Massage Parlor Reports

**Brenn Hoffman** · 04-09-15 16:03

I saw a few reports ago about some butt play at Acu on 7 and tel so I went there earlier this week. I had Coco, never seen her there before. She is very mom looking. Thick mid section and big ass. But her face is cute. Did a hour massage. The massage was good overall. About what is expected at Acu. But she did use A TON of oil. Like an obscene amount while I was on my stomach. She did do a half ass wipe then the flip. I was surprised that she immediately a very light BBBJ. She did not put the entire thing in her mouth but it was a nice surprise. She then backed off and started JACKING me with her hand but I told her to slow down and pushed her had back down for light BJ.

We finished with about 15 minutes left in the hour so I requested a shower to get all the oil off. What was strange in the shower is she did scrub my butthole for a good minute and a half so I walked out of there with the cleanest rim in town.

Coco seemed cool with the 40 tip, I would repeat!

**Brenn Hoffman** · 04-09-15 15:57

To keep the greek posts going, Yellow finally has opened the back door up. This was a regular thing back in the day a few years ago but she has been real reluctant the last few times I have seen her. Then finally a couple weeks ago she agreed. I slid right in with no issues so not nearly as tight as Julie but still cool nonetheless.

For those into the back door yellow / won use to be a sure thing so hopefully she will keep this up.

**Brenn Hoffman** · 04-09-15 15:55

I saw Julie right before she was moved out of southfield. Normally I would not report on a random trip but this one was interesting. I paid my 40 door fee. I have seen julie a few times now so she knows who I am. We chit chat and she tells me that people have been ripping her off, not tipping, actually stealing the money back after they paid etc. Real dirtbag shit. So please guys just pay up don't ruin it for the rest of us.

But the real reason that I am posting is she agreed to greek for a 80 up charge. It took several minutes to actually get it to work in but dam it was amazingly tight and I did not last long!

Julie is great as far as providers go, I wish she would come back to the 10 mile location!

But wanted to let you guys know that if you are nice to her the menu will open.

**Rogmaes** · 04-09-15 14:37

Originally Posted by RemoMask [View Original Post]

Is it Lisa or Linda?

Linda tall, young lady.

There were many Lisa, one among was a little old but easy going. While both of them are not perfect, they were doable.

Nowadays not sure why they keep changing names or reusing. Just bring more confusion.

According to http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...30/10221421... it's Linda, aka May from Wayne & 94. Not sure why they change their name except for the fact they may draw more business through curiosity. Linda / May was a lot of fun. Offer to give her a massage and she is putty in your hands. FIV and all. CBJ followed by FS can be negotiated to. 8 if you get her horny enough. Stretch marks on the stomach and some belly fat is the only thing that may put her below a 7. Good massage and likes roaming.

**Zoman** · 04-09-15 11:08

Originally Posted by Mask [View Original Post]

Is it Lisa or Linda?

Linda tall, young lady.

There were many Lisa, one among was a little old but easy going. While both of them are not perfect, they were doable.

Nowadays not sure why they keep changing names or reusing. Just bring more confusion.

Don't go here anymore being watched either by LEO and or neighbors calling LEO. They call license plates and photos. To much to put out here. Good luck guys.

**Double K** · 04-09-15 11:05

Originally Posted by Anonymous625 [View Original Post]

Looking for any good tips on a nice place for a massage in the SCS / Ros / Mt. Clemens area. I've got a membership on are. Maps and it seems this area is quite dry compared to what I was used to in NOVA. If anyone has any suggestions, I'd certainly welcome a PM.

The AMP on Harper and of 16. Think there is something in chest field too.

Is the membership worth it on are maps? Thought of subscribing for a month to check it out.

**RemoMask** · 04-09-15 09:55

Originally Posted by Zoman [View Original Post]

I went and seen Lisa at Anna's Southfield spot yesterday. Typical donation 120, she looks young in the face. With her clothes on she has a rocking body but when they came off a little pudgy average bees, tight box. She can give a good massage but I didn't want one so I stopped it went to light massage and tease, on the flip had a CBJ, kish and she got off real good and loud. Finished in the bag cleaned me up and on my way. Only complaint is they really need to lay off the rubbing alcohol on our junk nice to be clean but wow. Have a good one guys.

