Massage Parlor Reports

[SimpleNeeds]

I've been under a lot of stress lately for about three months now once April ends, actually. I tend to wear stress in my shoulders. Since I wanted to relax, I figured why not be happy afterwards too. So recently (over this past month 1/2) I tried a couple of places that have already been talked about, but I'd like to 1) keep the info fresh, and 2) ask for suggestions at the end.

K Spa and Bally (right next to each other) on Buford Hwy: As both are KAMP, everyone pretty much knows the deal. These are the only two KAMPs I've been to thus far, and I've also been to two CAMPs the differences are interesting. K Spa and Bally usually house older women with fake, hard breasts and gallons of makeup. They're not overweight or anything though. But, I'm just not into exactly those things. Caked-up-faces of makeup (I'd like to cake your face instead, please), and hard, fake tits? I don't care if they're "perfectly" shaped, they're nasty. So, needless to say, I'm not super into these two joints.

Bally in particular has a really pushy and loudmouthed mamasan. One time the girl I got spoke poor English and told me a HJ would be $60, and when I gave it to her, she looked flustered and couldn't tell me what was up; next thing I know, mamasan bursts into the room while I'm naked (I understand the irony in this; why would I care that I'm naked by that point, right? But it was weird and unexpected at the time), and tells me I have to pay $80 for HJ in a really rude and demanding way. I was even nice, apologized for any misunderstanding, and told her that her girl told me $60. I ended up paying the $80 (which was ridiculous for a HJ, I would later realize) and left a little weirded out / uncomfortable. I stopped going after this experience, because I thought mamasan was a bit of a maniac. The previous two times I used them were decent, I got FS one time and CBJ the other time.

K Spa's mamasan is about as old as one of those thousand-year-old-trees in Japan, and smokes like a Russian. I only tried once. She is the only place I've been to where she asks for your ID before you can even fully enter. I got a girl who was tall and slender, very pretty, but, again, tons of makeup and big, hard, fake breasts. I guess in this business that's what sells, though; it'd make sense. Just isn't for me, personally. The rest of her body was smoking, and she was super friendly, smiling and teasing. Massage was non-existent though; it was a basic rub with no sense of skill or even an idea of what she was doing at all. She looked disappointed when I simply requested a nude HJ as the extra.

Min Hua: Hands-down best place to go if you're looking for a decent massage (not amazing, but not nearly as shitty as the KAMPs like K and Bally) and a guaranteed HE. Depending on the employee, some will allow roaming of the hands during HJ, others aren't comfortable with it. I'm not the kind of guy to be an asshole, so once rejected twice, I don't ask a third time. What I love about M Hua is that there is no BS to go through. Go in, enjoy a 70-80% chance of getting a good massage, and you're guaranteed teasing which leads to a HE which doesn't cost a fortune. It's simple!

Yuni Massage: This place is freakin' incredible if you want a real massage. Lisa is to-die-for. I've actually been here about 8-10 times in the past, and I've not ONCE been let down by the massages given here, despite going through 4 different employees. Lisa will tease the crap out of you if you show you are enjoying it, but I've still yet to get her to do anything more than light teasing. The others I've had won't even tease, but still give incredible massages. Very legit place for amazing and sensual massages.

So, some questions:

1): I'm still fairly new to this, in my mid-twenties and just began about a year ago, thanks in part to this forum and its users. What is Yuni Massage's history? How long have they been there on Buford Hwy, and have they always been strictly legit?

2): What are some other suggestions of places like Min Hua, where it's usually a decent massage instead of shit, and then pretty much guaranteed to leave happily with a simple, low-cost ending? No need for the FS sometimes. So far, out of all the places I have tried, Min Hua is the only one of its kind in terms of its simplicity and budget.

3): How do you avoid the fake breasted, 50 year-olds drowning in makeup? Again, Min Hua seems to hit home. They're older, and not all are exactly skinny, but they're not really overweight, and they look like average housewives just doing their thing. It kind of gives it a more "this pretty housewife stranger is getting me off" feeling over the KAMPs "this common * is getting me off". I've yet to feel bold enough to demand to see all the girls line up when I walk in so that I can choose one and reject others. I'd feel like a dick. But, maybe I'll try that with a KAMP soon; I'm feeling inspired by these stories.

Sorry for the huge wall of text.

[VanillaStick]

Ocean is Korean and FS. Expect the providers to be over 40.

Thanks Niteluvr, anything in the same general area with younger nice looking Asian girls, maybe 20-30 yrs old? Pm is fine if you don't want to post.

[HobbyMan51]

Hi Guys.

I'm in from Nashville on business and staying down the road from Ocean Massage. Anyone know anything about it. For some reason I can't get into RubM* . I usually go there for reviews on AMP. Any review or experience here would be great, since it is so close.

Thanks.

VS.

I've been there many times and always had a good experience. Check it out. I don't think that you will be disappointed unless you are looking for a 20 year old provider. You can get it all there.

[CarpeJewels]

Lins massage is very legit. Tried three times and struck out. Shower was terrible (cold and not the slightest titillation) but the strong massage left me like hard balled putty. Hotty used to sit up front but never got her to provide. You would think with all the issues Lawrenceville and Dacula had with crime that happiness would slide under the radar but not so.

