The Rat Trap

**Chris5** · 04-08-15 10:39

Originally Posted by AncientOne [View Original Post]

Please, stick to the Street Walkers on the Trail. Does your sweetie Swaggana know that after you buy dinner at Dennys for you two, the remaining balance of your cheap ass budget ($ 29) is all she gets?

Ancientone you should be a comedian! Listen douchebag, You I am sure are part of the problem dude! If a SP says a price it is ALWAYS negotiable! You and many other Orlando mongers are not only continuing to overpay for pussy with your no I don't haggle on price, I just pay whatever she asks! Seriously dudes? Mongers that just pay whatever without negotiating are part of the problem here in this city. That same 50 dollar pussy on the trail is the same as that 300 pussy you and other's are paying! Be a part of the solution ancient one and not part of the problem! I honestly feel there is no hope for you in particular as you're a douche and will remain one forever. You and your golden intel! Lmfao!

However in regards to the lovely and beautiful Savanna I will be taking her to dinner at a beachside restaurant of her choice, I even bought a new suit for this occasion with this special woman. I will bring my AMEX card and anything she wants will be on me! I rarely do fine restaurants as I am a huge fan of places like dennys and applebees and golden coral. I also normally insist on my date being dutch, meaning she pays her way and I pay mine. But that's just me dude. My dinner with Savanna will even include a dessert menu of her choice. Normally I never do dessert as I really am a cheap bastard.

**Lanier** · 04-08-15 09:31

Thank you for one of the funniest lines I've read this year.

"flat chested, inked up, doped up, never shows up drama queen".

**AncientOne** · 04-08-15 07:46

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

I was in the process of setting up a dream with a newer SP on BP. We went through all the general questions like where is your incall, are you available now, etc etc. Beautiful girl with a gorgeous body and definitely my type. She decides she wants to have a phone conversation with me instead of the back and forth text messages, ok fine I give her a call and we were having a pretty good conversation about Florida beaches. So then since I never knew how much her donation rates were I ask ok HOW MUCH? She immediately says she is not your normal escort and she is worth far more than any man can ever pay her. AGAIN I ask how much? She then says 300 an hour but since she likes my voice she will do 275 just for me. Really? I then say well I'm only interested in a QV and I have 60 bucks! She then flips out on me saying how could I insult her with that low amount and that she doesn't do QV or even HH and that I am cheap and very disrespectful to women and what's wrong with me and blah blah blah.

After hearing this nonstop for almost 10 minutes I then say ok how about 80? She then proceeds to yell you son of a * and hangs up on me!

She then immediately texts me that I am an asshole and never to contact her again. Lmfao! Guys please stop over fucking paying!!

Please, stick to the Street Walkers on the Trail. Does your sweetie Swaggana know that after you buy dinner at Dennys for you two, the remaining balance of your cheap ass budget ($ 29) is all she gets?

**BuffGuy111** · 04-07-15 23:16

Originally Posted by Mystical0945 [View Original Post]

NO she isn't CORRECT (Miss you lady) they are not one in the same. Please believe me when I tell you this because it's the "gospel truth". I hardly ever jump in and speak my mind on here, but I just couldn't sit by and see someone accused of something they are innocent of. Now why'all two play nice (Chris & Swaggs). LOL Xo.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play SAFE (Nice).

I think I'm going to be the Bigger man (wink) if you know what I mean, to not do any keyboard disputes because I'm more of a in your face type but thank you Ashley. Ill save all my post counts for things that are more beneficial to the board. Big kiss to you and Paige.

**Barolo** · 04-07-15 23:05

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

My mini rant wasn't aimed at anything on this thread. I was blowing off forum wide steam.

Just saying, full moons suck. My work load doubles on full moons.

A2.

I just giving you a hard time.

**Otwist** · 04-07-15 23:04

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

Savannah don't you just love how so many people offer unwanted opinions? No one was asking Paige anything.

No one has to wait for an invitation to chime in with their opinion here in the rat trap. BTW its Savanna, not Savannah.

**Mystical0945** · 04-07-15 22:52

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

Wow if it isn't the very lovely Ashley! Nice to see a post from you here in the Rat Trap. Do you really want me to play nice Ashley? LOL.

By the way I truly apologize if I was an asshole to you in earlier posts. You're a sweetheart!

