Massage Parlor Reports

**The Mosm** · 03-20-15 15:36

Originally Posted by Jefelici [View Original Post]

I second the endorsement of Zeus. Older but tight.

While the friendliest and most willing lady at Zeus is definitely older (but a tight body as mentioned), they also have a few girls in the <25 demographic in there most nights.

**Goodtimechicago** · 03-20-15 15:15

Originally Posted by DrDerrick [View Original Post]

Two very good Latin places on Northside and have nice girls.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-sexy/25726866

And.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...weety/23667984

Both have a couple of diamonds. And a few ummm pearls.

Any recs on who to book with? Particularly the pearls?

**Bob521** · 03-19-15 22:42

My 2 cents is get to know the area by using AMPs vs backpage. Chicago has plenty to choose from. If all you seek is HE then virtually all of them will meet your needs. I won't name any particular places but suggest you read the Chicago, Waukeegan, mt Prospect threads for Massage. I personally prefer the Chinese places, better massage, full hour+HE. But you can't go wrong with Korean if HE+BJ+FS is your objective. Tipping in our area is $40 for HE. $100-$120 FS. Bob.

Originally Posted by Breindus [View Original Post]

Howdy folks!

Long time lurker, relatively new to Chicago and still looking for that memorable massage++ moment!

TOFTT at http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-gal/20947306. Overall, rather disappointing, private lady offering svcs from apartment, very amateur, poor setup in the floor of the living room, and VERY distracted (concerned about building security, neighbors, etc). Decent back massage though, but a rather reluctant and off-putting HE. Defn not worth the $130/ hr, esp since there was nothing sans clothing. Pics a decade old!

So, now I am left with a VERY bad taste in my mouth and was hoping someone could provide tips to help me recover.

Today's shortlist includes:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lease/26286043

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ecial/26426266

Thanks!

P.S. : Anyone need tips for Bay Area or London, happy to help!

**DrDerrick** · 03-19-15 21:29

Originally Posted by Jefelici [View Original Post]

I second the endorsement of Zeus. Older but tight.

Two very good Latin places on Northside and have nice girls.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-sexy/25726866

And.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...weety/23667984

Both have a couple of diamonds. And a few ummm pearls.

**Goodtimechicago** · 03-19-15 18:29

Originally Posted by Viriato [View Original Post]

There's Zeus (which I would strongly recommend) and AOL, plus several Latina apartment girls who advertise on BP. Accua Blue supposedly is worth checking out too. But you're right, it definitely seems like there are a lot fewer Latina places sadly. The real kicker is that that only seems to be the case in Chicago or the Midwest; Florida has a ton of GOOD Latina places, and lots of hot providers.

I second the endorsement of Zeus. Older but tight.

**Breindus** · 03-19-15 15:00

Howdy folks!

Long time lurker, relatively new to Chicago and still looking for that memorable massage++ moment!

TOFTT at http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-gal/20947306. Overall, rather disappointing, private lady offering svcs from apartment, very amateur, poor setup in the floor of the living room, and VERY distracted (concerned about building security, neighbors, etc). Decent back massage though, but a rather reluctant and off-putting HE. Defn not worth the $130/ hr, esp since there was nothing sans clothing. Pics a decade old!

So, now I am left with a VERY bad taste in my mouth and was hoping someone could provide tips to help me recover.

Today's shortlist includes:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lease/26286043

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ecial/26426266

Thanks!

P.S. : Anyone need tips for Bay Area or London, happy to help!

**HandsomeDan** · 03-19-15 13:00

Franky,

What is space you goto now? I'm glad they reopened though. My favorite MT is Young, she knows me quite well. Also if Julie is working, she really lovse to tease with her hair before the flip.

Originally Posted by FrankyCando [View Original Post]

I decided to call Gunnison up to see if they would answer or maybe kept the number for possible other location.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring.......

Lady answers: Hello.

Me: hello is this Gunnison spa?

Lady: yes.

Me: are you open?

Lady: yes we are, what time you want to come?

Me: same place ?

Lady: yes, same place.

Me: why were you closed for a week?

Lady: vacation / while giggling.

Me: everybody on vacation?

Lady: yes everybody. What time you coming?

Me: did you guys get busted ?

Lady: what is this bus ?

Me: never mind.

Lady: who is this?

Me: Its me Franky, the Franky that is willing to pay double for mamason (the old lady that lays in her room) to massage me.

-they know me by that bcs its been a running joke for years with me and that spa -.

Lady: (she laughs ) oh Franky hello, what time you coming?

Me: I am not coming I found new place while you were on vacation. This is America no time for Vacation, Vacation bad for business. And if I
was boss there the girls would work 24 hours a day 7 days no vacation no lunch or dinner only tea and carrot soup in the morning in that
mini kitchen you have there, you girls are too fat anyways .....

