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**UpscaleMan** · 01-03-15 13:51

As I reported previously it was New Years Eve and I wanted it to be special so I hit up Mandii and was lucky enough to find she had time. She was just finishing dinner with her father and not too far away. She arrived and promptly shut off her phone, as I had commented on her checking it after we had finished dinner before. She told me she remembered and wanted our time to be special. She also confided in me that on our 2 previous dates she had been using, but was no longer. The second date was good because she had started on Sebaxion (don't know how to spell it but if you guys have been around the Millineals, you know its used to stop drug usage and prevent a high). She said she now is off everything. I could tell a big difference in her. She had gotten a beautiful tan and looked fabulous. We sat and caught up on things, then she began to dance for me. Mandii started as a dancer and is very good. Said in this county she can't make it only dancing since she has to keep her beautiful kitty covered. She wants to build up a regular clientele and stop Backpage. She reached under her dress, pulled the panties down and with a high kick threw them on a chair with her foot. She then shimmied out of her dress and kicked it on the couch. She then sat opposite me and began masturbating. When she pulled the finger out and sucked on it, little upscale man came to attention. She knelt down in front of me and pulled little man out and held it between her gorgeous boobs and moved up and down. I tasted her kitty with my finger, so sweet, and couldn't wait to hit the bed. More kissing, hugging and affection, then on to BBBJ. I then pulled her to the side of the bed, knelt on my knees and prayed at the honey pot for awhile, then the cover on with her mouth. She was very wet from the numerous O's she had when I was dining, but it was still like a vice in there. Hit it awhile, she had more O's, but as a senior, still needed more stimulation which she was happy to provide with a BBBJ until again gagging her. She stayed with it till I was completely drained. For a 19 year old, she really knows how to treat a man. As I said before, treat them right, be friends and you'll get much more enthusiasm and caring from the girls. We then hung out enjoying each others company. She spent at least 2 hours with me and never once looked at the clock or her phone. All this for her hourly rate of $$. 40. You may think that's high guys, but she's worth it. Best Provider in Brevard. She really made this New Years Eve the best one of my life.

**VStar** · 01-03-15 10:52

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Brevard has a fight thread, keep this kind of shit off the review threads.

A2

**Mosin Nagant** · 01-03-15 07:06

Sir,

With all due respect. There is so much wrong here. But I am going to post this over on Space Cadets, this isn't the right forum.

Originally Posted by UpscaleMan [View Original Post]

Upscale man here to review Mandii. Her ad does not do her justice: http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Female Escorts / young-hot-german-blonde-hair-blue-eyed-beauty /11268624.

Just as a previous reviewer reported different experiences in 2 dreams, I also did. My first dream was less than I hoped for. She showed up late and all flustered because a friend had messed up her GPS on her phone. I had to verbally talk her in like a crippled airliner. She spent the first 20 minutes talking to the friend about how to fix it. I could tell she was on something. After a few puffs to mellow us out, we went to the bedroom. Mandii is really beautiful with a killer petite body and small beautiful boobs that point upwards. We began by cuddling and feeling each other all over. When her tongue went in my mouth I was pleasantly surprised to feel her tongue ring. That's when little upscale man came alive. She turned around, threw her leg over me into a 69 position and I was confronted by the most beautiful kitty I have ever seen. Being a septogenarian, and having traveled all over the world, it has been my pleasure to see many kitties. I call myself a "cunni-soier". Think about it guys. Her kitty is bright pink and very small. It tasted great and no odor at all. She was busy giving me a fab BBBJ. I rolled her over before I burst and she slipped a cover on with her mouth. I hit that kitty and it was the tightest one I've ever had (even tighter than Asians). Tried to convince her to BB but she said it won't happen. Needing more stimulation, went back to BBBJ and with that tongue ring, I popped quickly in her mouth. She almost gagged, but kept going in order for me to derive the most pleasure. We cuddled some more before the dream was over. The main complaint I had was the same one as the previous reviewer, she was a clock watcher and kept reminding me we were almost out of time. After I told her she wasted our first 20 minutes, she stopped watching the clock. We had a smoke and got to know each other better before she left. I knew I had to see her again and we had a second date about a week later. This one was better. She arrived on time and we had a little fun talking, then she stripped and knelt in front of me and began a BBBJ. We hit the bed and really got passionate with heavy kissing abg feeling. She is very affectionate and loves to kiss. Began DATY and she had multiple O's. Many girls have told me I eat P-why like a girl. I had very good teachers when I lived in Paris, France beginning at age 19. Put the cover on and entered that lovely, tight kitty. Almost popped this time, but not Quite. She again completed the job with a BBBJ / CIM. After, we went to dinner at Grills Riverside and she was very appreciative. Hung all over me, touching and kissing. I saw an older couple watching us. The woman was shooting daggers at me with her eyes, but the man was looking like "you lucky dog". I loved it. We really got to know each other better and she asked me to be a regular. Said she opens up more with the men she likes, spends more time on a date and is easier to reach. The previous reviewer complained that she didn't get back to him in a timely manner. If she likes you and feels comfortable with you she will. She even told me she won't even kiss some guys or BB them if she doesn't feel confortable with them. She also said she asks for higher donations for specific things around those types.

