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**Jerry15** · 01-23-15 00:15

Hey guys, long time watcher, first time poster.

I have a review of the chick currently in Springfield who goes by Lee Ann. Her number is 727-271-7210. She is not the girl in the photos. She is heavier and less attractive. She's also quite tall, I'd say almost 6 feet. She had a very rushed attitude and a voice that sounds like she smokes a carton a day. She kept me waiting 15 minutes after the third call to get the room number. The hotel seemed kind of crappy too. The whole room smelled like smoke when I got in. I went for the quick visit and I'm glad I didn't spend anymore. Being a quick I opted for a CBJ which she performed terribly at. After 1 min she asks if I'm close. I say no so she speeds up and goes harder which doesn't help much. After fantasizing it finally happened and I left as quick as I could. Bottom line, I don't recommend and will not be repeating. I TOFTT so you don't have to.

**Propilot** · 01-21-15 20:51

Originally Posted by JfFaster [View Original Post]

Rose originally started in NOVA as LaLa Gaucha and worked with Diana. I was advised by Diana some years, ago, that Rose was, indeed, busted (not sure where) and had moved to New Orleans.

Thanks JT, I could not remember her name before she changed it to Rose to save my life. She went by the LaLa Gaucha for a long time. She was a very good provider. Some mongers said her accent was thick, but I never had a problem understanding her. Maybe I will make a date with Diana and ask her if Lala makes any visits to the DC area from time to time.

Propilot-Always check your six.

**Kijimuna** · 01-21-15 15:12

Originally Posted by Wiiiiam [View Original Post]

What is you experience with adult dating or hookup sites in NoVa?

Adult Friend Finder is fun but most of the women are fake. There are some real people there though. They like credit cards son the charge is reoccurring, but you can mail a check to guarantee you will go back to standard after paid period expires. Do not accept prepaid card. Booty Call accepts prepaid but seemed like a total waste of time.

What is you experience?

Ok Cupid and POF are good for picking up Thai Au Pairs. It does take a bit of work though.

**Fun Sex** · 01-21-15 10:44

Originally Posted by Propilot [View Original Post]

Diana has been around a long time. She used to be roommates with another provider by the name of Rose. Rose was from Columbia also. They used to work out of Rockville together. I believe one of them, if not both of them got busted and they no longer work together. Rose was a very good provider also. It seems that Rose may have went UTR. To tell you the truth, I would love to see Rose again. If anyone knows of her whereabouts, let me know here or by pm.

Propilot-Always check your six.

I have seen Diana a few times last summer. She is really. I saw her during the World Cup and she invited me back to watch soccer and have a few beers with her. This is the first time I hear about Rose. I am curious myself.

**KManMayhem** · 01-20-15 20:44

Good evening all! I'm in town on business and hoping I could get some help. I've tried going through the pages, and nothing is really jumping out at me. If anyone has any knowledge of someone I'd be looking for, I'd love to hear from you in PM, or a reply. Prefer petite / skinny / spinner types, tattoos a plus. If why'all have any Intel, it'd be great. If not, I may just take a plunge and report back. Thanks everyone, stay safe.

**Wiiiiam** · 01-20-15 19:32

What is you experience with adult dating or hookup sites in NoVa?

Adult Friend Finder is fun but most of the women are fake. There are some real people there though. They like credit cards son the charge is reoccurring, but you can mail a check to guarantee you will go back to standard after paid period expires. Do not accept prepaid card. Booty Call accepts prepaid but seemed like a total waste of time.

What is you experience?

**HobbyD8** · 01-20-15 12:17

First of all I would like to say thanks to all that have been sharin info on here. I have gotten solid info. Now, I like to give back as much as possible. I'm trying to learn how to do things around here, any help is greatly appreciated. I've been a long time monger so I've got lots of info that can be very helpful to many. Meanwhile, Becareful of the latinas that are in alexandria. They have been bait and switch, terrible service, rush and upcharge. Went through all of them of off seminary rd. I will try to learn how to link the ads for you guys asap. I'll try to share all the great, good and bad ones. Again, thanks to all. Especially bunker buster. Until then.