Lady: CLICK -HANGS UP -.

AHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

So I guess business as usual there.

**Member #5942** · 03-19-15 07:14

Originally Posted by Dwd1982 [View Original Post]

Any info on this one?

http://illinois.backpage.com/Therape...s-130/26174782

And WTF does seeking skills not thrills mean? I see this stupid phrase on a ton of ads.

Seeking skills not thrills is suppose to convince future clients that the person in the ad is a professional who provides a skillful well crafted massage and not any funny business. It's comical because you often see the girl in a low cut top or short dress talking a selfie. I agree it's such a stupid phrase. It could also be the persons disclaimer to tell you in person, hey I don't do that. A legit no funny business therapist has no need to show her body in a photo and a legit therapist rate is / was 65 - 85 dollars. Another stupid thing about BP ads is when the ad says draping required and no prolonged conversations. In the same ad you see keywords at the bottom of the page and see hand job included in keywords. Good luck, Xabi.

**Dwd1982** · 03-19-15 02:01

Any info on this one?

http://illinois.backpage.com/Therape...s-130/26174782

And WTF does seeking skills not thrills mean? I see this stupid phrase on a ton of ads.

**Jcon51** · 03-18-15 18:51

Went to Zen last night in the city. Late, they were open after my other haunts had closed. Slightly older but very hardworking attendant (jcon51 had had a few cocktails and was perhaps a bit slow on the draw, if you will). She got the job done but really had to earn it. This place is reliable. I haven't seen any real lookers there though, and will continue to look.

**FrankyCando** · 03-17-15 19:52

I decided to call Gunnison up to see if they would answer or maybe kept the number for possible other location.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring.......

Lady answers: Hello.

Me: hello is this Gunnison spa?

Lady: yes.

Me: are you open?

Lady: yes we are, what time you want to come?

Me: same place ?

Lady: yes, same place.

Me: why were you closed for a week?

Lady: vacation / while giggling.

Me: everybody on vacation?

Lady: yes everybody. What time you coming?

Me: did you guys get busted ?

Lady: what is this bus ?

Me: never mind.

Lady: who is this?

Me: Its me Franky, the Franky that is willing to pay double for mamason (the old lady that lays in her room) to massage me.

-they know me by that bcs its been a running joke for years with me and that spa -.

Lady: (she laughs ) oh Franky hello, what time you coming?

Me: I am not coming I found new place while you were on vacation. This is America no time for Vacation, Vacation bad for business. And if I
was boss there the girls would work 24 hours a day 7 days no vacation no lunch or dinner only tea and carrot soup in the morning in that
mini kitchen you have there, you girls are too fat anyways .....

Lady: CLICK -HANGS UP -.

AHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

So I guess business as usual there.

**Randall519** · 03-16-15 23:30

Originally Posted by HandsomeDan [View Original Post]

That's a shame. This was great and reliable place. It was my goto place for no drama great massage and always leaving happy.

I agree. Always reliable and no drama. I'm surprised it stayed open so long. The area seemed a little too residential with the risk of complaints, but who knows.

**Elpatron** · 03-16-15 21:34

I know both the thik lady does only HJ, the thing girl does FS, problably not the first time, but the 2nd for sure, they both used to work on pulaski and elston.

Originally Posted by Mannheim [View Original Post]

Two Latinas advertising body rubs for 40.60 for two girls. Can't seem to find a link right now but I figured I'd throw a report up anyway.

Took the 40/ hr, or maybe it was 45 Mins. Massage was decent from a late 30 or early 40's nice looking Latina lady with a pretty face with a so-so body. Top less HE was about the only thing on the menu. Surprising considering it was an apartment. I asked if the other girl was up for FS and they said it was a happy ending place only. WTF.

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**HandsomeDan** · 03-16-15 14:43

That's a shame. This was great and reliable place. It was my goto place for no drama great massage and always leaving happy.

Originally Posted by FrankyCando [View Original Post]

Seems old reliable on Gunnisonis closed up / moved. Not sure.

I live very super close to it and as I was driving passed it, the front waiting area was completely empty with just a few flower plants.

I always figured they had a heavy anchor at that location.

anybody know more ??

**IlDiavolo** · 03-16-15 01:37

Originally Posted by Mikecl2011 [View Original Post]

Hello fellow mongers! I am in STL but taking a trip up to Naperville, was wondering where I could get a decent massage with some teasing, don't need a happy ending.

Really just looking for a good massage, a table shower would be nice as well. I only have my phone to check things so searching the forum is very hard, so any suggestions or PMs would be appreciated!

Thanks, -Mike-.

Slightly south and east of Naperville is Willowbrook; go to Pine Tree and ask for Happy, Joann, or Sugar. All young, slim, pretty Koreans. . 7 door, . 6 for he, . 8 for CBJ, and $. 2 for FS. Enkoy, good luck!