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[Member #5828]

Had a dream today and decided to take the plunge. On this one:

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-real/18011469

I had been looking at this posting for some time. I finally caught her on the phone and she sounded real nice. It was the usual 2 call system. There was no waiting when she gave me the hotel name and then the room number. I was totally surprised when she answered the door. This is the smallest woman that I have ever been with. She is the girl in the picture, but she was so tiny. She is definitely a full grown woman, not underage. I like spinners, but this was too small for me. Oh well. I'm here so I may as well see it through. She was about 4'7" and 85 to 90 lbs. I can tell she was not on drugs, just naturally small. She was very friendly and sweet and undressed right away. She has a female roommate that looks very nice, in fact I wished that I had made the date with her. Her roommate went in the bathroom to shower and never came out or disturbed us. She got right to buisiness with a CBJ which was average, followed with mish and HJ ending. I had to instruct her on the HJ because she got a little frantic and rough with it. Overall it was a good experience. The fact she was so small kind of turned me off. If you are looking for a super small spinner this is the one.

I have already put in a post about this particular dream several months ago. Her face is alright she is very small but not 4'7 more like 4'10.

Glad you had a good time in your dream, I had a totally different experience. She had small mustache Her odor was unbearable I forget what the dream charged me but either way it was not worth it just thought I would put my two "sense" in.

[DonnyInYourArm]

Had a dream today and decided to take the plunge. On this one:

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-real/18011469

I had been looking at this posting for some time. I finally caught her on the phone and she sounded real nice. It was the usual 2 call system. There was no waiting when she gave me the hotel name and then the room number. I was totally surprised when she answered the door. This is the smallest woman that I have ever been with. She is the girl in the picture, but she was so tiny. She is definitely a full grown woman, not underage. I like spinners, but this was too small for me. Oh well. I'm here so I may as well see it through. She was about 4'7" and 85 to 90 lbs. I can tell she was not on drugs, just naturally small. She was very friendly and sweet and undressed right away. She has a female roommate that looks very nice, in fact I wished that I had made the date with her. Her roommate went in the bathroom to shower and never came out or disturbed us. She got right to buisiness with a CBJ which was average, followed with mish and HJ ending. I had to instruct her on the HJ because she got a little frantic and rough with it. Overall it was a good experience. The fact she was so small kind of turned me off. If you are looking for a super small spinner this is the one.

Great report. Thanks! My question is this. The face?! I enlarged the black & white pic of her standing on the table to get a better look at that face. Honestly, it looked like Manny Pacquiao wearing a wig. Just a humble observation. Before I go umpa-lumpa humpin', will I be on Mr. Or Mrs. Frodo? I had a go around with a 4'9 98 lb'er up in flint who had pigtails and a pretty face. (vanessa). Just wondering if there was a nice face to go with this Austin Power dream.

[JRR70]

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...bella/17936071

Has anybody seen her? If so what is she like.

[Mi Fireman]

Nice job, that is too funny. If we could get one monger to do this to them each day for a week they might finally give up. Classic.

I just sent them an email as well. Don't fuck with my fellow mongers.

[The Dough Boy]

Did the phone and image search and didn't come up with anything outside of MI. Same 3 pics in all her ads that came up? 90 hr TGTBT??

She's close to me, just wondering if anyone has checked into this and found anything further or actually met with her?

Thanks - TDB

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...right/18275078

[CoochieLvr]

Had a dream today and decided to take the plunge. On this one:

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-real/18011469

I had been looking at this posting for some time. I finally caught her on the phone and she sounded real nice. It was the usual 2 call system. There was no waiting when she gave me the hotel name and then the room number. I was totally surprised when she answered the door. This is the smallest woman that I have ever been with. She is the girl in the picture, but she was so tiny. She is definitely a full grown woman, not underage. I like spinners, but this was too small for me. Oh well. I'm here so I may as well see it through. She was about 4'7" and 85 to 90 lbs. I can tell she was not on drugs, just naturally small. She was very friendly and sweet and undressed right away. She has a female roommate that looks very nice, in fact I wished that I had made the date with her. Her roommate went in the bathroom to shower and never came out or disturbed us. She got right to buisiness with a CBJ which was average, followed with mish and HJ ending. I had to instruct her on the HJ because she got a little frantic and rough with it. Overall it was a good experience. The fact she was so small kind of turned me off. If you are looking for a super small spinner this is the one.

[Rocket Man]

http://www.**************.com/compan...t-white-female

49 yrs on NR.

Here is the dream of her I had.

She requested 2 refs which I have. She did contacted them. Hr for $$.

