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  1. #6800

    You dodged a bullet

    Quote Originally Posted by Axx4621  [View Original Post]
    Well, my weekend almost ended in an unpleasant manner. I'd found myself an UTR cutie way up north last weekend. After a very pleasant Sunday afternoon we parted ways. On Friday we made plans to have a pleasant Saturday together after my work day. After several awkward texts while driving to her place. Awkward meaning she was asking unwise and uncharacteristic questions which felt like we hadn't seen each other before. Wanting to nail down fees and services which had already been established at the previous meeting. I continued the drive warily and lo! Three uncles with my date in the driveway. I assume one had her phone in his hands and was trying to entice me to the trap. I continued on my way and shall miss her dearly. If any of you think you may know her please shoot a PM and I can confirm if we have her in common.
    Was this in Marion County?

    The old adage bears repeating every now and again. NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER discuss a sexual act (or anything that could be construed that way) via electronic communication. You might as well drive to your local precinct and lock your self up a la Otis from the Andy Griffith Show.

    "I'm only interested in a massage" is always the way to go.

  2. #6799
    I understand your position but she TRIED to stay UTR unsuccessfully. Blasting her name in an open forum doesn't help her.

    I know you have been a member for a long time (even though you can't be bothered to post, seriously once in 2.5 years) but somehow you have missed the purpose of the forum.

    From the hand of the Master monger Himself;

    Gentlemen,

    The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

    Let's get back to the subject.

    Thank You,

    Jackson
    You might notice that nowhere in there does it say "trying to help chicks stay UTR one day at a time."

    A2

  3. #6798

    Helping each other

    Quote Originally Posted by Axx4621  [View Original Post]
    Well, my weekend almost ended in an unpleasant manner. I'd found myself an UTR cutie way up north last weekend. After a very pleasant Sunday afternoon we parted ways. On Friday we made plans to have a pleasant Saturday together after my work day. After several awkward texts while driving to her place. Awkward meaning she was asking unwise and uncharacteristic questions which felt like we hadn't seen each other before. Wanting to nail down fees and services which had already been established at the previous meeting. I continued the drive warily and lo! Three uncles with my date in the driveway. I assume one had her phone in his hands and was trying to entice me to the trap. I continued on my way and shall miss her dearly. If any of you think you may know her please shoot a PM and I can confirm if we have her in common.
    Please don't take this the wrong way, but the intent of this site is to help each other avoid encounters like the one you just experienced and avoided. Rather than making us PM you to see if we have her in common, please simply let us all know who the provider was. None of us want to end up having a very serious conversation with our Uncle LEO.

  4. #6797

    Mom & dau

    Quote Originally Posted by TonyS1964  [View Original Post]
    She's very weird, she swings from being a born again Christian to other other side of the spectrum, she has questionable grooming practices, she doesn't play safe, she does duos with her mom (Tresa) she will randomly contact you when she's in need, she's not very hot, her mom is hotter imo, but I would avoid her too.
    I agree, I use to be a regular with Tresa, but had to give that up. Service was not as good and more rushed with each successive visit. First time they called me (whoa! I dropped them.

  5. #6796

    Close as I want to get

    Well, my weekend almost ended in an unpleasant manner. I'd found myself an UTR cutie way up north last weekend. After a very pleasant Sunday afternoon we parted ways. On Friday we made plans to have a pleasant Saturday together after my work day. After several awkward texts while driving to her place. Awkward meaning she was asking unwise and uncharacteristic questions which felt like we hadn't seen each other before. Wanting to nail down fees and services which had already been established at the previous meeting. I continued the drive warily and lo! Three uncles with my date in the driveway. I assume one had her phone in his hands and was trying to entice me to the trap. I continued on my way and shall miss her dearly. If any of you think you may know her please shoot a PM and I can confirm if we have her in common.

  6. #6795

    That would have been better if the daughter was asian.

    Quote Originally Posted by HCaulfield  [View Original Post]
    How "close" are they during these duos?

    "So the daughter, completely nude, jumped out from behind the door and yelled, "SUPPLIES!
    They don't play with each other, other than that they are very "close during duos".

  7. #6794

    ChelseaKay

    Spent a little time with Chelsea who advertises on this board. Nice girl. Easy to deal with. She has a magnificent body and pics are definitely real. She was accommodating and appeared to actually enjoy herself. I didn't have a lot of time this visit, but next time I plan to take advantage of some common interests we have.

  8. #6793

    Duos with her mom?

    How "close" are they during these duos?

    "So the daughter, completely nude, jumped out from behind the door and yelled, "SUPPLIES!

    Quote Originally Posted by TonyS1964  [View Original Post]
    She's very weird, she swings from being a born again Christian to other other side of the spectrum, she has questionable grooming practices, she doesn't play safe, she does duos with her mom (Tresa) she will randomly contact you when she's in need, she's not very hot, her mom is hotter imo, but I would avoid her too.

