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**Flh8128** · 03-21-15 01:22

After my first report some of you may think I was a fool to try again, but 2 weeks later around the holidays I did with Melissa.

I met her on the east side of Orlando and immediately I knew that I was in for the kind of good time I thought I was when I delved into this dreamland. Her pics were accurate and after she let me explore her fine body, we were quickly off to the races with some 69. We started with k9 and switched to mish and once we did she started spanking me which I did not ask for but it was fun nonetheless and I left very happy that I had not let my first bad experience with someone else stop me from trying again.

I did some research and haven't seen anything good or bad posed on Melissa in a while but I will say she is definitely worth a visit, or 2 or 3.

Here are a couple links.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nly-oo/9442482

http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/orlando/--/1/190637

More reviews to come!

**Flh8128** · 03-21-15 01:04

Well Here is my first review and also my story about how my hobby almost ended before it began. I wanted to celebrate my last birthday last December. After several failed attempts to set something up (I didn't know the lingo at all and was hung up on for saying the wrong things) I finally arranged something with Carmen via text. (each of her texts had a signature phrase that I now realize is a brand name of management, red flag #1) was located downtown by I4/50 (location was red flag #2). I was greeted by a cloud of smoke and realized she had a great makeup artist to make her look like she did in her pics, and It was a chore to convince her I was not uncle LEO, (her paranoia was red flag #3). After convincing her I was not and after a discussion of what would be enjoyable for both of us, she laid out like a mannequin and told me "go ahead, do what you like" as if she had not been listening at all for the whole conversation. I tried to get into it it and eventually stopped to reach into my jacket pocket to get some lube I brought with me just in case, when I did that she freaked out and yelled, "how am I supposed to know you are not going for a gun? By then I was totally over it, I finished as quick as I could and was out of there.

Since this happened I have gotten several texts from her number advertising other girls (Can you say, management?

I'm glad I didn't give up because I have had many much better dreams since then and I will be sharing them soon.

And of course here is the latest link. http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs..._9226/12320160.

Hopefully others who are new to dreaming will read this before they get themselves in trouble!

**PorkChopp** · 03-20-15 23:02

Originally Posted by Geaknow [View Original Post]

Have you or porkchop visited these lady's? Here is the link and more at the bottom of the add.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ssage/11807599

Personally I don't go to AMPs very often I don't get the whole thing I'm sure it's fun for some guys to barter with a masseuse but I'd rather spend my money on a sure thing than go and waste money first door fee could be anywhere from 50 and up than if you get lucky enough to have your masseuse be interested in extras most want 50 for HE 60 or more for a BJ and 100 or more for FS.

And none of it is garentee I get that some of that may be a thrill to some mongers but I do know that most of the girls that are FS providers some are even LMT's so you can ask them to give you a massage during your time with them and your also garenteed to get what you want before you leave LOL and to me a sure thing for less money sounds better than a lot more money and maybe a few extras. But that's just my opinion and it may be due to the fact that I myself haven't gone to a AMP but I have gone to luxsa which do have really hot girls and I had lilly who is fucking hot as hell with a amazing body and great soft skin but you only get a light massage and a lot of lotion happy ending which was great but for the amount of money I spent I could of went and saw my favs and gotten a lot more.

Stay safe guys.

Porkchopp.

**Geaknow** · 03-20-15 18:48

Originally Posted by Jazak [View Original Post]

I have also been trying to find a good Asian provider but have had no luck. Like Chinese, Japanese, Korean, etc. If you find a good one PM me please and I will do the same for you if I find one. I have got to see Asian Jade many times but she looks and talks like an American because she came here at a very young age. Also she is very low profile and I believe already has a full client list and if you are on her list it is still very difficult to see her. I have tried calling Joi multiple times but never get a answer or any return calls. Don't waste your time on Yuki as that is not her photo's that she post on BP. She is much older and in a hurry to get the deed done. The photos are of a well known porn star.

