Massage Parlor Reports

**Flounder1984** · 01-25-15 21:51

Hey guys, long time lurker, first time poster. Saturday I went looking to try one of the AMPs downriver. I hadn't seen any reviews on the place yet so I figured, why not? The place was clean and well lit and I was greeted at the door in under a minute. They have a double door set up to screen or stall people. The curtained are in front looked like a living room type set up and I thought I saw a bunch of kids toys. From what I saw they have at least six rooms set up, but I only saw two girls there working. The table in the room seemed to be a decent home construction rather than a commercial model with bars on the ceiling for back walking.

I never caught the woman's name who did the massage, but she appeared to be early to mid thirties 5'1 at most maybe 100 lbs at most with be's. I went with the hour massage for. 8 because some of the places I've been have done a pretty decent massage along with any extras. This was a mistake. I asked for medium touch and she didn't seem to have an in between setting, it was either no feeling or felt like she was trying some sort of UFC submission maneuver. After the flip she went straight for the handshake and got annoyed that it took longer than two minutes. She offered no extras and either pretended not to understand or didn't understand, even when I pulled out cash. I tipped. 2 on the way out.

Usually I feel great for a couple days after getting a massage, but today I woke up feeling aches and pains in places I didn't have before going. The massage sucked, the he was only ok, and no extras from what I could see, so I will most likely never go back, well at least until the next rotation happens.

**ButterBisquit** · 01-25-15 17:54

Originally Posted by BrennHoffman [View Original Post]

I usually try to check out the new talent at the Southfield apartment AMP so when I say Julie replaced cindy I was all in. I am not sure if I reported on cindy but it was not that enjoyable.

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ie-35/10221421

I walk in and to my surprise the girl looks and talks exactly like YinYan! I saw her a week or two ago, report is somewhere down there. I started talking to her asking about her time in Romulus and she had no idea, so I started to question myself about her being Yinyan but the massage went exactly how it did a few weeks ago and I concluded it was her. For those guys that have seen her you know her english is TERRIBLE!

She does the massage and one thing I think she does best is the tease. Hands rubbing the gooch and ass area and the reach under. I settled for a BBBJ for a 60 tip, she was not happy, she kept asking is this what other girls did for 60.

After we were done she offered more massage, so I said sure how about a face / head massage. Her skills were mediocre but the worst part his her right hand was doing the teasing in my ass and every time her hand would pass my nose I would get a whiff of my own ass! Not pleasant after a day of work!

Hopefully this one sticks around for a while. Judging by Anna's other posts either all the girls changed names or she got a new shipment in of all new ones!

Happy hunting.

Thanks for the report. Can anyone speak to how safe the apartments are in Southfield and Romulus? Sketchy neighborhood etc?

**Maxam1** · 01-25-15 07:11

Originally Posted by HiRoller [View Original Post]

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/thp/4858296177.html

Rubmaps reports are mixed. The craigslist ads say they are under new management, maybe that means new HE policies?

That is one busy commercial corner!

**HiRoller** · 01-24-15 16:38

Hi, I'm new here, just got a question. I made my first post in this thread and it was deleted. Can someone tell me why?

It wasn't deleted, you're new so you're moderated, it hasn't cleared yet.

A2

**ButterBisquit** · 01-24-15 16:22

Originally Posted by InDuhKnow [View Original Post]

Its funny how their English gets better once they start talking money!!

I agree but sometimes their English gets worse after the flip. Chinese Helen used to drive me crazy. She'd carry on a decent conversation when your were on your stomach but when you flipped over and asked for more than her normal handshake she would almost be like "no speaka English". Nice lady but after a few visits it became clear what was not going to happen.

**HiRoller** · 01-24-15 15:15

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/thp/4858296177.html

Rubmaps reports are mixed. The craigslist ads say they are under new management, maybe that means new HE policies?

**In Duh Know** · 01-24-15 11:36

Originally Posted by FarmerPete [View Original Post]

If your ass smelled that bad it is a wonder you got a BBBJ!

Its funny how their English gets better once they start talking money!!

**FarmerPete** · 01-24-15 09:39

Originally Posted by BrennHoffman [View Original Post]

I usually try to check out the new talent at the Southfield apartment AMP so when I say Julie replaced cindy I was all in. I am not sure if I reported on cindy but it was not that enjoyable.

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ie-35/10221421

I walk in and to my surprise the girl looks and talks exactly like YinYan! I saw her a week or two ago, report is somewhere down there. I started talking to her asking about her time in Romulus and she had no idea, so I started to question myself about her being Yinyan but the massage went exactly how it did a few weeks ago and I concluded it was her. For those guys that have seen her you know her english is TERRIBLE!

