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[VeryHorny]

I moved away but plan to visit again real soon. I hope to get a suite out near Disney area and I do not plan on renting a car, so I am looking for providers that will come to me.

[TellMeWhy]

I agree with you. I've seen Patients (Krystal) and she treated me well and her friend looks decent as well but I wouldn't donate more than 200 for ANY two girls. Well if it was Bonnie Rotten and Abella Anderson or something like that then maybe. I saw the ad and almost called until I saw the 300 and I said FUCK that. I'd rather buy some new shoes that will last several years with proper care. If I wanted to bang two chicks of that level I would just go to the local walmart and grab two randoms from the cereal isle for free.

KC.

I don't mind paying the coin if I get high quality. And if I'm doing a duo I want an hour because I want to finish with each girl. 400 for maura and zoey was pushing it. It seems like some mongers are enjoying some great dreams with patients so maybe she would be worth seeing for some headache relief. And il save the 400 for Leilah and Jenna.

[Member #4697]

Based on reviews a part of me would love to try patience and her friend. However $$ seems steep. I donated $$$ for a duo with nikki baby and katie and twice I donated $$ for a duo with petite maura and zoey. Based on the pics I wouldn't put these girls on that level. Maybe someone that's seen them can give me some advice because based on the pics I get a SW in a seedy hotel vibe.

I agree with you. I've seen Patients (Krystal) and she treated me well and her friend looks decent as well but I wouldn't donate more than 200 for ANY two girls. Well if it was Bonnie Rotten and Abella Anderson or something like that then maybe. I saw the ad and almost called until I saw the 300 and I said FUCK that. I'd rather buy some new shoes that will last several years with proper care. If I wanted to bang two chicks of that level I would just go to the local walmart and grab two randoms from the cereal isle for free.

KC.

[OTowner]

I found my self dosing off into a dream this past Saturday morning, the dream started with me texting MarinaGfe the day before and actually having some dirty texts with her which got me all excited to see her! I opted for the 1 hr and multi cup was offered! I dreamed that I pulled up to a very nice hotel near SeaWorld and a simple phone call got me to her door. She opened the door wearing a sexy black lingerie fish net combo, and OMG was Jr. Awake! Did a simple LEO check and started with a DFK which lead to use without any clothes on. She started with a light back rub and soon I turned over for an amazing BBBJ which lead to some DATY and soon after lead to some mish and me burying my face into those gorgeous breast of hers! Soon after I popped and we spent some time laying there naked talking and once I was ready for round 2, another BBBJ was on the menu until the cap went on and some CG action started which lead to doggie where I was looking at her sexy ass! Gentlemen I encourage you to go see her right away! She told me she will be back this weekend! She is the definition of GFE mixed with such an amazing personality! I for sure will be seeing her again! She is not a clock watcher at all! Thank you for the amazing time!

[Alligator19]

C3, my friend, in my opinion, you have hit the nail on it's head. We don't need stories, just useful facts of the advertising ladies. Pictures, heck yes, that is what is all about, "Attraction", and all our tastes are different.

Don't pretty-up your pics to much, keep it real, we will find out the truth anyways, and if you where un-honest, what will we think about you?

Jesse mentioned Vino's "Dallas" Post in his reply to this: One more sentence to this: "I would from now on suggest to call this chick " RUN-AROUND Sue ", that's all she is. She is just to greedy and UNRELIABLE. Competition has caught up with her, and now she is desperate, BUT has not changed her game!

Just ignore her, we have so much better here, and don't need to get the "RUN-AROUND" show from this "Dallas" chick, besides you like being treated as her last resource and wait on parking-lots for hrs. to then find out she disappeared AGAIN. Car-Trouble, Phone-Trouble, Fell-Asleep, My-Aunt-just-showed-up, Who-are-you....... The "Run-Around Sue's"-Lyrics

Damn! Well articulated.

[Muff Luva]

A fucken men to that! Blah blah blah blah blah shaved pussy, Blah blah blah blah blah I like giving blowjob, Blah blah blah blah blah I have nice tits, Blah blah blah blah blah 100 roses, Blah blah blah blah blah telephone, Blah blah blah blah blah pictures.

I would like to add LOCATION to that. Some of you are in the middle of a forest on the other side of three traffic jams and are talking about lunch hour specials.

Some of us don't have the time to be making an appointment 3 weeks in advance or calling around like we're shopping for a mechanic. When we see a window of opportunity, it's more like sending a text "are you free in 45 minutes, and where are you. " Don't waste our time.

And I'm glad admin said that the hieroglyphic craigslist backpage crap is crap. It doesn't work, wastes our time, and apparently crashes websites and admin time. You know what works, even on craigspage?