Have you or porkchop visited these lady's? Here is the link and more at the bottom of the add.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ssage/11807599

**Gruglok** · 03-20-15 13:09

Originally Posted by LucBelaire [View Original Post]

Well, I actually already reviewed her once before, but since that review, I have seen her at least 2 or 3 other times. In case people don't feel like searching for that review, I'll just say this: don't expect GFE whatsoever. Don't expect lots of different positions, don't expect a BJ or headache relief, I mean. Hell, there's not really much to expect to be honest! She is very quiet when you meet her, and by quiet I mean she will greet you, ask you for the donation before entering the room, and she may say goodbye on your way out.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...unnii/10938162

Great review, one of the most informative I've read in a long time LOL.

"I'm not a gymnast".

**SanFordBB** · 03-20-15 13:04

Ok am I just not privy to some type of code words here?

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...touch/12315925

Has anyone partaken? Just wondering why they would post this under the escort section. Reminds me of the signs in the AMPs "no sexual contact allowed".

**SanFordBB** · 03-20-15 12:48

Looks like the Polish princess is back. Haven't seen her around for a while but it is the same phone number.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-only/10551423

At least she has some new fake pics. Don't know why she does this because she is not that bad looking.

Anyway my favorite line from my last dream was "30 minutes does not mean 30 minutes of sex".

Huh?

YMMV.

**Jazak** · 03-20-15 12:07

Originally Posted by PorkChopp [View Original Post]

What's up doc (while chewing a carrot).

Man there is a review of Joi a lot of pages back on this thread I am in need of some asian girl in my line up but I still have not found one except for beautiful Lilly at luxsa who we all know all you get is a handy. But I did call Joi one day to get her rates after several attempts she only picks up at night time and she sounds like she's all business and wants a wapping $$ for hh and $$$ for hour I guess she's friends with Dallas LOL.

Stay safe gents.

Porkchopp.

I have also been trying to find a good Asian provider but have had no luck. Like Chinese, Japanese, Korean, etc. If you find a good one PM me please and I will do the same for you if I find one. I have got to see Asian Jade many times but she looks and talks like an American because she came here at a very young age. Also she is very low profile and I believe already has a full client list and if you are on her list it is still very difficult to see her. I have tried calling Joi multiple times but never get a answer or any return calls. Don't waste your time on Yuki as that is not her photo's that she post on BP. She is much older and in a hurry to get the deed done. The photos are of a well known porn star.

**Migue1968** · 03-20-15 10:58

Originally Posted by PorkChopp [View Original Post]

What's up doc (while chewing a carrot).

Man there is a review of Joi a lot of pages back on this thread I am in need of some asian girl in my line up but I still have not found one except for beautiful Lilly at luxsa who we all know all you get is a handy. But I did call Joi one day to get her rates after several attempts she only picks up at night time and she sounds like she's all business and wants a wapping $$ for hh and $$$ for hour I guess she's friends with Dallas LOL.

Stay safe gents.

Porkchopp.

Try that place, you will get what you are looking for. Pm me if you have any Q?. Have a good day!

**BigDaveHere1** · 03-20-15 07:20

Guys, I'm not sure what is going on here. I actually paid her a visit yesterday. It was not GFE but I did receive a very nice BBBJ followed by her riding me to completion. She did have some rules such as no fondling her tits, which to me is a shame because they are very nice, no daty which I did not like but hey. She said if you become a regular she will relax a bit. She also lost her partial denture while swimming or something like that but she is the girl in the pics. I believe I will repeat myself just to see if she opens up a bit. As always YMMV. http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...simmee/9819729.

DW.

**BlackPrince** · 03-20-15 05:40

Originally Posted by LucBelaire [View Original Post]

Well, I actually already reviewed her once before, but since that review, I have seen her at least 2 or 3 other times. In case people don't feel like searching for that review, I'll just say this: don't expect GFE whatsoever. Don't expect lots of different positions, don't expect a BJ or headache relief, I mean. Hell, there's not really much to expect to be honest! She is very quiet when you meet her, and by quiet I mean she will greet you, ask you for the donation before entering the room, and she may say goodbye on your way out. No sounds, no moans, no talking unless you talk to her. She is very down to business, and is a definite clock watcher. The last time I saw her, she told me "you have a minute left". I've never been told that before, or at least I've heard the "are you almost finished?" line that we all hate. To be honest, I really don't recommend anyone to go see her, and I'm wondering if I should have posted this in the Negative reviews or Ripoff reports, because you probably won't get much of anything you're expecting.

