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**SpecialOne8** · 01-30-15 08:10

Are you guys ready for this one? I hope you're sitting down because this one is so hilarious, you might fall over and die of laughter if you are not prepared.

Several days ago, I was back in O-town on business. Knowing my day was going to end early, I tried to set something up with my ATF massage lady in Winter Park. BabyLight, Kingforaknight, Vino, Bilbo and others in my circle of friends here on USA know who I speak of. As is too often the case these days, she wasn't available so I let my fingertips do the walking through BP.

The one posting I found most appealing was "Brittany" who was advertising in the "massage" section of BP. Naturally, no face shots, but the body of a goddess and sun-kissed, LONG blonde hair to boot! The ad is well-written and leads one to think EVERYTHING is on the menu. Based on what I saw and read, there was no doubt I wanted my day to end in her company. I dialed the number provided and as expected, it went RIGHT to GOOGLEVOICE. No biggie, I get it, she's trying to pre-screen potential clients. (I like that in a woman!) I did not leave a message and within a few short moments there was a text from another phone number stating "I was called from this number, can I help you?" ATTENTION ROOKIES: NEVER leave a VM on a potential provider's VM. IF she's available and IF she's a businesslady, she'll call you back. That is exactly what happened. I responded in-kind and instantly, there was a call on my HO-phone. It was Brittany asking me if I wanted to set an appointment. We began with a little small-talk which included her questioning me about what I do for a living. When she heard that, I passed hurdle #2. But here's where it went bizarre. In addition to a basic description of me, she wanted to know my weight. She wanted to know my height, my age and whether I consider myself overweight. Those who know me well, know I'm anything but "in-shape". I haven't worked out in years, and other than recreational sports over the past several years, live a sedentary lifestyle as a result of what I do for a living. I could almost picture the look on her face right through the phone. "Oh no. There's no way I would place my hands on anyone who doesn't take care of themselves. You need to start exercising my dear! Age is NO excuse for one letting themselves go! ALL my clients are in-shape and very attractive. I'm sorry but I cannot help you. " WHAT did you say? You think the base of that little triangle which lies between your inner-thighs is so special, so unique you will only allow model / athlete material to sample it? Are you kidding me? I told her "I'm not looking for a lifestyle coach, Dr. Phil or seeking to be the next contestant on The Biggest Loser!" and if you choose to be so selective that you will only your services to most-beautiful among us, you may want to do a little airbrushing on your photos before posting them on BP again. Have a nice life my dear and good luck in your chosen profession. " CLICK.

I did manage to find another provider on my way out of town, but unfortunately my business-phone rang on the way to her place and it was something I could not avoid handling immediately. At that point I was forced to cancel and put off the pampering I needed until the next time I'm back in Gotham.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...retty/11660923

**Mystical0945** · 01-30-15 00:08

Originally Posted by FyrGuy33 [View Original Post]

The old "I don't have any covers" scam. When will everyone learn? Always have at least one on you. It's priceless when you say "Don't worry, I got one". Also just another reason to not pay before the service is rendered.

That is worth her salt is ALWAYS prepared. She should NEVER be without her tools of the trade.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

**Mystical0945** · 01-30-15 00:06

Originally Posted by PharmaGuy [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...thing/11934529

Spot that pimp!!

She sure does have a huge alter ego for a shadow! Just Sayin'.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

**AwsumLuvr8** · 01-29-15 23:57

Originally Posted by PharmaGuy [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...thing/11934529

Spot that pimp!!

LOL Nice eye!

**PharmaGuy** · 01-29-15 22:40

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...thing/11934529

Spot that pimp!!

**FyrGuy33** · 01-29-15 22:37

Originally Posted by Iceman407 [View Original Post]

Guys becarefel with this one she will offer BBFS she's a ripoff I put donation down she started bbj and then when it was time for FS she didn't have any covers http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...cials/10119735.

The old "I don't have any covers" scam. When will everyone learn? Always have at least one on you. It's priceless when you say "Don't worry, I got one". Also just another reason to not pay before the service is rendered.

**PharmaGuy** · 01-29-15 22:25

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...r-you/11940000

Spot the pimp!!