?Ihaveahotpenis - 19 (up your ass).

Sabrina Incall - 25 (Kirkman).

!111!11 OMGMYhotdickDDDDDDDDDDDD - 18.

More than one Sabrina on CLBP?

Sabrina Bootie Outcalls Only - 25 (Kirkman).

If your pimp is advertising for you, he is not a specialist in online marketing and SEO, he's a pimp. Frankly, I ignore everything in the title and just browse by location, so if your location is "in your wettest dreams", you're not even there because I didn't click your link. If your pics suck, well frankly I don't shop by "is that the worst she could look?" If your pimp is an SEO expert, he wouldn't be pimping.

Let's not dance around this; If you're getting busted, you're getting busted. If I ask where you are and I get over by WDW. We have a problem. Let's have a city, district, and cross-streets, so that when I call you back and say I'm in Clermont, you don't get all upset because you're in Celebration. LEO is not knocking door-to-door to find you, they need to catch you in the act, and by then it's all over.

Have an incall. Have an option for an incall. Do a car date, do something. I laugh at the cheapskates in the massage parlor sections since they don't realize it's a convenience store. Of course there's a markup; if I could get drive-thru head in a safe, private, closed door garage, I would, but I'd expect a discount since there's no shower and massage.

[Redsox2005]

C3, you nailed it. What's on the menu, what's the coinage. We shouldn't have to ask or guess. I'm one of those BBBJCIMNQNS kind of guys. That's what I like to look for in a profile.

[TellMeWhy]

Based on reviews a part of me would love to try patience and her friend. However $$ seems steep. I donated $$$ for a duo with nikki baby and katie and twice I donated $$ for a duo with petite maura and zoey. Based on the pics I wouldn't put these girls on that level. Maybe someone that's seen them can give me some advice because based on the pics I get a SW in a seedy hotel vibe.

[Plattler]

A fucken men to that! Blah blah blah blah blah shaved pussy, Blah blah blah blah blah I like giving blowjob, Blah blah blah blah blah I have nice tits, Blah blah blah blah blah 100 roses, Blah blah blah blah blah telephone, Blah blah blah blah blah pictures.

Blah blah blah. I like what I do. . The only and ultimate.

Ladies: "pictures speak more then a thousand words".

[Admin2]

For those that write really long ads with all sorts of claims and info I have to be honest, I don't read your ad. I do look at the pictures.

A fucken men to that! Blah blah blah blah blah shaved pussy, Blah blah blah blah blah I like giving blowjob, Blah blah blah blah blah I have nice tits, Blah blah blah blah blah 100 roses, Blah blah blah blah blah telephone, Blah blah blah blah blah pictures.

[Plattler]

So, I see Daddy had to stop the car over in the advertiser's forum. It seems the ladies have been engaging in some sort of war on formatting and some of what they are using isn't supported by the web site. This made Sonny, aka A2, have to reformat the posts. One thing I know about Sonny is, he would rather be fucking than reformatting shitty posts.

So, this may be the right time to discuss what we look for when we go trolling over in the advertiser's thread. I don't pretend to be speaking for all the fiction writers in our little literary club, but this is my take on this. Plus, today is a travel day and my first flight was delayed two hours, so I have far too much time on my hand, which is never a good thing.

Let me state that I love the number and quality of ladies posting over there these days. I, for one, get my inspiration for creating great fiction from employing a muse, and, I will say, most of the muse's I employ these days do come from the ladies that post over there. Love the quality. Love the variety. Love the number available.

So, what am I drawn to? I would think the average muse might want to know what many of us look for. So, here is the way I think.

First, I am a guy. I am visual. Pics matter. And they don't have to be nekked pics. But I do like accurate pics. Giving me an idea of what to expect is a good thing, keeping it legal and in keeping with the literary club, of course.

Second, how do I contact you and I do like it if I get a clue on how you might get back to me. I totally respect that you have to run your muse business your way. I am just saying if you like to text, tell me. I you like to e-mail, tell me. You may want to say that if you don't get back to me in the next 10 minutes that you are busy. OK. I know that ain't going to happen, but a guy can dream, can't he?

Third, if a gentleman wanted to make a donation to your favorite charity, what might you suggest?

Hey, I am lazy. If a lady shows me in her ad sort of what she looks like and tells me how to get hold of her, what to expect and how much damage is going to happen to my petty cash drawer then she probably will get the attention of the little head faster than those that select to not go that route.

For those that write really long ads with all sorts of claims and info I have to be honest, I don't read your ad. I do look at the pictures.

