Massage Parlor Reports

[LowKeyX]

I have only heard miss to be honest. I called there like three times I am always put off by the American accent of the Russian or ukrainia chick that answers the phone and go to my usual AMP.

I have only been to the first location and I said I would not go back. Eventually went for a second time and it was still bad. All I got was an asian cmt and a bad massage. I saw some younger hispanic talent there but was never able to get one. PM me for more details but this only applies for the first location on ashland.

[Humpfree]

Looks like the old gal got some new talent. Hope she better than she was.

Total waste of money. The old gal likes her tips up front LOL.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...t-mis/25333477

[Angai]

Anybody been here recently? I hear it's hit or miss.

http://lasalle.backpage.com/BodyRubs...girls/21238596

I have only heard miss to be honest. I called there like three times I am always put off by the American accent of the Russian or ukrainia chick that answers the phone and go to my usual AMP.

[Wj0272]

The ad says $15 for half and $25 an hour for that price expect some weird stuff. Like hiring the wedding photographer who is cheap and finding out he had Tourette's as he yells Fuck every five minutes at the reception.

Holy shit balls that's funny! LMAO.

[Biliator]

Has anyone received extras at a legit spa? I'm talking hotel spa or at one of those fancy spas. I've had no problems getting extras at Sunkiss for example but I won't consider that legit. I'd love to get extras from a white LMT but can't seem to find the right place.

How, exactly, do you get past the "self serve" stage there? LOL.

[ApplePiePussy]

Anybody been here recently? I hear it's hit or miss.

http://lasalle.backpage.com/BodyRubs...girls/21238596

[NWI60]

The ad says $15 for half and $25 an hour for that price expect some weird stuff. Like hiring the wedding photographer who is cheap and finding out he had Tourette's as he yells Fuck every five minutes at the reception.

Thanks for the laugh. Yep, TGTBT prices usually mean crazy broads, crazy with drug problems, crazy with crazy pimps that roll you, or an Uncle named LEO. Then again, one never knows. It is a risky business.

[TonyAndolleni]

Happened to be close. So decided to check her out. Did 90 min, pretty cheap massage, so nothing to lose really.

She is fairly attractive. But not in her 20's actually in her early 40's. Very weird. Wicken - black cat, masks, weird spot but not as weird during daylight I guess. She does make the small whimpers and sounds, very clueless attitude, trained online and with books, nothing formal.

Its a strange massage. As stated by the other mongers who met her. She covers you with a small towel & will continue to maneuver it during the entire session to cover your junk no matter what.

The massage itself. Long strokes, light oil, soft / light touch. Very sensual, but again makes it to the areas you want her to accidentally graze but she doesn't.

We made small talk. I will use text to see if no draping is an option and maybe more, but it may not be worth the effort. Then again at 25-40 bucks. Not the worst way to spend your time.

The ad says $15 for half and $25 an hour for that price expect some weird stuff. Like hiring the wedding photographer who is cheap and finding out he had Tourette's as he yells Fuck every five minutes at the reception.

[DMichaels69]

Seems like everyone knows Lisa. Stay away! LOL.

Last time I tapped Lisa I regretted it and that was like 4 years ago and it looked like she was on drugs or something. Anyway if by MMS you manger of massage salon it only means Lisa's crack head at $$ probably told her you didn't tip and she strong armed you. That is really unlucky my friend but yeah Chinatown salons have declined considerably and I have not been to one in a bit.

[Angai]

Christmas Day I found a place that was open (Seniors can PM me for details) near Chinatown. Got a 1-hour massage with a standard finish. Gave MT union tip, and since it was Christmas I gave her a little more. Sounds like it was a good experience, right? Well, it was, until after the massage was over and I'd tipped my MT. While I was getting dressed the MMS entered and wanted a Christmas "gift" of $40. I said no, but she was insistent. I didn't want trouble so I caved in and gave it to her. She said, "Next time I take care of you myself. " Well, there won't be a next time at this place, or any other Chinatown AMP. In fact, I may be going the SW and strip bar circuit for awhile.

Last time I tapped Lisa I regretted it and that was like 4 years ago and it looked like she was on drugs or something. Anyway if by MMS you manger of massage salon it only means Lisa's crack head at $$ probably told her you didn't tip and she strong armed you. That is really unlucky my friend but yeah Chinatown salons have declined considerably and I have not been to one in a bit.

[IdiotBoy]

Eww, Lisa. Her jacked up teeth are boner killers.

[Moccdawg]

It was at Moon Spa on Canal and 23rd Pl. Lisa from Senina is the one that got me.

It is too bad about the situation that happened to you, but think of it as a learning experience. I know there are some spas I just want to get dressed and leave out under the radar. But if I come across a situation like this now I can say, 1: I take care of you next time when you take care of me. 2: I don't believe in Christmas, so Happy Holidays. 3: or ask "Do we need to call the police?" And remember to smile when doing any of the above. When ever a girl asks for more, I tell her next time with a smile.

[CobraCrew]

It was at Moon Spa on Canal and 23rd Pl. Lisa from Senina is the one that got me.

I was just over there the other day and I was thinking about checking it out. I went next door for a legit massage instead because the price was right. No signs of anything extra at the spot 2 stores north and the massage was so so. If you like a hard massage with no extras you might want to check that place out. I will stay away from moon too. Looks like the spot a block south is the best bet in that immediate area of Chinatown.

[OPIllini]

Please post the link or a little more details about the place (street #) I want to make sure I do avoid this place and other members the same option instead of going in as a target.

It was at Moon Spa on Canal and 23rd Pl. Lisa from Senina is the one that got me.

[DMichaels69]

So she wanted a gift for doing absolutely nothing. Unreal.

Christmas Day I found a place that was open (Seniors can PM me for details) near Chinatown. Got a 1-hour massage with a standard finish. Gave MT union tip, and since it was Christmas I gave her a little more. Sounds like it was a good experience, right? Well, it was, until after the massage was over and I'd tipped my MT. While I was getting dressed the MMS entered and wanted a Christmas "gift" of $40. I said no, but she was insistent. I didn't want trouble so I caved in and gave it to her. She said, "Next time I take care of you myself. " Well, there won't be a next time at this place, or any other Chinatown AMP. In fact, I may be going the SW and strip bar circuit for awhile.