**Jf Faster** · 01-20-15 08:40

Originally Posted by Propilot [View Original Post]

Diana has been around a long time. She used to be roommates with another provider by the name of Rose. Rose was from Columbia also. They used to work out of Rockville together. I believe one of them, if not both of them got busted and they no longer work together. Rose was a very good provider also. It seems that Rose may have went UTR. To tell you the truth, I would love to see Rose again. If anyone knows of her whereabouts, let me know here or by pm.

Propilot-Always check your six.

Rose originally started in NOVA as LaLa Gaucha and worked with Diana. I was advised by Diana some years, ago, that Rose was, indeed, busted (not sure where) and had moved to New Orleans.

**Propilot** · 01-19-15 17:20

Originally Posted by Careless1 [View Original Post]

Saw this provider not too long ago, decided to post since search shows no review. Short (5'2"-ish), mature (early to mid 40's) latina, and nice / friendly attitude. As I'm still relatively new to the hobby attitude / friendliness is more important to me than looks. With that said I still think she's attractive, I mean you can't really expect a tight young bodies at certain age brackets. She could tell I was a bit nervous and was accommodating to help me relax.

Standard 2-3 call system, everything covered. CBJ lead to CG then doggy. She works out of her apartment but will occasional setup at hotels in nova. The apartment was clean and the neighborhood looked safe to me.

#: 240-XXX-8037.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...latina/3883855

On a different topic, reading through the forums I find some of the bad reports extremely funny and entertaining. Someone taking an RPG during a tantra session, the ass smell experience, and the latest ewok taking a dump in the bathroom are just a few of the funny posts I've read here. Wanted to thank you guys for the reports and the entertainment even though I'm sure you guys wish you hadn't wasted the money.

Diana has been around a long time. She used to be roommates with another provider by the name of Rose. Rose was from Columbia also. They used to work out of Rockville together. I believe one of them, if not both of them got busted and they no longer work together. Rose was a very good provider also. It seems that Rose may have went UTR. To tell you the truth, I would love to see Rose again. If anyone knows of her whereabouts, let me know here or by pm.

Propilot-Always check your six.

**Atoosa** · 01-19-15 17:04

Originally Posted by Sexingit [View Original Post]

What did she offer? BBBJ? MSOG? Damage? How long did you stay? Any rules or anything off the table? I might see her today but I'd like more information.

Nothing BB, everything covered. She pretty opened minded just tell her what you want she will tell you what she will and will not do.

**Sexingit** · 01-19-15 09:19

Originally Posted by Atoosa [View Original Post]

Bonita has her quirks. But provides excellent service. Her hygiene is always on point. She is thick not fat in my opinion, and has an ass to die for. She has braces and is missing a tooth, but that does not bother me. The fact that her room is hoarderish doesn't bother me either because I don't plan on living there. She provides good service almost GFE once you get to know her, gripping that big azz is a plus. To each his own but I hate to see a good girl get bad reviews on items that shouldn't matter to a real monger. If you want love go find girlfriend. Pay for play she is not bad at all.

What did she offer? BBBJ? MSOG? Damage? How long did you stay? Any rules or anything off the table? I might see her today but I'd like more information.

**FreeBallin981** · 01-19-15 08:43

Agreed, I f'ed up. While I was pretty sure she was eventually going to request a donation (never actually met a real woman just looking for a casual hookup under casual encounters on CL), at first she seemed pretty cool, even sent me a topless pic. I figured that if I got there and it wasn't her (would be obvious from tats) then I could leave before agreeing to anything in person that her uncle might snag me on.

Originally Posted by BlazinAzn [View Original Post]

Also why would he be negotiating services through phone calls and text especially to a number that doesn't have a history at all. I think he got lucky to leave with a dented fender and did not have to talk to her Uncle LEO.

**FreeBallin981** · 01-19-15 08:33

I actually found her originally through Craigslist in the casual encounters section. After exchanging some texts and her even sending me pictures I googled her number and that is where her ad came up from BP. From there I found other BP ads and so on. Yes, the multiple ads from different places should've warned me off but what can I say, moment of weakness.

