BackPage Advertiser Reviews

[DarthNurse]

That butterface is standing guys up? She must not be serious about this or is a total screwball. I mean she's lucky to get any calls at all and should be one if those superstar performance types to make up for that Muppet face. The fact that she is standing mongers up is insane. I'd say she isn't long for this hobby.

With all the great options on this board I'm not sure I'd want to go there even if there wasn't any drama.

[CastinShadows]

Had a dream that I met with Symone a while back. She was kind and very nice. Dreamed she offered a mediocre body rub and a lazy HJ to finish, no extras offered or accepted. Save your money.

Cast.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...elt-xo/9308634

[Hawkeye49]

Thanks, Grain 56, for your review. I had similar problems trying to see her, though I wasn't able to be as persistent as you. I'm travelling a bit, so I'm "researching" various parts of Florida, and came across two posts on the USASG Pascoe / Hernando / Citrus Counties Backpage Advertiser Review thread. (I don't know how to link to them from this thread, so I'll copy them here.).

Post 1060:

"Look Who I Found!

Who remembers her?

http://daytona.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-4648/11641432

She stood a bunch of guys up including myself. She called me at midnight the day before our appointment to confirm, then no answer the next day when I was on my way to see her. Wow, she's running $40 specials!

And Post 1061:

"I certainly remember her.

She is probably the most psychotic game playing be. H that I have ever seen. I think she needs to take her road show a whole lot further than that to leave behind the rep she had over here. She will burn bridges there as well, it's just a matter of time. ".

Seems this leopard hasn't changed spots. Too bad.

With all the great options on this board I'm not sure I'd want to go there even if there wasn't any drama.

[CastinShadows]

Had a dream about meeting Symone not long ago. Imagined she was kind and friendly but only a lazy and boring HJ. Money better spent elsewhere, I'm sure.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...elt-xo/9308634

[PorkChopp]

Have not partaken but it would be great if you TOFTT and reported back!

I texted her yesterday she at first replied responsively but after a few text and reading her reviews asked what the mario coin damage would be and she stopped replying texted later on saying she wasn't availible till later never found out any info so she's kinda allusive.

Stay safe.

Porkchopp.

[Bertil]

Went and saw this little number here. Tried to hit me at the 200 an hour rate and agreed to 150 for the half. Ads looked pretty good and she said she was new to the business. Well I would have to say that she lied and that she is not new to the business. The ads marked Mimi are either her or a really close represenation but I am afraid they have been either photoshopped or are from a few years ago. I would have to guess that she had a child from some stretch mark and another indicator from when the Mimi pics were taken. The session was really rushed. Uncomfortably rushed. I should have left when I saw the air matress on the living room floor and heard the dog was in the bedroom, but I did not follow my own rule of waiting to the end to give my donation. I laid it down and it was gone somewhere by the time I had a chance to scope out the place. I let my guard down, my loss and own stupidity. I did not even have time to get in relax and go to the bathroom before she was on me. Pretty sure she was on some kind of extra strength coffee. Some one who is new to the business does not run their fingernails along your nether regions getting pretty close to insertion. I would have guessed she may have been in some kind of porn by the way she was acting. Covered b / f. A commerical came on the television while I was there with the travel agent offering a vacation to Greece for an upsale of 100. Was half tempted cause it felt like I was in the grand canyon but I passed. Was rushed into it too quickly like a bad sales job. She even asked for more money before I left after 15 minutes. Pretty sure I got taken. I left before I opened my mouth or did worse cause I was not a happy camper. Will not repeat although I am guessing someone on here may did this chick.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...vider/11953206

http://bodyrublist.com/619-335-5616/

You TOFTT on this one. Sorry things didn't go so well but feel good in knowing that you saved a lot of mongers on this board the headache and cash. Hopefully the next provider does not disappoint.

[Ufo407]