**DarthNurse** · 01-29-15 17:04

Damn sorry man that really sucks. Thanks for toftt. You should of said I don't like leaving my donations for atrocious service. Sounds like she's not long for this line of work.

Originally Posted by Newbie42 [View Original Post]

I've been unactive for a while but here is a recently dream that I have with Ruby. She is the girl on the ad. After calling several girls without any sucess I finally got a hold of Ruby. She agree to meet me for a half hour session. Drove to her place on I-drive, called her and she directed me to her room. Got there and she look just like th picture on her ad but a bid on the BBW side by didn't mind, lay the donation on the table and started to get comfortable. She lay on the bed and started BJ with the glove on. Not the best BJ but didn't mind cause I was ready for some pounding. Told her to ride me, she said no. I don't like to do that. So start with MIS. Then she started closing her legs on me. And said I don't want you to go all the way in. WHAT? I said. I never let anyone go all the way in, that's the way I provided my service. I try pushing myself in all the way but she kept her legs closed real tight on my so didn't get all the way in. Only the tip of my private gets in. At this point I was not in the moved anymore so just do what I can for a while and ask her to turn around for doggie, she said no I don't like that. I like, what?? *****. What do you like? Got discusted and so Igave up on her and got up dress up and left. The dream is over with a very disapointing session. Will not repeat! Damage was $. http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...video/11922974.

Stay safe.

**Newbie42** · 01-29-15 14:01

I've been unactive for a while but here is a recently dream that I have with Ruby. She is the girl on the ad. After calling several girls without any sucess I finally got a hold of Ruby. She agree to meet me for a half hour session. Drove to her place on I-drive, called her and she directed me to her room. Got there and she look just like th picture on her ad but a bid on the BBW side by didn't mind, lay the donation on the table and started to get comfortable. She lay on the bed and started BJ with the glove on. Not the best BJ but didn't mind cause I was ready for some pounding. Told her to ride me, she said no. I don't like to do that. So start with MIS. Then she started closing her legs on me. And said I don't want you to go all the way in. WHAT? I said. I never let anyone go all the way in, that's the way I provided my service. I try pushing myself in all the way but she kept her legs closed real tight on my so didn't get all the way in. Only the tip of my private gets in. At this point I was not in the moved anymore so just do what I can for a while and ask her to turn around for doggie, she said no I don't like that. I like, what?? *****. What do you like? Got discusted and so Igave up on her and got up dress up and left. The dream is over with a very disapointing session. Will not repeat! Damage was $. http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...video/11922974.

Stay safe.

**Iceman407** · 01-29-15 09:44

Guys becarefel with this one she will offer BBFS she's a ripoff I put donation down she started bbj and then when it was time for FS she didn't have any covers http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...cials/10119735.

**GeneralCassius** · 01-28-15 23:38

Originally Posted by Monger654 [View Original Post]

Met up with this 'gem' the other night for her. 6 QV at Super 8 off of OBT. Looks like the pictures. Told me to wait 10 min while she takes a shower, after 10 min I text her and see her walking into the room. Some shower. Go up and get down to business. Starts with a CBJ, told me doesn't do BBBJ for QVs. Only two positions available, mish and doggie. Something about her hips. Started with doggie, then mish, then a knock at the door. Guy yells "SECURITY!" when I'm about to nut, and I'm thinking, here we go. She tries to push me off but I keep at it to finish anyways (wrong?) and get dressed. Guess it wasn't a ruse, it was security and the hotel manager (I've met him a couple times). Go to leave the the guy tells me he's going to call the cops. I just get in my car a leave. I don't know what the deal is but this was a bad date, rushed and then all of that BS at the end. I don't recommend.

(321) XXX-8648.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...638648/8144201

Does the hotel manager not care about that stuff to rat you out or what? Not that I'd want to see you in trouble, but you've met him a couple times?

**Natty Bohner** · 01-28-15 18:57

Gentlemen,

I am in town (Orlando) on business and looking for some company. I am typically in Tampa if I travel to FL for business, so I don't know anyone to call. Senior member please feel free to pm me with suggestions. I am near the airport. I have already reached out to McKaylee, just looking for any other trusted options. I hate meeting near airports.

Thanks guys! I will be sure to return the favor if you're ever in Baltimore / Philly / Boston / DC.

