Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #4721** · 03-12-15 00:03

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**Member #6999** · 03-11-15 18:20

Originally Posted by FiveLbsOfFun [View Original Post]

Is USAG becoming that other board where we bash and rip on ea other?

If you haven't seen the Chicago boards lately. They're dead. Which is why I asked here.

Thanks for the support, fellas.

Maybe try looking again, or maybe that's the problem. You want to ask everyone on every board to search for you, instead of doing your own homework.

**FiveLbsOfFun** · 03-11-15 10:14

Originally Posted by TwoNutts [View Original Post]

fucking priceless dude!

Is USAG becoming that other board where we bash and rip on ea other?

If you haven't seen the Chicago boards lately. They're dead. Which is why I asked here.

Thanks for the support, fellas.

**Member #6999** · 03-11-15 06:44

Originally Posted by billbradsky [View Original Post]

my suggestion is that you ask your question in the chicago forum.

fucking priceless dude!

**Member #4721** · 03-11-15 01:13

Originally Posted by RubsAreFun [View Original Post]

I saw "her" once and it was almost 10 years ago. At that time she had an apartment off of Olive (referenced in the post above), just west of 270. Cost me $100 for an hour, and yes, for me there was a happy ending. She is totally passable. The only reason I know she's transgendered is because shortly after I saw her I ran across an ad she placed on an on line dating site and she listed herself as transgendered. Whether that meant she had the operation or not, I don't know. I did not get a male vibe from her and again, the only thing that tipped me off was a chance viewing of an ad she placed.

Shortly, after I saw her she moved to California. I guess that didn't work out for her and she returned to St. Louis.

Rubs Are Fun.

Saw her recently. I'm as straight can be and have a wonderfully attractive wife. But would have no problems switching sides for that one. Only saw her once, $. 0 with no extras. Said extras were extra. I'm a $. 0 per HE kind of guy.

**Member #4721** · 03-11-15 01:08

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**Bill Bradsky** · 03-10-15 23:25

Originally Posted by FiveLbsOfFun [View Original Post]

I'm in Chicago on business and staying in Westchester area. Any suggestions?

My suggestion is that you ask your question in the Chicago forum.

**RHornyBoy** · 03-10-15 20:53

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-call/14350779

Can't find anything about her tried searching phone number with no luck.

**Member #6999** · 03-10-15 16:47

I went twice, tried both girls. They were both adament that no funny business was going on there. I believe them, its the fucking mall! I'd say original poster was posting a revenge post because of no happy ending or maybe the owner did to drum up some business. One girl told me they've had alot of business since the internet posting. She asked if I would have visited if I hadn't read the post, I have to admit I wouldn't have. Who knows.

**FiveLbsOfFun** · 03-10-15 16:18

I'm in Chicago on business and staying in Westchester area. Any suggestions?

**Rubs Are Fun** · 03-10-15 10:11

Originally Posted by Hesdeadjim [View Original Post]

Saw her when she was working off olive road. Pics were definitely her, had a killer figure massage was minimally drapped and she was in the tightest shorty shorts you can imagine. They never came off so I cannot confirm or deny anything, only that there was no bulge. I do not remember if there was an HE option only that I did not get one. Found a couple of her ads for massage in TS forums / websites (using standard google searching methods). Don't seem to be there right now. Massage was decent, she seemed a bit didstant though.

I saw "her" once and it was almost 10 years ago. At that time she had an apartment off of Olive (referenced in the post above), just west of 270. Cost me $100 for an hour, and yes, for me there was a happy ending. She is totally passable. The only reason I know she's transgendered is because shortly after I saw her I ran across an ad she placed on an on line dating site and she listed herself as transgendered. Whether that meant she had the operation or not, I don't know. I did not get a male vibe from her and again, the only thing that tipped me off was a chance viewing of an ad she placed.

Shortly, after I saw her she moved to California. I guess that didn't work out for her and she returned to St. Louis.

Rubs Are Fun.

**Spoolie70** · 03-10-15 01:53

Hey guys.

I went to Kimjoe's two different times and had two different experiences.

The first time I went and saw this young black female. She was approximately 25-30 years old, medium build, see cup breasts, average looking, and had some decent massage skills. Massage was undraped and there was no hint of happy vibes or any accidental touching. She was not talkative at all, and that was that.

My second experience I got a different black female who was a little better looking, see cup breasts, long brownish / black hair, good massage skills and yet again no happy vibes. I only booked for 30 mins but at the end of the massage I asked if I could extend it another 30 minutes. She replied no because she had another appointment but would send someone else in. The someone else was Jo. She is an older Asian female approximately 45-55 years old, no breasts or booty to speak of and slightly below average in looks. She comes in and IMMEDIATELY starts playing with Mr. Happy, rubbing all over him. I was thinking "Ok, here we go"! Sadly still no happy ending but she plays with your member quite a bit and her massage skills are good. I wanted to ask her "why do you do EVERYTHING but the happy ending"? It was kinda confusing to me. Oh well, maybe YMMV? Who knows? Good massage for a total of $65.00 for an hour with a ten dollar tip.

Hope this helps.

Spoolie.

**Spoolie70** · 03-10-15 01:43

Good morning gentlemen.

Not much to offer that hasn't previously been mentioned. I have seen Lillia with YGND a few times and she is in my top three providers (1. Bee 2. Lillia. 3. Kim-Sensuous Touch). She is about 5'2 140 lbs see cup man made breasts, and a nice little booty on her frame. She is a brunette and very attractive. She is always dressed in a lace panty / bra outfit with heels when I see her and I will go on the record and say that I don't think any of you guys who frequent this board will not like what you see when she opens the door. I saw her previously in the CWE but she has a new location in University City. Her location is clean, safe, and in a quiet area. Her massage skills have improved from a light touch with a tad of massage skills, to a above average massage that is DEFINITELY very sensual. If you haven't seen her she is worth a visit. One of the few providers I wish there was more available. Due to her popularity she can be hard to book and I will add this: I think your experience with her will be better if you don't come off as a creep. Don't get me wrong, you will leave happy whether you do or not, but if she thinks you're cool the massage is better than it is for joe blow. I say this based on my experience with her and some of our conversations.

Be safe guys.

Spoolie.

**Member #4721** · 03-10-15 01:21

Checked out Vicky in O'Fallon for the first time, based on positive reviews. I'm a younger guy, so maybe she warms up more to older guys, but the whole thing was just kind of awkward and rehearsed. Did get a BBBJ for a short time, everything else was a lot of cheap theatrics. One hour massage lasted about 40 minutes. Also will not do prostate, which is pretty much a must for me at that base rate. Not worth it, unless you're really desperate on the north side.

I have a tip on another north county gal, older, but much cheaper and better than Vicky. Rarely advertises. Will trade for solid info on a decent prostate massage, especially north.

**Tjtjtjtj** · 03-09-15 00:07

Originally Posted by ChiBears [View Original Post]

I went to Hua to check out the environment and it didn't appear to have any private rooms or anything. The girl I spoke with directed me to the room for a massage but the curtain did not even cover the door. I was a little worried about that. She didn't speak English very well but she was decent looking. I didn't get a massage that time but I would go back if there were private rooms.

I aslo tried the 30 min. Tried to be friendly but she would have none of that, said police have been in here because of the internet. Said manager is keeping an eye on all customers for no funny business. Oh welll had a special going on so $30 for a so so massage. Lesson learned, stick to my regulars.