TOFTT. Lin's Perfect Massage in Lawrenceville. I think I read someone posted they have a real Table Shower. And they do LOL. No teasing, no nothing, strictly legit massage if your looking for specials look elsewhere. 80 got 90 min. Anyone got any tips on AMPs in Lawrenceville or nearby area?

[Niteluvr]

Hi Guys.

I'm in from Nashville on business and staying down the road from Ocean Massage. Anyone know anything about it. For some reason I can't get into RubM* . I usually go there for reviews on AMP. Any review or experience here would be great, since it is so close.

Thanks.

VS.

Ocean is Korean and FS. Expect the providers to be over 40.

[VanillaStick]

Hi Guys.

I'm in from Nashville on business and staying down the road from Ocean Massage. Anyone know anything about it. For some reason I can't get into RubM* . I usually go there for reviews on AMP. Any review or experience here would be great, since it is so close.

Thanks.

VS.

[SunSin1]

Just saw this ad for this place near Piedmont and Roswell Rd. I don't get over that way very often. Anyone ever been here?

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/4997096270.html

No, but other site reviews say it's legit.

[Cocknballs]

Just saw this ad for this place near Piedmont and Roswell Rd. I don't get over that way very often. Anyone ever been here?

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/4997096270.html

[PapiBigD]

TOFTT. Lin's Perfect Massage in Lawrenceville. I think I read someone posted they have a real Table Shower. And they do LOL. No teasing, no nothing, strictly legit massage if your looking for specials look elsewhere. 80 got 90 min. Anyone got any tips on AMPs in Lawrenceville or nearby area?

[Niteluvr]

You are luckier than most. If I remember correctly, Lucy is the owner and she ran a very tight ship. They used to have a few that provided happiness, but when she found out, she fired them. Lucy was an attractive lady and very sweet, but very professional. I have not been there since the table shower was put in, but I heard they charged extra for that. The last time I was there, the girl left the room so I could do the flip, and then she came back in room. That was the last time I was there.

About the same for me. Think the manager was Laura though.

[OldMassageGuy]

You are luckier than most. If I remember correctly, Lucy is the owner and she ran a very tight ship. They used to have a few that provided happiness, but when she found out, she fired them. Lucy was an attractive lady and very sweet, but very professional. I have not been there since the table shower was put in, but I heard they charged extra for that. The last time I was there, the girl left the room so I could do the flip, and then she came back in room. That was the last time I was there.

Found this place while randomly driving by on business.

Walked in and was asked if I wanted a massage. "Yes, one hour please" and they asked for $60 upfront? Wait it said Massage not Spa and this girl and her co workers look Chinese.

Then the same girl led me to a room. I saw a table shower down the hall too. So now I am really confused.

My girl was thin, late 20's, and cute. Friendly attitude and I could tell she was well educated and spoke very good English although she pretended otherwise.

Her massage was very skilled and there was some light teasing during both the start and the flip.

I was allowed to grope her all over too (with clothes on).

She asked if I wanted a table shower after and I said yes. During the wash up there was more teasing but she tried to get me to DIY.

I said "I can do that for free at home, and save the tip? She relented and 5 minutes later she was hosing splooge off my chest.

Cute girl, Fun time. Seniors can PM for a name.

Other Reports say this place is completely Legit? IDK, maybe beginners luck?

I did see two of her co workers in the lobby, another young hottie who lightens her hair and an older chunky 40 something.

[SunSin1]

Found this place while randomly driving by on business.

Walked in and was asked if I wanted a massage. "Yes, one hour please" and they asked for $60 upfront? Wait it said Massage not Spa and this girl and her co workers look Chinese.

Then the same girl led me to a room. I saw a table shower down the hall too. So now I am really confused.

My girl was thin, late 20's, and cute. Friendly attitude and I could tell she was well educated and spoke very good English although she pretended otherwise.

Her massage was very skilled and there was some light teasing during both the start and the flip.

I was allowed to grope her all over too (with clothes on).

She asked if I wanted a table shower after and I said yes. During the wash up there was more teasing but she tried to get me to DIY.

I said "I can do that for free at home, and save the tip? She relented and 5 minutes later she was hosing splooge off my chest.

Cute girl, Fun time. Seniors can PM for a name.

Other Reports say this place is completely Legit? IDK, maybe beginners luck?

I did see two of her co workers in the lobby, another young hottie who lightens her hair and an older chunky 40 something.

[CarpeJewels]

For those in the Jose Stream arena, Lemon Eaters aren't the only problem. Looks like we need to avoid naming names otherwise they will be ejected from within.

[BenderDundat]

I was at a BH store earlier this month and LE came by to check. Mamasan burst into the room speaking low, but frantic Chinese to the girl. She immediately left the room. It was a license check and they didn't come into the room. From what other sources have told me is that the months of April and October LE visits the AMP's looking at business licenses and CMT licenses.

Maybe this is why I see signs popping up here and there "customers must keep under-pants on"? Can you pm me the spot this happened at.

Benderdundat.

[Homeo]

I was at a BH store earlier this month and LE came by to check. Mamasan burst into the room speaking low, but frantic Chinese to the girl. She immediately left the room. It was a license check and they didn't come into the room. From what other sources have told me is that the months of April and October LE visits the AMP's looking at business licenses and CMT licenses.