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**Joe Looking** · 01-18-15 11:55

Has anyone here seen Breezy before. She's been posting a bit lately and one of her pictures is really making me want to pull the trigger. I'm curious about prices, services and the risk since she's only outcall. Any info appreciated and feel free to PM me.

**EdGein** · 01-17-15 23:36

Originally Posted by BlueIce7 [View Original Post]

About 4 years ago I met a girl over on WF Rd. I ask to use the bathroom when I get there and per this thread there's a friend in the bathroom. We switch places and after I use the facilities the friend just stays in the room. Fast forward several minutes and I am on top of the sp I called with my dick buried between her tits. There's a knock on the door and I freeze. The friend pops up and actually answers the door. It's a pizza delivery driver. She pays for the pizza while I am trying to stay perfectly still. The girl under me is trying unsuccessfully to not laugh and I'm trying to do the math re the configuration of the room to determine if the guy at the door can see my naked ass hovering above the naked chick on the bed.

The door eventually closes. The room fills with the smell of hot pizza. I eventually finish and probably a pizza driver had a hell of a story to tell back at the local Dominos. This is a hobby that leads to some weird circumstances at times.

That is one of my fantasies. Have one hot chick feed me pizza while another sucks me off.

Dang it, now I am hungry and horny.

**Amateur11** · 01-17-15 22:39

Originally Posted by Bb211 [View Original Post]

Just called and she texted me her address at the Econo Lodge on Mechanic Blvd. Said to park by the pool. Asked what type of car. Told her. A couple minutes later she texted she would meet me and get the donation and get a room. I replied no thanks. She then sent back a text saying I could hold her phone while she got the room. LOL. Tempted to go thru and bring a couple buddies along and catch her and her boyfriend. But fuck it she will get busted soon.

Backpage is the new alley-way by the dogfood factory. Liars, cheats, theives and drug addicts (see my previoud posts, ad nauseum).

I'm increasingly convinced I had a short run of fun that will never be replicated, in the good ol' days when you could meet a hot girl at her trailer, down on her luck, half a bottle of whiskey in, and convince her to do anything you wanted while she was in nothing but Uggs (yes, this happened more than twice in 2007. Thanks Craigslist ERS).

I feel INCREASINGLY lucky that I have stumbled upon a fabulous little 19 yo lesbian, down on her luck, who happens to love dick, and shows up at my house soaking fucking wet every single time. A donation for her travel and troubles, and nothing but a sweaty and sticky time for me.

I have never gone down this road and have no desire to be anything but 200% cautious, but perhaps if you PM me, you can gain my trust and I can pass her your way.

**Bb211** · 01-17-15 22:14

Originally Posted by Merge1 [View Original Post]

Probably it would help to include a link to other uses of one or two of these pics, to help those who don't believe they are fake.

The duckface is enough for me!

Just called and she texted me her address at the Econo Lodge on Mechanic Blvd. Said to park by the pool. Asked what type of car. Told her. A couple minutes later she texted she would meet me and get the donation and get a room. I replied no thanks. She then sent back a text saying I could hold her phone while she got the room. LOL. Tempted to go thru and bring a couple buddies along and catch her and her boyfriend. But fuck it she will get busted soon.

**Joe Looking** · 01-17-15 20:10

Originally Posted by Mydine74 [View Original Post]

Should I be worried? I texted her last night and called but no response which I thought was unusual because she will text or call back with 30 min. Is it common practice to if busted to take the providers phone and try to catch clients?

Unless your text included you offering to pay for services then no. Even if it has in the past, I would not worry too much as I'm sure she doesn't save messages. If she texts back just be guarded in what you say and be wary of seeing her without meeting somewhere in public first until you think all is clear.

**Lookin Good** · 01-17-15 16:22

Originally Posted by Amateur11 [View Original Post]

BP isn't the cream of the crop, but man, that mugshot. I'm sure she's a sweet girl and all, but I can't get past that mouth. And I know she's not the cheapest out there.

On another note, if you visit the "county of choice" mushots dot com, and go a few pics past Ivy's, is that not HAZE of the Baby and Haze duo?

Maybe some others will agree with me, but I think Ivy has gone down hill over the past year or so. She used to look a lot better. I think her addictions are getting the best of her.

**Too Badd** · 01-17-15 15:35

Originally Posted by BlueIce7 [View Original Post]

About 4 years ago I met a girl over on WF Rd. I ask to use the bathroom when I get there and per this thread there's a friend in the bathroom. We switch places and after I use the facilities the friend just stays in the room. Fast forward several minutes and I am on top of the sp I called with my dick buried between her tits. There's a knock on the door and I freeze. The friend pops up and actually answers the door. It's a pizza delivery driver. She pays for the pizza while I am trying to stay perfectly still. The girl under me is trying unsuccessfully to not laugh and I'm trying to do the math re the configuration of the room to determine if the guy at the door can see my naked ass hovering above the naked chick on the bed.

