Massage Parlor Reports

[StarFleet]

I made a loop of at least 4 places on / off Buford including BeBe, Royal, Bally and K last Saturday. I asked for a lineup. Saw nothing worth my money in any of them and nobody under 30. What I did see was a bunch over overly made up, smokey-smelling 40 year olds with bad attitudes.

In walking out I was asked what's was wrong and cursed in Korean. Bebe was the most aggressive. I was told the mamasan you need to get younger, more attractive women. More cursing. I would tell them again, "I have plenty of money but if you want to get any of it you need to up your game. Better looking women with better attitudes. " I said similar things on the way out of the rest.

Call me a dick if you want. They advertise beautiful, young women. They aren't beautiful or young. I have no problem calling them out on it.

I do the same thing at strip clubs. If I make a lap and leave and the doorman asks what's wrong I tell him, "Bro, you need to hire better gals. This is a competitive market. That (group of dancers) isn't getting my money. ".

Stand up for yourselves my fellow mongers! There is plenty of good pussy in this town. (If the AMPs suck and you need your Asian itch scratched hit the Apt Agencies) No need to patronize the places serving up old scraps with bad attitudes!

You are so very right! We are the end consumer of these services, we do not have to fork over our hard earned $$ for marginally attractive providers with piss poor attitudes. Yes, Atlanta's AMP scene has been on the decline years now but there are alternatives.

[TennesseeJed12]

What are these "Asian Apt" girls of which you speak?

It is the aamp link on the bottom left of the forum page.

http://www.aampmaps.com/atlanta-asian-erotic-massage-ga

[HonduranFan]

You speakeath the truth my friend! It's best to stick with the Asian Apt girls or agencies. I wish all mongers had your same attitude. I just got back from Dallas / Houston and comparing the AMP scene over there to what we have here is like comparing night and day. The Atlanta AMP scene sucks PERIOD and I hope the Asian masseuses here are reading this post.

What are these "Asian Apt" girls of which you speak?

[TennesseeJed12]

Absolutely awful. Sorry that my first post is so negative, but she is probably the reason I'm giving up the hobby. I went in a few weeks ago to try Yumi after reading a glowing review on another site. As soon as she comes into the room she tells me to tip immediately, which is strange since I hadn't indicated that I wanted anything. So I told her to slow down and see how I felt once the massage started. She gives me 20 minutes on a back massage, and then goes into 10 minutes of "going for a hot towel". At this point I'm reading the situation as a dead end, but she comes back and flips me and starts to talk numbers. She asks for 2 for a HJ. So of course I say no way. Tells me she usually charges 3. And of course I'm like that's nice, but not what I'm looking for. She keeps pressing me to tell her why I'm being "cheap" and tells me that today is the best because she wouldn't be there long. Eventually she talks down to 1 for a H with her topless, but no touching. I finally cave just to get the arguing over. In my head I'm thinking 1 for a place where the house gets. 5 isn't murder. So I give her the cash and she goes to work. For about 10 minutes. After that she claimed to be tired and gave up. When I asked what the deal was, she said if I couldn't finish in 10 it was my problem. Then she proceeds to chat with me as it ends in a diy with her chatting with me about not having a boyfriend and wanting to meet people but working too much for like 20 minutes. As I'm getting dressed I was a little bothered. But then I'm trying to leave and she insists on more money saying I stayed longer than an hour. So I tell her I didn't have more, so reached into my jacket pocket and checks for herself. Then takes my phone and says she will hold onto it while I go get more from the atm. That's when I got pissed and sternly told her that she wasn't about to do that with me. I took my phone and started to head out. The damn manager made me pay him at the door. So I ended up paying for the massage twice basically or if it sounds better, she got a huge tip for a diy. Then she comes and gives me her number while the manager is taking my money and says to call. I left as quickly as possible. Avoid this place at all costs. This is even after I've had luck here before.

Dude, why did you let him intimidate you. I would have told him hell no, that I wasn't paying a penny more and if he gave you any flack a simple, let's just call the police, would have got you right out the door with your money in your pocket.

