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[LoganSt]

Same thing happened to me. She's got serious clock-watching issues. Not even sure if she sets the time right. The chick goes from hot to ice cold in a flash once the timer goes off. It's literally all ecstasy to - "get dressed, and get the f* out".

Forget QV with her, the timer will go off before your clothes are even off.

I think you hit it as to why I want to go back, the whole attitude of super-hot to "get dressed and get the f*ck out" I just wish I had nutted before that happened.

[Infatuated]

Take a look at the forearms and hands on this provider, then draw your own conclusions about gender history.

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[I Luv Emall]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...calls/26275885

Called this one up, and she gave me her exit and told me to call her once there. She asked how long I'd be, so I gave her a time telling her I was on the other side of town. Arrived at the exit at the expected time, and called her up. She picked up, and immediately hung up. I called back and she wouldn't answer. Luckily, I was on my way home, so no big deal, but she didn't know that. She tried calling and texting me back about 30 minutes later, and I told her to fuck off, I didn't have time for her stupid games. She kept calling and texting until I blocked her. Avoid this flaky fruit loop. Was going to review her earlier, but her ad seemed to disappear for a while. She did have a few ads up at the time I tried to see her. I've seen her advertise in both the escort and massage sections as either Carmen or Taylor. Some of her ads had face pics, but this one doesn't. Most all of them seem to have this pic of a man getting a massage. Save your time and gas and stay away from this one. Seems there's a number of girls in the Union CIty area that have out of town area codes that like to play this game. Probably all have the same stupid pimp. Hopefully they go hungry!

[Harley32]

I got a chance to see one of my favorites recently. Michelle is based out Norcross and Decatur. She's posted on BP in the past but doesn't have a current ad up. I had tried to see her a number of times of the past couple of months but I think she was out of town. Anyway, I decided to try her again when my original plans fell through and she was able to see me on short notice. Michelle is late twenties and has a normal figure. She's no spinner and she's not overweight either. Where she really excels is in service. She gives a great BBBJ to completion and is willing to take direction to please you. All of the normal positions are available as are multiples. She's not a clock watcher at all and I always leave happy and drained.

Here's a link to an old BP ad and some pics in case it no longer works.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...or-you/9701479

[DishowuPlay]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSee...iever/26850663 The post got me interested.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...cials/27074577

Sloppy toppy BBBJ, slim frame and will work with you on $$.

[Top Shooter]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSee...iever/26850663 The post got me interested.

[TrunkJunkSpunk]

After reading the reviews of this provider, Kaylin: http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...l-now/26219786.

I took the plunge.

Well, it is 100% her!! Very good personality, GREAT body!! Friendly, easy going. And TIGHT.

However, I missed the review about the clock-watcher aspect of her. I stayed for 30 min's and was just having a GREAT time, when the alarm on her phone went off. Suddenly it was "Okay, times up, you need to get dressed. " And what was worse, is that I had not even busted a nut! I had stopped to ask a question when the timer went off. I was left there without even busting my nut! I said "well can I just finish myself off?" "No, you have to get dressed and leave now. You can pay another $20 for 5 more minutes" Well, that was the end of that.

Again, she is HOT! Tight!! And FUN!, but make sure you set your own time with 5 or 10 minutes before the end, so you can make sure you bust your nut!

Would I see her again?? Yeah, I would, but only with my own timer!

Same thing happened to me. She's got serious clock-watching issues. Not even sure if she sets the time right. The chick goes from hot to ice cold in a flash once the timer goes off. It's literally all ecstasy to - "get dressed, and get the f* out".

Forget QV with her, the timer will go off before your clothes are even off.

[DishowuPlay]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...cials/27074577

At 5'4" and 115 lbs and model looks, cute A's,BBBJ cg and she gets off here, Daty is fresh and gets into it too. Misch she spreads out for maximum entry and k-9 is great with nice handfuls. To me at 1. On hh and extended to hour at 1. 5. Dfk skills are tops and she is very affectionate.

