Massage Parlor Reports

**Grand Piano** · 01-18-15 00:26

Originally Posted by MongerFace [View Original Post]

She must have not liked you. When I went she was just perfect.

She pretty much always has great reviews. Meh like the saying goes. You can't please everyone.

Saw Lisa recently in Longwood. I have to agree, the massage is not all that great. She kind of rubs AT you. However the after party was quite wonderful. I found the view very nice and the service great. $. 5 for a good time.

GP.

**Scriviner** · 01-17-15 22:14

Saw Daisy at Luxsa. Very cute and nice girl, easy to talk to. Left happy, did the flat rate from the ad. Easy to set up appointment.

**Thestic** · 01-17-15 21:15

This is my first review here.

Had a session with Heather in Wp. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-bliss/8046779.

I went to see her hoping to get some kinks in my back taken care of.

She is pretty hot and provided a stellar and sensual massage. I didn't try anything honestly wasn't what I was looking for. Left feeling like jello in a good way.

**Evolved Bonobo** · 01-17-15 20:58

Twice visited this provider on consecutive days initially based upon a pretty accurate report from a few days ago, but then on how attracted I was to the slim / petite 20-something masseuse named Yaya. After delays in the back and forth texts and in finding the location on the first day, I only had hh left before I had to be somewhere else. Good but short service left me leaving with the idea of this place having more potential. On the second visit, I booked and hour, but due to a scheduling conflict on their end, had to again cut it short by hh. I did realize the full potential of this service, however, and for easily 25 percent less than the usual price that's usually posted -- 60 h, 40 hh. I will probably repeat if I can get a whole hour. A hh isn't enough for a decent massage. I would be more enthusiastic about revisiting but the hygiene of the bathroom was questionable. On the first visit, I had asked to take a shower since I had just gotten off of work. There were no clean towels in the bathroom, nor toilet paper, and many used towels of all sizes on the floor. I was able to wash / rinse off a bit in the sink but that was it. I was thinking about this on my second visit, because at the end of the visit she wiped me off with a hand towel that she had just rinsed off in the sink. Though I thought I saw clean ones in the open closet next to the bed, I wasn't sure where she initially got the towel she cleaned me with, so I expeditiously wiped myself off with a sanitary napkin as soon as I got back to my car. I'm probably being paranoid, but just pay attention afterwards.

**FlSurfer123** · 01-17-15 19:07

Originally Posted by BoredFlGuy [View Original Post]

Ok, which one of you jokers thought Serenity was offering drive-through service now? Someone drove into the building right next to the door, either yesterday or the day before.

Haha I thought the same thing. Drove by a few weeks ago and saw that. Thought uncle LEO had a little too much to drink and couldn't use the door.

**EastOrlFun** · 01-17-15 17:08

Originally Posted by RonDonald [View Original Post]

Decided to try something new today and ended visiting this provider. It was. Interesting. Like many things in this hobby (and in life I suppose) it was kind of a mixed bag. Some awesome, some not.

So, let's start with the ad. It says things like "new management, "nice rooms", and "skilled staff. " All of which might lead you to think that there is management, or rooms, or staff. As far as I can tell there is not. It's just one girl in a hotel room. Now, could there be management behind the scenes? It's always possible, but I didn't see any evidence of any. I even suppose it's possible they do have a "staff" and different girls work different times or rooms. Who knows.

Anyway, standard two call system to a lowtel near UCF. Went to the room and was greeted by an absolutely gorgeous Asian woman named Ya Ya, early 20's, in an incredibly sexy black see-through nightie. Short. Petite. Fantastic body and a just-so perfectly ample chest. I opted for the HH at 40 because of time. It's 60 for the hour.

So, some downsides: slight smoking smell -- I don't think it's the girl, just the room. She does drape, the massage starts a little weak, there's no table shower as advertised (unless I guess they just use the shower in the room) and there's no real massage table, you just use the bed with fresh towels laid out.

But. It's not that bad. For one, the quality of the massage did improve. Nowhere near the best, but it sufficed. The bed actually is fine too. She knows how to make do with it and I was plenty comfortable. Added bonus: she spends quite a good deal of the time on the bed with you in that little nightie. Not complaining about that.

Normally the drape is a bad sign, but in this case, all's good. I left very happy and while she does try to upsell she will also negotiate. It seems like the menu would be wide open for 140 total damage HH.

All in all it was in interesting dream. Hope to make it recurring.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...er-22/11807599

I went to see little Ya Ya yesterday before reading Ron's review. I had a very similar experience except I opted for the hour as I wanted to spend some time with this little cutie. As Ron said, she is very nice looking with the most perfect tits I have seen in quite a while. I saw no evidence of management. Also did not see any cigs so the light smoke smell must just be the room. If you are looking for a full hour massage, go to an AMP as she only spends about 10 minutes on the massage. She did not drape me. She must of liked my ass more than Ron's Once you flip she will ask for more to disrobe, body to body rub and take care of you. Afterwards she was in no hurry for me to leave. We tried to talk but she knows very little English. If you are the type that falls for providers, you may want to stay away as you will want to take her home and keep her to yourself. It was very important to her that I liked her so I will come back. She indicated FS would be an option on my next visit. I will update when I visit again.

**PedroRulz** · 01-17-15 15:20

Originally Posted by Summertime0777 [View Original Post]

The AMP in Mt Dora was busted and closed down.

They were great while they lasted. I mean old men in the area need a place to go. Very nice place and the usual rates for better than usual service. Great rubdowns and never more than a happy ending. I guess there isn't much real crime in Mount Dora.

**Zooman** · 01-17-15 15:13

Worked late and had to cancel a set up with a well known provider, which sucked. So, finally getting off work and wanted a quick massage and hand shake, I stopped by a place near 192 and 27. Asian lady who looked like mid 30's (which means she was probably mid 50's) answered the door and took me back. Very quiet. Massage was average at best. Did play with the boys some. On the flip, fell asleep and thought about a quick hand shake with someone completely dressed in her clothes still, not even topless. Woke up, had the table shower (yes the table shower was at the end). Overall, not worth the door fee of 70 and my small tip for her time. Won't be going back.

**BoredFlGuy** · 01-17-15 13:30

Ok, which one of you jokers thought Serenity was offering drive-through service now? Someone drove into the building right next to the door, either yesterday or the day before.

**ButchKid** · 01-17-15 12:28

Originally Posted by ButchKid [View Original Post]

I called yesterday. An Asian girl answered who could barely speak English, but we finally agreed that I would come at 11 AM today and she would text me the address. By 10 I hadn't heard from her, so I texted a reminder. Nothing. At 11, I texted again. About 11:15 she replied, "Come 12. " I was already in the area, since we had an appointment. So I texted, "I'm here. What's your address? Can I come earlier?" She replied, "I clean room. Come 12:30. " Oh well, I guess I'll try again. I still think I'll try to see her some other day and, if she makes the right moves, all will be forgiven.

The next day, after I had posted the above review, she sent me a text that said, "sorry, next time 1/2 price. " I think I'll return and say, "instead of half price, how about full service?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...er-22/11807599