Went and saw this little number here. Tried to hit me at the 200 an hour rate and agreed to 150 for the half. Ads looked pretty good and she said she was new to the business. Well I would have to say that she lied and that she is not new to the business. The ads marked Mimi are either her or a really close represenation but I am afraid they have been either photoshopped or are from a few years ago. I would have to guess that she had a child from some stretch mark and another indicator from when the Mimi pics were taken. The session was really rushed. Uncomfortably rushed. I should have left when I saw the air matress on the living room floor and heard the dog was in the bedroom, but I did not follow my own rule of waiting to the end to give my donation. I laid it down and it was gone somewhere by the time I had a chance to scope out the place. I let my guard down, my loss and own stupidity. I did not even have time to get in relax and go to the bathroom before she was on me. Pretty sure she was on some kind of extra strength coffee. Some one who is new to the business does not run their fingernails along your nether regions getting pretty close to insertion. I would have guessed she may have been in some kind of porn by the way she was acting. Covered b / f. A commerical came on the television while I was there with the travel agent offering a vacation to Greece for an upsale of 100. Was half tempted cause it felt like I was in the grand canyon but I passed. Was rushed into it too quickly like a bad sales job. She even asked for more money before I left after 15 minutes. Pretty sure I got taken. I left before I opened my mouth or did worse cause I was not a happy camper. Will not repeat although I am guessing someone on here may did this chick.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...vider/11953206

http://bodyrublist.com/619-335-5616/

[Quilino]

Has anyone dreamt of Simone? She seems legit.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-6154/11965727

Have not partaken but it would be great if you TOFTT and reported back!

[Member #6785]

Has anyone dreamt of Simone? She seems legit.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-6154/11965727

[BigDaveHere1]

Grain,

Kudos to you for being able to get her to meet you on the first try. You can look back at my previous post to read the whole story. It took me 3 days to finally meet with her and even then I was about to leave. This was after we had a scheduled time the day before and I called her while on the way and she said she was ready for me. I get there and call and she says she needs a few more minutes. 20 minutes go by and I tell her bye and she finally responds back she is ready. I'm like ok. But I need your room #. Another 5 minutes and finally she sends it. I only agree that her rate is good but be forewarned it may take a couple of days to finally meet in person.

DW.

After two days of failing to coordinate a meeting time with a well known, usually easy to meet provider that advertises on the forum and that I have been with numerous times over the past 3 years or so and am certainly known to her and has always enjoyed the company. All due mostly to her poor level of communication with me, which is VERY much unlike this provider. I will watch the forum to see if others start complaining of the same before I speak up more about that. Anyway, I moved on to an alternate provider I had been working on. That's what led me to go unicorn hunting.

So, after 2 weeks of texts and persistence, I finally met Brittney on 192. I even had to break my monger phone cherry to make it happen. I wrote to Brittney off and on with minimal to evasive replies over the past 2 weeks via my email to her text. I finally got smart and bought some minutes for an old pay as you go phone I had been carrying in my car for 3 1/2 years. I texted her while I made my way towards Kissimmee. I parked near Medieval Times and played the waiting game with her. After about an hour of me working out of my car for my job, she finally replied to my texts. I called her and spoke briefly and we agreed to meet in 20 minutes. I had to pry out of her the name of the hotel she was staying as there are 3 side by side. When she finally revealed it, I moved into the parking lot to scope out the environment. The 20 minutes came and went, a possible fellow monger came out to the parking lot and got into a car and left. Maybe it was a coincidence, but within 2 minutes, she texted and said she was ready but needed 10 more minutes. I figured to clean up? She finally revealed the room number to me and I walked around the property to check it out. Being in Kissimmee I was petrified as I have never done anything in Lake County per my fellow mongers gracious intel. It all looked good and there were no odd vehicles, no characters that seemed interested in me or even noticed I was there. There was activity of tenants and workers all around so I didn't feel like I stood out, especially as I dressed down before I went there. I decided to stay longer to wait but moved my car to a better vantage point of her room. I couldn't park where I could see her room but I could see the side of the building she was in. After about 15 minutes, a person came from the side of the building Brittney was staying and walked away and left the property. Possibly a boyfriend or handler. Looked somewhat harmless and scrawny. Within a minute, she texted that she was ready.

I headed up to her room and knocked, worried about being nabbed in Kissimmee, even though we never spoke of doing anything with than meeting and we never discussed anything financial. I almost bolted before she answered. She opened the door as I was walking off. It was her, she was alone, the room was lived in and somewhat messy but it was not dirty. I didn't see any boy clothes anywhere. Maybe she lives alone. She offered for me to use the bathroom. I went to lock the latch inside the entry door to prevent an unwanted entry from someone with a key and she tried to talk me out of it. I got nervous again and insisted that we latch the door to prevent anyone from entering. She again didn't want to. I finally said I am not comfortable unless we do this as I didn't want anyone to come in from the outside. She finally agreed.