While I am on this, face it, we are experiencing a great success in our literary club. We have more SP's and more newbies. They do go hand in hand. It seems in the past few weeks we have had several new guys stop by and piss us off by thinking we are somehow a data base of all things ladies of the evening in this town. Of course, we aren't. But we do have a great hobby and us guys do share intell, often in the forums but more often using PM's. Ladies, I also want you to know that I have no desire to pass off secret intel on you to LE. And we all assume there are LEO's here doing whatever rather than out fighting real crime. I have to say, if a newbie writes a review and the SP verifies it, I am impressed. So, ladies, please feel free to verify a review. Damn, thank the guy in public, after all, he did help with the rent. On the other hand, I think if what the guy wrote didn't happen that you should say so. That may or may not be Kosher to Sonny, but I think if a guy claims he saw you and he didn't that we would like to know that. I do have this fear that I am going to give intel to MBI and cause one of you to get into trouble. Also, if he claimed you did something you didn't that most of us want to know that so we can put him on Santa's "naughty" list.

Are there any other opinions on this?

Time for coffee.

C3.

C3, my friend, in my opinion, you have hit the nail on it's head. We don't need stories, just useful facts of the advertising ladies. Pictures, heck yes, that is what is all about, "Attraction", and all our tastes are different.

Don't pretty-up your pics to much, keep it real, we will find out the truth anyways, and if you where un-honest, what will we think about you?

Jesse mentioned Vino's "Dallas" Post in his reply to this: One more sentence to this: "I would from now on suggest to call this chick " RUN-AROUND Sue ", that's all she is. She is just to greedy and UNRELIABLE. Competition has caught up with her, and now she is desperate, BUT has not changed her game!

Just ignore her, we have so much better here, and don't need to get the "RUN-AROUND" show from this "Dallas" chick, besides you like being treated as her last resource and wait on parking-lots for hrs. to then find out she disappeared AGAIN. Car-Trouble, Phone-Trouble, Fell-Asleep, My-Aunt-just-showed-up, Who-are-you....... The "Run-Around Sue's"-Lyrics

[Jesse54]

So, I see Daddy had to stop the car over in the advertiser's forum. It seems the ladies have been engaging in some sort of war on formatting and some of what they are using isn't supported by the web site. This made Sonny, aka A2, have to reformat the posts. One thing I know about Sonny is, he would rather be fucking than reformatting shitty posts.

So, this may be the right time to discuss what we look for when we go trolling over in the advertiser's thread. I don't pretend to be speaking for all the fiction writers in our little literary club, but this is my take on this. Plus, today is a travel day and my first flight was delayed two hours, so I have far too much time on my hand, which is never a good thing.

Let me state that I love the number and quality of ladies posting over there these days. I, for one, get my inspiration for creating great fiction from employing a muse, and, I will say, most of the muse's I employ these days do come from the ladies that post over there. Love the quality. Love the variety. Love the number available.

So, what am I drawn to? I would think the average muse might want to know what many of us look for. So, here is the way I think.

First, I am a guy. I am visual. Pics matter. And they don't have to be nekked pics. But I do like accurate pics. Giving me an idea of what to expect is a good thing, keeping it legal and in keeping with the literary club, of course.

Second, how do I contact you and I do like it if I get a clue on how you might get back to me. I totally respect that you have to run your muse business your way. I am just saying if you like to text, tell me. I you like to e-mail, tell me. You may want to say that if you don't get back to me in the next 10 minutes that you are busy. OK. I know that ain't going to happen, but a guy can dream, can't he?

Third, if a gentleman wanted to make a donation to your favorite charity, what might you suggest?

Hey, I am lazy. If a lady shows me in her ad sort of what she looks like and tells me how to get hold of her, what to expect and how much damage is going to happen to my petty cash drawer then she probably will get the attention of the little head faster than those that select to not go that route.

For those that write really long ads with all sorts of claims and info I have to be honest, I don't read your ad. I do look at the pictures.

While I am on this, face it, we are experiencing a great success in our literary club. We have more SP's and more newbies. They do go hand in hand. It seems in the past few weeks we have had several new guys stop by and piss us off by thinking we are somehow a data base of all things ladies of the evening in this town. Of course, we aren't. But we do have a great hobby and us guys do share intell, often in the forums but more often using PM's. Ladies, I also want you to know that I have no desire to pass off secret intel on you to LE. And we all assume there are LEO's here doing whatever rather than out fighting real crime. I have to say, if a newbie writes a review and the SP verifies it, I am impressed. So, ladies, please feel free to verify a review. Damn, thank the guy in public, after all, he did help with the rent. On the other hand, I think if what the guy wrote didn't happen that you should say so. That may or may not be Kosher to Sonny, but I think if a guy claims he saw you and he didn't that we would like to know that. I do have this fear that I am going to give intel to MBI and cause one of you to get into trouble. Also, if he claimed you did something you didn't that most of us want to know that so we can put him on Santa's "naughty" list.

