Massage Parlor Reports

[Oldawg]

I agree 100%. That's why Lake says. "don't be early don't be late". I park down the street a bit and arrive at the door exactly on the hour. The girls may have 7 or 8 minutes max between appointments. I'm really amazed that the great ones like Angel and Tierney can be happy and enthusiastic at the end of the day. But that's what makes them so good.

I too have left the studio at 10 or 12 minutes before the hour only to occasionally find the next guy (usually a younger one) standing there with a goofy grin on his face. Yeah I know I'm an old guy, but come on guys. Respect the rules for everybody's benefit.

I totally agree that its always the young stupid guys who are early and make themselves visible. I have to say though, I really don't give a shit whether someone sees me or not. I've never recognized anyone and have been going to these girls for years. What are they going to do, narc on me? They're there for the same thing. YGND is always booked, so I'm glad they have those extra appts open or I'd never get in.

[BeatMaster]

Misty and Chloe at Magical Massage were very fun I had 3 visits with a 4 hand on the last one they do perform birthday suits and although rushed cause they overbooked it was enjoyable I will probably not repeat unless they have ....

Anyone know what happened to these two? Their site is 'under construction', and phone number temporarily outdo commission. Have we seen the last of these two fine women? I had a great time with them both. Send me a private message if you know what's up.

[Bill Bradsky]

This is why I've never given YGND a try, and probably never will. Even at no-funny-stuff AMPs I hate running into other customers. A few months ago at Riverside, I walked in, and some joker walked in RIGHT behind me, and I had to listen to this jabroni talk through the entire session. PRO TIP. It's impossible to get aroused when you can hear another dude trying to force a girl who speaks no english to perfectly pronounce your name for an our straight. I remember what you look like (because you mowed my lawn through the front door like a jabroni). You new nickname is Jorey Jabroni. Anyone else have an experience with Jorey Jambroni?

LOL I had to look up Jabroni. I like the word, thanks.

A2

The worst I've ever had to listen to was a guy in the room next to me trying to talk the Chinese lady into a dinner date complete with movie, like a high school first date. She had no idea what he was saying, but he kept it up the entire hour. It was pathetic but really funny. There are guys who go to these places looking for a wife. Kind of a low cost Cherry Blossom thing I suppose.

[Bill Bradsky]

I'm curious if anyone has visited the Beijing foot spa place. I'm visiting this weekend and it's the closest place to me. You can PM me if it is easier.

Thanks!

There are no doors, just curtains, so don't expect much privacy. Might want to wait until it gets warmer as the place can be cold. Other than that pretty much like all the rest, so don't expect much. This ain't SOCAL.

[Quik12]

I'm curious if anyone has visited the Beijing foot spa place. I'm visiting this weekend and it's the closest place to me. You can PM me if it is easier.

Thanks!

[Member #4721]

I agree 100%. That's why Lake says. "don't be early don't be late". I park down the street a bit and arrive at the door exactly on the hour. The girls may have 7 or 8 minutes max between appointments. I'm really amazed that the great ones like Angel and Tierney can be happy and enthusiastic at the end of the day. But that's what makes them so good.

I too have left the studio at 10 or 12 minutes before the hour only to occasionally find the next guy (usually a younger one) standing there with a goofy grin on his face. Yeah I know I'm an old guy, but come on guys. Respect the rules for everybody's benefit.

This is why I've never given YGND a try, and probably never will. Even at no-funny-stuff AMPs I hate running into other customers. A few months ago at Riverside, I walked in, and some joker walked in RIGHT behind me, and I had to listen to this jabroni talk through the entire session. PRO TIP. It's impossible to get aroused when you can hear another dude trying to force a girl who speaks no english to perfectly pronounce your name for an our straight. I remember what you look like (because you mowed my lawn through the front door like a jabroni). You new nickname is Jorey Jabroni. Anyone else have an experience with Jorey Jambroni?

LOL I had to look up Jabroni. I like the word, thanks.

A2

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[Ritewing]

Yup. Had the same thing.

YGND is great, but they will schedule hours back to back. I usually sit in my car until 3 minutes before my appointment.

I agree 100%. That's why Lake says. "don't be early don't be late". I park down the street a bit and arrive at the door exactly on the hour. The girls may have 7 or 8 minutes max between appointments. I'm really amazed that the great ones like Angel and Tierney can be happy and enthusiastic at the end of the day. But that's what makes them so good.

I too have left the studio at 10 or 12 minutes before the hour only to occasionally find the next guy (usually a younger one) standing there with a goofy grin on his face. Yeah I know I'm an old guy, but come on guys. Respect the rules for everybody's benefit.

[Stlhustla]

Yup. Had the same thing.

YGND is great, but they will schedule hours back to back. I usually sit in my car until 3 minutes before my appointment.

I have nothing new to add, but will continue the praise for Lake and her team.