Guys, believe me, treat them with respect, friendliness, don't make it all about you, and you'll get a lot more out of your dreams. Will review my third dream later this evening. It was the best of all.

**Hawkeye49** · 01-03-15 06:28

Originally Posted by UpscaleMan [View Original Post]

Can't let my original report on Sara be my last word on her. Thinking of the review, I realize I did exactly what Pat did, but instead of outing her to her Mother, I outed her to the members as a druggie. Triple my Bad. Here's the whole story: Sara was moving in with me as I realized she was a keeper. She has only been doing Backpage since she lost her job. She was in Pre-Med in Collage and had to drop out. She is a good conversationalist and fun to be with. Our vacation was actually her going with me to my other house on the Gulf Coast to spend Christmas with my family. Not knowing that her pain was caused by Fibromyalgia, I gave her a few rations of crap about pills, so in order to please me she cut back on her meds. It must have been really difficult for her. That's why the clammy skin at night and freaking out being touched at night. Her muscles and nerves were screaming out. On top of that, she wanted to help me pressure wash my driveway and did more work than me. That's a real girlfriend for you. My family loved her, even my 24 yr old Granddaughter. That is testimony of how real she is. According to her friend, the cutting back on meds was what caused her to end up in the hospital with convulsions. I realize this forum is for just reviewing, but I want to try and make this right for her as she didn't deserve my review.

Upscale Man (feeling a little Downscale now).

I feel like I'm turning into a link guy.

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Femal...-king/11522304

**Hawkeye49** · 01-03-15 06:25

Originally Posted by UpscaleMan [View Original Post]

Upscale man here to review Mandii. Her ad does not do her justice: http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Female Escorts / young-hot-german-blonde-hair-blue-eyed-beauty /11268624.

