Massage Parlor Reports

[FunTrust]

Oddly, no place I've ever gone for $39/ hr has ever given me a buck back from two $20's. .

I always demand my change, let them know who is the boss.

Actually, once place in OC was offering 27 to keep up pretense of a real massage, and the girl / mms / provider started to give me back the change. She actually was happy when I told her to get a coffee with it.

[Willie23]

A whole dollar off? I can't believe it! Think what one can do with all the money you save.

Oddly, no place I've ever gone for $39/ hr has ever given me a buck back from two $20's. .

[Tipisil]

A whole dollar off? I can't believe it! Think what one can do with all the money you save.

You can use it on any of the girls in the pictures. Since they are all clearly the real deal.

[Dennis]

Had to smile at this promotion for the half hour.

"The price is. Good price $40/ hr. $30 / hh.

Now promotion Special price is $29 / hh. ".

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...-7950/45845945

A whole dollar off? I can't believe it! Think what one can do with all the money you save.

[Crzyed]

Had to smile at this promotion for the half hour.

"The price is. Good price $40/ hr. $30 / hh.

Now promotion Special price is $29 / hh. ".

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...-7950/45845945

[Craigslist21]

I'll vouch for the one on Lennox Bl. Ask for Tina or Carla.

What is the usual $$ damage?

[Hobbyness]

Well thanks to the overwhelming replies, ended up dreaming at my old watering hole near the airport. Mid-20's Korean tall soft skin big ass. Half hr 50 house 110 cfs left very happy seniors pm of interested. Not broadcasting this one sorry.

[Hobbyness]

Thought I would try this one since they're open late. Got a flat hand rub down for 1 hr and a shit shower by some fatass latina 6 mo preggo. After massage she stayed in the room entire time while I got dressed "you tip for me?" Fek. $60 for house and $10 bc she asked in a really cute way. Stay far away.

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...-late/11375668

Really hoping for a pm flying out of La tomorrow. Hoping for a dream with a cute young spinner if the stars align right in the sky.

Many thanks. Happy hunting!

[Illini333]

What Latina massage places are recommended?

[The Camel]

I was going to request a recommendation but I decided to be a good noob and post a TR on the recently discussed SLS since it was only 15 minutes from Hotel:

"Ladyboy or female?" wasn't a question I was expecting to be asked in the US. Opted for the female and got, Bira (although I think she may have said another name first). No drape or PJ pants offered. I was face down about 6-8 minutes before she came although it didn't seem busy, didn't bother me, nice relaxing environment. Door was. 4 supposedly for an hour of Thai massage. So when Bira asked how I wanted it, I asked for a half hour of hard leaving her time to take care of the kid. What I got was 10 minuets of what seemed like regular deep tissue massage before the flip. Massage was good, some time spent on the butt and her feet found the right places as she worked on my back. After the flip she started working on my shoulders and arms and Mr Happy rose to attention betraying any chance of getting some more massage. She switched to soft touch she didn't seem opposed to some roaming over the clothes but I wasn't aggressive. She asked for. 6 gave. 5 HE was good, she went slow as I asked.

Cliffs:

Cute, petite, young provider.

9 for 20 minutes is terrible value unless your in a rush.

Another 30 minutes of massage and would have been my best all-time experience.

It is very unusual to get the bum's rush in Thai spots in central L. A. I've been going to many of them for years and have never been shorted on an hour and often get extended time if the girl isn't busy. If another 30 minutes would have made it good for you, don't give up on Thai places in K-Town, Hollywood and other nearby areas in central LA. I can't speak to Thai MPs outside that tight pocket of neighborhoods. Pay for the hour and you can expect the full hour and usually with whatever balance of massage v. Tease / HE you desire, at least after you're known in the place.

Happy to hear you found a petite cute one at SLS. As I posted, I know one veteran provider there very well and she's young (mid-30's) and cute enough, but not extremely young or extremely cute. Fantastic vivacious personality once she's comfortable with you. Great CMT quality massage and she takes great pride in her massage skills. Compliment her on her skill and she'll turn it up to the best massage you've ever had and whatever style you prefer. She also really delivers on the HE side. She knows how we like it. Calls herself Tanya at SLS. Unfortunately she's only there on Tuesdays. She's at Spa the'Beverly on Monday using the name Ana. If you know what's good for you, don't mention any websites since she's an intense personality who feels she's been burned by reviews. But that's a good rule of thumb in any MP.

[Member #5725]

So yesterday I did something I haven't done in years- and I called an escort off BP. She was close to me in Hollywood, so I took a chance and said I could be at SMB and Western in 20 min. 20 minutes later I was there and she never picked up the phone or returned a text again.

I was ready to roll. So I took a chance on a new'ish Latina Massage place on Western. Pretty easy to find on BP.

I grabbed the meter 10 steps from the door and went inside. Mama was old and heavy. The place was pretty dirty. She said $40 for the 1/2 and took me to a pretty crappy room. The smell of Lysol was strong and my brain kept saying "run" but I just kept getting undressed.

I don't get it when there is no chair or anything to put your clothes on. Just a couple hooks on the door. The massege table was flimsy and the room was really cold.

