Negative Escort Reviews

[RainbowDash3]

Hey guys, you remember that movie from 1998 with Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker? Two cops team up to get back a kidnapped daughter.

'Cause that's exactly what happened LOL.

Last four of phone number is 5967.

Last ad posted on 01-31-15 17:42.

Saw her recently. Anyways I text to ask about rates early in the day. Rates were 80 qv 120 h 200 h, I'm like nevermind don't worry about it.

She suggests 25 off, and then take it from there.

She doesn't have decent reviews, so I'm skeptical.

She texts me back an hour or so later and agrees to my price.

I text her back a few more hours later to accept.

I meet her at her place. Crappy hotel by UCF. Short drive for me, not too bad.

The good: From far away she looks rather young. Like, illegal young. She is a spinner, so there's that. Pierced nips, if you're into that.

She does a LE check (which, I'll never understand be / see they can still book you regardless).

Immediately after that, she says 200. I'm like really? We agreed on the 160 for the hour. If you don't like it, I'll give you a 20 for your time, and move out.

She's like no no, it's fine. Can my girlfriend stay outside while we're in the room?

I'm all sorts of sketched out. She's like nevermind, after I tell her that I'm worried about getting robbed. (in hindsight, I think she wanted to upsell me on a duo, she did ask if I wanted a duo for next time when I was leaving).

She happily accepts donations immediately.

Finally a slightly toothy BBBJ. I'm still kinda sketched out about the situation, and during almost the ENTIRE session, there's someone like scratching at / walking near the door. It was really weird.

I ask her who the heck is that? She tells me that it's her girlfriend, bad back etc (protip: she's a terrible liar) - can't even keep the two lies straight!

I finish the first round and I'm absolutely certain I have another 45. I ask how much time I have left, because that's always a good sign of how fast things will go downhill. She tells me I have 15 minutes left. (PSSSSH OKAY) I give it another go, but she keeps on rushing me + the whole person outside the door.

At this point in time, I'm more concerned about safety than anything. I give up because this is a lost cause in my book.

I notice at this point in time she really just doesn't give a crap. I lower my standards even more and tell her look, if you just give me a review I'll leave right now.

Ashley tells me that she'll do it immediately once I leave. Uh huh. Right.

As I leave, I notice a girl sitting outside on the stairs, and she appears to be mean mugging me while I walk out the door. Ashley leaves the hotel room as I step outside and starts talking with the girl by the stairs.

They get a good look at my car before I leave. The good news is, I'm single and don't really have any wives to worry about, so whatever.

I follow up about the review because I'm nice like that. Second chance this morning. I'm like look, you can rip me off on time, least you can do is leave a review. She says "that's rude, reviews take 24 hrs, etc" Still no review. Whatever.

If anyone is wondering why I give so much of a shit about the reviews, it A) keeps me current and B) sometimes you see random SMs and wonder who the eff those guys are from, you know? They seem like shills.

Anyways. Ash, if you're reading this. Thanks for absolutely setting the new standard for terrible service. I am willing to overlook time and lack of service (s), but sheesh. I know we're probably around the same age but your "pretty girl entitlement" card has only a few more years before it runs out. Especially with the cigs you smoke (that'll age you pretty quickly). I do apologize for not being able to keep it up with someone outside the room's door. I guess I'm not into being the main star of a snuff film, you know?

SMs, if you're reading this. QVs would probably be all that's good, nothing more; only if you hate driving downtown like me.

Other items to note: "oh, I only have one condom" (read: I don't feel like going two rounds or working, period.); she also only buys the stupidly expensive brand of condoms. Girl, you're wasting your money.

Total damage was 160 for the rushed half hour. While it's not great that I got ripped off, it could've been worse.

I highly doubt she'll reply back or even advertise again be / see she actually has to be accountable for her actions (unlike BP, where most people don't really do the research before heading out).

SMs if you have questions, I'll answer any for Ashley23.

