Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[Uncutking5]

Does anybody remember her? She lived in a Trailer Park in South Lyon. I saw her a few times last year, but lost my old phone and her contact. Hoping someone can help me out.

[EricTheReddit]

Ad on the CL, "want to have fun" it screamed, 23/5'9" so went to the kinda crappy once-nice notel at 8 Mile / Woodward (surprised to see pics online that they used to have a restaurant and an indoor pool back in the day).

Anyway, for 6 Jacksons I got more than I could handle for the hour, good thing that it been awhile since I did it so there was plenty to shoot out AND I had also boosted the share price of Pfizer

Enjoyed a hard pounding rendition of Homer's Iliad as I taught her a good lesson of Greek, and then she had to pass her oral exam in Latin which scored about an 8. 5 on the Olympic scale with a couple of revolutions in the BBBJTCIM category. A basic looker, seen better but the enthusiasm is there. Looks like she may or may not be a patron of Willy Wonka's Candy Cane factory.

Was this a (989) number?

[EricTheReddit]

The 30 yo w numbers in her ad is sarah. She's the one w a hairy chin. Bbw for sure and doesn't talk. Her texts are one word replies. Her performance is lackluster. She does offer a full menu but no greek. Have fun. Be safe.

Sarah is back on the prowl tonight, been texting with her. Offers "everything except anal" for. 8.

[MarshallArts59]

Ad on the CL, "want to have fun" it screamed, 23/5'9" so went to the kinda crappy once-nice notel at 8 Mile / Woodward (surprised to see pics online that they used to have a restaurant and an indoor pool back in the day).

Anyway, for 6 Jacksons I got more than I could handle for the hour, good thing that it been awhile since I did it so there was plenty to shoot out AND I had also boosted the share price of Pfizer

Enjoyed a hard pounding rendition of Homer's Iliad as I taught her a good lesson of Greek, and then she had to pass her oral exam in Latin which scored about an 8. 5 on the Olympic scale with a couple of revolutions in the BBBJTCIM category. A basic looker, seen better but the enthusiasm is there. Looks like she may or may not be a patron of Willy Wonka's Candy Cane factory.

[Mr Pound Town]

Any had a visit with her? Her title usually mentions that she needs to meet right away. The message freely says that HE is available. She works out of the Fraser area. As my posts show I am willing to TOFTT but was curious if anyone tested the waters yet.

Through emails I received a list of don't's. Not much you can do pre much no touching and a he. Pretty big list actually.

[WiseGuy620]

Look for the ever-so-often ads with numbers. Disregard ones that are not in the MI area codes. Avoid the tempting ones with pics that are TGTBT. Reply to ones that are usually short and to the point. Lonely wives, home alone, hubby not meeting needs are usually all bullshit. Bbws are about 60% legit. 18 and 19 yo lookin for hot hung guys are BS. Those who give uniquely specific locations are usually legit. Beware of dudes looking to try and convince you that they suck better that skirts. 1 in 50 are legit. Maybe 1 in 80. Check around 8 pn to 1 am and be deligent cause many get flagged within minutes. Have had luck. 15% of my providers are CL, 35% BP, 25% NR, 25% utr.

Agree with Donnie on all points.

Biggest thing about CL is the amount of work it takes. I actually find the CL girls more easy to deal with once you dig through all the phonies. Backpage has more variety but I also feel like there is a bigger potential for stings, dates that go bad, pumps, and poor service. The CL women tend to be a little lower on the looks scale but higher on the willingness to please. They also come a bit cheaper.

[NickolaTesla]

Replied to an ad back in January and met up with her around 7 mile and Schoenherr. Picked her up did the cop check and headed to the MNM motel. She's about 5'4" 140 lb thin up top with pointy bee's on the larger size and a bit thicker below the waist. Daty, BBBJ, cfs in mish and doggy. Damage was 0. 8 + 0. 3 for the room for the half and half.

She disappeared on me for a while before I caught her posting again Monday, she gave me a new number and says she can only call, no texting. I picked her up for a repeat later that day.

Message me for digits.

[The Dough Boy]

So as everyone knows CL is 99% bs but now and then you find a gem...

Three things came to mind for me:

1) you forgot "Dear Penthouse forum.

2) Sounds like you are in a relationship to me bro. Especially if she is expecting a ring. LOL.

3) If it sounds to good to be true, probably is. Meaning payment is going to come due at some time. You might be opening up a whole can of crazy!

Good luck, stay safe.

P.S.

Wondering if those who came along after the birth of the internet even know what Penthouse Forum is? This was before there were INTERNET forums youngsters. LOL.

[WiseGuy620]

Any had a visit with her? Her title usually mentions that she needs to meet right away. The message freely says that HE is available. She works out of the Fraser area. As my posts show I am willing to TOFTT but was curious if anyone tested the waters yet.

