Massage Parlor Reports

**FlyHigher767** · 03-21-15 00:24

I checked out this new place in Clermont. Horrible. I am almost sure the girl I saw was Lazy Lily who has worked at other spots in Clermont, but she said her name was NiNi.

If not Lily, the massage was the same: BAD!

During the massage she left the room alot. In short, lack luster massage. SHe was overwieght, she smelled, and had bad breath. Plus, she was only person there. NO Table Shower as advertised yet wants $80 which is more than most places. I paid the one hour for $70 - she offered a discount because no table shower. Horrible massage. At 30 minutes she flipped me and wanted to yank me then for. 4. I lost all interest in her clear rip off scam. Then with 15 minutes left she was wrapping up. I called her on shorting me time. She massages my head a few minutes more. Just bad. This place will flunk soon. I am losing my faith in AMPs. Sorry for negativity.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sweet-asian-girls-free-table-shower-bring-beauty-and-relaxation-into-your-life/12316588

**Grand Piano** · 03-20-15 23:11

Originally Posted by JustAGuy5 [View Original Post]

Are you trying to contact Mia or Jackie? I don't know anything about Mia but I've never had a hard time contacting Jackie usually through text.

Her latest ad is here: http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...andlt3/9625596.

I have also been trying to reach Jackie, but with no luck for the past few weekends. Have tried texting and calling. Does anyone know if Jackie works weekends? I can only guess that this is my problem.

GP.

**Rudiger** · 03-20-15 14:56

Originally Posted by MuffLuva [View Original Post]

Penis smaller than 3" as verified by advertising providers.

To quote Robin Williams from 'Death to Smoochy': "It's small, but it's fierce!

**Taster6969** · 03-20-15 14:25

Stopped in for a little relief and saw a very skinny girl and very old looking. Asked for a different girl to massage me. Got a Asian girl about in her late 40's and chubby. Gave her a try and got comfortable in the room. She came in after a few minutes and started to massage me. Hard at first and very strong on my back with her elbows. Was able to roam freely and she was wearing a short tennis offit and was easy to play with her pussy. After awhile was told to turn over and she began to grab my junk an massage me. She asked me for $100 to take off cloths and do a sensual HE. After pulling up her t shirt and seeing a big fat stomach and sagging boobs I decided to go with standard HE and began to lose interest fast. She yanked my junk very hard and to fast and was glad it was over quick. What a dissapointment. Gave her small tip and kept asking for more. WTF. Greedy little Asian. Got dressed and left. This place sucks and will not repeat. Don't waste your money on these ugly girls.

**Anonymous Mike** · 03-19-15 06:03

Good morning.

I'll be in your town soon enough and wad looking for recommendations on any must see AMPs or any other places that stand out. Only going to be in town for 2 days and going to squeeze in a little me time.

PM or post whatever you feel most comfortable with.

Thanks much.

**Wetlines** · 03-18-15 20:48

Was roaming and saw TG Spa appeared to open with no cars in parking lot. Stopped in and drew Hanna. Very cute asian, slim and friendly. Table shower included a nice cleaning of the buttocks cleavage and on the front the stick and berries were clean enough to sell at a market. Massage was a good firm asian style massage on back. Before the turn the soft touch included a tongue in the buttocks cleavage and then the flip was excellent HE. After clean up nice completion of the massage. The facility is dated and worn, upon entry odor from cooking was noticeable. Not a problem in room. Very good massage by an attractive therapist with an outstanding ending. . 7 upon entry. Tipped. 6 based on the cleavage tease.

**SumFingWong** · 03-18-15 02:32

Visited luxsa last night, had very nice dream with Daisy. She was very nice and down to earth. It felt like I was talking to a close friend. Hoping to stop by Luxsa a couple more times before I head home.

Thought I would keep this nice and simple.

**MadisonGuy69** · 03-17-15 12:36

Originally Posted by Webebad [View Original Post]

Hey in the photo's for LUXSA, the one with like 6 pics of a girls luscious ass. Does anyone know who's ass that is?. OMG I want to try that!

Just wondering.

WBB.

The photos aren't real, they are close representations.

**Whiskeysours** · 03-17-15 08:33

Originally Posted by MuffLuva [View Original Post]

Penis smaller than 3" as verified by advertising providers.

LOL. Probably should have seen that coming. Thanks fuckers.

**Webebad** · 03-16-15 23:19

Hey in the photo's for LUXSA, the one with like 6 pics of a girls luscious ass. Does anyone know who's ass that is?. OMG I want to try that!

Just wondering.

WBB.

**OrlandoJ** · 03-16-15 19:25

Originally Posted by MuffLuva [View Original Post]

Penis smaller than 3" as verified by advertising providers.

Lolololololololololololol. Hahahahaha. Roflroflrofl! Ahhhh Shit I have the same ribbon. Damn.

**Muff Luva** · 03-16-15 15:14

Originally Posted by Whiskeysours [View Original Post]

Just noticed the blue ribbon and stars icon by our handles. Must have missed the memo. What's the significance?

Penis smaller than 3" as verified by advertising providers.

**Whiskeysours** · 03-16-15 14:22

Just noticed the blue ribbon and stars icon by our handles. Must have missed the memo. What's the significance?

**GregCroston** · 03-16-15 12:09

Originally Posted by MrOtown [View Original Post]

I guess Tera Marie is taking a break for awhile. I called her twice in the last month to schedule a appointment to see her and she told me she is taking some time off and she has two other girls taking her place. I hope she returns soon because, she is great at her job and just a wonderful person! Come back Tera!

I can concur with Otown's point on TM. I called also. I didn't get an answer or call back but she is not answering for me and certainly not taking new clients. Hopefully we will see her soon.

**GregCroston** · 03-16-15 12:03

Originally Posted by ButchKid [View Original Post]

You shouldn't risk it. I've known Joan for years. Sweet lady, nice body, great boobs, etc, but next time will never come. Reminds me of a billboard ad I saw in Puerto Rico: "Algun dia es hoy. " Some day is today. Well, with Joan, Algun dia es nunca. Butch.

I can concur with Hop-along Cassidy over here, Joan let me Self service and rubbed the jewels (even got her to talk dirty) but only after MANY visits. I think you would get thrown out if you tried for that on visit 1-3. She is legit. Accidental contact sometimes, but nothing to what most are looking for.