OK, got the pix sized right and attached. Here's my other concern. She said she downloaded the pix on 8 March from a website, but the pix itself is dated 4 March, which matches the story she told me about it happening the week prior. I also got some bandwidth and checked Tineye and Google Image and got zero hits.
To each his own, I'm going to take a permanent pass on this one. Dang, and I thought it was going to be a LTR.
They ALL go "glove-less" ALL OF THEM! EVERYONE! At some point with some one they are bare skin on skin, GUARANTEED! No judgement here, just a realist in a real world.
She's real but a nut job. Mixed reviews but showed me some fine skills. Was hard to schedule with. Changes nationality from time to time, search for reviews here on "Kati".
I spend my time searching BP for a diamond in the rough. And with that said I am often disappointed or find the real ones aren't seeing new customers. If any hobbyist have a secret spot where more upscale providers advertise, please PM me the secret handshake / phrase to get in the club!
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Can't attach the pix that I thought was of her as it is too large. I've sent it to A2 to see if he can add it.
Regardless, it's pretty scary and I wish you could clearly see what I was concerned about.
OK, got the pix sized right and attached. Here's my other concern. She said she downloaded the pix on 8 March from a website, but the pix itself is dated 4 March, which matches the story she told me about it happening the week prior. I also got some bandwidth and checked Tineye and Google Image and got zero hits.
To each his own, I'm going to take a permanent pass on this one. Dang, and I thought it was going to be a LTR.
Don't know if you were adding satire to your post about Lexi, but I found it to be a little on the humorous side. Let me paraphrase, explain, and add my 2 pesos if you don't mind:
Your Comment: .50-70 pounds ago.
My Thoughts: Man, she must have blew up some- Well maybe a lot. Though, I believe your descriptive judgment, I wouldn't mind taking a look for myself. When I saw her last year she was just slightly thick, but not absurdly plump. Must be eating well. Pic that I attached is when she was ideal for me.
Your Comment: She does not seem at all bright.
My Thoughts: Come on Shaggy!! You're not doing Kate Upton w / a PhD. Just be happy you got cake. Don't worry about the frosting. It's difficult to find our opposite gender that possess both beauty and brains. I want to say this also applies to outside of this hobby as well. I'm not saying there isn't any out there- There is quite a few. It's just difficult to find those that have both. I admit, I don't have neither smarts nor looks, but I'm not injecting strange sausages in me for the greens. I guess it's safe to bet that the recreational habits that a lot of providers partake in has something to do w / their continuous drop in IQ. Who knows?
Your Comment: "She also appeared to be on something. ".
My thoughts- Which one is real? Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, A Provider (at least in Jax) that doesn't consume ANY chemicals. Find me a provider who isn't on something. Some are good at concealing their consumption while others are straight out space cadets when they're tweaking. My ATF has her little concealed chemical consumption, but seems to handle herself fine w / me. Her performance is still top.
Your Comment: "She kept forgetting why I was at her incall. ".
My Thoughts: She's says to you, "Who are you and why do I have your dick in my mouth again?
Your Comment: she stopped answering her phone, then when she did answer her phone her statements were along the lines of "when are you coming to see me?
My Thoughts: Yep been there; Not only w / Lexi, but w / others. Your comment on this reinforces the "space cadet" mentioned previously.
Your Comment: She was very uninspiring / uninspired.
My Thoughts: She once adamantly requested that I take a trip to the Greek Isle. Her at that time- "I'm in the mood for some a $$-action. Grab the lube". My reaction- Did what I was told. No other inspiration need. Shot the kids up in the little intestines.
Your Comment: The bedroom she used was a mess.
My Thoughts: Clothes on the floor- ok. Soda cans about- ok. Ashtray full of cigarettes- uuhmm ok. But I'm wondering how many of us Mongers has left their DNA. BTW, besides beauty w / brains, clean and sober, now you're expecting a provider to be a Molly Maid?
Your Comment: I scheduled for an hour, but when she asked "Can we make this a half hour visit?" I jumped at the opportunity. I almost wish that she had asked "Can we change this to a Blow-and-Go?
My Thoughts: I was waiting for you to downgrade all the way down to just a fist bump.
I've seen Lexi quite a few times in the past (mid 2014) and as someone had mentioned previously, greens were light for the dream. It was a convenience for me, because it was a quick gallop from where I worked to her dwelling at the time. Texted her a couple times recently, but haven't done a return visit. Maybe when I get done w / my bucket list. But list seems to keep growing.
