Massage Parlor Reports

**OF Charlie** · 01-09-15 14:51

Originally Posted by Plymkr [View Original Post]

Hi Guys,

The MP's in CT.

Are the mostly HE?

How do you go about getting FS or finding out?

I've been to to alot with HE but never been offered FS.

Thoughts?

If you are looking for FS, try Asian apartment. There are a couple near 35th street, which is not too far from CT.

AMPs in CT is hard to get FS even for someone like me who speak Chinese.

**Jlima** · 01-09-15 13:29

Hey Guys long time reader of the site first time poster. Went to spot in Geneva Il recently (in strip with ace hardware and 7-11). Service was great as always (he and FS are available here by the way), not sure why rated so low on rubmaps.

Also not far away in St Chalres there is this new sport on Prairie off of Randall If anyone had been to the spot in naperville in that business park (weird spot but private which was good but has since closed) the girl who use to run that is here now. She mentioned she may be opening another spot in warrenville soon.

Stay warm!

**Plymkr** · 01-08-15 16:40

Originally Posted by HeadFirst [View Original Post]

I'm pretty sure none of us give a shit what's going on in their mind as long as we leave happy. On the second visit I was definitely hearing her quiet voice again but I couldn't make out what she was saying. And it didn't stop me from thinking this time it'll be fun so onward I marched. Her touch is soft and sensual the whole time so it's really confusing. But again I was shut down so I dunno what's going on with this one. The way I see it is we can bombard her with business till she cracks from pressure and one of us breaks her into the other side of this hobby or we can flush her out by not making her phone ring at all and eventually she'll cave to extras from fear of going broke. I'm moving on as this looks like a long term project. Here's her ad. http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/crs/4814992973.html.

I went to go see her last week. I also tried to listen to what she was saying but couldn't make it out. I wanted to ask her but didn't in the end. Such a strange place with the Mardi Gras theme. The massage was just ok and I gave her $30. She gave me $10 back! When I tried leaving it was so dark I couldn't unlock the door. Definetly a weird experience. She said she has been doing massage for 1. 5 months. Check it out if you want an crazy experience. Go at night! LOL.

**Plymkr** · 01-08-15 16:15

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Seems like everyone knows Lisa. Stay away! LOL.

Yea Lisa has been around the block.

**Plymkr** · 01-08-15 15:56

Hi Guys,

The MP's in CT.

Are the mostly HE?

How do you go about getting FS or finding out?

I've been to to alot with HE but never been offered FS.

Thoughts?

**OF Charlie** · 01-06-15 06:51

Originally Posted by Boo1969 [View Original Post]

Are extra's available? I didn't see Pilar on the site.

Regular message for an hour is. 7. For. 3 more, she takes her top off. You can play and suck her tits, which are very nice. HJ only, but I did not have to ask. Left her a. 4 tip for a total of $. 4.

She just started 2-3 weeks ago. She wanted 5 benny bills for FS takeout. I passed on her offer.

**Boo1969** · 01-05-15 17:05

Originally Posted by MrTisBad [View Original Post]

Pilar at Keep Calm on 147th street was fantastic! Highly recommend.

Keepcalmstudio. moonfruit.com.

Are extra's available? I didn't see Pilar on the site.

**MrTisBad** · 01-05-15 16:26

Pilar at Keep Calm on 147th street was fantastic! Highly recommend.

Keepcalmstudio. moonfruit.com.

**Maxamillion101** · 01-05-15 15:42

I've been seeing kai. Who of course has been fantastic. But noticed there are some new girls there, julie, and a few others. Any reports on them? This place is always hit or miss but for some reason I always check out the new girls and many of them have just been terrible lately. Hoping that trend changes!

**Northwell** · 01-05-15 01:44

Originally Posted by BottleRocket12 [View Original Post]

Anybody been here recently? I hear it's hit or miss.

http://lasalle.backpage.com/BodyRubs...girls/21238596

I have only been to the 30th street location. It's actually at 30th / Princeton. The massage itself was not very good, and the location was not clean. I don't believe they change the bedding / towels after clients because when I was getting dressed in full light it looked gross. Took 2 showers after this one. Also, the location is very residential and the neighbors dislike this place on their street.

I wouldn't waste the money and time to go back. Definite miss.

**ChicagoGoer** · 01-04-15 21:29

Hey all, wanted to see if some mongers would be able to give me a good recommendation. I drive from Warrenville to Chicago for work on a daily basis. Wanted to know if someone had an mp they would recommend off I88/294 south? I've had good success with Pine and decent with Cove but want to try something new. Looking for place with a table shower. Thanks.

**LowKeyX** · 01-04-15 19:35

Originally Posted by Angai [View Original Post]

I have only heard miss to be honest. I called there like three times I am always put off by the American accent of the Russian or ukrainia chick that answers the phone and go to my usual AMP.

I have only been to the first location and I said I would not go back. Eventually went for a second time and it was still bad. All I got was an asian cmt and a bad massage. I saw some younger hispanic talent there but was never able to get one. PM me for more details but this only applies for the first location on ashland.

**Humpfree** · 01-04-15 17:08

Looks like the old gal got some new talent. Hope she better than she was.

Total waste of money. The old gal likes her tips up front LOL.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...t-mis/25333477

**Angai** · 01-03-15 16:22

Originally Posted by BottleRocket12 [View Original Post]

Anybody been here recently? I hear it's hit or miss.

http://lasalle.backpage.com/BodyRubs...girls/21238596

I have only heard miss to be honest. I called there like three times I am always put off by the American accent of the Russian or ukrainia chick that answers the phone and go to my usual AMP.

**Wj0272** · 01-03-15 15:26

Originally Posted by Bbbuddy [View Original Post]

The ad says $15 for half and $25 an hour for that price expect some weird stuff. Like hiring the wedding photographer who is cheap and finding out he had Tourette's as he yells Fuck every five minutes at the reception.

Holy shit balls that's funny! LMAO.