[NoBuffaloBob]

So as everyone knows CL is 99% bs but now and then you find a gem. My only complaint is she lives on east side. She originally was posting looking for a sugar daddy. I played along pretending that I was interested in being her SD. Well we talked and met for drinks one night at a bar and chatted danced and ended up at a hotel near by where she was one wild ride all night and right up to check out next day. We parted ways and I figured I got a freebie and I wouldn't pursue things as I wasn't looking to be anyone's daddy. Later that day she texts me asking if I wanted to get together again tonight I say that I changed my mind on being a SD that I liked last night and if she didn't want to speak to me again its cool. Well to my surprise I have been hooking up with her now just about everyday for last few weeks she drives all the way out to near my work just to give a BJ or some car action. We have been to hotels 5 times in less then 2 weeks and she even pays half the room she makes me short videos of her playing with herself sends me naked pics multiple times a day. Now she wants me to come to her work and pretend to be a rep from a company and wants me to take her on her desk. Before you ask for me to share her I'm not right now I'm hoarding her to myself sorry guys. I just wanted to share that now and then you find a real gem in places you never expect to especially on CL. While she is no perfect ten she is a solid 7-8 but her skills and willingness to please me makes her perfect in my book and I haven't ever given her a dime. When we first started talking Greek was off limits she said only way I would get access would be I put a 2 carat diamond on her finger. Which isn't happening. But she has caved and now let's me visit when ever I want. I keep waiting to wake up from a dream but I'm going to ride this one literally as long as I can. So the millions of fake ads I have replied to over the years has finally paid off I found someone as freaky and kind as myself. So I say good luck guys keep looking there are rare gems out there waiting to be found but you have to sort thru the trash to find then.

Now that was a report but I'm afraid my wife would have a problem with her for sure. LOL.

Stay having fun fellows.

NBB.

[CardShark999]

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[Misterb899]

So as everyone knows CL is 99% bs but now and then you find a gem. My only complaint is she lives on east side. She originally was posting looking for a sugar daddy. I played along pretending that I was interested in being her SD. Well we talked and met for drinks one night at a bar and chatted danced and ended up at a hotel near by where she was one wild ride all night and right up to check out next day. We parted ways and I figured I got a freebie and I wouldn't pursue things as I wasn't looking to be anyone's daddy. Later that day she texts me asking if I wanted to get together again tonight I say that I changed my mind on being a SD that I liked last night and if she didn't want to speak to me again its cool. Well to my surprise I have been hooking up with her now just about everyday for last few weeks she drives all the way out to near my work just to give a BJ or some car action. We have been to hotels 5 times in less then 2 weeks and she even pays half the room she makes me short videos of her playing with herself sends me naked pics multiple times a day. Now she wants me to come to her work and pretend to be a rep from a company and wants me to take her on her desk. Before you ask for me to share her I'm not right now I'm hoarding her to myself sorry guys. I just wanted to share that now and then you find a real gem in places you never expect to especially on CL. While she is no perfect ten she is a solid 7-8 but her skills and willingness to please me makes her perfect in my book and I haven't ever given her a dime. When we first started talking Greek was off limits she said only way I would get access would be I put a 2 carat diamond on her finger. Which isn't happening. But she has caved and now let's me visit when ever I want. I keep waiting to wake up from a dream but I'm going to ride this one literally as long as I can. So the millions of fake ads I have replied to over the years has finally paid off I found someone as freaky and kind as myself. So I say good luck guys keep looking there are rare gems out there waiting to be found but you have to sort thru the trash to find then.

[DonnyInYourArm]

Man, I have no idea how you guys are finding anything on CL. I swear it's spam 95% of the time, so what kind of signs should I be looking for that a post is legit?

Look for the ever-so-often ads with numbers. Disregard ones that are not in the MI area codes. Avoid the tempting ones with pics that are TGTBT. Reply to ones that are usually short and to the point. Lonely wives, home alone, hubby not meeting needs are usually all bullshit. Bbws are about 60% legit. 18 and 19 yo lookin for hot hung guys are BS. Those who give uniquely specific locations are usually legit. Beware of dudes looking to try and convince you that they suck better that skirts. 1 in 50 are legit. Maybe 1 in 80. Check around 8 pn to 1 am and be deligent cause many get flagged within minutes. Have had luck. 15% of my providers are CL, 35% BP, 25% NR, 25% utr.

[Mrtroy]

Man, I have no idea how you guys are finding anything on CL. I swear it's spam 95% of the time, so what kind of signs should I be looking for that a post is legit?

Have same problem.

[AlarmGuy]

Personally, I use a fake email account and burner phone, email them. When the girl responds, you'll know if she's legit. If she asks you to join a verification site, she goes to the spam folder.

You're right though, most ad's are bots or scammers. I've gotten a couple real people off there.

Man, I have no idea how you guys are finding anything on CL. I swear it's spam 95% of the time, so what kind of signs should I be looking for that a post is legit?