Escort Reports

[Ilapp]

A few years ago. A german from CG. He saw her just before me the same morning and posted how great she was while I was having the worst appt. Of my hobby career. I think he was so bad that he ruined her on men so much, she couldn't get into the session like all of her other reviews before me had raved.

I hear it has often been said " once you go Ilapp you never go back". But seriously folks, do you really think I have had nothing better to do all these years than sit around and try to beat you to the "punch"? As for the CG girl, she was great, and I think I have said this before, exact same thing happened to me with a TC girl, a good personal friend saw her last thing the evening before and absolutely loved her, I saw her the first thing the next morning and was a truly horrible experience, at least in terms of that sort of agency. It was bad enough TC gave me a coupon for almost the entire amount of the date to use on my next appointment. It was so good that I felt absolutely horrible at leaving such little change. However, I did not feel bad enough to leave more, says more about me than her obviously. I do apologize to NN and TA2, as for FF, it was his fault, it is always his fault. Not for this fine group of fellows, but for many, it is usually just fear that puts them farther down the line. In my case, it is just good to have friends to look out for you and to bird dog the good finds that enable you to if not be first, at least to be next. It is good to be the king, but it is even better to have the keys to the gates of the kingdom.

[BigGuyUAteMe]

You have often seen providers before I have, oh, wait, I guess those were just the ones I didn't see because I wasn't interested. As for the tool thing, there was a time many said it was the size of a small child, but those days are long past me I am afraid, now I suspect micro-driver is the term used.

Some have said my tool was like that of a child also, that it looks like a child's arm holding an apple! ROFLMAO.

BG.

[Numbnutts]

You have often seen providers before I have, oh, wait, I guess those were just the ones I didn't see because I wasn't interested. As for the tool thing, there was a time many said it was the size of a small child, but those days are long past me I am afraid, now I suspect micro-driver is the term used.

Exposes himself. Don't know how many I have seen first but I would venture to say that it has not been many. But I have to admit, when you send me info on a provider I don't wait long to schedule. You have never steered me wrong, I just have to overcome your scent on those fine ladies.

Your tool might be small but it seems to keep the ladies smiling, or maybe it's your money. Time to schedule a night out buddy.

[Ilapp]

Actually that dirty monger has been doing it to me for years and has always gone first. Fortunately though, he is packing a child size tool and does not seem to stretch anything. On another note, bummer that the elf will not visit us again, she certainly has rocked our city. As far as better freckles. I don't know, I guess I have to try both again! Both are awesome.

You have often seen providers before I have, oh, wait, I guess those were just the ones I didn't see because I wasn't interested. As for the tool thing, there was a time many said it was the size of a small child, but those days are long past me I am afraid, now I suspect micro-driver is the term used.

[Rls0179]

She's very weird, she swings from being a born again Christian to other other side of the spectrum, she has questionable grooming practices, she doesn't play safe, she does duos with her mom (Tresa) she will randomly contact you when she's in need, she's not very hot, her mom is hotter imo, but I would avoid her too.

Someone gave her a 5 star review today, it's either better or she did it for the review.

[TryinAgain2]

Actually that dirty monger has been doing it to me for years and has always gone first. Fortunately though, he is packing a child size tool and does not seem to stretch anything.

A few years ago. A german from CG. He saw her just before me the same morning and posted how great she was while I was having the worst appt. Of my hobby career. I think he was so bad that he ruined her on men so much, she couldn't get into the session like all of her other reviews before me had raved.

[Numbnutts]

Only because he delivered one of the best freckled presents to Indy. However if you remember I had it on my list for over two years before he finally brought it down my chimney. Then some dirty monger stole my present and opened it just hours before I was able to retrieve it from under the tree. He did make sure it was wrapped up nicely again for my arrival later that day. I still hear from the Santa's elf once in a blue moon but I'm not sure she will give us the pleasure of circling our city again.

Thanks for the memories Numbnutts. We need to share pictures sometime.

FF.

P.S. So which freckles were better, the elf or sexyred?

Actually that dirty monger has been doing it to me for years and has always gone first. Fortunately though, he is packing a child size tool and does not seem to stretch anything. On another note, bummer that the elf will not visit us again, she certainly has rocked our city. As far as better freckles. I don't know, I guess I have to try both again! Both are awesome.

[TonyS1964]

Anyone seen armoine from AnotheR site? No reviews on there since 14. Thanks!

She's very weird, she swings from being a born again Christian to other other side of the spectrum, she has questionable grooming practices, she doesn't play safe, she does duos with her mom (Tresa) she will randomly contact you when she's in need, she's not very hot, her mom is hotter imo, but I would avoid her too.

[Member #5766]

Anyone seen armoine from AnotheR site? No reviews on there since 14. Thanks!

[Mwdude]

I'm looking for ladies that have anything bb on the menu as well as greek. Can anyone help?

Try Scott County.

[Member #6963]

Wonder if this pic will jog some senior members memory. Attachment 371564.

If you don't know who she is, don't ask. If you know, reminisce.

Only because he delivered one of the best freckled presents to Indy. However if you remember I had it on my list for over two years before he finally brought it down my chimney. Then some dirty monger stole my present and opened it just hours before I was able to retrieve it from under the tree. He did make sure it was wrapped up nicely again for my arrival later that day. I still hear from the Santa's elf once in a blue moon but I'm not sure she will give us the pleasure of circling our city again.

Thanks for the memories Numbnutts. We need to share pictures sometime.

FF.

P.S. So which freckles were better, the elf or sexyred?

[Numbnutts]

Your title "Bareback and Greek" was all that was needed for complete condemnation of your post, newbie. The only thing else I can say, before my friend Ilapp says it, is "You are a complete moron for this posting".

FF.

P.S. Hey Ilapp I finally beat you to the punch, just like you did with "MY" freckled Ella!

Wonder if this pic will jog some senior members memory. .

If you don't know who she is, don't ask. If you know, reminisce.

[MainStreet]

Went to see JohnBuddy's new friend the other day. Tall thin redhead with tiny breasts. She talks a lot but I found a way to shut her up for an extended period of time and she seemed to like it. We had fun. Thanks JohnBuddy.

[RedMan24]

I'm looking for ladies that have anything bb on the menu as well as greek. Can anyone help?

I'm guessing about 45 minutes north of Louisville?

Oh yes I did.

And yes it wasn't right.

I'm guessing blast will be from the past very soon.

[SnipeHunter]

Yeah, Tina down on Prospect. She's looking kind of thin these days, but I'm sure she can help you out.

Seriously, I hope you're kidding.

I'm looking for ladies that have anything bb on the menu as well as greek. Can anyone help?