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**TeamCommando** · 03-01-15 17:21

1 Good. Me.

2 Bad. Poohbear2 and BillySea.

Seems like I hit it on the right day at the right time. I had considered a repeat visit but now I'm thinking that my encounter was a fluke after these other 2 reports. Hey, it happens. I can only report my own experience (which was 180 degrees different) just like everyone else. As the instructions on those Do It Yourself boxes say, "results may vary" when you put all the ingredients together.

**BillySea** · 03-01-15 16:32

Oh I forgot, one reviewer said she doesn't own a clock, quote unquote. Not sure what happened, but when I walked in the smoke filled room, she set the timer on her phone as soon as I said hi. 10 minutes to go and 5 minutes to go both got verbal notices as she watched the clock, literally.

**TTY954** · 03-01-15 16:31

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ation/14999058

I posted this in Tampa because she is so close to the Bridge it is the same as being in town.

I met her at her CL incall. Very sweet lady, been around the block about a dozen times. She has lost weight but putting it back on. The almost nude photo is the closest to how she is now, the others are what she wants to get back to.

I was in a hurry and I arrived early, but we quickly got down to business after I gave her some time to freshen up and then get undressed. We chatted a lot, but not overly chatty annoying, just a lot of ice breakers. My cold hands didn't freak her out. Good kisser, very nice BBBJ!

I was only there about 45 minutes, she is definitely not a clock watcher, we even watched some NASCAR for a while after the deed, just to hang out. Super nice lady.

The place was a bit messy, but she has a ton of stuff and just changed rooms (plus I wasn't there to critique). Fresh sheets and soap were a nice touch. I'd repeat in a pinch and I tipped her for rushing her and for her being so nice. She smokes but you don't smell it at all.

80 hh rate is very fair for what you get. I've paid more for worse that is for sure.

**BillySea** · 03-01-15 15:47

Ok so Vanessa kept our fourth appointment. She was only 10 minutes late for that.

She is the girl in the pictures, with an additional 15 to 20 pounds of flab. All around her waist.

She was smoking a cigarette when I had walked in. She had just let it even though we had just gotten off the phone place was very smoky. As for the donation up front and put it away. I do not think she has management so I was okay with that. She is over priced at 130 for a half. Everything is strictly covered. Not sure how the other guy called that girl friend experience.

It started with a HJ, covered up I got on top. Now a few positives.

She pulled her legs back and kind of squeeze me with them which felt great. Just the right amount of sound. Oh I forgot she did allow dining at the why. And really enjoyed it. I had my fingers up there and could feel her squeezing away when she came.

She has a tight little kitty.

I would give her a four on a scale of 10 overall, due to having to make four appointments from four different phone lines to get her to keep just one. Yes I was a persistent little bugger. She did not allow kissing. Looks wise, I would give her a six or seven. Probably a 6 due to the fat.

So I would rate her way below average for reliability and slightly below average for overall experience and slightly above average for visual appearance.

For the guys would help me out recently, thanks very much. I have no numbers to trade whatsoever, all that I had are no good anymore. I hope I can make it up by just giving good reports for what I do see.

**Member #5272** · 03-01-15 15:25

Originally Posted by PalmGren [View Original Post]

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...etite/14934503

Against my better judgement saw this provider even though I could not find anything on her and some of her pictures arent her. Glad I did as she is cute as hell. Pictures in pink bikini are her and her face is girl next door. May not be the kinkiest provider but provides great service.

Seems TGTBT. First post she's cute for sure.

**BillySea** · 03-01-15 14:21

Okay I made three appointments with Vanessa in Brandon.

We texted on 2 5 or 6 times, and on the third one we talked 3 times and texted 5 times.

I have multiple burner numbers, and often do this for an unknown girl. We had 3 appointments set up, two at the same time and one 15 minutes later. So she has no problem double or triple booking.

Once I got here for the first appointment, she said she wasn't here yet and would be here in 5 minutes. 15 minutes later I text and ask what's up, she says I'm sorry, and that was the last I heard from her.

The second appointment she said she would be 20 minutes late for. It is at the same time as a third appointment now. Something doesn't smell right. Especially with the other 2 reviews one saying amazing, and the other one saying totally sucks.

She had no idea of course all of these appointments were done by the same guy, and she so far has failed on all three. She is no longer returning my texts, or phone calls. She sounded terrible on the phone.