Are there any other opinions on this?

Time for coffee.

C3.

C3 something is bad wrong. Really bad. Your thoughts on this topic mirror what I would say. I mean Capital "T". I do however read the entire resume. Between that and the Vino advice to Dallas a gal could really take some pointers.

On another note a first for me this week. Cock blocked TWICE in a couple of days. One of you slick dogs has turned a UTR into a GF as I got a text she is off the market. Damn. Next day another UTR turns my Mario Coins down. I screwed up and was honest telling her I am not a once a week guy. So I guess everyone else on here finds a SP they like, visits her once a week as long as SHE says yes. That is how it works right. Wink, wink. No fears young lady, I am sure I can find someone who will gladly relieve me of those coins. Not quite Pamela Handshake desperate yet.

Cheers Jesse.

[Camera3]

So, I see Daddy had to stop the car over in the advertiser's forum. It seems the ladies have been engaging in some sort of war on formatting and some of what they are using isn't supported by the web site. This made Sonny, aka A2, have to reformat the posts. One thing I know about Sonny is, he would rather be fucking than reformatting shitty posts.

So, this may be the right time to discuss what we look for when we go trolling over in the advertiser's thread. I don't pretend to be speaking for all the fiction writers in our little literary club, but this is my take on this. Plus, today is a travel day and my first flight was delayed two hours, so I have far too much time on my hand, which is never a good thing.

Let me state that I love the number and quality of ladies posting over there these days. I, for one, get my inspiration for creating great fiction from employing a muse, and, I will say, most of the muse's I employ these days do come from the ladies that post over there. Love the quality. Love the variety. Love the number available.

So, what am I drawn to? I would think the average muse might want to know what many of us look for. So, here is the way I think.

First, I am a guy. I am visual. Pics matter. And they don't have to be nekked pics. But I do like accurate pics. Giving me an idea of what to expect is a good thing, keeping it legal and in keeping with the literary club, of course.

Second, how do I contact you and I do like it if I get a clue on how you might get back to me. I totally respect that you have to run your muse business your way. I am just saying if you like to text, tell me. I you like to e-mail, tell me. You may want to say that if you don't get back to me in the next 10 minutes that you are busy. OK. I know that ain't going to happen, but a guy can dream, can't he?

Third, if a gentleman wanted to make a donation to your favorite charity, what might you suggest?

Hey, I am lazy. If a lady shows me in her ad sort of what she looks like and tells me how to get hold of her, what to expect and how much damage is going to happen to my petty cash drawer then she probably will get the attention of the little head faster than those that select to not go that route.

For those that write really long ads with all sorts of claims and info I have to be honest, I don't read your ad. I do look at the pictures.

While I am on this, face it, we are experiencing a great success in our literary club. We have more SP's and more newbies. They do go hand in hand. It seems in the past few weeks we have had several new guys stop by and piss us off by thinking we are somehow a data base of all things ladies of the evening in this town. Of course, we aren't. But we do have a great hobby and us guys do share intell, often in the forums but more often using PM's. Ladies, I also want you to know that I have no desire to pass off secret intel on you to LE. And we all assume there are LEO's here doing whatever rather than out fighting real crime. I have to say, if a newbie writes a review and the SP verifies it, I am impressed. So, ladies, please feel free to verify a review. Damn, thank the guy in public, after all, he did help with the rent. On the other hand, I think if what the guy wrote didn't happen that you should say so. That may or may not be Kosher to Sonny, but I think if a guy claims he saw you and he didn't that we would like to know that. I do have this fear that I am going to give intel to MBI and cause one of you to get into trouble. Also, if he claimed you did something you didn't that most of us want to know that so we can put him on Santa's "naughty" list.

Are there any other opinions on this?

Time for coffee.

C3.

[OldEnough]

Well my fellow mongers you have read the ad, you have seen the pictures and you have read the reviews. Now it is time to go see what the hype is all about. Belive me it will be the best $. 5 you will ever spend. NaNa I will see you again soon.

[Patients]

I just wanted to say a special! THANK YOU! To all who gave me the opportunity to prove my self as a provider. Once again I love what I do, and have a amazing time pleasing as well as getting pleased. Also thanks to usag members for a second warm welcome, its been my pleasure and no hard feelings towards anyone. I feel as if we are all one big cycle of friends and family. As a provider I plan to make new friends and continue to do my job and do it well!

P.S.

Ashley / Mystical darling pm me please so we can squash this. Yours Truly,

I don't want any bad vibes from anyone I have been fortunate.

To have you in my path and would be much obliged if you would Patients aka (SweetKhrystal).

Please give the chance to clear the air thank you!