Massage Parlor Reports

[I Love Hjs 2]

Pulled into the mermaids lot. Parked my car, and watched a officer get out of a white Malibu, what looked to be a rental car. He walked into the nail place right next door, which was closed. Could be nothing. But it made me decide to go elsewhere.

This has been discussed. The officer's wife owns / works at the salon. He could care less what goes on next door. I've even seen him pull up myself as I was going in. Nothing to worry about.

BTW, need some intel guys.

I posted reviews of 5306 and Lake Plaza, but I haven't heard much else since I posted. Anyone have any recent stories / reviews. Curious the status of things. Although VERY lackluster, was thinking about hitting 5306 again if someone has a favorable review.

Also, Anyone been to Monarch lately who can tell me if they FINALLY got new girls / new management there, or if it's the same two very nice, older women?

Thanks!

(Feel free to PM if you prefer).

[TheBlindman]

Stopped by the other day and saw candy 6. 5/10. Got the ts which was warm and thorough, by hand as other AMPs are doing now. Got an undraped massage and no roam finish for. 4. Upsell offered at Amy pricing, but she's not in the same league. Nothing to go back for imo.

Hoped mmwv, but Candy was exactly whay Achey said. So so massage & big up sell. Shower was ok. No reason to go back.

[Thaute]

Pulled into the mermaids lot. Parked my car, and watched a officer get out of a white Malibu, what looked to be a rental car. He walked into the nail place right next door, which was closed. Could be nothing. But it made me decide to go elsewhere.

[Bigvirg]

Stopped by an old haunt on the west dime. I had been by there on a couple other occasions and they were always "Busy you come back. " I was lucky and one of the 2 girls was free. She said that her name was "Grace" and gave a great TS. Through some conversation I found that she was Japanese which would explain her different look. She is probably a 6-7 on the AMP scale and that is only because she sports some heavy the's which she is willing to show for the right price. Massage was so-so and her prices for extra massage was way too high. She wanted $ and a half for topless handshake and $$ to talk to you extra close. The only positive part was that her English was pretty good. I need to hurry and find a massaging black girl so I can shake the AMP scene for a minute.

[Member #5766]

Had a good massage and that was it. Need to find a place relatively close to the west side, any recommendations?

[SexInSTL]

Checked it out last week. Mamasan took me back for table shower, petite tight body. Couldn't get her to shake hands, but she shower massaged it.

Massage girl was very petite, older than she looked. Very nice. Let me roam my hands everywhere, but her pants were so tight it didn't help.

Finally shook hands, decent technique I guess. She finished me.

Offered her. 4 for tip and see seemed extremely overjoyed!

[DrHung]

All it takes is tel her you've been there before, and you're treated like royalty. I told her I saw 'Amy' before, and she took over. Definitely get the table shower. You don't need to even.

Request an oil change on the flip. She's a pro.

[DrHung]

OK, after having been to the old Dove several times, and visiting the new girl at Aurora, my conclusions is Don't waste your time or money. Meh massages, very little play.

Time to move on to the next one. Perhaps an adventure under the sea?

[Glaucon]

Under the sea.

Under the sea.

Shorter gal is better.

On table that's wetter.

Also nice in the sweater.

Under the sea.

Under the sea.

Somebody beat me.

Rub'd me then tug'd me.

Left there real Happy.

Under the sea.

Under the sea.

A deal for you and me.

All for just 70.

YMMVEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

De don't de don't ta don't don't taaaaa!

[Refuge1]

Made it over to the H and met with Tina, short, petite and cute. She guided me back asked if I wanted a shower I declined. She massaged lightly and on the flip all went well. I think there's more if I repeat she was very friendly. Left the place $ lighter but with a smile.

[Member #5766]

Ventured to the west side at the luna. Pretty good massage and it ended there. Been there a few times with the same result. The fun part was the 40 something lady making fun of my man boobs, and then bargaining for me for the tip.

[StraightUp37]

Think there might be more than one Amy bouncing around. Enjoyed hanging around the court today. Amy worked hard on the 4 hand upsale.

[Naughty169]

Has anyone toftt at oasis? I'm curious since it has been awhile that an AMP open up in that area. Pm back.

[AchyBreaky]

Stopped by the other day and saw candy 6. 5/10. Got the ts which was warm and thorough, by hand as other AMPs are doing now. Got an undraped massage and no roam finish for. 4. Upsell offered at Amy pricing, but she's not in the same league. Nothing to go back for imo.

[Farmerdawg]

Been there a few times. Girls are pretty cute most of the time. They switched the table shower techniques, they now was you with their bare hands and soap, no scrubbie which I thought was sketch. Massages are decent too.

Decided to take a trip under the sea and visit our favorite mermaid. Experience was great 7/10 looks with plenty of roaming by the name of "ice" 8/10 experience for me.