There was a mirror on the wall opposite my head, and a couple of weird pictures of women on massage tables- presumably to make the place appear "legit". I always lay there and have a laugh thinking about women who walk in to these places not knowing what really goes on here.

Anyway- a couple minutes later Lilly walks in. 40'ish Latina. Not amazing looking. She was wearing long yoga pants- but she was pretty quick to get personal with the touching and let me know she was a sure thing. She actually had a decent ass and very athletic thighs- with a sloppy mid section and little titties.

A bit of crappy massage followed. 5 min in she said flip. She touched my cock and then did a Mime act- first she acted out HJ, then BJ then the double fist pull sign for FS- which I accepted. I should of pushed for $80. But she said $100 and I took it.

She was actually a pretty energetic and enthusiastic lay- she gave it to me pretty good. I pounded her hard from behind while I watched her in the mirror and thought how funny it would be if the shitty table just collapsed under us- she just made a face like it was a pretty tough way to make a living- but she was a damn good sport about it.

20 min later I was back in my car.

My only issue with this place is its at most only $10 less than every MP on SMB in weho. Lilly was a feisty fuck- but I'd maybe go back if the whole deal cost me $100. For what I paid I could have had way hotter in a much cleaner nicer spot.

[Jher2614]

I was going to request a recommendation but I decided to be a good noob and post a TR on the recently discussed SLS since it was only 15 minutes from Hotel:

"Ladyboy or female?" wasn't a question I was expecting to be asked in the US. Opted for the female and got, Bira (although I think she may have said another name first). No drape or PJ pants offered. I was face down about 6-8 minutes before she came although it didn't seem busy, didn't bother me, nice relaxing environment. Door was. 4 supposedly for an hour of Thai massage. So when Bira asked how I wanted it, I asked for a half hour of hard leaving her time to take care of the kid. What I got was 10 minuets of what seemed like regular deep tissue massage before the flip. Massage was good, some time spent on the butt and her feet found the right places as she worked on my back. After the flip she started working on my shoulders and arms and Mr Happy rose to attention betraying any chance of getting some more massage. She switched to soft touch she didn't seem opposed to some roaming over the clothes but I wasn't aggressive. She asked for. 6 gave. 5 HE was good, she went slow as I asked.

Cliffs:

Cute, petite, young provider.

9 for 20 minutes is terrible value unless your in a rush.

Another 30 minutes of massage and would have been my best all-time experience.

[Reggae Guy]

It wasn't the traditional road trip but still last week took a drive waaaaaay out to Glendale to try a spot that I heard about and sometimes you just get tired of going to the same old MPs in the LA area. At least I do anyway. I find a parking space at the okay looking strip mall and hit the door. Traditional MP. Looks clean. More importantly smells clean. Out from the back comes a middle aged Asian woman followed by a pretty hot looking one. We all exchange pleasantries, I say the amount of time I want and instantly led to a room in the back. It's super dark inside and music is playing. MMS opens the door and I'm kinda let down as I'm interested in the younger, hot one I saw at the counter. MMS was attractive though for a woman who seemed to be in her early or mid 40's. So I pay her for the time and she walks out of the room and comes back right when I take off the last bit of clothing. No big deal but usually the customer gets enough time to lay flap on the table on stomach. So she comes in and shuts the door and just smiles and asks if I'm ready. So I lay on my back and she just starts rubbing me w / o oil or anything. Tracing my chest, arms, etc then she works her way to my johnson and asks "okay?" I nod my head and think it's about to go down but she tells me the tip needed and I agree. Seconds later she's jerking and stroking with a technique that implied she was an expert. When the burst finally came she left the room and came back with hot towels to clean me off. Then she started the actual massage and rubbed me down until the time was up. I liked that she gave what she knew I wanted first with no BS upsell. Plus the girl was super cool despite the language barrier at times as she spoke broken english. Seniors PM me for the location if interested and don't mind the long drive.

[Adm888]

I had a urge and was closeby so I went to Lily /3rd street. I parked and walked up to a very dark building. The door was closed and I rang the doorbell. No answer then I looked through the screen door and there was a note that said "we are closed. ".

Hopefully they are just on vacation.

[Willie23]

Hello Friends! This is my first post here although I've been rolling solo since we lost RB. Here's a general field report on AMP's from Pico up to West Hollywood. Pico between La Cienega all the way over to Westwood area are all rub and tugs. One has especially young cute girls but you old mongers know that the older ladies usually put more heart into their service. Go up North a tad and you move into full service territory. Almost all the places on SM Blvd in Weho are full service and many have latinas. Of course, I've got my hot little westside secrets but I have to save something for future posts! I'll throw you this bone for now: there is a place that posts on BP on Robertson with multi-ethnic girls and offers FS. No back entrance but not too crowded on the sidewalk entrance. There used to be a pot shop next door. Anyhow, nice little place if you don't want to go all the way to Weho. Just call first to make sure your girl is there.

Thanks for the overview. This is "my" territory and my preference is for the older ladies. Can you tell me where the older ladies are on Pico? I usually go up Westwood for MILFy HEs. PM if you want info, but since you're into the young cuties, I'm pretty much useless in terms of reciprocating.