[Niteluvr]

You speakeath the truth my friend! It's best to stick with the Asian Apt girls or agencies. I wish all mongers had your same attitude. I just got back from Dallas / Houston and comparing the AMP scene over there to what we have here is like comparing night and day. The Atlanta AMP scene sucks PERIOD and I hope the Asian masseuses here are reading this post.

Shame on you for not bringing some hotties back.

[NuGuy36]

I made a loop of at least 4 places on / off Buford including BeBe, Royal, Bally and K last Saturday. I asked for a lineup. Saw nothing worth my money in any of them and nobody under 30. What I did see was a bunch over overly made up, smokey-smelling 40 year olds with bad attitudes.

In walking out I was asked what's was wrong and cursed in Korean. Bebe was the most aggressive. I was told the mamasan you need to get younger, more attractive women. More cursing. I would tell them again, "I have plenty of money but if you want to get any of it you need to up your game. Better looking women with better attitudes. " I said similar things on the way out of the rest.

Call me a dick if you want. They advertise beautiful, young women. They aren't beautiful or young. I have no problem calling them out on it.

I do the same thing at strip clubs. If I make a lap and leave and the doorman asks what's wrong I tell him, "Bro, you need to hire better gals. This is a competitive market. That (group of dancers) isn't getting my money. ".

Stand up for yourselves my fellow mongers! There is plenty of good pussy in this town. (If the AMPs suck and you need your Asian itch scratched hit the Apt Agencies) No need to patronize the places serving up old scraps with bad attitudes!

You speakeath the truth my friend! It's best to stick with the Asian Apt girls or agencies. I wish all mongers had your same attitude. I just got back from Dallas / Houston and comparing the AMP scene over there to what we have here is like comparing night and day. The Atlanta AMP scene sucks PERIOD and I hope the Asian masseuses here are reading this post.

[Steak 404]

It's a sad situation here in ATL. I have not seen a solid 9 at an AMP in months. Heck I would even like to see an 8. When you go around and see 6 'sand 7's all the time you begin to think its a win. Don't be fooled. There are plenty out there. Just not here.

I made a loop of at least 4 places on / off Buford including BeBe, Royal, Bally and K last Saturday. I asked for a lineup. Saw nothing worth my money in any of them and nobody under 30. What I did see was a bunch over overly made up, smokey-smelling 40 year olds with bad attitudes.

In walking out I was asked what's was wrong and cursed in Korean. Bebe was the most aggressive. I was told the mamasan you need to get younger, more attractive women. More cursing. I would tell them again, "I have plenty of money but if you want to get any of it you need to up your game. Better looking women with better attitudes. " I said similar things on the way out of the rest.

Call me a dick if you want. They advertise beautiful, young women. They aren't beautiful or young. I have no problem calling them out on it.

I do the same thing at strip clubs. If I make a lap and leave and the doorman asks what's wrong I tell him, "Bro, you need to hire better gals. This is a competitive market. That (group of dancers) isn't getting my money. ".

Stand up for yourselves my fellow mongers! There is plenty of good pussy in this town. (If the AMPs suck and you need your Asian itch scratched hit the Apt Agencies) No need to patronize the places serving up old scraps with bad attitudes!

[Gayuma]

