Space Cadets

[FlyingScotsman]

Bad enough under the current law a third conviction is a felony but wanting to make only 2 strikes is insane.

Are elections coming up? Bad mojo is always tied to elections. Etc etc.

I read the new law passed by the Florida House four times getting more upset each time I read it.

It is hard to fathom that having any kind of consensual sex with a woman for an agreed upon amount can lead to a felony after the second conviction. I have an older friend age 74 that looks 80 and it would be impossible for him to get a date with an attractive younger lady so in order to satisfy his sexual needs he either goes to a Massage Parlor or a BP Provider for a HJ. He averages two visits a month and this satisfies his needs. He is scared to death now that his pristine record will be tarnished if he gets caught and is stressed out thinking that he will not be sexually satisfied in the near future.

I discussed this with him and was very candid telling him if arrested to request a trial by Jury and tell the frigging truth. You are single, older, you are insecure about your looks and women don't find you attractive. Therefore, the only way to satisfy your needs is to pay for it. There is NO OTHER alternative. Why should he be denied some enjoyment / satisfaction in his later years. If a guy is married I would understand a guilty verdict in an arrest but an older single man with desires, come on. Bet he would not be convicted.

I am in the process of writing my local State Representative Mr. Tobia and expressing my distain for this dumb law using my friend as an example. My friend cannot afford to fly to Nevada every time he wants the closeness of a woman.

[Brevard Newbie]

I read the new law passed by the Florida House four times getting more upset each time I read it.

It is hard to fathom that having any kind of consensual sex with a woman for an agreed upon amount can lead to a felony after the second conviction. I have an older friend age 74 that looks 80 and it would be impossible for him to get a date with an attractive younger lady so in order to satisfy his sexual needs he either goes to a Massage Parlor or a BP Provider for a HJ. He averages two visits a month and this satisfies his needs. He is scared to death now that his pristine record will be tarnished if he gets caught and is stressed out thinking that he will not be sexually satisfied in the near future.

I discussed this with him and was very candid telling him if arrested to request a trial by Jury and tell the frigging truth. You are single, older, you are insecure about your looks and women don't find you attractive. Therefore, the only way to satisfy your needs is to pay for it. There is NO OTHER alternative. Why should he be denied some enjoyment / satisfaction in his later years. If a guy is married I would understand a guilty verdict in an arrest but an older single man with desires, come on. Bet he would not be convicted.

I am in the process of writing my local State Representative Mr. Tobia and expressing my distain for this dumb law using my friend as an example. My friend cannot afford to fly to Nevada every time he wants the closeness of a woman.

[Symone]

Senior Mongers scroll past my updated menu post to read my outdated Menu post to ask me about rates that don't exist.

This makes is very easy to tell who is serious about making serious tours within my cafe.

*Lick!

[Cycling]

1st, so how'd that callback go.

"um msxxx, I popped way too quickly can i have 1/2 donation back" LOL just messing with ya cycle.

If your going to book a dream for headache relief only I suggest you book a hh, unless your marathon man any sp worth her weight in salt isn't going to take an hr to relieve your headache so book accordingly.

She never call back and I have no intention to call her. Secondly it's not that I pop too soon, rather delayed pop or not at all. That's why I ask for the hr. But in the future I'll go for the hhr unless GFE then I'll go for the hr. Does it make sense? Thanks for understanding. As for the SP I hold no grudge against her and only hope the best for her. I think it was an honest mistake and she's working hard to make a living.

Cycling.

[SlammBamm]

1st, so how'd that callback go.

"um msxxx, I popped way too quickly can i have 1/2 donation back" LOL just messing with ya cycle.

If your going to book a dream for headache relief only I suggest you book a hh, unless your marathon man any sp worth her weight in salt isn't going to take an hr to relieve your headache so book accordingly.

Do you keep track of time while you're dreaming? Maybe I should start wearing a watch. This morning I had a dream scheduled for an hour at 9:00. I was there 10 minutes early and after I put the donation down we got into serious business. She gave an incredible BBBJ and we both got dress and I went out the door. I got into my car and started driving away and realized that it was only 9:30. I called her and she was apologetic and said that she was going out shopping and wouldn't back for an hour. I guess I'll have to chalk it up to experience that newbies learn from their mistakes.

Cycling.

[StymieChula]

Who were you with Quickdraw? Next time go for the hh or the 15 min drive by.

I bet she wasn't shopping that frekin fast I think she was fibbin at yaa buddy.

Do you keep track of time while you're dreaming? Maybe I should start wearing a watch. This morning I had a dream scheduled for an hour at 9:00. I was there 10 minutes early and after I put the donation down we got into serious business. She gave an incredible BBBJ and we both got dress and I went out the door. I got into my car and started driving away and realized that it was only 9:30. I called her and she was apologetic and said that she was going out shopping and wouldn't back for an hour. I guess I'll have to chalk it up to experience that newbies learn from their mistakes.

Cycling.

