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**Quilino** · 02-04-15 09:48

Originally Posted by Ufo407 [View Original Post]

Tell that guy on the phone to slide over a bit and keep it down on the phone and I'll grab a towel off the bathroom floor and move this here ashtray and we'll get down to some business!

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=12008168

Also note the ad specifies "no black men no pimps". Hmmm.

**Ufo407** · 02-04-15 01:47

Originally Posted by BuffGuy111 [View Original Post]

Came across this ad. Check out the second pic with management in the background and that filthy room. I'm sure her phone is ringing off the hook! http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...mtru3/12007916.

BG111.

Tell that guy on the phone to slide over a bit and keep it down on the phone and I'll grab a towel off the bathroom floor and move this here ashtray and we'll get down to some business!

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=12008168

**BuffGuy111** · 02-03-15 23:34

Came across this ad. Check out the second pic with management in the background and that filthy room. I'm sure her phone is ringing off the hook! http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...mtru3/12007916.

BG111.

**Smielyswim** · 02-03-15 23:29

Originally Posted by ChuckWheat [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-t0wn/11655341

I had a dream I was returning from an out of town trip with a splitting headache. After several no-go's I settled on this one. The pictures are accurate for the most part. After a LEO check I placed the envelope on the table which she promptly opened, counted and handed off to an unseen ninja waiting outside the front door. I inspected the room thoroughly and placed the latch on the door after that. The CBJ was so unenthusiastic I almost went soft during my dream. I requested Cg which was denied. I settled on mish which was ok. I transitioned to doggy and finished the dream. HH was. 8 and I would not repeat.

Thanks for letting me know I was getting ready to go see her glad I saw this post before going for this nap.

**SanFordBB** · 02-03-15 14:35

Originally Posted by ChuckWheat [View Original Post]

After several attempts I finally had a dream of Selena (Lee Road). The setup was a combination of text and calls. The incall location was an apartment complex near 441 and Lee road. The incall location was clean but somewhat disorganized but I am something of a neat freak so YMMV. After a brief LEO check we got down to business. Her body is petite with a nice a $$ and small boobs. Everything was covered but the CBJ was enjoyable anyway. We started with CJ which was followed by mish. There was a lot of kissing which she seemed to enjoy. The box was extremely tight and wet. Overall the experience is one I will probably repeat. The bad was the incall location which she shared with two other women was not the nicest part of town (Lake Orlando), but she has since relocated to a better location which I have not seen yet. HH was $ and H is $. 5. The box was very tight!

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...latina/8034368

Been watching that chickie for quite a while, thinking something wasn't right. Got scared off when some monger keep taking out an ad on BP about a cash and dash she allegedly perpetrated on him, so really have not looked seriously at her since then. Seems like it must have been a big misunderstanding as there are several positive reviews of her.

**SanFordBB** · 02-03-15 13:18

Originally Posted by Jetter777 [View Original Post]

Paid a visit to her a few days ago. She's in a decent hotel in Casselberry. Easy to setup appointment. The dream was ok. She seemed to be not into it. It's the second time seeing her, it was the same as the first time. I guess that's how she is. Will not repeat. Tried to upsell BJ, so ended up having a regular dream. Room had a strong order of smoke. She is very friendly though. Can hold a nice conversation.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...s-only/8828240

Guess she has gone downhill some. Saw her about a year ago. Same issue with the room smell so I guess some things never change. Must be new with the up sell thing. She had told me that is what she enjoyed the most. I was rather neutral on the whole experience and haven't had to go that far down on the list to repeat since. Thanks for the info, and I have moved her down a few more notches.

**WilliamMstrs** · 02-03-15 10:49

Trying to schedule with one of our favs has proven difficult thanks to our schedules, and since good ole Bill got his payday (finally), and the bosses are across the pond, time to rock and roll. So I saw Emma's ad on bp, and seen these a few times before, on Daytona area. RTFF and no reviews I could find with links. But she was on the other site, one review. So I thought to try TOFTT, and texted.

Bland texts, yet friendly. Vanilla conversation, and her voice sounded nice, yet businesslike, which I do not mind as I know it is a business.

I-drive setup. Low level trap, LEO on the prowl. Did recon, asked for room#, got it, then saw dudes (2) walk out of adjacent. Not good 'til dudes got on I-drive trolley with cameras, so all good. Walked up. Knocked, and door opens to reveal a lady who is not the one on the pics. She was fully dressed (long sleeve shirt, and jeans), and said nothing. My alarm went off, first because she used fake pics, and I do not support that practice, no matter how hot she is (she was average at best). So I excused myself and left. Two rather salty texts followed from her, and then radio silence.

So, switch and bait, possible cash and dash, slim chance of LEO, avoid at all costs. By the way, the BP ad was out of commission when I checked today and that explains the lack of working links. Digits start 980-254. At least the greenies are still in the wallet.

**ChuckWheat** · 02-03-15 10:11

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-t0wn/11655341

I had a dream I was returning from an out of town trip with a splitting headache. After several no-go's I settled on this one. The pictures are accurate for the most part. After a LEO check I placed the envelope on the table which she promptly opened, counted and handed off to an unseen ninja waiting outside the front door. I inspected the room thoroughly and placed the latch on the door after that. The CBJ was so unenthusiastic I almost went soft during my dream. I requested Cg which was denied. I settled on mish which was ok. I transitioned to doggy and finished the dream. HH was. 8 and I would not repeat.

**DarthNurse** · 02-03-15 00:47

The top photo I have seen be used before all over the place even up north. Would say this is a bait and switch at best. Robbery or Uncle LEO at worst.

