Massage Parlor Reports

**ItsMyMrp** · 03-15-15 11:33

In spite of some of you no knowing where this place is, it's there.

Perhaps this is a place where it pays to be a longtime regular, from the GAIMP (Golden Age of Indy Massage Parlors, 2005-2009) which puts me at -- good Lord, have I been doing this that long? Well, I went in late afternoon on Wednesday and got another "new girl, new girl! Veery brutiful" from the manager. I disrobed while she plopped in "Now That's What I Call Asian Music! 40" and she brought in Anna.

She is 24, no kids and doesn't speak a bit of English, but what she was saying needed no translation. All bowing and scraping how nice to meet you, 6 ft tall in sandals if she was an inch. Short bobbed hair, a tight short black dress that went down to there and legs that went up to here and a big smile as she butchered the dictionary trying to pronounce my name.

Massage was so, so -- pretty good actually but I've had much better -- but I didn't notice because I instantly got busy with my own hands on her long, long, white, smooth legs. She allowed unlimited roaming. On the flip, I soon had her dress up and panties down in no time. FS didn't seem available but you never know; we had a grand old naked time for a $40 tip.

Apparently she is only here for a few weeks, but I plan to repeat.

Here's something unusual. She walked me out to my car -- me blinking in the sun and her in her sandals and little black dress, we made an odd sight -- and one I'd rather not repeat. Like I said, I think she's new.

**DrHung** · 03-15-15 08:25

Originally Posted by TwoNutts [View Original Post]

Had a very nice massage from lisa, she is from so carlolina. Been here a month. Very soft kissable lipps. I tipped 40 which in most cases would define the type of service renderd. But it may appear that some in this market would give that for a kiss on the cheek.

I've had nothing but misery at all the 96th AMPs. Even Seattle's best. PM me with this shop and I'll give her a shot.

**Member #6999** · 03-15-15 07:00

The reason he leaves us hanging is because he has more hanging than you and I combined (plus some).

Uncircumcised foreskin doesn't count.

**Member #6963** · 03-15-15 06:45

Originally Posted by TwoNutts [View Original Post]

I'm on the history channel with the mini dagger. At least I can count on you to drive me around to strip clubs and watch me entertaine myself while throwing dollar bills on stage. Somthing that OTHER GUY (illapp) only talks about, and continues to leave us hanging.

My Swiss Army Knife is my only savor. The blade is smaller than your dagger so I have to use all the other gadgets to add pleasure to the experience. I especially use the muscular hydrostat, that is encased in the body of the SA knife. I was once told by "T", it's the best she ever had. The reason he leaves us hanging is because he has more hanging than you and I combined (plus some). Sorry you were under the weather this visit, too much Asian carp I hear, because the freckle limo was at your disposal and I missed your company.

FF.

P.S. Maybe next time we can venture out to look for freckles, ALONE once again!

**Member #6999** · 03-14-15 22:27

Had a very nice massage from lisa, she is from so carlolina. Been here a month. Very soft kissable lipps. I tipped 40 which in most cases would define the type of service renderd. But it may appear that some in this market would give that for a kiss on the cheek.

**Member #6999** · 03-14-15 22:21

Originally Posted by FreckleFreak [View Original Post]

Hey by the way will we be seeing you on any of the new discovery channel episodes of "Big Giant Swords"?
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I'm on the history channel with the mini dagger. At least I can count on you to drive me around to strip clubs and watch me entertaine myself while throwing dollar bills on stage. Somthing that OTHER GUY (illapp) only talks about, and continues to leave us hanging.

**Member #6999** · 03-14-15 17:31

Originally Posted by Ilapp [View Original Post]

Who the hell would ask you?

After all the questions you ask me AND wanting pictures for proof, which I gladly supply you. You woul think your writting a porn novel, non fiction ofcoarse.

**RedFox2120** · 03-14-15 13:13

This is the best Amy out of all of them! Her rate is crazy but she is worth it. You can talk her down but not sure how much. She is a 9/10 but your pocket will be drained.

Originally Posted by AchyBreaky [View Original Post]

As I understand it, Amy of Bebe, soho, and w71st fame is down at H now. I am thinking those prices feel very similar to what she asks. 80 for he is outrageous (imo), but $$ for GFE is pricy but yummy. I've done it a few times since pleasure is my measure!

AB

**Hotforty** · 03-14-15 12:00

I have noticed that.

