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[Aaron Colt]

My 18 inches big arms and 7 inches big dick get princess wild. When I talk in to a bar I make princess's head turn. I don't need too much money to score TD, My good looks and dress well that is what princess like.

Old ugly goats spend hundred of thousands $ on princess, all they get is a little kiss on the face when the night is pau.

I sometimes feel sorry for the old goats, and thinking maybe 50 years down the road I would be on the same path they are on now.

My advice to old goats are, instead of lifting the 8 oz bottle, try spend sometimes at the gym lifting the barbells.

Don't try to save money by cutting your own hair, go to a professional salon, get you hair colored or may be a perm if you wishes.

Don't buy your clothing at thrift shops, buy your clothing at Macy or Saks. Any other high end department ok too.

Use month wash, princess no like stink breath.

Take up golfing, princess like the game, a cheap way to spend 4 hours with princess and if you are as good looking as me, you can get freebie for night cap.

Join a gym, princess like big guns, six packs abs, no need too big cock. 6 or 7 inches cock would satisfy princess, too big would hurt them.

You work wayyyy to hard, my man. A little wit, lotta charm and being a gentlemen works every time.

[SoonerGuy]

I no go drinkie drinkie because I always land drunkie drunkie, me eat AMP oyster all day long.

Me eat this oyster today.

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I second that. LOL.

[DickTracy25]

My 18 inches big arms and 7 inches big dick get princess wild. When I talk in to a bar I make princess's head turn. I don't need too much money to score TD, My good looks and dress well that is what princess like.

Old ugly goats spend hundred of thousands $ on princess, all they get is a little kiss on the face when the night is pau.

I sometimes feel sorry for the old goats, and thinking maybe 50 years down the road I would be on the same path they are on now.

My advice to old goats are, instead of lifting the 8 oz bottle, try spend sometimes at the gym lifting the barbells.

Don't try to save money by cutting your own hair, go to a professional salon, get you hair colored or may be a perm if you wishes.

Don't buy your clothing at thrift shops, buy your clothing at Macy or Saks. Any other high end department ok too.

Use month wash, princess no like stink breath.

Take up golfing, princess like the game, a cheap way to spend 4 hours with princess and if you are as good looking as me, you can get freebie for night cap.

Join a gym, princess like big guns, six packs abs, no need too big cock. 6 or 7 inches cock would satisfy princess, too big would hurt them.

[Realdeal808]

Brother A2 you crack me up, but you were doing your job, I think they not going catch but then again maybe a miracle will happen for these two, but I am not counting on it. I have no hope for these two at least it should keep the other 2 treads clear now.

Dear GO,

It may be too late for you but perhaps if you lay off the mood enhancing stuff for awhile you can get some of your mental faculties back. Please don't post anything else until you are off the stuff and can put together a string of coherent sentences. I know it's tough but I'm pulling for you! There's a lot of support groups that can help you thru your road to mental recovery.

[Admin2]

Oh damn that sounds like a good time. Ichi always making friends wherever he is or goes not enemies! LOL. If I ever make it down there I'm going to go on a culo buffet!

Come Hawaii and we can go drinkee drinkee in D5. Get plenty places you can drink and eat well. Do you eat raw fish? Or, you like go AMP and eat oysters?

I no go drinkie drinkie because I always land drunkie drunkie, me eat AMP oyster all day long.

Me eat this oyster today.

[Cosmic Kid]

The last few posts have been WAY too kiss-kiss lovey-dovey hearts and flowers; you too, A2! What are you guys doing subverting the theme of this thread? Let's get back its stated purpose, which just in case you fellows have already forgotten; IS FIGHTING! This ain't the freaking "Love and Kisses" thread, for gosh sakes!

[DickTracy25]

I used to have a sing off with Suji at Spot. I seldom look at the monitor when I sing.

I forget my lyrics sometimes cause her hands rubbing my legs.

How about a Nirvana karaoke sing-off? Mettalica? Guns and Roses? Or is Michael Jackson more your type?

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[Ichigo808]

Meeting a bud for drinkie drinkie is always the second best use of this forum. The best is, well, obvious.

If I ever find myself in Hawaii you have to teach me pidgin. If you come to Argentina I'll teach you how to ask for a blowjob in Spanish. Sounds fair to me.

A2

Oh damn that sounds like a good time. Ichi always making friends wherever he is or goes not enemies! LOL. If I ever make it down there I'm going to go on a culo buffet!

[DickTracy25]

Brother ReaL. I love Karaoke. I used to have a sing off with Suji at Spot. Her hands keep rubbing my legs, sometimes I forget my lyrics. You know on some songs I don't look at the monitor and just sing away.

How about a Nirvana karaoke sing-off? Mettalica? Guns and Roses? Or is Michael Jackson more your type?

[Getting Old]

Generally speaking yes it is pretty douchey to misquote another guys posts. However; in this case, since only one word was changed, the post was recent, and in the spirit of a "I know I am but what are you" kind of schoolboy fight I thought it was funny and in keeping with the ridiculousness of the thread.

Had he quoted you then changed it to something like; "I'm a closet ladyboy that can't wait to get home from my pathetic minimum wage job so I can put my grannies panties on my head, smear peanut butter on my tiny unit and masturbate wildly while reading about how many people I had gotten to respond to my online attacks because that's the only way I can feel relevant."

Well then, that would have been something else and I would certainly have taken action.

A2

Brother A2 you crack me up, but you were doing your job, I think they not going catch but then again maybe a miracle will happen for these two, but I am not counting on it. I have no hope for these two at least it should keep the other 2 treads clear now.

[Captin Crunch]

Meeting a bud for drinkie drinkie is always the second best use of this forum. The best is, well, obvious.

If I ever find myself in Hawaii you have to teach me pidgin. If you come to Argentina I'll teach you how to ask for a blowjob in Spanish. Sounds fair to me.

A2

Come Hawaii and we can go drinkee drinkee in D5. Get plenty places you can drink and eat well. Do you eat raw fish? Or, you like go AMP and eat oysters?

[Captin Crunch]

CC's my bud just an invite to get drinkie drinkie. My bad sounded kind of iffy I know.

Me and Ichi are drinkee buddies when we can find time to go out. The only thing we fight about is where we going to drink. He only mad because I no more time to meet up with him. Maybe I get kbg gf now. LOL!

[Admin2]

CC's my bud just an invite to get drinkie drinkie. My bad sounded kind of iffy I know.

Meeting a bud for drinkie drinkie is always the second best use of this forum. The best is, well, obvious.

If I ever find myself in Hawaii you have to teach me pidgin. If you come to Argentina I'll teach you how to ask for a blowjob in Spanish. Sounds fair to me.

A2

[DickTracy25]

I don't dance, but I love to fuck. You have a girlfriend you want to share?

Sorry, I won't, I'm done with posting in this thread, one last note, I challenge Dicktracy25 and realdeal808 to a dance off. Break dancing, popping, or locking. Bring it on. Does any one have a boombox I could borrow. Losers quits posting forever, LOL.

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[Realdeal808]

Sorry, I won't, I'm done with posting in this thread, one last note, I challenge Dicktracy25 and realdeal808 to a dance off. Break dancing, popping, or locking. Bring it on. Does any one have a boombox I could borrow. Losers quits posting forever, LOL.

How about a Nirvana karaoke sing-off? Mettalica? Guns and Roses? Or is Michael Jackson more your type?