Having seen some reviews of Fine Touch way up 400 exit 12 b McFarland Rd. , I visited this "day spa" tonight. It had been a very long and stressful day. I entered and the 50 ish mamasan escorted me into a room. One rule one MUST follow in an environment is NOT DISROBE in a strange environment until you know what you're about because you surrender control. A 40 ish lady, flat belly great legs with a face like a man enters, and says "honey you are so quiet" and I'm like. "Yes, I just got here and you just walked into the room. " She says "Where are you from, and I say "Denver" as she kneels down for the brief conversation. I'm thinking "I can't get over the fact that she has a face like a man. " So she says "Sixty dollars" and I give her a charge card. She asks for I'd, but following rule number 2 - keep your valuables out of strange places, I say "it's in the car. " So I go out to get my I'd and mamasan escorts me to the door. Rule number 1, is don't spend an hour of your life with a woman with whom you find no attraction, despite her body or your imagination. So I say to mamasan "what other girls do you have here?" She says, "One other" and I respond - "send HER to see me. " THIS girl comes in, slender like the first, very 40 ish, face maybe a 6, and bolt-ons. She has some attitude because the buzz in the place is that I'm fussy. Like I have no right to be? I'm like. "I'm leaving. " She actually tries sort of timidly to block me from walking out of the room, but I'm not having it. I walk to the exit door, mamasan comes quickly, and I leave. I just couldn't bring myself to have a depressing experience whatever it might yield with women who looked liked plastic surgery specimens. Wound up going to a bar where I ran into at least 7 girls I know pretty well, no fancy nothing, just real people, eventually danced for a min, spent $12 on drinks and said to myself "I could be wrong but real life with no expectations can be much better than fake life with high expectations. And much less expensive. " Oh BTW if you see FineTouch's BP ad, you'll be allured by the amazingly cute and delicate girl in the pics. No such girl on premises.

Things were good here last fall and have unfortunately fallen off considerably. Sheri, Chanel and Pinky are all gone. Met "Sonny" once a while back and had an uninspired session with a lot of "no's". At least she was pretty. Hopefully they'll reload the talent queue soon and get back to being a better than average place they used to be.

[Svtcobra]

Those soccer moms need to be put in their place. Back in the day when I was in the military in Korea, the smattering of female American military members had an insane jealousy when they saw an American guy dating a Korean. In the States they thought they were the shit and got plenty of attention but suddenly found themselves being ignored in Korea. These soccer moms are no different.

Spot on night! Been there done that LOL.

[Niteluvr]

I was not running out nervous and ashamed at all.

In fact I was exchanging small talk with my therapist as I paid at the counter, and I even smiled at the boss lady who was doing a foot massage for one of the soccer witches.

She waived back and smiled, thanking me by name, and a look of total disgust came over the faces of the 3 old hens getting their feet done.

They probably thought to themselves "my god i bet he banged her too".

Those soccer moms need to be put in their place. Back in the day when I was in the military in Korea, the smattering of female American military members had an insane jealousy when they saw an American guy dating a Korean. In the States they thought they were the shit and got plenty of attention but suddenly found themselves being ignored in Korea. These soccer moms are no different.

[GrantHogg123]

Did you do the table shower, or just massage?

I did table.

[SunSin1]

Me I take the opposite approach. When I get a look or stare I make a point to sit down and relax in an open chair next to them and strike up conversation. A lot dudes are just so obvious when they leave. Head down, rushing out. I say relax dudes. You just went to get a massage. If you act like you robbed a bank they will think you did. Just be cool.

I was not running out nervous and ashamed at all.

In fact I was exchanging small talk with my therapist as I paid at the counter, and I even smiled at the boss lady who was doing a foot massage for one of the soccer witches.

She waived back and smiled, thanking me by name, and a look of total disgust came over the faces of the 3 old hens getting their feet done.

They probably thought to themselves "my god i bet he banged her too".

[MikeyGaGa1]

Exactly. Those soccer moms are some of the most hypocritical witches on planet earth. They can fuck their pool boy but we're pond scum if we want a simple HE from a masseuse? It's bullshit of the highest order. If the walls could talk, I'd bet one of them has gotten a little clit action from a masseuse.

Me I take the opposite approach. When I get a look or stare I make a point to sit down and relax in an open chair next to them and strike up conversation. A lot dudes are just so obvious when they leave. Head down, rushing out. I say relax dudes. You just went to get a massage. If you act like you robbed a bank they will think you did. Just be cool.