Originally Posted by FreckleFreak [View Original Post]

FF. P.S. I love watching freckles getting fucked.

**Getmesometoday** · 03-14-15 11:58

Went fishing last night and ended up taking half hour with a new girl that just started there today. Didn't catch her name. She was 40. And a. 5 on the AMP scale. During the message there was some reading but every five minutes the door bell rang and she had to go answer the door. Had a good finish and tipped. 2. When I walked out to my surprise there were 4 other mongers waiting in the lobby. Not sure if I'll be back.

**AchyBreaky** · 03-14-15 11:43

As I understand it, Amy of Bebe, soho, and w71st fame is down at H now. I am thinking those prices feel very similar to what she asks. 80 for he is outrageous (imo), but $$ for GFE is pricy but yummy. I've done it a few times since pleasure is my measure!

AB

Originally Posted by FreckleFreak [View Original Post]

I would watch. As long as you keep your sword away from me.

Hey by the way will we be seeing you on any of the new discovery channel episodes of "Big Giant Swords"?

FF.

P.S. I love watching freckles getting fucked.

**Member #6963** · 03-14-15 11:29

Originally Posted by Ilapp [View Original Post]

Hell, even that sick puppy FF doesn't like sword play, though I bet he'd watch.

I would watch. As long as you keep your sword away from me.

Hey by the way will we be seeing you on any of the new discovery channel episodes of "Big Giant Swords"?

FF.

P.S. I love watching freckles getting fucked.

**Ilapp** · 03-14-15 11:10

Originally Posted by TwoNutts [View Original Post]

DAMN!! 80 for a HJ WOW!! More power to ya bro, little steepin this market in my opinion but nobodys asking.

Who the hell would ask you? Like you know anything. Hell for all I know you are the kind of guy who would eat two of that invasive species Asian Carp special dinners at one sitting. LOL that alone could run a guy at least. 8 I bet. That almost makes me sick, it is like it is a picture, in my mind of course, that I just can't get rid of. Sorry for the DP, and you know we are alike, that doesn't mean what it does in the abbreviations glossary here, you and I don't roll that way. Hell, even that sick puppy FF doesn't like sword play, though I bet he'd watch.

**IrishGuy11** · 03-14-15 11:04

Originally Posted by Nemesis1080 [View Original Post]

Had a dream and was in the area and decided to see if any new girls were at Suite H. Was greeted by Angela, a very attractive Asian mid thirties woman. She spoke English very well and was a 7. 5/10 IMHO. Rates were. 5 for hhr and. 7 for the hr. The hour included a free table shower so I agreed to it.

It was the best table shower I've ever had! She washed me very well and made it very sensual. She used the water to tease me and paid extra attention to the best areas. When we got back to the room, I opted for the soft massage and wow am I glad I did! She was extremely sensual while teasing as well. After about 30 minutes she asked me to flip and continued with the soft massage on the front. After about 10 minutes of that, she asked if I wanted "oil" then asked what I wanted. I said FS then she said $$. I said it's usually $ and she said "not me" while licking her lips. If I had it, I would've paid it!

She said $. 4 for BJ and and. 8 for HJ. I only had $75 and she said "Ok, next time bring more" This was the best release I've experienced and it was worth the. 8 she cleaned me off then asked if I wanted a foot or head massage I said foot. She gave an incredible soft foot massage too. By the time everything was over I was a little over the hour so it looks like the TS doesn't get taken out of the hour. WILL DEFINITELY REPEAT!

P.S. I'm heading to Las Vegas this week so I'm excited to partake in the local scene there!

I was there three days ago and had April. Very nice body okay face with very good massage skills. She was careful but after the flip she and I worked it out but she speaks limited English so it was sign language for the most part. She eventually took out the twins and allowed some attention to them. Also allowed some over the panties rubbing during a very good HE. . 6+. 6.

Sounds like I should ask for April next time based on your report. Clearly you can get what you ask and pay for.

**Gimmyallurloven** · 03-14-15 10:52

Read again, $. 4 for BJ and. 8 for HJ. Both outrageous.

Originally Posted by MarkDenneny [View Original Post]

I think he had the prices inverted. . 4 HJ, and. 8 BJ. It doesn't make a lot of sense the other way.

FWIW, I have had some ask. 8 for a HJ before. It was steep, and it wasn't what I ended up paying.