You're probably asking yourself, "So why did you go see her, multiple times at that? Seems like a waste to me". Why did I see her? Simply put, she has a lot of ass LOL. That, and the fact that it was so bad the first time, that I figured she couldn't actually be that horrendous all the time, maybe it was an off day or something. So, to test that hypothesis, I had to check and check again. And you know what. I proved myself wrong LOL. She really is bad. Don't expect her to be all done up when you open the door either, she was in some fairly ho-hum clothing, nothing to turn anyone on. This is what happens: You walk in, awkward greeting, asks for donation, she drops her pants and gets into K9 position on the mattress on the floor, you get your soldier to salute manually, you may get lucky enough to get a very slow CBJ to help you put the hat on, you pound at her as she sits there quiet as a mouse or checks her phone as you pummel away, she may do mish, you might get lucky if she gets on top, hopefully you release, awkward farewell, and you drive home wondering WTF just happened. However, with that said, the more I saw her, she did get a tad bit more talkative, and just a smidgeon more personable. But I think I figured out why she acts the way she does.

Apparently, she has a fianc. I'm assuming he's in jail or something. What it is, is that she only gives "the best" to her fianc. She said she doesn't do BJ, but she has given me some oral advice, at least just enough to get my soldier to salute. And that was covered. She even stated once "I only do that for my man" ("I'm your man for the next 15 minutes!" is what I should've said to that LOL). I asked her for reverse cowgirl, she said "I can't do that, I'm not a gymnast", but then said "I could probably do it with my fianc, but not right now". She was in CG at the time, which I might add, was another thing I had not experienced any time prior, and she was bouncing that ass, so I already know she could do it. She wouldn't let me touch / suck on her girls either, kept her shirt on the whole time. It didn't really bother me but just throwing that out there too.

The damage was 60 for QV. I asked her if she offered anything else the longer the session, and she said no. Go figure. If you're an optimist, the most positive things about her are: 1. The booty. 2. She is a down to business type, no games, no bs, you just put in work and get what you came for, well. If you came for just K9/ mish, and 3. The booty. But hey, maybe she just doesn't like me! Maybe she thinks I'm ugly or scum of the earth or something! So as always, YMMV. But, I doubt it.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...unnii/10938162

Everything you said was right, I said after 2 times, this goofy behavior is not a fluke here. Yeah she ain't a gymnast but a damn gymnast for the dope boy that gives her the street medicine though. Yeah she turns into Mary Lou Retton. Anyway, not to totally knock her. She got a nice ass, that is what got me interested in her. Oh yeah and the goofy glasses she got on. I put my hand on the bible. I have never seen a white girl with goofy glasses and a big ass. I had to see this in person man. Anyway, I am out.

**BlackPrince** · 03-20-15 05:30

Originally Posted by PorkChopp [View Original Post]

Did you read that to yourself in the mirror before you posted that LOL girls today when you going to learn us men are not that stupid sometimes the little head out ways the big head but still if anyone falls for that review they deserve to get what ever is behind that door LOL.

Stay safe gents and don't listen to a one poster LOL.

Porkchopp.

Word up, I looked at her picture and got a contact high. Goofball pimp trying to save her provider career. More like what is behind the trap house door number 2.

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**Chris5** · 03-19-15 14:09

Originally Posted by PorkChopp [View Original Post]

Clear your damn inbox man how the hell we supposed to talk on pm LOL clear your sent pm's too LOL it will clear up a ton of space LOL.

My apologies brother! My inbox is now clear.

**PorkChopp** · 03-19-15 13:26

Originally Posted by DrAquaFresh [View Original Post]

Sorry guys, not sure if this is the right spot for this. But does anyone have any info on this?

Considering taking one for the team if no one knows but itd probably be Friday earliest.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ed-fun/9983792

What's up doc (while chewing a carrot).

Man there is a review of Joi a lot of pages back on this thread I am in need of some asian girl in my line up but I still have not found one except for beautiful Lilly at luxsa who we all know all you get is a handy. But I did call Joi one day to get her rates after several attempts she only picks up at night time and she sounds like she's all business and wants a wapping $$ for hh and $$$ for hour I guess she's friends with Dallas LOL.

Stay safe gents.

Porkchopp.