[MikeyGaGa1]

Having seen some reviews of Fine Touch way up 400 exit 12 b McFarland Rd. , I visited this "day spa" tonight. It had been a very long and stressful day. I entered and the 50 ish mamasan escorted me into a room. One rule one MUST follow in an environment is NOT DISROBE in a strange environment until you know what you're about because you surrender control. A 40 ish lady, flat belly great legs with a face like a man enters, and says "honey you are so quiet" and I'm like. "Yes, I just got here and you just walked into the room. " She says "Where are you from, and I say "Denver" as she kneels down for the brief conversation. I'm thinking "I can't get over the fact that she has a face like a man. " So she says "Sixty dollars" and I give her a charge card. She asks for I'd, but following rule number 2 - keep your valuables out of strange places, I say "it's in the car. " So I go out to get my I'd and mamasan escorts me to the door. Rule number 1, is don't spend an hour of your life with a woman with whom you find no attraction, despite her body or your imagination. So I say to mamasan "what other girls do you have here?" She says, "One other" and I respond - "send HER to see me. " THIS girl comes in, slender like the first, very 40 ish, face maybe a 6, and bolt-ons. She has some attitude because the buzz in the place is that I'm fussy. Like I have no right to be? I'm like. "I'm leaving. " She actually tries sort of timidly to block me from walking out of the room, but I'm not having it. I walk to the exit door, mamasan comes quickly, and I leave. I just couldn't bring myself to have a depressing experience whatever it might yield with women who looked liked plastic surgery specimens. Wound up going to a bar where I ran into at least 7 girls I know pretty well, no fancy nothing, just real people, eventually danced for a min, spent $12 on drinks and said to myself "I could be wrong but real life with no expectations can be much better than fake life with high expectations. And much less expensive. " Oh BTW if you see FineTouch's BP ad, you'll be allured by the amazingly cute and delicate girl in the pics. No such girl on premises.

It's a sad situation here in ATL. I have not seen a solid 9 at an AMP in months. Heck I would even like to see an 8. When you go around and see 6 'sand 7's all the time you begin to think its a win. Don't be fooled. There are plenty out there. Just not here.

[ImNoThere]

Horrible attitude, ridiculously lame massage, delusional about $. Avoid her.

Absolutely awful. Sorry that my first post is so negative, but she is probably the reason I'm giving up the hobby. I went in a few weeks ago to try Yumi after reading a glowing review on another site. As soon as she comes into the room she tells me to tip immediately, which is strange since I hadn't indicated that I wanted anything. So I told her to slow down and see how I felt once the massage started. She gives me 20 minutes on a back massage, and then goes into 10 minutes of "going for a hot towel". At this point I'm reading the situation as a dead end, but she comes back and flips me and starts to talk numbers. She asks for 2 for a HJ. So of course I say no way. Tells me she usually charges 3. And of course I'm like that's nice, but not what I'm looking for. She keeps pressing me to tell her why I'm being "cheap" and tells me that today is the best because she wouldn't be there long. Eventually she talks down to 1 for a H with her topless, but no touching. I finally cave just to get the arguing over. In my head I'm thinking 1 for a place where the house gets. 5 isn't murder. So I give her the cash and she goes to work. For about 10 minutes. After that she claimed to be tired and gave up. When I asked what the deal was, she said if I couldn't finish in 10 it was my problem. Then she proceeds to chat with me as it ends in a diy with her chatting with me about not having a boyfriend and wanting to meet people but working too much for like 20 minutes. As I'm getting dressed I was a little bothered. But then I'm trying to leave and she insists on more money saying I stayed longer than an hour. So I tell her I didn't have more, so reached into my jacket pocket and checks for herself. Then takes my phone and says she will hold onto it while I go get more from the atm. That's when I got pissed and sternly told her that she wasn't about to do that with me. I took my phone and started to head out. The damn manager made me pay him at the door. So I ended up paying for the massage twice basically or if it sounds better, she got a huge tip for a diy. Then she comes and gives me her number while the manager is taking my money and says to call. I left as quickly as possible. Avoid this place at all costs. This is even after I've had luck here before.