I made an appointment with Angel, the only YGND I have seen and, as always, the scheduling is always as it should be. I am considering visiting some of the other girls.

No worries about no shows and the like or not being home when I arrive. Angel was as beautiful as ever and I guess I really have missed seeing her over the last couple of months. I got to get out of the house more often! !

I do have one small complaint and it is not against Lake or the girls. For the last two times that I have departed Angel's place, and I was not late in any way, the next customer is sitting outside waiting for his turn. I really can't complain, I guess, but I just found it sort of disconcerting. Normally if I am early, I will either circle the block or sit in a nearby park or parking lot until my scheduled time arrives. What is the proper etiquette for this?

Gerry2753.

[Gerry2753]

I have nothing new to add, but will continue the praise for Lake and her team.

I made an appointment with Angel, the only YGND I have seen and, as always, the scheduling is always as it should be. I am considering visiting some of the other girls.

No worries about no shows and the like or not being home when I arrive. Angel was as beautiful as ever and I guess I really have missed seeing her over the last couple of months. I got to get out of the house more often! !

I do have one small complaint and it is not against Lake or the girls. For the last two times that I have departed Angel's place, and I was not late in any way, the next customer is sitting outside waiting for his turn. I really can't complain, I guess, but I just found it sort of disconcerting. Normally if I am early, I will either circle the block or sit in a nearby park or parking lot until my scheduled time arrives. What is the proper etiquette for this?

Gerry2753.

[TheFappinator]

Anyone ever have any luck with student massages? I did once in Belleville maybe 5 years back or so. I simply asked the girl if she cared if we did the massage without the sheet. She was game and ended up having a great massage with finish.

That was the one and only time I dared with such a request. I'm guessing someone down the line may not approve. Not only worried about getting kicked out but more serious trouble. Therefore I haven't got a student massage in some time.

One other question, if were looking just to have the boys played with, any good suggestions? Have done the AMP route but they seem to want more and more tips.

[LowdownOne]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...-7011/16131977

Very likely she is legit, but if anyone has any stories to tell, I'm all ears. Wouldn't want to spoil a good thing so please PM me.

[Tjtjtjtj]

A week or two back, I decided to check out Cherry based solely on this pic.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-rubs/15654862

Yeah. So not quite that bangin or a body but figured since the directions she gave were to Serenity, I would at least leave with a little less fluid weight. And I did. I was quoted $85 for hhr. Arrived and she was an AA lady with crazy short hair bleached blonde. I probably shoulda walked but what the hell. In room, got nekkid and hopped on table for a pretty decent massage. A little mutual touching on face down and lots of teasing the boys. All was good. On the flip, I figured that the top would come off (give the photo) but NOPE. Also all touching had to be over the clothes. She dumped a gallon or so of vegi oil on the little man and started going at it and I was not feeling it at all. I told her that on previous visits, got to spend time with the girls. She replied that musta been another girl. As she started tiring out, I told her that if she wanted me to pop, the top coming off would speed things up. OK, a little negotiating and off came the top and it simply can't be the same girl as the one on the photo. The girls were a little out of air. I finally finished and wiped up and even $ later. Not going to repeat.

Sorry you had to take one for the team. I did mine last week, next time I am just going to turn and leave.

[Sarcasticles]

A week or two back, I decided to check out Cherry based solely on this pic.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-rubs/15654862

Yeah. So not quite that bangin or a body but figured since the directions she gave were to Serenity, I would at least leave with a little less fluid weight. And I did. I was quoted $85 for hhr. Arrived and she was an AA lady with crazy short hair bleached blonde. I probably shoulda walked but what the hell. In room, got nekkid and hopped on table for a pretty decent massage. A little mutual touching on face down and lots of teasing the boys. All was good. On the flip, I figured that the top would come off (give the photo) but NOPE. Also all touching had to be over the clothes. She dumped a gallon or so of vegi oil on the little man and started going at it and I was not feeling it at all. I told her that on previous visits, got to spend time with the girls. She replied that musta been another girl. As she started tiring out, I told her that if she wanted me to pop, the top coming off would speed things up. OK, a little negotiating and off came the top and it simply can't be the same girl as the one on the photo. The girls were a little out of air. I finally finished and wiped up and even $ later. Not going to repeat.

[Chet Font]

I think when they say things like Went to California and she is on vacation it really means we fired her. Had a good one at a AMP earlier this year. Things were posted online and the next time I scheduled they said she was out with a sick child. The next 2 times she was on vacation. Finally they told me they had to let her go. I knew from the 1st attempt she was likely fired.

Missouri recognizes California and Texas licenses. Some go to California or Texas for their continuing education requirements. One girl told me she could make $30,000 per MONTH in CA. Sounds like bullshit but if 90% of the gilrs in CA do extras and they work 7 days a week, maybe it's true.