[Johnny Mapalo]

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Alrighty, layed wood on this one last week. I previously spoke with her like 2 weeks ago when I was in the Jimmy Carter area. Was going to see her but an experience with a chic before her made me change my mind. She kept texting me though days after that and I was like alright, I'll book a date with you. She also wanted me to send pics first which I reluctantly did. Then, she asked me if I wanted to skype with her. I refused as I thought she was asking for a bit too much. Your selling ass or your looking for a date? Anyways, went to see her anyways as she told me she was in the Tucker area. When I got to said destination it was actually a well known pimp-ho motel on Lawrenceville Highway. Great. Went up to her room anyways and yes, she's the chic in the pics. A little scrawnier than I imagined though but whatever. Will I repeat, nah. She did her work, a little bit, but it wasn't anything that would have me repeating again. I'll keep it moving guys. VIP'ers, keep reading. Non-vipers, keep moving!!

Aiight, chic told me she was 5'4 130 pounds over the phone. Sounded pretty juicy. When I got there though, I'd say she was no more than 125 pounds soaking wet. She was the bird in the pics but she looked a little scrawnier. She still looked good though. It was $65 for 15 minutes. Her prices seemed to change like every time I responded to her via text. Hmm. I got in, talked to her for a minute and placed the bones on the dresser. She told me to get comfortable, in which I did, with no help from her at all. She in turn got naked herself to reveal an average body, most would say athletic but I'm not so sure about that. Her body wasn't as firm and tight as I imagined from her pics but she was still alright. Her tits were high A's or low be's and were pretty average with nipple studs in them. Her stomach was flat with no stretch marks or baby wear and her ass, was an average ass. It had some meat on it but it wasn't as juicy and tight as I thought it would have been.

She then instructed me to lay back on the bed as she applied the slab and started slurping and burping. Her slurping and burping skills were alright, I guess. I didn't feel much of anything but it looked pretty good seeing her bobbing and weaving on my cock. She slurped and burped for about 4 minutes and stopped when she figured I was hard enough. I was only about 3/4 ths hard at the time but whatever. She then instructed me to move further up on the bed as she got on top of me and started riding my cock. Her cock riding skills were so-so. The whole time she was riding my cock, she kept looking down at the condom as if to make sure it didn't break or something. She also put a shit load of lube on the condom as well as on her snatch before she started riding. Didn't like that too much but whatever.

She rode me for about 5 minutes until I asked her for another position, doggie. She stated that I didn't pay the full price so I only get 1 position. Great! I asked her what was the full price and she said $80. Hmm. She then asked me if I had anymore money on me. No ma'am, I don't. Really? I kept pleading and reasoning with her for the next 2 minutes to allow me to get 1 more position and she finally relented. She got down into the full moon position but I was like ehh. She had alot of brown marks or blotches or something all over her back and portions of her ass. I didn't know what that was. Maybe, her old boyfriend used her back as an ashtray. Dunno? I got behind her anyways and inserted my cock. She immediately started hiking her back up in the air like a scared cat and I kept having to push her body back down. The deeper and harder I would pound, the higher she would elevate her back. At one point, I was on my tip toes trying to get in the puzzy. Shit, I damn near needed a step ladder to get in there. This chic couldn't take any cock at all! She was moaning and gasping for air and I thought she was about to pass out on me. LOL. I just kept throwing her ass back to me and pounding harder. The whole time I was pounding though, I couldn't feel a damn thing. No heat, warmth, friction, grip, nothing. I guess she cooled down after the cowgirl ride?

After about 6 minutes of hard pounding, I felt my eruption coming and blew a huge load in the slab. I kept pounding for two more minutes, to make sure I got all of it out, and then pulled out only to see post-cum dripping out of my bare cock. WTF!! The condom broke!! OMG!! She looked backed to see my bare cock dangling in the air and became hysterical. I had that, I don't know how that happened look on my face and she told me that's why she doesn't like using that condom. She said it was a thick condom and they dry out very quickly. That's why she put a whole lot of lube on the condom. Great lady, thanks for using a cheap shitty condom. She then asked me if I got it in her. Uhhm, what do you think ma'am. My bare cock is staring you in the face.

