Massage Parlor Reports

[Tynon]

Review 2. This time Magic in Altamonte, occurred late 2014. Drew mt about 35 yo for one hr massage plus tip. Seemed crowded, no ts available, a bit noisy. Massage was average. Dim lights, flip and mt said 'you take care of me?' Then went with a bit of negotiation. Not my style. On table negotiation lying on back. Anyway, a bit of mood ruined, just wanted he and go. A bit of OTC.

I might try magic again, but overall experience below avg.

[ImnoDaniel]

For those who've not been there before.

The staff was friendly and personable, and there were no difficulties with language.

The place was very clean and well set up. It was safe and discreet.

There is no shower, so arrive clean.

My attendant was Delilah, a lovely woman with a warm smile and an attractive, bubbly personality. Her touch was soft and sensuous, and conversation with her enhanced the experience. Some how I was able to complete the entire hour of her sensuosity until a climactic and pleasurable finish.

I arranged for the flat rate hour at the price quoted on USASG, and I have no complaints about the price or the service. Not FS, but very satisfying.

[FlyHigher767]

Went to meet "Lily" (HA). She was an ok lady about 48-50's.

Paid for an hour. Went behind the wall. Place is ok. Better than expected.

Undressed got on table. She does not speak much english. She has "how massage".

I said HARD. She gave light. Not much of a massage really.

Had me flip in 10 minutes.

Wanted more money to take top off and HE.

I offerd money for HE but she is not lovely enough to pay to take her top off.

HE 5 min later and was wrapping things up.

But I paid for an hour and just felt tired of being ripped off.

So I called her on it.

She tried to tell me we had been there an hour.

I said no. And put my finger on clock time when I arrived.

Anyway. I got another 10 minutes or so.

Certain HE but otherwise, can not recommend.

I am with others on this forum that it is time to push back against the horrible service AMPs are trying to get away with.

Fly Safe.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...89450/10753173

[SA2222]

Ha ha -- I saw this and had to laugh. First in full disclosure I do not know this girl and have never seen her. I have seen her ad and thought, pretty pics and great figure this sound TGTBT. So I sent her a text basically saying as much (saying her pics are so pretty and wondering if she was real). She snapped back well my bank account tells me I don't have to give a shit what you think. I suppose that is a fine, "how do you do", and I may well have deserved such a reply. We chatted some more and she basically told me to pound sand. Not the friendliest customer service. My jury is still out as I would like to see her if she is real. If the pics are fake or service sucks then she can be happy in her knowledge that my monger money won't end up in her bank account. Funny Friday. -- Dog.

I contacted her one time and she sent me a text saying "you and your Puerto Rican friends better leave me alone or I'm going to shoot you in the head with my gun" or something like that. I figured she had mixed me up with some prank callers.

[Member #5878]

I was in the mood to get something going tonight so I decided to go to hit up a reliable place. I went to Bamboo and when I went in I saw someone with mamasan. I decided to leave and drive around the parking lot to see if anything was fishy. I saw a black Crown Vic with a sheriff sticker on the back a few stores down. I left and went down to a place on OBT I saw in a 2 story building just past Whisper Lakes. I walked in and was not happy with who came out to greet me. I asked about a hh session and she kept pushing for a hour. I understand it was only 10 coins more but I wanted an HH and only had time for an HH. She said "Okay sit down and get money ready while I prepare room. " That was the last straw and I just walked out while she went to the room. I rolled by Bamboo to see if the car was gone. It was and I thought it was showtime. Walked in, paid door fee and was greeted to a very cute probably 30 something woman. She was tiny. Like barely to my chin and I'm only 5'9". She had a cute body too. I thought it would go south with her putting a full bed sheet on me. I gave the signals and asked for it to be removed and it was honored. She didn't use lotion and had a light touch. Had a good HE and UTC and sadly I woke up. Said he name was Cece but pronounced it like cease. I would see her again for damn sure. Total damage was $.

[Member #4697]

Definitely NOT LUXSA. I think you will have to find an independent for that.

That's not necessarily true regarding Luxsa.