Originally Posted by SSRod [View Original Post]

If true, that experience is foul. But flags go up on the posting when you link to a southern maryland BP ad for a nova area target. Granted, this same listing is in the nova BP ads (http://nova.backpage.com/AdultJobs/c...relax/16684575), so then the next question is why would one be looking in the adult jobs section for a hook-up? 2 and 2 does not seem to add up to 4 or 22 in this case. Just reading the ad, in the unlikely event I had ventured into the jobs section, would have thrown red flags. Just sayin'.

**JohnWarhammer** · 01-19-15 04:00

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...n-lady/4213801

Was super bored and was stomped in FIFA 15 and bored of Destiny and figured I'd give it a shot and try out Clemence. I believe some people here have reviewed her, but there super old and could use an update so to speak. I have a taste for the weird / old / awkward shit out there so those who have been following my reviews, here we go.

I've seen her ads several times before, but just didn't want to make the trip out there to go see it. I've wanted to see her for awhile now and based on her reviews from another board that I will not mention I knew exactly what to expect. Simple two call system with her, it's in a apartment complex and she had to leave the door propped open with a small box for me to enter. The place is in Arlington in a decent area, not run down, but not upscale either, close by that ugly blue Marymount University building and not to far away from Mario's Pizza and Subs / Carvel. Upon entering the building complex, I could see her poking out on the bottom floor waiting for me. It was clear she was the target, so I walked to her despite confirming on the phone upon entering where to go. When entering the apartment, there were no smells or anything that stood out to me, it was a bit crowded in terms of belongings but small and dainty for a living space. She had some nice old style orchestral music going on. She also has two animals a small cute dog and a cat, both were of no concern. The dog was very friendly and the cat was quiet and observant.

On to the dirty, she claims she's 52, but I don't believe it. She is at least late 60's to early 70's, nice French lady who you can converse with. Divorce, interior decorator who is not necessarily proud of the work she is doing, but is making ends meet. She directed me to the room and watched me undress to complete nude and directed me to lay down on the bed and relax. The massage was absolute garbage, but I wasn't really there for a decent massage anyways. Her massage technique is basically lightly rubbing her hands on your back with oils back and forth while throwing in a little bit of light nail scratching and roaming between the butt cheeks / balls. Mostly a tease really and I was definitely looking for more on the flip. I think she knew why I was there, but for safety sake I understand her discretion just in case to feel me out before "commiting".

On the flip I was hard as a rock and it was fairly obvious at that point as she began to play with me. She might be in to light cock worship, not sure though. Anyways the session turned into a covered BJ with me having full access to roam around her and play. I couldn't "bust" from her poor BJ technique so I inquired about more and she stated she does offer that as well and I took advantage of it. Nothing crazy here, she's a lot older so her flexibility isn't what I would expect from your average girl or spinner. Basically ended up with a legs propped up in the air missionary to a finish doggy.

She's incredibly flirty and can converse with you, but YMMV. I am French myself so I was able to connect with her a lot better from country of origin level and language level. She's actually quite a decent lady and I have to say it was some what enjoyable. Not great or mind blowing. But enjoyable and relaxing, despite the lazy massage. Would I go see her again? Probably.

If your interested in the even older selection and want a small quiet dainty apartment with a relaxing environment, then she's your dig. Just understand that she's basically grandma territory. Well she is grandma territory, but that's what your going to get. She is chubby NOT saggy or wrinkly if that bothers you, has an accent, but being a fellow Frenchy myself it's normal for me.

**Member #4932** · 01-19-15 02:10

Wasnt trying to be a dick. But when most folks share they try to give an idea of what to expect. Of course she was nice. Of course it was good and you would recommend. But most folks come on here to share what someone can expect from their encounter or even their "dream".

Anytime I've shared on here I've made sure one can know what to expect from the encounter. But perhaps my tone was dickish. My apologies. I would however recommend that the reviewer try to share more helpful info when sharing.

Originally Posted by Loader401 [View Original Post]

Just a friendly reminder that sometimes the tone of someone's posting can be taken in a couple of different ways. Especially when you call someone out by saying "I mean. Since it seems like you're scared to post details" It may not have been meant to be a calling out but it sounded like one to a fellow monger that has been vocal on here and has been generous in his meeting with providers. I am not calling myself a seasoned poster but I done more sharing than asking. Just saying'.

Take care and happy mongering.

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