Massage Parlor Reports

[Ymmv Alot]

SNOW. On the 2nd real work day of the new year. WOW.

My back ached from shoveling snow and other parts just ached from the cold. Since the roads (and my driveway) were now clear, I drove to a spa and I received a great therapy near the intersection of the ring road and the EZPass Lanes.

Standard tolls were applicable (FWIW, I did not have three people in my vehicle).

All indications are 2015 will continue to be happy, but as is true in all things.

YMMV Alot.

[HardToTame]

Hey. I am visiting and staying near old town. Looking for a place to sneak away for quick visit. I see there is place in Belle Haven area and another place on Richmond Hwy called Health Center. Any Intel or advice? PM details. Thanks and happy new year!!

60/40 no touching. Best for a decent massage.

[JamieSmit]

Passed this place yesterday and thinking of giving it a try. Anyone have any experience?

http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massag...ridge-va-20409

[Roamin Roman]

And others like this.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/fu...egion/15073449

Spa masters and wellness world? Voted number one, eh?

I see these ads once or twice a day, I know not to expect the providers in the pics. There is only one review from 2 years ago and it doesn't look very good. Any inputs or details? I have searched here and googly and AMP boards but nothing.

BTW, been lurking here since April, first post. Originally signed up to write a rant to a board in GA for having such crap providers down there but decided to pop my cherry on a question.

Notice the phone number down the left side of the page. Always the same format, but just a different name, for the same old crap. It's a pathetic, over-priced, and under-performing operation out of Las Vegas. Their BP ads are practically at the level of spam. As we say in the Senate, "Caveat emptor. " Best to save your funds and go elsewhere. Seriously.

Roman.

[Roamin Roman]

And others like this.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/fu...egion/15073449

Spa masters and wellness world? Voted number one, eh?

I see these ads once or twice a day, I know not to expect the providers in the pics. There is only one review from 2 years ago and it doesn't look very good. Any inputs or details? I have searched here and googly and AMP boards but nothing.

BTW, been lurking here since April, first post. Originally signed up to write a rant to a board in GA for having such crap providers down there but decided to pop my cherry on a question.

Notice the phone number down the left side of the page. Always the same format, but just a different name, for the same old crap. It's a pathetic, over-priced, and under-performing operation out of Las Vegas. Their BP ads are practically at the level of spam. As we say in the Senate, "Caveat emptor. " Best to save your funds and go elsewhere. Seriously.

Roman.

[ChrisCarr]

This place is absolute POS. You call a Las Vegas number to make a reservation, you get the address depending on the city in the NOVA they work that day. They operate off of Condos / Apts / Hotel Rooms. Girl is never the same as in Pics. Come on, AD has pornstars. What did I think. I went to this place about couple of months ago expecting some average chic. However, Chic was late 30's, fat, good for nothing, massage was terrible. List goes on.

So from an odds POV, what are the chances I could call and get something fairly attractive and a decent are&T? 1 in 6? 1 in 5? Or is it like Russian roulette with a semi-auto?

It sounds convenient and the rate is not bad for an hour, if anyone posts a 1 in 3 chance ill jump on it and report back.

[HyperDude85]

I saw one question asked by another member in a previous post but could not find anyone's answer. Since I have been wondering the same thing I thought I would make it its own post and see what folks know. I have seen several BP ads referencing massage services with "reservations through Spa Masters" Here is an example:

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...-only/15637329

Anyone got any info on this place or services here?

This place is absolute POS. You call a Las Vegas number to make a reservation, you get the address depending on the city in the NOVA they work that day. They operate off of Condos / Apts / Hotel Rooms. Girl is never the same as in Pics. Come on, AD has pornstars. What did I think. I went to this place about couple of months ago expecting some average chic. However, Chic was late 30's, fat, good for nothing, massage was terrible. List goes on.

[ChrisCarr]

And others like this.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/fu...egion/15073449

Spa masters and wellness world? Voted number one, eh?

I see these ads once or twice a day, I know not to expect the providers in the pics. There is only one review from 2 years ago and it doesn't look very good. Any inputs or details? I have searched here and googly and AMP boards but nothing.

BTW, been lurking here since April, first post. Originally signed up to write a rant to a board in GA for having such crap providers down there but decided to pop my cherry on a question.