Originally Posted by AverageJoe9999 [View Original Post]

Any info on this? Thinking of going tomorrow but not too sure yet.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-call/10530327

**Sgt Soros** · 02-02-15 18:33

Anyone have info to share about Carmen? Thanks!

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-sexy/27256926

**Sexifun** · 02-02-15 18:29

Originally Posted by Sedge2 [View Original Post]

I was setting an appt with Brittany and got all of the questions you did. While I was talking to her I was using Tineye on her photos and told her the pictures were not her, and I decided to politely not schedule an appt based on the fake photos. I then got a barrage of texts telling me how hot she is and I am missing out, then she said she wanted to meet with me just to show me how hot she is. After 10 or so texts she stopped and I never responded. Based on all I've heard, I'm glad I stayed away. There are too many quality providers out there.

I loike big guys. It's like wrestling with a lifesize teddy bear!

**KittyLikker** · 02-02-15 18:25

Originally Posted by FLAdventurer [View Original Post]

You mean to tell me saran wrap doesn't work?

How about aluminum foil?

Some hotels have disposable shower caps.

**Jetter777** · 02-02-15 12:15

Paid a visit to her a few days ago. She's in a decent hotel in Casselberry. Easy to setup appointment. The dream was ok. She seemed to be not into it. It's the second time seeing her, it was the same as the first time. I guess that's how she is. Will not repeat. Tried to upsell BJ, so ended up having a regular dream. Room had a strong order of smoke. She is very friendly though. Can hold a nice conversation.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...s-only/8828240

**Sedge2** · 02-02-15 11:29

I was setting an appt with Brittany and got all of the questions you did. While I was talking to her I was using Tineye on her photos and told her the pictures were not her, and I decided to politely not schedule an appt based on the fake photos. I then got a barrage of texts telling me how hot she is and I am missing out, then she said she wanted to meet with me just to show me how hot she is. After 10 or so texts she stopped and I never responded. Based on all I've heard, I'm glad I stayed away. There are too many quality providers out there.

Originally Posted by SpecialOne8 [View Original Post]

Are you guys ready for this one? I hope you're sitting down because this one is so hilarious, you might fall over and die of laughter if you are not prepared.

Several days ago, I was back in O-town on business. Knowing my day was going to end early, I tried to set something up with my ATF massage lady in Winter Park. BabyLight, Kingforaknight, Vino, Bilbo and others in my circle of friends here on USA know who I speak of. As is too often the case these days, she wasn't available so I let my fingertips do the walking through BP.

The one posting I found most appealing was "Brittany" who was advertising in the "massage" section of BP. Naturally, no face shots, but the body of a goddess and sun-kissed, LONG blonde hair to boot! The ad is well-written and leads one to think EVERYTHING is on the menu. Based on what I saw and read, there was no doubt I wanted my day to end in her company. I dialed the number provided and as expected, it went RIGHT to GOOGLEVOICE. No biggie, I get it, she's trying to pre-screen potential clients. (I like that in a woman!) I did not leave a message and within a few short moments there was a text from another phone number stating "I was called from this number, can I help you?" ATTENTION ROOKIES: NEVER leave a VM on a potential provider's VM. IF she's available and IF she's a businesslady, she'll call you back. That is exactly what happened. I responded in-kind and instantly, there was a call on my HO-phone. It was Brittany asking me if I wanted to set an appointment. We began with a little small-talk which included her questioning me about what I do for a living. When she heard that, I passed hurdle #2. But here's where it went bizarre. In addition to a basic description of me, she wanted to know my weight. She wanted to know my height, my age and whether I consider myself overweight. Those who know me well, know I'm anything but "in-shape". I haven't worked out in years, and other than recreational sports over the past several years, live a sedentary lifestyle as a result of what I do for a living. I could almost picture the look on her face right through the phone. "Oh no. There's no way I would place my hands on anyone who doesn't take care of themselves. You need to start exercising my dear! Age is NO excuse for one letting themselves go! ALL my clients are in-shape and very attractive. I'm sorry but I cannot help you. " WHAT did you say? You think the base of that little triangle which lies between your inner-thighs is so special, so unique you will only allow model / athlete material to sample it? Are you kidding me? I told her "I'm not looking for a lifestyle coach, Dr. Phil or seeking to be the next contestant on The Biggest Loser!" and if you choose to be so selective that you will only your services to most-beautiful among us, you may want to do a little airbrushing on your photos before posting them on BP again. Have a nice life my dear and good luck in your chosen profession. " CLICK.

I did manage to find another provider on my way out of town, but unfortunately my business-phone rang on the way to her place and it was something I could not avoid handling immediately. At that point I was forced to cancel and put off the pampering I needed until the next time I'm back in Gotham.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...retty/11660923

**ChuckWheat** · 02-02-15 10:04

After several attempts I finally had a dream of Selena (Lee Road). The setup was a combination of text and calls. The incall location was an apartment complex near 441 and Lee road. The incall location was clean but somewhat disorganized but I am something of a neat freak so YMMV. After a brief LEO check we got down to business. Her body is petite with a nice a $$ and small boobs. Everything was covered but the CBJ was enjoyable anyway. We started with CJ which was followed by mish. There was a lot of kissing which she seemed to enjoy. The box was extremely tight and wet. Overall the experience is one I will probably repeat. The bad was the incall location which she shared with two other women was not the nicest part of town (Lake Orlando), but she has since relocated to a better location which I have not seen yet. HH was $ and H is $. 5. The box was very tight!

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...latina/8034368