[Hawkeye49]

Do you keep track of time while you're dreaming? Maybe I should start wearing a watch. This morning I had a dream scheduled for an hour at 9:00. I was there 10 minutes early and after I put the donation down we got into serious business. She gave an incredible BBBJ and we both got dress and I went out the door. I got into my car and started driving away and realized that it was only 9:30. I called her and she was apologetic and said that she was going out shopping and wouldn't back for an hour. I guess I'll have to chalk it up to experience that newbies learn from their mistakes.

Cycling.

Think of it this way you gave her some needed shopping money.

[Cycling]

Do you keep track of time while you're dreaming? Maybe I should start wearing a watch. This morning I had a dream scheduled for an hour at 9:00. I was there 10 minutes early and after I put the donation down we got into serious business. She gave an incredible BBBJ and we both got dress and I went out the door. I got into my car and started driving away and realized that it was only 9:30. I called her and she was apologetic and said that she was going out shopping and wouldn't back for an hour. I guess I'll have to chalk it up to experience that newbies learn from their mistakes.

Cycling.

[Rocket Pocket]

Your life is what you make it! Why does it seem to me all of the providers here on the Space Coast have "bad luck / hard times"? Treat her right guys and she will take care of you! If someone is a good provider, they will only see hobbyist who treat her right! Sorry, just rolling eyes and still don't get it!

Actually, I should had been more clearly in my post. At thrle time I saw her. She had issues with a place she was staying and she got robbed after I saw her the last time. I believe she has a better and secured place now. But I have no time to do anything at this moment.

[Symone]

Is it inappropriate to discuss kissing, GFE and donations w a provider over the phone?

Cycling.

Not at all. But being to explicit or not being careful about what word combinations that naughty little mouth may say could accidentally result in you being rejected or labeled a time waster. I've spoken with you before and never had an issue.

[Cycling]

Is it inappropriate to discuss kissing, GFE and donations w a provider over the phone?

Cycling.

[Rhodester]

Hell girl. If I win the Lottery, I'm cashing in the ticket and booking lunch reservations for us at the Lido. In London. First class all the way. Maybe next time you throw them a dime for their scratch offs and tell them to call from a payphone if they win a buck so you can tell them to "F. ", well, you're a lady you wouldn't do that? Would you? LMAO.

So I understand the area I am in is Subura-Nowhere but guys let's try and keep it classier than attempting to pay a BP girl in scratch offs. I do not know about any how the other classes of providers convert their currency, But I for one, don't accept Checks or Scratch offs (of any variety) for compensation of my time.

Just for the laughs I will list some of those very sad rebuttles I gave to sms Inquiries I have received.

1) You can go to the gas station and cash it! It's as good as money.

-this maybe true but you can also do the same thing and then call me afterwards.

2) My last girl never had an issue with this.

- this may also be true, and if this is truly the case then why do you not just call her back for another date?

*Probably got tired of accepting scratch offs and bounced checks. Go figure!

I'm sure she would be glad to see you again.

3) So your turning down ACTUAL money??

- simply put yes, yes I am. LOL.

**if you decide to not tell me before arrival** I will adjust your appt accordingly. And if you don't approve of that adjustment I would be more than happy to leave both you. AND your scratch offs to a romantic evening alone together.

As dumb as it is I find it both entertaining and creative. But unfortunately for you I don't quite have all the equipment to make a conversion of that GREAT magnitude a chance.

*lick!

[Symone]

So I understand the area I am in is Subura-Nowhere but guys let's try and keep it classier than attempting to pay a BP girl in scratch offs. I do not know about any how the other classes of providers convert their currency, But I for one, don't accept Checks or Scratch offs (of any variety) for compensation of my time.

Just for the laughs I will list some of those very sad rebuttles I gave to sms Inquiries I have received.

1) You can go to the gas station and cash it! It's as good as money.

-this maybe true but you can also do the same thing and then call me afterwards.

2) My last girl never had an issue with this.

- this may also be true, and if this is truly the case then why do you not just call her back for another date?

*Probably got tired of accepting scratch offs and bounced checks. Go figure!

I'm sure she would be glad to see you again.

3) So your turning down ACTUAL money??

- simply put yes, yes I am. LOL.

**if you decide to not tell me before arrival** I will adjust your appt accordingly. And if you don't approve of that adjustment I would be more than happy to leave both you. AND your scratch offs to a romantic evening alone together.

As dumb as it is I find it both entertaining and creative. But unfortunately for you I don't quite have all the equipment to make a conversion of that GREAT magnitude a chance.

*lick!

[Symone]

While eating my lunch and scrolling through my emails I noticed two people I believe to be LE.

Surprise, Surprise! Right.

I was going to post their names attached to their emails to the CL review page but thought that would be unwise as They can easily change their names.

So what I am willing to do is if anyone wants to know their names feel free to PM. And sense I've been doing this for a while LE will just have to either change ALL of their names and start over (Thats a lot of paperwork. Long late nights creating lame and boring profiles while your nice and delicious dinner gets cold back at home!! You look tired, you should probably get some rest), or maintain their current identities and be frozen out sitting at your desk during long late nights while your dinner is getting cold at home.

Enjoy.

[Brevard Newbie]

I like the change here. Looks like for each additional 100 postings you get a gold star with a max of 3. What an incentive!