[JamieSmit]

I went to Lhytime in Woodbridge and was very under impressed. Wanted to try a new place since I can't deal with the smoker at Oasis. 40 ish AF took me to a "private" room, which didn't have a door but instead just a curtain. This was the first negative.

The girl was a 5, body maybe a 6.

The massage was terrible, I think she may have been new.

Right at 60, she said time was up. I was obviously not prepared to stand up based on what was going on and asked for more, she said "out of time". I pointed to my problem and she handed me lotion.

Got dressed and rolled out. I won't be returning.

[Quriusmrk]

I saw one question asked by another member in a previous post but could not find anyone's answer. Since I have been wondering the same thing I thought I would make it its own post and see what folks know. I have seen several BP ads referencing massage services with "reservations through Spa Masters" Here is an example:

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...-only/15637329

Anyone got any info on this place or services here?

[Jayb20]

Finally took the plunge in the NOVA market at VIP (or modern on google). I drew Lilly. 50, paid. 8 for the hour and had to ask for the table shower. She obliged, got everything washed and came back to the room. Good work on the back. She would straddle my legs while on my stomach to make sure she could give enough pressure. She started the tease and on the flip, I assumed that she'd at least do a menial job on the quads / arms, nope. Went to work, she asked if I needed to use the glove and she didn't use lube so it wasn't that great. Finished with lower roaming allowed. 40 cents tip which this forum seems to say is the standard. Shorted about 15 minutes on the hour and she said "it was usually 60 and said it was nice to be generous near Christmas. " Total turnoff. Looks Ok, Massage was mediocre, Flip OK, Attitude Subpar. Probably will not return.

[RedBmer]

I like your post. Was considering Oasis but after doing my homework here think I will avoid. Also doing my homeowork can't find medi-spa listed on BP. Google search not too encouraging. I would appreciate a PM if you are inclined to find out location. Thanks.

Please PM as well. Looking for an alternate spot other than Oasis. Not feeling the owner and usually more misses than hits on getting to see the other provider.

[Roamin Roman]

Just a quick review of the place on Hempstead, which has gone by a number of names. (For those who remember, this was where the famous Pon provided some of us long-time mongers with sweet memories during the fairly brief time she was there. But that was 10+ years ago and, unfortunately, the place has seen a few ownership changes in the intervening time, not all of which have necessarily been for the better. Alas,.).

Anyway, I wanted to venture out and see what was happening in the New Year, and decided to make a random visit. For whatever reason, I chose the Hempstead place. It wasn't busy when I arrived, but I'm not sure whether that was due to the staff, the fact that it was just after New Year's Day, or the time of the day (circa 4 pm). Basically, the ladies there are late 40's or even early 50's. (As I said, the days of Pon are long gone.) MMS provided the TS and then sent in another therapist for the remainder of the hour (. 8 fee).

On the "Plus" side, I received the full hour (not shorted) and the therapist gave a good, competent, strong massage, which I really wanted / needed after working out today. However, if you've never been here before and are looking for the sort of experiences one used to find in and around Greenbelt, MD, or Washington, DC, you might be disappointed. Obviously, on any given day at any given place, any given monger's experience might vary. Most mongers, though, would likely say that there are better places further afield and that this place is nothing special. But, if you're in the area and just want to take care of the aches and pains of a gym workout, then give it a go. If nothing else, you'll get a full hour and your back, neck, and arm muscles will thank you.

Roman.

[MassageJunky]

This place just opened in Woodbridge and I happened to be the very first customer! I noticed a few ladies sitting in the waiting room and noticed that one of them was the old smoking lady from Oasis in Sumfries. I was led to the room by my therapist who happened to be Mia. Found out later that she works at Oasis as well. A great massage followed and she told me to come back and see her again with the promise of more. I will say that she did taste good!

I like your post. Was considering Oasis but after doing my homework here think I will avoid. Also doing my homeowork can't find medi-spa listed on BP. Google search not too encouraging. I would appreciate a PM if you are inclined to find out location. Thanks.

[Stashio]

This place just opened in Woodbridge and I happened to be the very first customer! I noticed a few ladies sitting in the waiting room and noticed that one of them was the old smoking lady from Oasis in Sumfries. I was led to the room by my therapist who happened to be Mia. Found out later that she works at Oasis as well. A great massage followed and she told me to come back and see her again with the promise of more. I will say that she did taste good!