Pros: bery very friendly and warm lady. Evrything on the menu. More than happy to head her. Never complain whatever you ask for. Took more than hour and never mentioned anything during or after. Multiple pops are welcome. Unscale safe and fancy apt. Pretty much in shape. Body looked amazing in stocking!

Cons: no cons at all but her face is not what I expected. I'm not saying she's ugly but not turning on face. YMMV tho.

Does "everything" include Greek? I'm in the mood.

[Yeezus]

I've been browsing this site for a while and want to contribute. Unfortunately I haven't had any recent dreams. One of my first dreams was about 2 years ago and was with.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ncall/16845156

She was legit but was a very big BBW. I'd say like 240 lbs.

She disappeared for long time but is back and is using the same pictures now so she probably hasn't changed much.

Being inexperienced at the time, she wasn't very helpful.

FS was on the menu at the time but things got awkward and I left without anything. She wasn't very friendly and I wouldn't repeat.

Hope this helps. Good luck fellas.

[DonnyInYourArm]

This is to both Donny & Street.

She was on my radar but now based on both of your reports I'm now skeptical. She does seem very pretty. The contact I have had with her (with out seeing her) has been very good. No bs pretty straight forward. I have not meet her yet but did plan to very soon. So I guess my question is this. Would either of you see her again? Please explain further. Please feel free to pm me if you would like.

I don't mind puttin' my thoughts out on the board. So, basically she IS hot. Great body, pretty face. But puts no effort for $. 5 of me tryin' ta huff and puff ta' finish one out with the constant. "did ya nut, yet?" "listen, we got to make this quick cause you only have another 6 min for the 1/2 hr", "hey maybe next time you won't feel nervous". Grrrrrrrr, I wanted to say. "shut the fuck up and make daddy feel at home!" Soooo damn mechanical, no passion. Look basically this: Great providers are usually decent lookin'. Decent providers are usually great lookin'. She's great lookin' but not even decent. But, hey. If ya got an extra $. 5 for the covered everything dream that amounts to you rubbin' one off on the drive home or back to work. Go for it. I TOFTT for you brother. Up to you to find out yourself, man!

[ThatGuy100]

Anybody see this girl? Looks hot!

[McLovin1001]

I've been on this site for a while but only really been trolling. I finally took the plunge and figured it was time for me to step out of the shadows and contribute. If any of the senior members have any suggestions about my review, so I can give good ones with just the right amount of info, please feel free to DM me. Thanks and here it goes.

Just had a dream with this one last night. She is such a short spinner, looks a lot better than her pictures, and really gets into it. She is so sweet and makes you feel comfortable. The room was a little dirty but I was to focused on her to care. She is in southwest detroit but it wasn't that bad. She host in a private residence. After we got the initial meet and greet out of the way, we got more comfortable. She started out with a nice vacuum BBBJ (she really does a good job and I sale ar I felt tonsils). Then on went the cover and she got on top for a very enthusiastic Cowgirl. She is so tiny that I wasn't sure if I would be able to fit all the way. But she rode like a champ. I popped in the bag, we cleaned up and laid there for a minute. She asked if I wanted to go again since we had time. Just finished with a nice light massage. Will definitely be back for more of this petite pixie. I recommend paying this one a visit. Enjoy.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...etite/16816779

I've seen her a couple times and had absolutely no problems with her whatsoever! She has never tried to upsell with me. My experiences with her are similar to this report.

[McLovin1001]

Just wondering if any one has seen this lady. Her body looks familiar like she is one of the girls that were providing crappy service awhile back. And before I waste my money I figured I'd ask and see if any of you guys have seen her before you can pm me if you want or post here. Thanks in advance.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/amy/18220594

Check the rip off reports. She ripped a couple of us off last winter.

[SaulDurian]

Awesome. It does make me feel a little better.

I have the one girl's parents' home address. I'm thinking about sending them the ad and letting them know what their little girl has been up to. I'm just trying to decide if I'm that petty.

I'd do it. But I am kind of a dick.

[Bang N Bounce]

This is to both Donny & Street.

She was on my radar but now based on both of your reports I'm now skeptical. She does seem very pretty. The contact I have had with her (with out seeing her) has been very good. No bs pretty straight forward. I have not meet her yet but did plan to very soon. So I guess my question is this. Would either of you see her again? Please explain further. Please feel free to pm me if you would like.

[Misterb899]

Just wondering if any one has seen this lady. Her body looks familiar like she is one of the girls that were providing crappy service awhile back. And before I waste my money I figured I'd ask and see if any of you guys have seen her before you can pm me if you want or post here. Thanks in advance.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/amy/18220594