  9. #6792

    OOOOOOoohhhh, just bustin' yer chops, Sire.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ilapp  [View Original Post]
    I hear it has often been said " once you go Ilapp you never go back". But seriously folks, do you really think I have had nothing better to do all these years than sit around and try to beat you to the "punch"? As for the CG girl, she was great, and I think I have said this before, exact same thing happened to me with a TC girl, a good personal friend saw her last thing the evening before and absolutely loved her, I saw her the first thing the next morning and was a truly horrible experience, at least in terms of that sort of agency. It was bad enough TC gave me a coupon for almost the entire amount of the date to use on my next appointment. It was so good that I felt absolutely horrible at leaving such little change. However, I did not feel bad enough to leave more, says more about me than her obviously. I do apologize to NN and TA2, as for FF, it was his fault, it is always his fault. Not for this fine group of fellows, but for many, it is usually just fear that puts them farther down the line. In my case, it is just good to have friends to look out for you and to bird dog the good finds that enable you to if not be first, at least to be next. It is good to be the king, but it is even better to have the keys to the gates of the kingdom.
    Of course my bad experience had nothing to do with you jumping my appt time. At least that's what you assured me of at that time, LOL. But it's all good. I'm still net in your debt. There are at least three of my top 10 ATF's I never would have seen w / o your positive input. One was YummyBunny, another was Brin Jaylin, and, well, you know how much the third meant to me during the several months I saw her.

    I've been off the market for over a year now. But my social situation just changed and I'm contemplating revising my vows against hobbying just to avoid jumping blind into an unwise relationship so soon after ending a previous one. But it's tough going cold turkey after having a civie that was younger than most, and hotter than any provider in the state 3-4 x a week for a full two seasons of the year, LOL. Still, I'm reluctant to make the jump again, and I'm not seeing anyone in the area that's tempting anyway. You must be holding out on us again, you selfish bastard. Joking, of course. Well, maybe.

  10. #6791
    Quote Originally Posted by FreckleFreak  [View Original Post]
    P.S. Such fine freckles are not meant for a monger with three legs!
    Too late. :-)

  11. #6790
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1822

    What you said

    Quote Originally Posted by FreckleFreak  [View Original Post]
    Damn you, once again you have stolen my thunder. While I am in the midst of writing my post, you post what I am going to say! As a complete retaliation of your years of having to be before me and provider thievery, I have advised Sexyred to never see you. May your breath never fall upon such succulent freckles that I was finally able to caress before you.

    FF.

    P.S. Such fine freckles are not meant for a monger with three legs!
    I was going to say there you go, you are even second with this, but I guess I really didn't need to.

  12. #6789

    Nuff said "Thief"

    Quote Originally Posted by Ilapp  [View Original Post]
    I hear it has often been said " once you go Ilapp you never go back". It is good to be the king, but it is better to have the keys to the kingdom.
    Damn you, once again you have stolen my thunder. While I am in the midst of writing my post, you post what I am going to say! As a complete retaliation of your years of having to be before me and provider thievery, I have advised Sexyred to never see you. May your breath never fall upon such succulent freckles that I was finally able to caress before you.

    FF.

    P.S. Such fine freckles are not meant for a monger with three legs!

  13. #6788

    You haven't heard

    Quote Originally Posted by Numbnutts  [View Original Post]
    Your tool might be small but it seems to keep the ladies smiling, or maybe it's your money. Time to schedule a night out buddy.
    As we all know with providers, attitude makes up for a lot of short cummings. However I have also heard that this is true with Ilapp. His attitude along with his "micro-driver" Uh huh sure, your the only man that has his pants custom made for all three legs. Both of these make him a special "thieving" monger.

    FF.

    P.S. The word around the provider world is "Once you go Ilapp, you don't go back". Unless of course they have freckles!

  14. #6787
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1822

    Haven't you heard

    Quote Originally Posted by TryinAgain2  [View Original Post]
    A few years ago. A german from CG. He saw her just before me the same morning and posted how great she was while I was having the worst appt. Of my hobby career. I think he was so bad that he ruined her on men so much, she couldn't get into the session like all of her other reviews before me had raved.
    I hear it has often been said " once you go Ilapp you never go back". But seriously folks, do you really think I have had nothing better to do all these years than sit around and try to beat you to the "punch"? As for the CG girl, she was great, and I think I have said this before, exact same thing happened to me with a TC girl, a good personal friend saw her last thing the evening before and absolutely loved her, I saw her the first thing the next morning and was a truly horrible experience, at least in terms of that sort of agency. It was bad enough TC gave me a coupon for almost the entire amount of the date to use on my next appointment. It was so good that I felt absolutely horrible at leaving such little change. However, I did not feel bad enough to leave more, says more about me than her obviously. I do apologize to NN and TA2, as for FF, it was his fault, it is always his fault. Not for this fine group of fellows, but for many, it is usually just fear that puts them farther down the line. In my case, it is just good to have friends to look out for you and to bird dog the good finds that enable you to if not be first, at least to be next. It is good to be the king, but it is even better to have the keys to the gates of the kingdom.

  15. #6786

    Size of the tool!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ilapp  [View Original Post]
    You have often seen providers before I have, oh, wait, I guess those were just the ones I didn't see because I wasn't interested. As for the tool thing, there was a time many said it was the size of a small child, but those days are long past me I am afraid, now I suspect micro-driver is the term used.
    Some have said my tool was like that of a child also, that it looks like a child's arm holding an apple! ROFLMAO.

    BG.

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