Massage Parlor Reports

**SA2222** · 02-20-15 00:32

Originally Posted by LawDog17 [View Original Post]

Ha ha -- I saw this and had to laugh. First in full disclosure I do not know this girl and have never seen her. I have seen her ad and thought, pretty pics and great figure this sound TGTBT. So I sent her a text basically saying as much (saying her pics are so pretty and wondering if she was real). She snapped back well my bank account tells me I don't have to give a shit what you think. I suppose that is a fine, "how do you do", and I may well have deserved such a reply. We chatted some more and she basically told me to pound sand. Not the friendliest customer service. My jury is still out as I would like to see her if she is real. If the pics are fake or service sucks then she can be happy in her knowledge that my monger money won't end up in her bank account. Funny Friday. -- Dog.

I contacted her one time and she sent me a text saying "you and your Puerto Rican friends better leave me alone or I'm going to shoot you in the head with my gun" or something like that. I figured she had mixed me up with some prank callers.

**Member #5878** · 02-19-15 21:57

I was in the mood to get something going tonight so I decided to go to hit up a reliable place. I went to Bamboo and when I went in I saw someone with mamasan. I decided to leave and drive around the parking lot to see if anything was fishy. I saw a black Crown Vic with a sheriff sticker on the back a few stores down. I left and went down to a place on OBT I saw in a 2 story building just past Whisper Lakes. I walked in and was not happy with who came out to greet me. I asked about a hh session and she kept pushing for a hour. I understand it was only 10 coins more but I wanted an HH and only had time for an HH. She said "Okay sit down and get money ready while I prepare room. " That was the last straw and I just walked out while she went to the room. I rolled by Bamboo to see if the car was gone. It was and I thought it was showtime. Walked in, paid door fee and was greeted to a very cute probably 30 something woman. She was tiny. Like barely to my chin and I'm only 5'9". She had a cute body too. I thought it would go south with her putting a full bed sheet on me. I gave the signals and asked for it to be removed and it was honored. She didn't use lotion and had a light touch. Had a good HE and UTC and sadly I woke up. Said he name was Cece but pronounced it like cease. I would see her again for damn sure. Total damage was $.

**Member #4697** · 02-19-15 21:32

Originally Posted by Ukieman [View Original Post]

Definitely NOT LUXSA. I think you will have to find an independent for that.

That's not necessarily true regarding Luxsa.

**LawDog17** · 02-19-15 12:08

So had an awful hamstring problem that really needed fixing so I called Lucia the sports medicine massage girl on highway 50, she used to be down off Sandlake, was on 50 near fashion square mall for a while before that. Signed up for her hour which is only 50 minutes (clearly advertised that way but good for you to know) for the $70. I had seen her several times before and never had a hint of extras even the first go round when she placed a face cloth on my member and he was standing at attention the whole time. I was so proud. I had tried all my moves of which none wroked, so since then I have given up and just let her do her thing. She gives one of the best massages in town. If you have never had your stomach massaged or if you have a bad muscle pull, you have to go see her once in your life. She was actually dressed kind of sexy, yoga pants and a cute top. She is Latin and has a pretty face and nice round booty. More girl next door spanish than Sofia Vegara spanish. She name drops her pro athelete clients like crazy. As much as my mind wondered about how great her very talented hands would feel on my love muscle, as usual nothing happened and I left feeling so much better but not so happy.

So in order to make the best of the situation, had a dream over at the Cherry Blossom. Not going to go into too many details but I will say run, don't walk over there. Anyone who was around for the old Ocean days will know what I mean. This won't last long. The place is super busy, revolving door of customers, I had to wait 15 minutes. Saw some super sweet AMP girls, met a few. Had a nice time with Lady Gaga (have no idea what her real name was) she had a great tatoo on her chest. Sweet bolt ons and perfect ass and better attitude. Nice Table Shower. Left extremely happy. Half hour was $50. SM can pm for details. Left happy, would return everyday if I could and will be really sad if it closes. Enjoy, YMMV, and I highly recommend we limit the reviews as much as possible. -- Dog.