Just as a previous reviewer reported different experiences in 2 dreams, I also did. My first dream was less than I hoped for. She showed up late and all flustered because a friend had messed up her GPS on her phone. I had to verbally talk her in like a crippled airliner. She spent the first 20 minutes talking to the friend about how to fix it. I could tell she was on something. After a few puffs to mellow us out, we went to the bedroom. Mandii is really beautiful with a killer petite body and small beautiful boobs that point upwards. We began by cuddling and feeling each other all over. When her tongue went in my mouth I was pleasantly surprised to feel her tongue ring. That's when little upscale man came alive. She turned around, threw her leg over me into a 69 position and I was confronted by the most beautiful kitty I have ever seen. Being a septogenarian, and having traveled all over the world, it has been my pleasure to see many kitties. I call myself a "cunni-soier". Think about it guys. Her kitty is bright pink and very small. It tasted great and no odor at all. She was busy giving me a fab BBBJ. I rolled her over before I burst and she slipped a cover on with her mouth. I hit that kitty and it was the tightest one I've ever had (even tighter than Asians). Tried to convince her to BB but she said it won't happen. Needing more stimulation, went back to BBBJ and with that tongue ring, I popped quickly in her mouth. She almost gagged, but kept going in order for me to derive the most pleasure. We cuddled some more before the dream was over. The main complaint I had was the same one as the previous reviewer, she was a clock watcher and kept reminding me we were almost out of time. After I told her she wasted our first 20 minutes, she stopped watching the clock. We had a smoke and got to know each other better before she left. I knew I had to see her again and we had a second date about a week later. This one was better. She arrived on time and we had a little fun talking, then she stripped and knelt in front of me and began a BBBJ. We hit the bed and really got passionate with heavy kissing abg feeling. She is very affectionate and loves to kiss. Began DATY and she had multiple O's. Many girls have told me I eat P-why like a girl. I had very good teachers when I lived in Paris, France beginning at age 19. Put the cover on and entered that lovely, tight kitty. Almost popped this time, but not Quite. She again completed the job with a BBBJ / CIM. After, we went to dinner at Grills Riverside and she was very appreciative. Hung all over me, touching and kissing. I saw an older couple watching us. The woman was shooting daggers at me with her eyes, but the man was looking like "you lucky dog". I loved it. We really got to know each other better and she asked me to be a regular. Said she opens up more with the men she likes, spends more time on a date and is easier to reach. The previous reviewer complained that she didn't get back to him in a timely manner. If she likes you and feels comfortable with you she will. She even told me she won't even kiss some guys or BB them if she doesn't feel confortable with them. She also said she asks for higher donations for specific things around those types.

Guys, believe me, treat them with respect, friendliness, don't make it all about you, and you'll get a lot more out of your dreams. Will review my third dream later this evening. It was the best of all.

Better link.

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Femal...eauty/11268624

**Brevard Newbie** · 01-02-15 22:54

Originally Posted by HelloHeyHi [View Original Post]

I met Steph about a month ago at her apartment and it was the standard two call system. She answered the door ready to go and took me to a room in her apartment and had me lay on the bed. She was shaved but jugs were small. Not even enough for a tit job. She provided a massage and used olive oil then asked if I wanted a BJ or HJ. Everything was covered and FS was not an option at the time thought recently I think she has started to offer FS.

Cost was $ and would repeat.

This is not the PMC Stephanie we were discussing. She doesn't live in a apartment and doesn't do massages. What you described isn't her M. O.

You must have the two Stephanie's confused.

BN.

**UninhibitedFla** · 01-02-15 22:13

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**UpscaleMan** · 01-02-15 19:04

Upscale man here to review Mandii. Her ad does not do her justice: http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Female Escorts / young-hot-german-blonde-hair-blue-eyed-beauty /11268624.

Just as a previous reviewer reported different experiences in 2 dreams, I also did. My first dream was less than I hoped for. She showed up late and all flustered because a friend had messed up her GPS on her phone. I had to verbally talk her in like a crippled airliner. She spent the first 20 minutes talking to the friend about how to fix it. I could tell she was on something. After a few puffs to mellow us out, we went to the bedroom. Mandii is really beautiful with a killer petite body and small beautiful boobs that point upwards. We began by cuddling and feeling each other all over. When her tongue went in my mouth I was pleasantly surprised to feel her tongue ring. That's when little upscale man came alive. She turned around, threw her leg over me into a 69 position and I was confronted by the most beautiful kitty I have ever seen. Being a septogenarian, and having traveled all over the world, it has been my pleasure to see many kitties. I call myself a "cunni-soier". Think about it guys. Her kitty is bright pink and very small. It tasted great and no odor at all. She was busy giving me a fab BBBJ. I rolled her over before I burst and she slipped a cover on with her mouth. I hit that kitty and it was the tightest one I've ever had (even tighter than Asians). Tried to convince her to BB but she said it won't happen. Needing more stimulation, went back to BBBJ and with that tongue ring, I popped quickly in her mouth. She almost gagged, but kept going in order for me to derive the most pleasure. We cuddled some more before the dream was over. The main complaint I had was the same one as the previous reviewer, she was a clock watcher and kept reminding me we were almost out of time. After I told her she wasted our first 20 minutes, she stopped watching the clock. We had a smoke and got to know each other better before she left. I knew I had to see her again and we had a second date about a week later. This one was better. She arrived on time and we had a little fun talking, then she stripped and knelt in front of me and began a BBBJ. We hit the bed and really got passionate with heavy kissing abg feeling. She is very affectionate and loves to kiss. Began DATY and she had multiple O's. Many girls have told me I eat P-why like a girl. I had very good teachers when I lived in Paris, France beginning at age 19. Put the cover on and entered that lovely, tight kitty. Almost popped this time, but not Quite. She again completed the job with a BBBJ / CIM. After, we went to dinner at Grills Riverside and she was very appreciative. Hung all over me, touching and kissing. I saw an older couple watching us. The woman was shooting daggers at me with her eyes, but the man was looking like "you lucky dog". I loved it. We really got to know each other better and she asked me to be a regular. Said she opens up more with the men she likes, spends more time on a date and is easier to reach. The previous reviewer complained that she didn't get back to him in a timely manner. If she likes you and feels comfortable with you she will. She even told me she won't even kiss some guys or BB them if she doesn't feel confortable with them. She also said she asks for higher donations for specific things around those types.