**BillySea** · 03-01-15 13:18

I'm on my way to see her right now. I will report back to break this tie of 1 good and one bad report. She sounded stoned, with a slurred voice on the phone.

**BigGreg** · 03-01-15 12:41

Originally Posted by RedGates [View Original Post]

She left Ozona & moved further south, St. Pete I believe. She had an ad in NR, but that site was hacked, so unsure if she's available.

She certainly was impressive, no doubt.

Good luck,

Red.

She was a great lay. She did something very dumb and had a 9 month vacation. She doesn't seem to be advertising. I'm just wondering if she's still willing to see guys she's seen before. She's living out towards Brandon now. I don't want to bother her if she's totally retired.

**Reaper400** · 03-01-15 12:22

Originally Posted by TeamCommando [View Original Post]

I've never met sweet Nicole so I don't know if Kelly lives in the same location. You can get to her place off exit 10, but it's not directly off the exit. You have to make a couple of turns, but its only a couple of miles.

Basically you turn right, right, left off of exit 10. There is a laundramat the corner of the street.

Originally Posted by PalmGren [View Original Post]

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...etite/14934503

Against my better judgement saw this provider even though I could not find anything on her and some of her pictures arent her. Glad I did as she is cute as hell. Pictures in pink bikini are her and her face is girl next door. May not be the kinkiest provider but provides great service.

Yea, not buying this one.

Originally Posted by TeamCommando [View Original Post]

Kelly: She does have a pair of DSL. I just wasn't into it with her so I thought the BBBJ was good, but not memorable. Don't get me wrong, she does have skilz with her mouth so I may have underrated her in that department. But, now that I know she is an Island Girl, I will give her another go and take that trip.

Vanessa: YMMV. All I can say is that from the time I walked in the door, we were all over each other like a couple of teenagers who'd just knocked down a couple of PBR tall boys in the basement with the lights down low and no parents at home. I enjoyed myself and she did too.

Kelly seems like a good try at least once. The other one? I am not into YMMV girls unless the donation is YMMV which of course..........well.

**TeamCommando** · 03-01-15 10:22

Originally Posted by Reaper400 [View Original Post]

Broken Record / but damn, I can picture her with no ink/habit and and another 20+healty lbs and she would be a total stunner.

Wouldn't be the one off exit 10 where sweet Nicole used to life? Been there many times in the past no problems.

Only ok BBJ? Looks like she has some talented DSL's by the one pic.

Rulz?

I've never met sweet Nicole so I don't know if Kelly lives in the same location. You can get to her place off exit 10, but it's not directly off the exit. You have to make a couple of turns, but its only a couple of miles.

**TeamCommando** · 03-01-15 09:41

Kelly: She does have a pair of DSL. I just wasn't into it with her so I thought the BBBJ was good, but not memorable. Don't get me wrong, she does have skilz with her mouth so I may have underrated her in that department. But, now that I know she is an Island Girl, I will give her another go and take that trip.

Vanessa: YMMV. All I can say is that from the time I walked in the door, we were all over each other like a couple of teenagers who'd just knocked down a couple of PBR tall boys in the basement with the lights down low and no parents at home. I enjoyed myself and she did too.

**Seanboy7** · 03-01-15 09:40

Originally Posted by Dbrwn101 [View Original Post]

Damn, after TeamCommando's nearly opposite review just the day before, was ready to try this one out. I would say I should give it a shot and break the tie, but no BJ at all? WTF?

If 2 guys have completely different reviews, the only answer (unless one of them was fake because they know her) is that she gives services based on how the guy looks. If a young, good looking guy comes in, maybe she'll give BJ while if an older uglier / fatter guy comes in, she might not. I've known girls who will give different services based on the guy so this very well may be the issue.

**LutzNative** · 03-01-15 08:30

She has been posting for some time but I can't find out anything anywhere.

http://tampa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/f...9sr54/14966325

**LadyLizzy** · 03-01-15 05:00

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**Dbrwn101** · 03-01-15 02:46

Originally Posted by Poohbear2 [View Original Post]

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...easer/14939881

Rule 1 - do not waste your time.

Pretty much NOT GFE.

No bbj, no CBJ, no lfk / dfk.

If it weren't for the tattoos probably would not recognize her from her pics.

YMMV but why risk it.

Damn, after TeamCommando's nearly opposite review just the day before, was ready to try this one out. I would say I should give it a shot and break the tie, but no BJ at all? WTF?