**LawDog17** · 02-19-15 11:49

Originally Posted by Whiskeysours [View Original Post]

Not that any of you mongers noticed, but I've been away from the board for a minute although I've periodically checked my inbox. Not even a, "hey WS we miss you, come back soon". Guess you horny bastages have had better things to do like chasing tail. Anyway, I've been entertained by what I've been reading. I'll be posting a couple of reviews soon. Thanks for the anticipated warm welcome back fuckers.

Hey where have you been? We missed you! Can't wait to read what you have for us!! -- Dog.

**Aldrich317** · 02-19-15 09:02

From Massachusetts, on 2-week vacation in Orlando, recently made first visit to Luxsa after reading the positive reviews. Asked to meet with Avalon, but was her day off. Chose Daisy and I must say, it was a great choice. She is a solid 8-10 across the board. Beautiful and personable. Knockout body and very talented. Smart and friendly and GFE. Wow. Will definitely repeat on my next trip. However, on this trip hope to visit with a couple of the other gems. Avalon, Skylar, Lily. Etc.

**Tynon** · 02-18-15 19:41

First post. Here goes.

Lived overseas previously so I'm used to a bit more youth. Say 20-30 year olds. I've visited a few AMPs in Altamonte and will report soon.

Tokyo. Impressed with the ts and massage. Very good massage. Mt was about 40 ish. On flip there was no negotiation which was nice, as she figured I would tip and wasn't LEO. Utc allowed during he. One hr and tip. All in all, typical for what I've experienced so far. Likely will repeat.

**BoredFlGuy** · 02-18-15 19:19

Originally Posted by FlSurfer123 [View Original Post]

Serenity has a sign on the door and is closed. Didn't get out of the car to investigate further.

Aww man, hopefully its just because they will be fixing the damage, if they haven't done so already.

**Whiskeysours** · 02-18-15 16:14

Not that any of you mongers noticed, but I've been away from the board for a minute although I've periodically checked my inbox. Not even a, "hey WS we miss you, come back soon". Guess you horny bastages have had better things to do like chasing tail. Anyway, I've been entertained by what I've been reading. I'll be posting a couple of reviews soon. Thanks for the anticipated warm welcome back fuckers.

**Whiskeysours** · 02-18-15 16:02

Originally Posted by ButchKid [View Original Post]

I notice the provider immediately canceled the ad you linked in your negative review. That must be her defense against bad reviews, rather than actually fixing the problem. We need to post the new link as soon as someone sees her resurface.

Butch.

Agree with Smokedmeat's review. Here's the link: http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/11298072.

**FlSurfer123** · 02-18-15 13:06

Serenity has a sign on the door and is closed. Didn't get out of the car to investigate further.

**ButchKid** · 02-18-15 11:27

Originally Posted by Smokedmeat [View Original Post]

TOFTT a couple of days ago on this ad. http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4889834388.html.

Don't waste time or money. Dirty house, table in middle of the living room, bathroom was nasty too. Decent massage with absolutely NO hint of anything, didn't even come close to a glaze of the boys. . Nice girl but no connection at all.

I notice the provider immediately canceled the ad you linked in your negative review. That must be her defense against bad reviews, rather than actually fixing the problem. We need to post the new link as soon as someone sees her resurface.

Butch.

**BTate212** · 02-18-15 10:44

I had a dream I went to visit a gal by the name of Valerie. She post that she does 4 hand massages with another girl named Monica but she was out of town. I went to her condo in metrowest for hh massage. She opened the door with little night gown. I layed down on the massage table and she gave me an ok massage. She is super friendly. Flipped over and she took off everything and started working on the guy. I ask for BBBJ and she did. She did an ok job. Finished and got ready. Left a total of 60 coins for her. Will probly repeat since menu is wide open. But then it turned out to be a dream.

http://daytona.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-of-1/11466528

**Ukieman** · 02-18-15 10:08

Definitely NOT LUXSA. I think you will have to find an independent for that.

Originally Posted by TellMeWhy [View Original Post]

Was wondering if anyone would share any intel on any of the massage places that girls offer BBBJCIM. I have never visited one because it seems that most offer just happy ending which doesn't do it for me. Please pm me with some details. Any luxsa girls? I have some intel to trade on a website where I have been cleaning up with non pros for same investment as best GFE. Landed 5 college girls in 3 weeks just looking for some extra cash. Thanks for any help.