She went into the bathroom to clean up and came back out with some toilet paper for me to clean myself up with and also to wipe up all the cum off the floor. LOL. Sorry guys, it was a huge load. I was home all day watching re-runs of Baywatch. I got dressed, said my condolences and got the hell out of dodge. Man, I think I'm about to take a brief hiatus from this nonsense. Get back into the church and confess my sins. You should too, you unrepentfull sinners!! She was a nice girl though and she did her work, I guess, but a no repeat for me. So long guys. See you at church!

[Johnny Mapalo]

My regular was not available the other day, so I went to BP looking to set something up on short notice in Kennesaw.

Who taught these chicks that asking, "Are you affiliated in any way with any law enforcement agency?" somehow protects them? Did they see that in a TV show or movie? Stupid as fuck. I called three girls, and all three asked that question, almost word for word.

And the RATES that these girls want! This one: http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...tcall/26492233 wanted $300 for a half hour. A HALF HOUR! And that was after asking me half a dozen questions. "How old are you? What do you do for a living?" And of course, "ARE YOU A POLICE OFFICER OR AFFILIATED WITH ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY?" as if she was a federal fuckin' prosecutor. What a goddamn turnoff. I had to laugh, and she got all cunty and asked, "What's so funny? Plus she just sounded stupid. Like one of those girls who walk around with their mouth and eyes half open.

One girl, a sassy black chick, said she was at the Quality Inn behind On The Border in Town Center. When she recited the "Law Enforcement" question, all serious and practiced, I was so sick of it, that I said, 'You know, that doesn't work, right". She sounded confused and said, 'What doesn't work?" I said, "If I was a cop, I could lie to you all day about it. Asking me if I'm a police officer is dumb. It doesn't mean anything". She went quiet for a second and hung up on me. Idiot.

I wound up banging a chick at the Extended Stay on Busbee. She was cool, but shit, that is one dirty place.

What are some dumbass screening questions that chicks have asked you guys?

These backpage chics are retarded. Most are just regular chics placing ads on the net and trying to make a fast buck. Don't pay them any mind with their ridiculous outlandish prices. Somewhere though, some sucka on here or elsewhere where come on here warning us about a bad experience he had with some unreviewed backpage chic he just gave $300 to. LOL. Some dudes think spending alot of money equates good service. LOL. I recent chic I saw, wanted me to send pics so I did. Then, she wanted me to skype with her but I refused. Most backpage chics are inexperienced and just looking for a fast buck.

[NephriteJade]

They do get confused and those who ask that are pretty freakin' stupid. Cops don't lie? A regular of mine from way back told me she got busted after the cop paid her, fucked her then took back his money.

This is not fiction guys, it happens, and not just in Hawaii; where it's legal http://countercurrentnews.com/2015/0...police-policy/.

[StarFleet]

What are some dumbass screening questions that chicks have asked you guys?

You're not helping yourself by copping an attitude. No pun intended and you may not see it that way but the providers do with your MAD-magazine style snappy retorts. You don't have to answer their questions honestly; I give the providers my middle name (which I don't go by); when asked what I do or where I work, I give details of a job I quit almost a decade ago. You get the idea. As for those providers charging astronomical prices, that is one of many ways these providers "price themselves out of the market". My personal fave are those providers who think I'm going to send them pics of my I'd, 2 references and my work number. I was born in the morning but not this morning.

So, relax. Be discriminating (the "choosy" definition, not the "no black men" definition). It's all a game.

[Big Pun]

Talked to her on the phone and she seemed pretty nice, but just wanted to see if there was any feedback before I pulled the trigger.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-play/27050016

Devon.

That looks delicious! Let us know how it works out!

[Aaron Hamlet]

I'm always tempted to reply, "I pay taxes. Does that count?

It is a no win situation to do anything but to play along assuming you have a legitimate interest in seeing them. If you make a joke they will get confused and /

They do get confused and those who ask that are pretty freakin' stupid. Cops don't lie? A regular of mine from way back told me she got busted after the cop paid her, fucked her then took back his money.

[Devon Aire]

You'd think that if the girls are going to use fake photos, they might consider using photos OTHER than from one of the most popular models on the Internet!

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