiting area, check in desk with sliding glass window and all. There's nothing unusual to see here.

Greeted and sized up by a pretty, but not stunning, 27 to 51 year old petite Asian with a cute little fanny, yoga pants and a glittery Bebe shirt showing young looking cleavage. I took the table shower deal, which takes up $10 and 15 minutes of the massage but is worth every dollar and minute. Very thorough, front and back and had no problem holding it upright while she washed it like she was scrubbing my arm. When done, she dried me off top to bottom, kneeling in front of me to do my privates and legs while dodging like Joe Frazer. Do they have a 30 minute table shower?

Massage was great, actually put me to a state of dozing off until she woke me up on the flip. Standard finish, not enthusiastic at first, but got into it when I pulled her pants down and she presented her cute little ass for me. At one point I thought we were going to do a full on 69 as she cocked one leg over my chest.

When done, she cleaned me up with exhaustive care and deliberate time, until she started breathing life into me when she saw that she abruptly stopped and said " massagee over".

Total was 70 plus 40 and in the end she wanted me to go get here some chicken at the place next door, but I said I wasn't hungry and skipped out the door. So, all in all, a good experience for my first visit. Like I said, there's nothing unusual to see here.

[Jjbee62]

Just in case some of you might get suckered, just wanted to give the heads up.

Cedar Drive has new ads about grand opening, new girls, blah, blah, blah. There has been no change that I can see. Same two very sweet, very much older ladies. Same old, same old.

Same goes for and. High School. New ads say they have a new name, new girls, grand opening (What does every AMP say "grand opening", when they've been around for YEARS?) Same two older, nice women as before. No change.

Don't get your hopes up looking for something new, cause things are status quo and it seems to be an obvious ploy to create new business.

Please tell me that this was no surprise to you.

It is not a deliberate attempt to mislead people, it's simply a common problem when translating from another language. In Chinese, the word for "New" is very similar to the word meaning "absolutely the same with no changes".

When you read an ad for an AMP, any time you see the word "new", just substitute "absolutely the same with no changes" and you will see the ad is completely accurate.

[I Love Hjs 2]

Just in case some of you might get suckered, just wanted to give the heads up.

Cedar Drive has new ads about grand opening, new girls, blah, blah, blah. There has been no change that I can see. Same two very sweet, very much older ladies. Same old, same old.

Same goes for and. High School. New ads say they have a new name, new girls, grand opening (What does every AMP say "grand opening", when they've been around for YEARS?) Same two older, nice women as before. No change.

Don't get your hopes up looking for something new, cause things are status quo and it seems to be an obvious ploy to create new business.

[LvTheLightsOn]

Greetings gentleman- I have been following the local board for about a week in preparation for travel here on business and sent out a few I'm's. Though not yet a senior, my posts should give me enough street cred. To prove I am nobody's uncle. I am looking to do a little coin collecting in the area and looking for a trusted senior to let me know where to shop and menu options either today or tomorrow.

Thanks.

Lv.