Guys, believe me, treat them with respect, friendliness, don't make it all about you, and you'll get a lot more out of your dreams. Will review my third dream later this evening. It was the best of all.

**UpscaleMan** · 01-02-15 17:45

Can't let my original report on Sara be my last word on her. Thinking of the review, I realize I did exactly what Pat did, but instead of outing her to her Mother, I outed her to the members as a druggie. Triple my Bad. Here's the whole story: Sara was moving in with me as I realized she was a keeper. She has only been doing Backpage since she lost her job. She was in Pre-Med in Collage and had to drop out. She is a good conversationalist and fun to be with. Our vacation was actually her going with me to my other house on the Gulf Coast to spend Christmas with my family. Not knowing that her pain was caused by Fibromyalgia, I gave her a few rations of crap about pills, so in order to please me she cut back on her meds. It must have been really difficult for her. That's why the clammy skin at night and freaking out being touched at night. Her muscles and nerves were screaming out. On top of that, she wanted to help me pressure wash my driveway and did more work than me. That's a real girlfriend for you. My family loved her, even my 24 yr old Granddaughter. That is testimony of how real she is. According to her friend, the cutting back on meds was what caused her to end up in the hospital with convulsions. I realize this forum is for just reviewing, but I want to try and make this right for her as she didn't deserve my review.

Upscale Man (feeling a little Downscale now).

**UpscaleMan** · 01-02-15 14:07

Originally Posted by Spearfish [View Original Post]

Yes, she did split from Lexi. She is on her own now. Location is near BA's on 192. Good luck! Stay safe and have fun!!

Upscale Man- Glad to hear she split with Lexi-32. Lexi was taking advantage of her on the 2 girl specials, collecting $$ for it and only giving Porsha $. 60, even tho Porsha usually had to "finish them off" with her very tight Kitty. That's why I helped her prepare her original post as "Porsha". She is a decent, sweet girl and I highly recommend her. Oh yes She told me about Lexi's special talent, which Lexi confirmed, and I recommended to Lexi she refer to in her post, which she is now doing. She has the same talent as porn star Cytheria, and that in itself could make for a great dream.

**UpscaleMan** · 01-02-15 13:57

Originally Posted by UpscaleMan [View Original Post]

Sara is back posting. She took a trip with me and provided a great GFE without any donations other than gifts and dinners, except for the first dream for $. 60. Had a great time. She is fun, real and very sweet. Says her hair is strawberry blonde, but it's really red, and redheads are my downfall. Everything BB for 6 days. She is very petite, tight, and kitty is so sweet. She does not enjoy the dreams and it shows in her lack of enthusiasm. I found that she uses drugs and experiences withdrawal daily. She freaks out if she's touched while sleeping and her skin felt clammy all night till she "got right" in the morning. However, she ripped me off after I bought her some jewelry. Called her Driver / lover / drug supplier or whatever to bring her some, then booked. Probably needed to pawn it to buy more drugs. Left all her clothes and possessions and haven't heard from her since. I am still way ahead money wise for all the good dreams she provided me. Other than that, If you are looking for a good dream, she is it.

