Massage Parlor Reports

[GregCroston]

You shouldn't risk it. I've known Joan for years. Sweet lady, nice body, great boobs, etc, but next time will never come. Reminds me of a billboard ad I saw in Puerto Rico: "Algun dia es hoy. " Some day is today. Well, with Joan, Algun dia es nunca. Butch.

I can concur with Hop-along Cassidy over here, Joan let me Self service and rubbed the jewels (even got her to talk dirty) but only after MANY visits. I think you would get thrown out if you tried for that on visit 1-3. She is legit. Accidental contact sometimes, but nothing to what most are looking for.

[GregCroston]

Jade Spa,

So I will start out by prefacing this report as NO EXTRAS (so those that hate can move on) this place is legit and near Walmart on 535 or 536. However, I can't even begin to tell you how popular "Exhibition" porn is becoming and anyone that has seen the "happy pedicure" videos on Xhamster.com or other sites and finds that intriguing feel free to message me for details. Got to know the right therapist and the time to go. (avoid the boss) but I may have you covered if that floats your boat (no extras). Legit massage. $30 foot rub for 30 minutes $50 for an hour. I reported a LOOONG time ago about this same place and same experience but a different girl (Annie). If you want to archive me non seniors can get an idea, the girls name was Annie back then. Well new times and a new girls. Things only got better.

Seniors only PM (well maybe "others" too as most "seniors" turn their nose at this kinda post).

(sorry repost as I had it in the wrong section, admin feel free to remove the other one in Craigslist reviews).

-GC.

[GregCroston]

Sorry to hear this. Been looking to try some independnants rather than AMP and was going to give her a try but don't think I will bother now. If anyone has an independent they would recccomend I'd appreciate it.

https://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4917031316.html

Not sure where all of this hate is coming from. I liked my last visit to sofia. Sorry it has been so long mongers! Going to throw a few reports your way soon. Here is one.

I have visited her at the old and recently new location as well. Sofia gave a decent massage. She does work out of her apartment there. There was no 10 minute rule with me she took a good while on the back and legs. Nice body. Got in her birthday suit HE why not?. Extras. You bet. The only downside was apartment sort of stank she said she was cooking fish. 80/ hr.

Seniors PM me for details.

[CoolBeans]

Went saw this lovely mature lady. Massage was good and firm. I have seen her several times in the least couple of months so I have pretty good rappert so your YMMY.

But if you go in with a smile and positive attitude you will leave happy. The pics are of her too.

Thanks and stay cool.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...r-8-am/8716901

[JustAGuy5]

Does anyone know the secret to get in contact will Jackie saw her by the 417 months ago but never picks up my callany info would be great.

Are you trying to contact Mia or Jackie? I don't know anything about Mia but I've never had a hard time contacting Jackie usually through text.

Her latest ad is here: http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...andlt3/9625596.

[LovesToDream13]

Does anyone know the secret to get in contact will Jackie saw her by the 417 months ago but never picks up my callany info would be great.

[FlaNative38]

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4923746057.html

Decided to TOFTT and visited this one and what a waste of time, works out of her living room and even tho you are not draped she is a flake, 10 minutes into the massage I started to get a little worked up and she tells me you do know this is not a sensual massage. LOL. Well right there I knew it would be a long hr and besides the massage sucked. Obviously will not repeat.

[Tasteless]

Hey Guys, So I wanted to post about the experiences I have had outside of Orlando.

We have all heard of the legendary Orange Spa, for those of you that have not. This spa is absolute top notch, class all the way from their etiquette to their looks.

They look to sign you for VIP membership which places like Elite use to offer but the difference here is your 11th time house fee is free. . 80 for the hour, 1. To 1. 6.

Depending on what's your cup of tea is the damage, kind of steep but I would recommend those that are willing to try the experience for sure.

Now onto the new finds. As I said Orange Spa changed management and the old management opened down the road around Himes ave, and this place is called Venus Spa.