[Dtfbigd]

Late in reporting a disappointing dream at her incall. Pictures not her, but a partially tattooed spinner body, and easy on the eye. Meeting outside, asked for $ up front for room, which was declined. Offer to take her to my place, but she wanted to check with sister upstairs first. Sister's room occupied with older family members and sister declined the use. On way down she spots a guy pulling in, whom she evidently knew, and borrowed his room key. Once inside, made sure door was secured before undressing. No kissing or exchange of body fluids. Started with CBJ while I had FIV. Had her mount up CG and after a few glides on the pole, she suddenly stops and looks down. She proceeds to glide again and just as I'm about to bust a nut, she stops again and says she is starting her period, dismounts and points to the top of the cover. I can't discern any evidence, told her lay down and I'll hit it MISH. However, by this time jr was not cooperating. Asked her if sister was available, but said she wasn't in the game. Said she would make it up next time, but that will never happen. Got dressed and leaving thanked the guy for the use of his room. Nice guy, and had all his personal belongings there. Jr was sorely disappointed, but that is what happens sometimes in your dreams.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ctual/11953161

Sounds like managment to me.

[Glen60]

Late in reporting a disappointing dream at her incall. Pictures not her, but a partially tattooed spinner body, and easy on the eye. Meeting outside, asked for $ up front for room, which was declined. Offer to take her to my place, but she wanted to check with sister upstairs first. Sister's room occupied with older family members and sister declined the use. On way down she spots a guy pulling in, whom she evidently knew, and borrowed his room key. Once inside, made sure door was secured before undressing. No kissing or exchange of body fluids. Started with CBJ while I had FIV. Had her mount up CG and after a few glides on the pole, she suddenly stops and looks down. She proceeds to glide again and just as I'm about to bust a nut, she stops again and says she is starting her period, dismounts and points to the top of the cover. I can't discern any evidence, told her lay down and I'll hit it MISH. However, by this time jr was not cooperating. Asked her if sister was available, but said she wasn't in the game. Said she would make it up next time, but that will never happen. Got dressed and leaving thanked the guy for the use of his room. Nice guy, and had all his personal belongings there. Jr was sorely disappointed, but that is what happens sometimes in your dreams.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ctual/11953161

[Flyforfun]

Texted Joy and thought we had something set up. Then she said she had to drop her kid off, what that really meant will forever be a mystery. Stopped answering texts and calls so I had to call the game on account of no show. Winner is me by default, I still have the cash. Actually, I have seen her several times before. Lately she seems to be difficult to pin down. Will try again but this is frustrating.

[Ashley23]

Called Ashley today and set up a 5 pm appt. I drove to other side of town near UCF, make the call no answer. Waited a few minutes called again no answer, called a third time phone went straight to voice mail. I should have known a girl with barely a review would play the backpage game. O well.

Again I wanted to tell you how sorry I was I should had looked you up on here, I'm just now actually learning more about this site! It was just horrible timing with the vehicle we both saw and better safe than sorry! I hope one day I may be of interest for you again. If not I completely understand!

XOXO ASHLEY23!

[Steavt]

First thank you for the report and sorry it happened to you or anyone. Second thanks again, as I saw her about six months ago from my ad on C/ List and we had an ok time and would have seen again until now!

Yea guys I got hit for $. 50.

She texted me looking for help. Said fine. Got there on the dot. Hotel is split and I got to wrong side so I couldn't scope. She texted and I looped around. No cars in the yard. Got in and she asked for tip up front. Agreed since I've chatted with her some time and she looked comfortable. I lock the door and sure enough she says she needs to check in. And unlocks the door. I'm.

Like WTF? Let's get to this. Anyways bf pimp whatever comes "who the fuck is this" I'm like man fuck this shit. I was like I'll brb. I left as I didn't want to get shot or some bull shit so I'm here warning you guys and if anyone google that number will know you may get robbed.

TRP out. Guys be safe, never let the guard down!

4074857597.

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[TRowePrice]

Yea guys I got hit for $. 50.

She texted me looking for help. Said fine. Got there on the dot. Hotel is split and I got to wrong side so I couldn't scope. She texted and I looped around. No cars in the yard. Got in and she asked for tip up front. Agreed since I've chatted with her some time and she looked comfortable. I lock the door and sure enough she says she needs to check in. And unlocks the door. I'm.

Like WTF? Let's get to this. Anyways bf pimp whatever comes "who the fuck is this" I'm like man fuck this shit. I was like I'll brb. I left as I didn't want to get shot or some bull shit so I'm here warning you guys and if anyone google that number will know you may get robbed.