Seems I was a little hasty labeling Sara as a thief. Turns out she had to be rushed to the hospital where she spent 2 days without her phone to contact me. I was called by her Driver. Turns out that he is her best friend and watches over her. He explained Sara has Fybromyalgia and has to take pain pills. Double bad on my part for labeling her a Druggie. He also said Sara had a difficult time accepting my jewelry gift as too extravagant and wants to return it. My first impressions of her being real, sweet and a really good person have been proved right. To SARA: my sincere, heartfelt apologizes and I will see you and make up for it if you will let me cause you really were a girlfriend in the nicest ways. Unlike other Providers I have been with, I never worried about you stealing from me. As a side note, Sara has a regular named Pat whom she blew off to vacation with me. Seems Pat couldn't handle it and outted Sara to her mother by sending Sara's Backpage link to her. What a lousy Ahole you are and I hope some other members know you and out you to your wife. You are scum! Upscale Man.

**SlammBamm** · 01-02-15 09:57

Upscale, FYI for the future if your going to post a detailed report about a provider it's really helpful if you post the girls link if she has 1, thanks.

Originally Posted by UpscaleMan [View Original Post]

Sara is back posting. She took a trip with me and provided a great GFE without any donations other than gifts and dinners, except for the first dream for $. 60. Had a great time. She is fun, real and very sweet. Says her hair is strawberry blonde, but it's really red, and redheads are my downfall. Everything BB for 6 days. She is very petite, tight, and kitty is so sweet. She does not enjoy the dreams and it shows in her lack of enthusiasm. I found that she uses drugs and experiences withdrawal daily. She freaks out if she's touched while sleeping and her skin felt clammy all night till she "got right" in the morning. However, she ripped me off after I bought her some jewelry. Called her Driver / lover / drug supplier or whatever to bring her some, then booked. Probably needed to pawn it to buy more drugs. Left all her clothes and possessions and haven't heard from her since. I am still way ahead money wise for all the good dreams she provided me. Other than that, If you are looking for a good dream, she is it.

**Spearfish** · 01-02-15 09:35

Originally Posted by RayRay201 [View Original Post]

She split with Lexi. New location.

Ray.

Yes, she did split from Lexi. She is on her own now. Location is near BA's on 192. Good luck! Stay safe and have fun!!

**RayRay201** · 01-02-15 08:00

Originally Posted by UpscaleMan [View Original Post]

Regarding yours and RayRay 201's question, I did a report on her a month or so ago when she was posting as "Paris". She is a very good provider, even staying over a few times at no extra charge. She asks for a donation of $$ but can be negotiated down. She is very enthusiastic and has lots of O's. Did many times everything BB. Woke her in middle of night for a great dream. She woke me in AM giving me great BBBJ till CIM. I don't recommend in-call as her shared 1 BR Apt is also used by LEXi-32, and is quite dumpy, not to mention the bedcovers being entertained on countless times a day.

She split with Lexi. New location.

Ray.

**HelloHeyHi** · 01-02-15 02:21

Originally Posted by BrevardNewbie [View Original Post]

I am just the messenger here Pman. I am not judging our friend Steph as to her punctuality or professionalsm, just asked her if she wanted me to give her number out which I was allowed to do. If she continues to get negative comments of course it will affect her future business and hopefully she takes constructive criticism to heart and changes her M. O. Everyone has been kind with comments on here just hoping things get better.

I met Steph about a month ago at her apartment and it was the standard two call system. She answered the door ready to go and took me to a room in her apartment and had me lay on the bed. She was shaved but jugs were small. Not even enough for a tit job. She provided a massage and used olive oil then asked if I wanted a BJ or HJ. Everything was covered and FS was not an option at the time thought recently I think she has started to offer FS.

Cost was $ and would repeat.