Anything that I written wasn't to entice an argument. It was merely my thoughts towards Shaggy's post which was really tempting to comment on. Sorry your Lexi experience wasn't all that great. At one time it was a blast to have dreams w / her, but she kinda just faded out. There was another reason why I left & it scared the shit out of me. I'll tell that story later. BTW, some of you may know her real name according to her voicemail.
Be Safe Happy Mongering.
-PB.
A space cadet, use to be a SW and now full of herself! And very dependable either!
In all fairness the lady in question contacted me after a fellow Hobbyist told her about my rescind recommendation post. Go figure.
She told me the picture she sent me was in fact not her but one she downloaded from a website. I can't get the pix attached or you could see for yourself what freaked me out. Will try when I get more satellite bandwidth. Rest assured I had every valid reason to believe that was a pix of her which is why I wrote the rescind post and did not do so lightly.
Question remains. Do I see her again? Guess only time will tell.
To each his own and as always YMMV and each Hobbyist makes his own decisions and lives with the consequences.
Can't attach the pix that I thought was of her as it is too large. I've sent it to A2 to see if he can add it.
Regardless, it's pretty scary and I wish you could clearly see what I was concerned about.
Forget the date. Instead in clicking on the blue link in bold. There is an option that says, view post, or view forum. Click on "view post". Hope this helps. That's what's worked best for me.
After you click the blue link it will frequently take you to a page that is not the correct date, sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't. If you know the date in question you can then back track to find it.
I have to make sure but I believe Kati is now saying she's a Chinese Eskimo. She is changing her name from Kati and will now be known as Chōuyāand Patuktuq, which is a Chinese Eskimo name. I did some research and found out that Chōuyāand stands for "Smoking" and Patuktuq stands for "Ice Crystals". Which is what the Fuck she has got to be smoking. Big bags of Crystal Meth Ice Baby. To go from Columbian to Russian and now a Chinese Eskimo. Hell she needs to share some of that shit with me, maybe it will make me believe I'm damn good looking and God's gift to women.
Crazy lady told me that she is married to a wealthy man and that she only does this for spending money. So I called her out on wealthy husband and escorting for spending money. I tood her that makes no sense. She then proceeded to tell me he is a lawyer and will sue for slander and harassment. I had a good laugh about that. Yep she is bat shit crazy!
Forget the date. Instead in clicking on the blue link in bold. There is an option that says, view post, or view forum. Click on "view post". Hope this helps. That's what's worked best for me.
You have to pay very close attention to the date it was posted on. It will frequently go past that date but if you write the date down you can back track and find it.
I have to make sure but I believe Kati is now saying she's a Chinese Eskimo. She is changing her name from Kati and will now be known as Chōuyāand Patuktuq, which is a Chinese Eskimo name. I did some research and found out that Chōuyāand stands for "Smoking" and Patuktuq stands for "Ice Crystals". Which is what the Fuck she has got to be smoking. Big bags of Crystal Meth Ice Baby. To go from Columbian to Russian and now a Chinese Eskimo. Hell she needs to share some of that shit with me, maybe it will make me believe I'm damn good looking and God's gift to women.
Am I having a acid flash back?? Did I read the BP Ad correctly?? Hell if I want snuggle and cuddle, I will just flip on an old western grab a beer and lay on couch next to my dog and cuddle with him. Hell I will save wear & tear on my truck, money. Plus it says absolutely no sexual acts. Don't know about you but cuddling = "Woody" for me that's a wasted hard on if you ask me. This was just my point of view from my old demented mind. Sorry if I offended any "smugglers & cuddlers" out there. Crazy stuff man.
This is stand up material Mr. Diesel. Well played.
In all fairness the lady in question contacted me after a fellow Hobbyist told her about my rescind recommendation post. Go figure.
She told me the picture she sent me was in fact not her but one she downloaded from a website. I can't get the pix attached or you could see for yourself what freaked me out. Will try when I get more satellite bandwidth. Rest assured I had every valid reason to believe that was a pix of her which is why I wrote the rescind post and did not do so lightly.
Question remains. Do I see her again? Guess only time will tell.
To each his own and as always YMMV and each Hobbyist makes his own decisions and lives with the consequences.
Was able to have a session with her Sunday, her kitty is so tight and that ass is phat. Her being so young her head skills were good, she does something with her tongue. Pounded mish, k9, and finish with her on top. Will definitely be seeing her again. She probably has management with her, because I definitely can't see her doing it by herself.
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