Escort Reports

[HobbyGuyJax]

Can we please stop the bs and drama and get back to adult companionship? Everything else is a waste of bandwidth and effort. I will personally publically flog my offending member and provide pix for anyone who can't attend in person. See'Mon. Man!! Are we really here to berate and offend other hobbyists and providers? Ni. It's out opinion and observations. You may not agree and that's ok. YMMV. Press on to mission completion.

[CLS500]

Finally got to meet or famous Jade at the beach. Very upscale area, sexy lady. As others already reviewed, will definitely see her again. She's our former Agatha with no language barrier. Be nice with her guys.

[Prius Boy]

Google the term. Most translations say it means prostitute. I for one would never call myself or anybody else a Fille de joie.

Une "poule de nuit" is more common, chicken of the night.

[Spare Ribs]

Context please.

But I think this is reference to this forums je ne sais quoi (intangible quality that makes something attractive). Admin2 was kind enough to share the rules and proper use of foreign language.

Instructive, thank you.

A2

[CLS500]

Google the term. Most translations say it means prostitute. I for one would never call myself or anybody else a Fille de joie.

In French meaning lady of the night.

[RegularMem1]

I saw Jade very recently and had a great time. She's one of the best around and I plan on seeing her often; good looking, articulate, and I have no complaints at all.

Google the term. Most translations say it means prostitute. I for one would never call myself or anybody else a Fille de joie.

I did try to get an appointment with Alix Hart but she never answered my phone message or email request.

[Sicily]

Google the term. Most translations say it means prostitute. I for one would never call myself or anybody else a Fille de joie.

Context please.

[Sparkish]

I saw Alix a couple of times, oh, I guess it's been two, three, years ago. She was the total professional and very nice looking as well. For some reason we just didn't click, can't tell you why exactly but the second time I saw her I wasn't able to finish. Nothing she did mind you, she tried very hard to make it happen and I have no complaints what's so ever with her performance. It's a funny thing with these women sometimes. I've been with providers that while they looked perfect and I was sure would become a favorite of mine and then ehhh, not so much. Then there are others for reasons I can't explain that while they look good are probably not my ideal and yet they can get me over the edge with no problem at all. Megan is one example of this, she's not my type really, I actually liked her look when she was really, really skinny, oh, by the way she's getting thinner again and I like it a lot. Anyway, she has always been able to get me off no matter what her look at the time. It's just weird and all a part of this strange hobby we indulge in. JD.

Yeah, I totally get that. There have been a few very well-reviewed ladies on here who I just didn't feel it with. I never mention it because I don't want anyone to think there's something wrong with them when I know perfectly well it's just a missed connection. That's not anybody's fault.

[HobbyGuyJax]

Google the term. Most translations say it means prostitute. I for one would never call myself or anybody else a Fille de joie.

[JaxDog]

Alix Hart, who no longer frequents these boards and has been away for a while, has returned to Jax full time. She was the subject of some debate here before, mostly over some high-for-the-market pricing. But I said then, and I maintain how, having just come from a meeting with her, that she is one of the best in the area in looks, GFE and in every other way that matters. Since the menu is well-trodden ground, I am just going to focus here on the inevitable "why would you pay that?" Let me count the reasons:

1) Dependable. If she makes the date, she keeps the date. Not for me the much loathed sitting in a parking lot, staring anxiously at a phone, waiting for the text that never comes.

2) Familiarity. Every time after the first time is like seeing an old friend. She remembers what you talked about, what you like, where to go and all this makes for a more organic, comfortable experience.

3) Hygiene. No need to hesitate, there are no rotten spots on this peach.

4) Discretion. Do I really need to explain this one? The number of girls here, as evidenced by the reports, just don't get it. Alix does.

5) Unrushed. I don't really mind when other girls rush me out the door. Hell, I usually can't get out of there fast enough. With Alix, parting is a sweet sorrow indeed.

www.alixhart.com

Try not to fall in love, guys.