No my sweet you have never said anything to me or about me. You only said you did not know who I was is all. (Still baffles me) But if you would have been disrespectful or an asshole to me you best believe momma would have spanked that ass! LOL. Still looking forward to that lunch. Xo.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

**Chris5** · 04-07-15 21:32

I was in the process of setting up a dream with a newer SP on BP. We went through all the general questions like where is your incall, are you available now, etc etc. Beautiful girl with a gorgeous body and definitely my type. She decides she wants to have a phone conversation with me instead of the back and forth text messages, ok fine I give her a call and we were having a pretty good conversation about Florida beaches. So then since I never knew how much her donation rates were I ask ok HOW MUCH? She immediately says she is not your normal escort and she is worth far more than any man can ever pay her. AGAIN I ask how much? She then says 300 an hour but since she likes my voice she will do 275 just for me. Really? I then say well I'm only interested in a QV and I have 60 bucks! She then flips out on me saying how could I insult her with that low amount and that she doesn't do QV or even HH and that I am cheap and very disrespectful to women and what's wrong with me and blah blah blah.

After hearing this nonstop for almost 10 minutes I then say ok how about 80? She then proceeds to yell you son of a * and hangs up on me!

She then immediately texts me that I am an asshole and never to contact her again. Lmfao! Guys please stop over fucking paying!!

**Chris5** · 04-07-15 21:07

Originally Posted by Swaganna [View Original Post]

Coming from the one that swore the every Monday lunch date was really a dinner date at 6 SMH.

Xoxo,

Savanna.

Savannah don't you just love how so many people offer unwanted opinions? No one was asking Paige anything.

**Chris5** · 04-07-15 21:02

Originally Posted by Swaganna [View Original Post]

BBH made his appearance at the falling of the 6 month long nightly text with BG111. BBH soul purpose was to stalk me in the trap until he was getting pms telling him to contribute real shit. It's not rocket science, anyone can research both their post history with similarities and see just when BBH made his appearance. Don't need a masters for that LOL.

Xoxo,

Savanna.

I do believe the creep stalked you Savannah. I remember you telling me about all his creepy PM messages to you.

Please IGNORE him.

**Chris5** · 04-07-15 20:57

Originally Posted by Mystical0945 [View Original Post]

NO she isn't CORRECT (Miss you lady) they are not one in the same. Please believe me when I tell you this because it's the "gospel truth". I hardly ever jump in and speak my mind on here, but I just couldn't sit by and see someone accused of something they are innocent of. Now why'all two play nice (Chris & Swaggs). LOL Xo.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play SAFE (Nice).

Wow if it isn't the very lovely Ashley! Nice to see a post from you here in the Rat Trap. Do you really want me to play nice Ashley? LOL.

By the way I truly apologize if I was an asshole to you in earlier posts. You're a sweetheart!

**Admin2** · 04-07-15 18:16

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

AD2 tell us how you really feel, please don't hold back. I think you need a timeout!

My mini rant wasn't aimed at anything on this thread. I was blowing off forum wide steam.

Just saying, full moons suck. My work load doubles on full moons.

A2.

**Barolo** · 04-07-15 14:30

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

I fucking HATE full moons! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fucking, fuck!

AD2 tell us how you really feel, please don't hold back. I think you need a timeout!

**Member #5177** · 04-07-15 13:57

Yup my point exactly.

She aint no saint LOL I wasnt busting you or assuming anything but I ruined my ATF Jade this way, Just saying

Originally Posted by SC1975 [View Original Post]

No, she is not a girlfriend and I NEVER thought she was or implied it. Where did you get this idea? I mean seriously, really? I've been down this road before and trust me, never again. Yeah, I know, treat her right and she's awesome. I'm not contesting that one bit but I've given her my utmost respect like some of you don't do and for her to turn around and ***** me out because I didn't give her a loan to help because she was in a pinch, telling me to fuck off and then starts lying to me about this and that. I don't appreciate that. Come on dude, you know the game this hobby carries with it. Most of these girls, not all, are just money hungry. Plain and simple. Thats the only reason for most to be doing what they do. I was a noob coming into this and yeah I had alot to learn, but damn, don't jump on me over a bad apple as a result of a bad situation. Take advantage of someones kindness, and if something goes wrong, boom, down the shitter you go. Your dick gets tied in a knot and your balls kicked in, and scream for 10 minutes. Scroll down and read. Enough said, done. No more postings about this, thank you. Now lets move on and roll the dice on someone new.

SC.

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**JustAGuy5** · 04-07-15 13:07

Sorry to interrupt the regularly scheduled bickering here but this seems to be the best place to post my thoughts.

Is it just me or do A LOT of providers in my dreams seemingly have "knee problems" so they are unable to be on top. I'm going to have to start asking providers ahead of time if they have knee problems it seems.