Now to her, she is definitely the girl in her pics, she actually looks younger and much better than in her pics. She states she is 26 but her face looks 40 in her pics. She is very cute and has very smooth skin. I would guess she is in her late 20's to early 30's. I asked about LEO check and she immediately dis-robed to reveal a fairly tight body as her pics do accurately reflect. Her hips are wide. Like good child bearing hips but she isn't big. She has the smallest nipples I have ever seen. They reminded me of the size of a Red Hots candy, they are about the size of my nipples! She was fully shaved, very little pudge or cellulite. She asked to get the donation out of the way and I told her no. She said most people want to get it out of the way and I explained that I was not comfortable with that. She said OK. She asked how long I wanted and I told her, let's just play and we will figure out the rest later. She agreed.

Since this is so long just on the effort to get there, I won't drag out the event. It was actually difficult to relax because of so many hoops to jump through to get there and all of the red flags once inside, I was still very suspicious. Things went better from there. We did some light massaging, I played with the little man in the boat, she was fairly tight and had absolutely ZERO smell. Was clean as I have ever seen. Her restrictions for me in this visit, no kissing, no toys, no DATY or 69 on the first meeting. She says Greek not an option on any visit. She was somewhat dry and had some lotion but that really didn't do too much for the issue. I think she was just as nervous of me as I was of her. I used a big mouthful of saliva to get her very wet and that worked pretty well. We only did FS in MISH as I was to busy trying to watch the door to play too much. After a fairly quick finish, we cleaned up. I wanted to originally play for an hour but was too nervous to even think about staying any longer. I tried to hand her the donation and she said, I don't want to take it from you, just leave it on the night stand. I thought, Shit! She doesn't want her fingerprints on that money and I was going to get nabbed as I left. I dropped the donation on the night stand and slowly opened the door. ALL WAS GOOD. Nothing. I left without incident. Total damage, over 2 hours of hard work and .6.

The funny part is I will repeat, now that I know she is real. I know it is good. Even with the hoops, I think the effort was worth it if she works out for the future. She is a very nice person and you could tell she was as nervous as me for the whole event. Now that I am known to her, I am going to schedule another time, be more relaxed and bang the living shit out of that!

I don't know how to get her to relax on date one for those of you wanting to giver her a try. She has potential to be very good before she gets too far into the life in my opinion. I am sorry I went so long, I just wanted to point out the red flags she threw out and the strategy I used to try and stay as safe as I did. Most of the strategy I used, and actions I took, I learned in kindergarten (while in newby status). Thanks to all of the fictional story writing mentors for helping out. RTFF will always help you play safe.

Of course this was all a dream and I won't remember any of this in the morning.

Grain 56.

[SDragonGuy]

No I can not PM you the info as well. Why would I do something like that?

Well this is interesting LOL.

[Just Ron]

I did notice the pic's of the blood running down her leg, . Thanks's for the heads up Love this site.

The tits are real, the meet is a scam.

She'll show up with her "younger brother" who is more like her "codependent fellow Neanderthal alcoholic piss stain of a boyfriend. " She'll try and say she needs to give him money for the ride and will try and get payment up front, leave the room, and well, you know what would happen next.

Caught her in the act and shit got tense. Real shame, too. I would have loved to seen those titties in all their glory.

Anyway, avoid avoid avoid. Not worth the hassle.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...night/11905691

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-butt/11948457

[Ufo407]

re her rates what you posted above ? can you PM me the info as well. Also what are her screening criteria Thanks in advance. That one picture of her in the blue bathing suit in what looks like a pool Wow!

No I can not PM you the info as well. Why would I do something like that?

[NeverKnow]

Thanks, Grain 56, for your review. I had similar problems trying to see her, though I wasn't able to be as persistent as you. I'm travelling a bit, so I'm "researching" various parts of Florida, and came across two posts on the USASG Pascoe / Hernando / Citrus Counties Backpage Advertiser Review thread. (I don't know how to link to them from this thread, so I'll copy them here.).

Post 1060:

"Look Who I Found!

Who remembers her?

http://daytona.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-4648/11641432

She stood a bunch of guys up including myself. She called me at midnight the day before our appointment to confirm, then no answer the next day when I was on my way to see her. Wow, she's running $40 specials!

And Post 1061:

"I certainly remember her.

She is probably the most psychotic game playing be. H that I have ever seen. I think she needs to take her road show a whole lot further than that to leave behind the rep she had over here. She will burn bridges there as well, it's just a matter of time. ".

Seems this leopard hasn't changed spots. Too bad.

[LilPenny]

Just had to post that these pics are fake. The pics are of Ana Cheri. I know because I follow her on Instagram and I'm in love with her, LOL. Just figured I'd let everyone know.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...kills/11948607