I saw Alix a couple of times, oh, I guess it's been two, three, years ago. She was the total professional and very nice looking as well. For some reason we just didn't click, can't tell you why exactly but the second time I saw her I wasn't able to finish. Nothing she did mind you, she tried very hard to make it happen and I have no complaints what's so ever with her performance. It's a funny thing with these women sometimes. I've been with providers that while they looked perfect and I was sure would become a favorite of mine and then ehhh, not so much. Then there are others for reasons I can't explain that while they look good are probably not my ideal and yet they can get me over the edge with no problem at all. Megan is one example of this, she's not my type really, I actually liked her look when she was really, really skinny, oh, by the way she's getting thinner again and I like it a lot. Anyway, she has always been able to get me off no matter what her look at the time. It's just weird and all a part of this strange hobby we indulge in. JD.

[Vette67]

Alix Hart, who no longer frequents these boards and has been away for a while, has returned to Jax full time. She was the subject of some debate here before, mostly over some high-for-the-market pricing. But I said then, and I maintain how, having just come from a meeting with her, that she is one of the best in the area in looks, GFE and in every other way that matters. Since the menu is well-trodden ground, I am just going to focus here on the inevitable "why would you pay that?" Let me count the reasons:

1) Dependable. If she makes the date, she keeps the date. Not for me the much loathed sitting in a parking lot, staring anxiously at a phone, waiting for the text that never comes.

2) Familiarity. Every time after the first time is like seeing an old friend. She remembers what you talked about, what you like, where to go and all this makes for a more organic, comfortable experience.

3) Hygiene. No need to hesitate, there are no rotten spots on this peach.

4) Discretion. Do I really need to explain this one? The number of girls here, as evidenced by the reports, just don't get it. Alix does.

5) Unrushed. I don't really mind when other girls rush me out the door. Hell, I usually can't get out of there fast enough. With Alix, parting is a sweet sorrow indeed.

www.alixhart.com

Try not to fall in love, guys.

Only saw her one time, but it was memorable. May have to get re-acquainted!

[Sparkish]

Alix Hart, who no longer frequents these boards and has been away for a while, has returned to Jax full time. She was the subject of some debate here before, mostly over some high-for-the-market pricing. But I said then, and I maintain how, having just come from a meeting with her, that she is one of the best in the area in looks, GFE and in every other way that matters. Since the menu is well-trodden ground, I am just going to focus here on the inevitable "why would you pay that?" Let me count the reasons:

1) Dependable. If she makes the date, she keeps the date. Not for me the much loathed sitting in a parking lot, staring anxiously at a phone, waiting for the text that never comes.

2) Familiarity. Every time after the first time is like seeing an old friend. She remembers what you talked about, what you like, where to go and all this makes for a more organic, comfortable experience.

3) Hygiene. No need to hesitate, there are no rotten spots on this peach.

4) Discretion. Do I really need to explain this one? The number of girls here, as evidenced by the reports, just don't get it. Alix does.

5) Unrushed. I don't really mind when other girls rush me out the door. Hell, I usually can't get out of there fast enough. With Alix, parting is a sweet sorrow indeed.

www.alixhart.com

Try not to fall in love, guys.

[Sicily]

you are correct to have read it the way you posted. I made a correction, but still confounded that the post came out that way. Funny how a misplace period can fruck up.

Sheet.

it just did it again!!

[Sicily]

When you say she does "Sicily" at half cost, do you mean, perhaps, Crete or Santorini, Mykonos? Or, one of the "Greek" Isles? Hate pointing this out if that's what you meant when you have 1,000 posts and use that as your name. If not, I'll need to learn what doing Sicily or Italian means and my apologies!

And which of the 10 Jade's on BP is this that you write about please? Link? Thanks!

Jade will let you know which jade she is. Yes, Sicily is my of saying anal sex and its moot because she don't advertise, I just used her as a reference to show that even though you're eating lobster all the time, a nice filet mignon is also good.

[Sicily]

All I was doing was clarifying what Sicily wrote, as when I first read it, I took it as (he didn't feel comfortable, there was a smoke smell, and No gnarly crap anywhere.) I read it again and saw that the No went with the smoke smell comment. So it was suppose to read as (Felt Comfortable, No smoke smell, No gnarly crap anywhere).

I didn't say anything about the young lady you are speaking of, not sure why you chose to copy my post into yours.

You are correct to have read it the way you posted. I made a correction, but still confounded that the post came out that way. Funny how a misplace period can fruck up.

Sheet.