**OrlandoMan420** · 01-28-15 15:55

I saw Jayda Price today, and I must agree with the sentiments of my fellow seniors. My fellow mongers if you like a nice thick ebony GFE, then Jadya is your girl.

Contacted Jayda via text to arrange a QV, and after the standard 2-call (text in my case) system I arrived at her residence in the Winter Park area. She told me to call when I parked and she again verified the apt number when I called her. I was greeted at the door by a tall, thick, ebony with some wonderful assets in a gown. Headed directly to the bedroom where I was advised to get comfortable. Jayda removed the robe to unveil her beautiful body and I began to suck on her pierced DD's. Jayda then proceeded to give me a top notch BBBJ and while she did I FIV her already wet pussy. After a few minutes of that Jayda took my member out of her mouth looked me in the eyes, and told me to "fuck her. " Who am I to not give a lady what she wants, on came the cover, and I pounded away at Jayda from behind, to see her great ass, until I couldn't hold it any longer. After I finished Jayda gave me a CBJ to make sure I was completely empty. Then after that I awoke from my dream feeling great.

Damage for the QV was. 60, again if you like an ebony GFE experience them Jayda is your girl. Seniors pm me if you have any other questions.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...tooth/12018023

**Member #4697** · 01-28-15 14:24

Originally Posted by AlexH [View Original Post]

I saw this girl last week. VERY nice hotel near Idrive. Screening though p411. Easy set up. Met in hotel lobby, good lookin girl, very thin. Very small chested but a nice plump ass. Daty, BBBJ, cims, k9, mish, didt ask or try greek, but I doubt its available. She wasnt letting my fingers wander. $$5/ hour. Based in Tampa, in Orlando once a month.

And explained what happened last time we spoke. Seems like a nice girl and I'll probably try and see her again soon.

**Transamgcs** · 01-28-15 13:55

Saw her a couple of weeks ago at a incall off of OBT and 528 A /482 close to JYP in a quiet, clean extended stay hotel. I used to frequent her alot about three years ago and has always provided good service and I found her to be very attractive and then she disappeared for a while. Started to see her post again a couple of months ago so I decided I would give her shot for old time sakes. Set up was easy through text. Arrived at her incall received room number. When she opened the door I almost didn't recognize her, the years of the street candy has really taken a toll on her looks. She still has a decent body just her face looked a little rough, on top of that she was missing one of her front teeth. She said she got into a car accident and hit her mouth and her tooth poped out. I'm thinking to my self "yeah right". Upon surveying the room I notice several large pairs of different Jordans so possible management, even though she told me that the room isn't hers its her girlfriends she was just using for now till she got her own room. The dream is really nothing to write home about a lack luster BBBJ that lasted for about 2 minutes then covered up and went into mish. After only a few minutes started to smell a little oder down below so I pretty much went ahead and shot one out just to get out of there. Total damage was only $ for h / h. Natalya has always been nice to me its unfortunate that's she's gone down the path of distruction, I will not be repeating.

TA.

Originally Posted by Potsy [View Original Post]

Posted about this girl well over a year ago. She use to stay in a house in Altamonte with another girl and a manager. She at first was awesome. I saw her about ten times. Then I noticed she started acting paranoid. She kept telling me her roommate was stealing credit cards from her clients during her sessions with her. At the same time I saw her blonde roommate and she claimed natalya was stealing credit cards from her clients. They both hit the pipe in front of me one night after a session as I was leaving, that's when I knew enough was enough with her and put and end to seeing her. At that time many mongers started telling stories how they had items stolen from them during there session with her and her roommate. Someone must have reported the place to LEO because the manager, who owns the house, kicked them both out. She was an awesome provider at one point but admitted to me during my last dream with her that she was doing a lot of pharmaceuticals, so open about it that she hit the pipe in front of me. She has gotten so bad that at one point she was working with a 21 year old cute as hell provider named Jay. Three weeks into Jay working with her, she was driving back from an outcall with Natalya, when Natalya asked her if she got anything extra from the client (as in stolen), when Jay told her no, Natalya pulled over and kicked her out of the car in Altamonte. Jay had my number and called me. I drove there, picked her up and drove her to the hotel they were sharing on I Drive. Jay told me all the messed up crap and cons Natalya was running on mongers. Best to stay away from her.