Is it Lisa or Linda?

Linda tall, young lady.

There were many Lisa, one among was a little old but easy going. While both of them are not perfect, they were doable.

Nowadays not sure why they keep changing names or reusing. Just bring more confusion.

**Jooop** · 04-09-15 04:32

Originally Posted by Anonymous625 [View Original Post]

Looking for any good tips on a nice place for a massage in the SCS / Ros / Mt. Clemens area. I've got a membership on are. Maps and it seems this area is quite dry compared to what I was used to in NOVA. If anyone has any suggestions, I'd certainly welcome a PM.

Try the spot on Kelly Between 9 mile and 8 mile.

**Anonymous625** · 04-08-15 21:18

Looking for any good tips on a nice place for a massage in the SCS / Ros / Mt. Clemens area. I've got a membership on are. Maps and it seems this area is quite dry compared to what I was used to in NOVA. If anyone has any suggestions, I'd certainly welcome a PM.

**Zoman** · 04-08-15 08:44

I went and seen Lisa at Anna's Southfield spot yesterday. Typical donation 120, she looks young in the face. With her clothes on she has a rocking body but when they came off a little pudgy average bees, tight box. She can give a good massage but I didn't want one so I stopped it went to light massage and tease, on the flip had a CBJ, kish and she got off real good and loud. Finished in the bag cleaned me up and on my way. Only complaint is they really need to lay off the rubbing alcohol on our junk nice to be clean but wow. Have a good one guys.

**Rogmaes** · 04-07-15 19:05

Originally Posted by Warpig2000 [View Original Post]

Okay, but I can figure THAT much out walking past the door on Grand River and looking through the Window at the sign hanging in the dingy little reception area they have in front. Just sayin'.

What would be more informative in a review is WHO you saw WHAT you negotiated. WHERE she let you put junior WHY it was or wasn't a session worth the money and HOW much the extra attention cost you alternately WHAT she looked like HOW she performed and WHETHER you would go back. Savvy?

Thanks for taking a stab on behalf of interested parties. IF you've been there lately We just want to know more.

This is a good guide line on reporting. WHO WHAT WHERE and WHY. Simple, but making it worth your while when you are sharing your experience.

**Warpig2000** · 04-07-15 11:58

Originally Posted by LeftHand44 [View Original Post]

Still a cheap thrill. 50 for massage. Extras are negotiable.

Okay, but I can figure THAT much out walking past the door on Grand River and looking through the Window at the sign hanging in the dingy little reception area they have in front. Just sayin'.

What would be more informative in a review is WHO you saw WHAT you negotiated. WHERE she let you put junior WHY it was or wasn't a session worth the money and HOW much the extra attention cost you alternately WHAT she looked like HOW she performed and WHETHER you would go back. Savvy?

Thanks for taking a stab on behalf of interested parties. IF you've been there lately We just want to know more.

**Malaklypse** · 04-07-15 10:20

Originally Posted by Streethunter [View Original Post]

Have seen her as well. Save your money. Hands are like sandpaper, massage is more like a flat hand rub that skids across your body. I did 30 for hh and even at that price I would not repeat. She is nice tho and safe area.

Thanks for the info! Obliged.

**Spaguy45** · 04-07-15 09:56

Originally Posted by TopHat01 [View Original Post]

Heidi is legit only. Works out of her second floor condo in Mt. Clemens. Safe and clean but has a cat. She's about 58 yo.

She has great hands and uses oil libetrally. I've seen her dozens of times. Relaxing but can talk too much at times. Often on negative personal drama.

I've seen her and was unimpressed. Legit but not particularly good at it and nothing sensuous. I don't agree about the "great hands" comment. Draping is optional but you might as well be draped for the good it will do you. Most that's going to happen is that she'll walk out of the room at the end and leave you to do whatever you want to do. I won't repeat.

**Streethunter** · 04-07-15 07:13

Have seen her as well. Save your money. Hands are like sandpaper, massage is more like a flat hand rub that skids across your body. I did 30 for hh and even at that price I would not repeat. She is nice tho and safe area.

Originally Posted by Malaklypse [View Original Post]

Any one see this lady? http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/thp/4965707158.html Overall looks like therapeutic only, but she mentions draping optional. Curious if anyone has had experience here?