, again top notch and an amazing experience, AMPs in Orlando are aplenty but once you visit here you will understand what I mean as far as it comes to overall talent, Tampa is.

Ahead at the moment.

Until next time.

[ButchKid]

Heidi: I am comfortable to say that Heidi was Hanna Banana back in the day. Can anyone confirm this?

Artist Touch Pamela: Very enjoyable massage with a great finish. She asked me to not go into to details, but she was very comfortable with me so YMMV. I like her studio location and would definitely visit her again. Call her if you like them more seasoned and experienced.

Jenna: Visited Jenna and struck out, but as others have said, it seems like she takes a bit to get comfortable with you. She is super sexy and unassuming and gives an incredible massage. I will return.

Heidi is certainly not Hanna Banana from back in the day. But she's good! As to Pamela, I just saw her again last week. She might be "seasoned and experienced," as you say, which is to say, old, but she's always worth the visit! Regarding Jenna, you are correct that she'll open up later, and you'll be very happy you stuck with her. Butch.

http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/heidi-let-me-pamper-you/11670053

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-touch/7931855

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...jenna/11462828

[ButchKid]

I saw Joan (Jo-ann). Same thing. Very accommodating, next day appt ... She said she could "do more" next time. I'm not going to risk it.

You shouldn't risk it. I've known Joan for years. Sweet lady, nice body, great boobs, etc, but next time will never come. Reminds me of a billboard ad I saw in Puerto Rico: "Algun dia es hoy. " Some day is today. Well, with Joan, Algun dia es nunca. Butch.

[ButchKid]

The link you shared has Andrea in it and not Lucy / Jessica. -- Dog.

Correct. This is Lucy, formerly Jessica of IHOP. When I replied to the previous post, she had no current ads. Might have been on vacation to New York. Butch.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-mind/11862661

[Outdoorsman]

Why would you pay 120 for an hour massage with no extras? This is not Grand Bohemian Spa or The Ritz Carlton Spa.

I agree with Barolo. If you want a great massage and are willing to pay a little more hit one of the resorts in town. The Gaylord has a great spa, use the steam room than garb a massage by terrific therapists.

[Outdoorsman]

Orchid was the name of the place so I'm glad I avoided.

Ended up trying out Bejing since they advertise on Backpage. Great massage, but wanted way too much for extras. She offered Topless and HE for $100 on Top of the $70 house fee. Settled for the great massage and gave her a $20 tip on the way out. Not sure if that is the standard fee in Orlando, but you guys are paying way too much.

Bigstar1.

To be more clear about Orchid. Once I left happy once I did not. Was thinking about going to Bejing today. After reading this I will pass.

[Ukieman]

First of all. A lot of you mongers had the same idea that I did at the exact same time.

I am going to have to say that this is a mixed review.

I can not remember the girls name that I drew but she was younger and cuter than most here.

Probably 30 ISH short dark complexion and appeared to be an Asian / Hispanic mix.

Started out with the table shower. Very decent, thoroughly cleaned. Not the best but not the worst until after I had fliped and was almost rinsed she got a phone call, handed me the shower wand and left the room for what seemed liked 5 minutes. All the time me face up, in all my glory and the the curtain wide open. Was not fun!

When we got back to the room, receiver a 3 minute massage and she whispered what did I want. Well I can say that everything is on the menu, If you are willing to spend enough mario coins.

Paid. 8 door fee for an hour and was out the door in less than 30.

Bottom line, if you live in the area not a bad choice to avoid the drive into O-Town.

If you live in O-town. IMHO, not worth the drive. Much better choices there.

Be safe,

Ukieman out.

[MadisonGuy69]

I thought I would be adding another bad report to the mix of girls I've gone to see who got rave reviews here, but that I wouldn't buy a drink for at a bar or look twice at. Skylar hit a home run though, in a stretch I guess I could see how someone could put a mix of Jessica Alba and Ariana Grande to her look. To me she had this nerdy hot chick look that was right up my alley. I definitely will be back. I was pretty good, but I would be her Christian Grey for sure.