She does the massage and one thing I think she does best is the tease. Hands rubbing the gooch and ass area and the reach under. I settled for a BBBJ for a 60 tip, she was not happy, she kept asking is this what other girls did for 60.

After we were done she offered more massage, so I said sure how about a face / head massage. Her skills were mediocre but the worst part his her right hand was doing the teasing in my ass and every time her hand would pass my nose I would get a whiff of my own ass! Not pleasant after a day of work!

Hopefully this one sticks around for a while. Judging by Anna's other posts either all the girls changed names or she got a new shipment in of all new ones!

Happy hunting.

If your ass smelled that bad it is a wonder you got a BBBJ!

**Brenn Hoffman** · 01-24-15 07:35

I usually try to check out the new talent at the Southfield apartment AMP so when I say Julie replaced cindy I was all in. I am not sure if I reported on cindy but it was not that enjoyable.

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ie-35/10221421

I walk in and to my surprise the girl looks and talks exactly like YinYan! I saw her a week or two ago, report is somewhere down there. I started talking to her asking about her time in Romulus and she had no idea, so I started to question myself about her being Yinyan but the massage went exactly how it did a few weeks ago and I concluded it was her. For those guys that have seen her you know her english is TERRIBLE!

She does the massage and one thing I think she does best is the tease. Hands rubbing the gooch and ass area and the reach under. I settled for a BBBJ for a 60 tip, she was not happy, she kept asking is this what other girls did for 60.

After we were done she offered more massage, so I said sure how about a face / head massage. Her skills were mediocre but the worst part his her right hand was doing the teasing in my ass and every time her hand would pass my nose I would get a whiff of my own ass! Not pleasant after a day of work!

Hopefully this one sticks around for a while. Judging by Anna's other posts either all the girls changed names or she got a new shipment in of all new ones!

Happy hunting.

**Nyybry** · 01-23-15 22:37

Originally Posted by Sincy [View Original Post]

The cost is $80 h for time + $80 100 for services. What the "service" is seems YMMV.

Sounds too pricey if the services are your basic handshake.

**Sincy** · 01-22-15 20:09

Originally Posted by Ropeshark07 [View Original Post]

Earlier reports stated that they are for real, in the sense that they are doing massage and really look like the pictures. However, they also say it's expensive $160/ hour) and only self-service.

The cost is $80 h for time + $80 100 for services. What the "service" is seems YMMV.

**Ropeshark07** · 01-22-15 15:27

Originally Posted by SeekerSeeker [View Original Post]

TGTBT? I have not met them but based on some research I am guessing that is not who will be opening the door. In addition to using the names Niko and Yuka, in the past month their names have been, Susan, Angel, Jeny, Lisa and Anna. Additionally, some pics on their prior profiles are linked to asian websites. Good Luck!

Peace.

Earlier reports stated that they are for real, in the sense that they are doing massage and really look like the pictures. However, they also say it's expensive $160/ hour) and only self-service.

**Sincy** · 01-22-15 14:03

Originally Posted by SeekerSeeker [View Original Post]

TGTBT? I have not met them but based on some research I am guessing that is not who will be opening the door. In addition to using the names Niko and Yuka, in the past month their names have been, Susan, Angel, Jeny, Lisa and Anna. Additionally, some pics on their prior profiles are linked to asian websites. Good Luck!

Peace.

They are group of apartment or hotel "massage services. " There are several of these in nearby areas, very similar ads. Pics are definitely fake, as is the case in basically all AMP's and AAMP's; however, the news is that some of these providers do actually look nice.

The frequent name change is due to them rotating the providers.

**Neilnbob** · 01-22-15 12:52

Originally Posted by Zoman [View Original Post]

I had the pleasure of visiting with Cathy the other day. She has small A cups with perky nips, trimmed package tight body and is very short. Very broken English told me she loved me 1000 times, I took the half hour and offered her 80 she was pushing for $ but I wasn't budging. Her CBJ skills are good, she likes a slow boom boom so she can get off multiple times no fiv or near it. She kept trying to kiss me which was weird, and wanted me to comeback real soon loved my boom boom. LOL you strong. I seen yanyan she looks like a fun ride too I always wonder if a 3 way is possible and how it would work with bad english it does say 4 hands massage.

Yanyan was definitely fun. One minor nit to pick is that she prefers miss with her legs together. The upside is she comes from this position, which is hot. Some kitty odor too. Glad to hear Cathy is no cold fish.