[LawDog17]

So had an awful hamstring problem that really needed fixing so I called Lucia the sports medicine massage girl on highway 50, she used to be down off Sandlake, was on 50 near fashion square mall for a while before that. Signed up for her hour which is only 50 minutes (clearly advertised that way but good for you to know) for the $70. I had seen her several times before and never had a hint of extras even the first go round when she placed a face cloth on my member and he was standing at attention the whole time. I was so proud. I had tried all my moves of which none wroked, so since then I have given up and just let her do her thing. She gives one of the best massages in town. If you have never had your stomach massaged or if you have a bad muscle pull, you have to go see her once in your life. She was actually dressed kind of sexy, yoga pants and a cute top. She is Latin and has a pretty face and nice round booty. More girl next door spanish than Sofia Vegara spanish. She name drops her pro athelete clients like crazy. As much as my mind wondered about how great her very talented hands would feel on my love muscle, as usual nothing happened and I left feeling so much better but not so happy.

So in order to make the best of the situation, had a dream over at the Cherry Blossom. Not going to go into too many details but I will say run, don't walk over there. Anyone who was around for the old Ocean days will know what I mean. This won't last long. The place is super busy, revolving door of customers, I had to wait 15 minutes. Saw some super sweet AMP girls, met a few. Had a nice time with Lady Gaga (have no idea what her real name was) she had a great tatoo on her chest. Sweet bolt ons and perfect ass and better attitude. Nice Table Shower. Left extremely happy. Half hour was $50. SM can pm for details. Left happy, would return everyday if I could and will be really sad if it closes. Enjoy, YMMV, and I highly recommend we limit the reviews as much as possible. -- Dog.

[LawDog17]

Not that any of you mongers noticed, but I've been away from the board for a minute although I've periodically checked my inbox. Not even a, "hey WS we miss you, come back soon". Guess you horny bastages have had better things to do like chasing tail. Anyway, I've been entertained by what I've been reading. I'll be posting a couple of reviews soon. Thanks for the anticipated warm welcome back fuckers.

Hey where have you been? We missed you! Can't wait to read what you have for us!! -- Dog.

[Aldrich317]

From Massachusetts, on 2-week vacation in Orlando, recently made first visit to Luxsa after reading the positive reviews. Asked to meet with Avalon, but was her day off. Chose Daisy and I must say, it was a great choice. She is a solid 8-10 across the board. Beautiful and personable. Knockout body and very talented. Smart and friendly and GFE. Wow. Will definitely repeat on my next trip. However, on this trip hope to visit with a couple of the other gems. Avalon, Skylar, Lily. Etc.

[Tynon]

First post. Here goes.

Lived overseas previously so I'm used to a bit more youth. Say 20-30 year olds. I've visited a few AMPs in Altamonte and will report soon.

Tokyo. Impressed with the ts and massage. Very good massage. Mt was about 40 ish. On flip there was no negotiation which was nice, as she figured I would tip and wasn't LEO. Utc allowed during he. One hr and tip. All in all, typical for what I've experienced so far. Likely will repeat.

[BoredFlGuy]

Serenity has a sign on the door and is closed. Didn't get out of the car to investigate further.

Aww man, hopefully its just because they will be fixing the damage, if they haven't done so already.

[Whiskeysours]

Not that any of you mongers noticed, but I've been away from the board for a minute although I've periodically checked my inbox. Not even a, "hey WS we miss you, come back soon". Guess you horny bastages have had better things to do like chasing tail. Anyway, I've been entertained by what I've been reading. I'll be posting a couple of reviews soon. Thanks for the anticipated warm welcome back fuckers.

[Whiskeysours]

I notice the provider immediately canceled the ad you linked in your negative review. That must be her defense against bad reviews, rather than actually fixing the problem. We need to post the new link as soon as someone sees her resurface.

Butch.

Agree with Smokedmeat's review. Here's the link: http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/11298072.

[FlSurfer123]

Serenity has a sign on the door and is closed. Didn't get out of the car to investigate further.

[ButchKid]

TOFTT a couple of days ago on this ad. http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4889834388.html.

Don't waste time or money. Dirty house, table in middle of the living room, bathroom was nasty too. Decent massage with absolutely NO hint of anything, didn't even come close to a glaze of the boys. . Nice girl but no connection at all.

I notice the provider immediately canceled the ad you linked in your negative review. That must be her defense against bad reviews, rather than actually fixing the problem. We need to post the new link as soon as someone sees her resurface.

Butch.