TRP out. Guys be safe, never let the guard down!

4074857597.

[ProMonger1998]

Tried to QV this one yesterday, got all the way to hotel and she stopped communicating. Waste of time and gas, just be upfront and say you don't feel comfortable seeing me and I will happily call the next provider.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ckage/11849211

[KittyLicker69]

Called Ashley today and set up a 5 pm appt. I drove to other side of town near UCF, make the call no answer. Waited a few minutes called again no answer, called a third time phone went straight to voice mail. I should have known a girl with barely a review would play the backpage game. O well.

[Ron Donald]

That's actually the exact same chick and only one of the numbers is current. Regardless, yes. I'd avoid.

Is it just my way of thinking?? Someone correct me if I am off base. There is another link in this gals BP ad. Posted by same user. IMHO if one will cash and dash her friend will more than likey do the same thing?? Just a heads up. CYA.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...night/11905691

Cheers J54.

[Ron Donald]

Wish I had seen this. Caught her today. What a bummer. That rack looks incredible.

Another cash and dash, I feel like I am either unlucky or making some poor life choices.

This on posts on BP as "blonde with a butt", will meet and make an excuse to duck outside and into a hidden car. I scoped the inside of the location, but not the back yard where a boyfriend / handler was hiding. Nearly ran me over peeling out of there.

Link: http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-butt/11948457.

Anyone got a reliable 20-something? I'm seriously getting hit these days.

Cross posted to BP reviews.

[SpecialOne8]

I had a close-encounter with a provider here in Volusia County last week with the EXACT same pics and M. O. On the sales-pitch. The only difference was her name. (Samantha). I would have done the EXACT same routine as yours when it came to handing over the pin. In essence, you saved me all the hassle of being stuck with an extra card in my wallet. Fortunately for me, that's all you would have saved me. One thing for sure, there is no doubt this woman has her scam down to a science and is a pro at it. Also not surprising, she probably has since long moved-on or perhaps was never here (Central Florida) any longer than it took to secure a burner-phone with 386,407 and 904 area-codes. (She used the 904 in her BP posting on the DB boards.) As the saying goes: "If it sounds (or looks) TGTBT, it almost always is!

SO-8.

Ya in real life I bet it's a junkie dude trying to scam money. He had to wake up his junkie GF and have her call you is why the delay. As soon as you texted that number they would have drained it leaving you no way to get the money back or even see where it went. Thanks for pointing this scam out for everyone. I like to ask the TGTBT looking girls to send me a phone pic with her giving the peace sign or the OK sign. Legit ones can do it scams make excuses like oh I don't have a camera phone LOL.

[Jesse54]

Another cash and dash, I feel like I am either unlucky or making some poor life choices.

This on posts on BP as "blonde with a butt", will meet and make an excuse to duck outside and into a hidden car. I scoped the inside of the location, but not the back yard where a boyfriend / handler was hiding. Nearly ran me over peeling out of there.

Link: http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-butt/11948457.

Anyone got a reliable 20-something? I'm seriously getting hit these days.

Cross posted to BP reviews.

Is it just my way of thinking?? Someone correct me if I am off base. There is another link in this gals BP ad. Posted by same user. IMHO if one will cash and dash her friend will more than likey do the same thing?? Just a heads up. CYA.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...night/11905691

Cheers J54.

[Redsox2005]

Another cash and dash, I feel like I am either unlucky or making some poor life choices.

This on posts on BP as "blonde with a butt", will meet and make an excuse to duck outside and into a hidden car. I scoped the inside of the location, but not the back yard where a boyfriend / handler was hiding. Nearly ran me over peeling out of there.

Link: http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-butt/11948457.

Anyone got a reliable 20-something? I'm seriously getting hit these days.

Cross posted to BP reviews.

I would recommend finding someone with "recent" good reviews, from someone with more than 3-5 posts. There are plenty of legit providers out there.

Sox out.

[Misterm407]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...leman/11346839

Gia was recommended to me by a fellow monger here. When I called / texted, I assumed (as anyone would), that I was talking to her. Long story short, I was talking to her roommate. Plain old bait and switch, triple check that it's her before you pay a visit.