The door eventually closes. The room fills with the smell of hot pizza. I eventually finish and probably a pizza driver had a hell of a story to tell back at the local Dominos. This is a hobby that leads to some weird circumstances at times.

That is rather comical, hopefully you are laughing about it now. Did they at least offer you a slice?!

**Vossen** · 01-17-15 14:53

Originally Posted by BlueIce7 [View Original Post]

About 4 years ago I met a girl over on WF Rd. I ask to use the bathroom when I get there and per this thread there's a friend in the bathroom. We switch places and after I use the facilities the friend just stays in the room. Fast forward several minutes and I am on top of the sp I called with my dick buried between her tits. There's a knock on the door and I freeze. The friend pops up and actually answers the door. It's a pizza delivery driver. She pays for the pizza while I am trying to stay perfectly still. The girl under me is trying unsuccessfully to not laugh and I'm trying to do the math re the configuration of the room to determine if the guy at the door can see my naked ass hovering above the naked chick on the bed.

The door eventually closes. The room fills with the smell of hot pizza. I eventually finish and probably a pizza driver had a hell of a story to tell back at the local Dominos. This is a hobby that leads to some weird circumstances at times.

LOL! And to the girls this was probably a non issue. Just another day at the job.

**Dsrtp1** · 01-17-15 14:05

Originally Posted by ToySoldier [View Original Post]

It's kinda like someone once said about pornography - It may be hard to describe, but I know it when I see it. Long ago, I worked for the DEA and was immersed in the drug trade crowd, so I'm probably more aware of what the typical addict looks like than most people would, but here are some generalities:

1) slim look, particularly if you can find older pictures and see weight loss over a period of time.

2) sunken eyes, dark "smokey" eye sockets.

3) acne.

4) take notice of stuff in the background. Messy room, sometimes even drug paraphernalia is visible. What kind of hotel / motel is it?

5) finally, if there's an 18-25 yr old girl selling her pussy for $40-$60 in a run-down motel, she isn't sending those funds to her ailing grandma in a nursing home or buying her baby diapers. . she's buying drugs with it! Stay away.

Based on your sixth sense would you pin her as an h or meth user? Just curious.

http://greensboro.backpage.com/Femal...-2507/18168540

**BlueIce7** · 01-17-15 10:52

Originally Posted by MrSmithwick [View Original Post]

If I go to meet a girl and there are other girls hiding in the bathroom, I just tell the girl I am seeing not to keep them locked up, just let them out. ....

About 4 years ago I met a girl over on WF Rd. I ask to use the bathroom when I get there and per this thread there's a friend in the bathroom. We switch places and after I use the facilities the friend just stays in the room. Fast forward several minutes and I am on top of the sp I called with my dick buried between her tits. There's a knock on the door and I freeze. The friend pops up and actually answers the door. It's a pizza delivery driver. She pays for the pizza while I am trying to stay perfectly still. The girl under me is trying unsuccessfully to not laugh and I'm trying to do the math re the configuration of the room to determine if the guy at the door can see my naked ass hovering above the naked chick on the bed.

The door eventually closes. The room fills with the smell of hot pizza. I eventually finish and probably a pizza driver had a hell of a story to tell back at the local Dominos. This is a hobby that leads to some weird circumstances at times.

**jobobtheclown** · 01-17-15 08:11

Originally Posted by Amateur11 [View Original Post]

BP isn't the cream of the crop, but man, that mugshot. I'm sure she's a sweet girl and all, but I can't get past that mouth. And I know she's not the cheapest out there.

On another note, if you visit the "county of choice" mushots dot com, and go a few pics past Ivy's, is that not HAZE of the Baby and Haze duo?

What's weird is that her mugshot is hotter than all the pics in her ads.

**EdGein** · 01-17-15 01:57

Originally Posted by Amateur11 [View Original Post]

BP isn't the cream of the crop, but man, that mugshot. I'm sure she's a sweet girl and all, but I can't get past that mouth. And I know she's not the cheapest out there.

On another note, if you visit the "county of choice" mushots dot com, and go a few pics past Ivy's, is that not HAZE of the Baby and Haze duo?

That's her alright. Hmmm. Ivy was just dumb. FTA. They know she is around. But the other, surprised her friend wasnt with her.

Oh well. Maybe it is time to fuck the wife for a while.

**Loshan** · 01-17-15 00:06

Originally Posted by Amateur11 [View Original Post]

BP isn't the cream of the crop, but man, that mugshot. I'm sure she's a sweet girl and all, but I can't get past that mouth. And I know she's not the cheapest out there.

On another note, if you visit the "county of choice" mushots dot com, and go a few pics past Ivy's, is that not HAZE of the Baby and Haze duo?

Which county is she in? Can you post a link?