General Reports

[ProMonger1998]

Fellow mongers, please stop buying things for these providers outside of the regular services we all partake in, it does not endear you to them. Had one provider wanted me to stop and bring her food. Seriously!? Another very well know and notoriously difficult provider to get a session with asked me to bring condoms, I obliged got the. 2 box and she still expected me to provide the full donation and not subtract the amount of the supplies, again, seriously, excuse my french but fuck that. This is your business you should be prepared. Now I'm trying to monger in Chicago and every single provider is like bring condoms, you must be kidding. Stop spoiling these providers, they don't love you, they are using you just like we are using them. Happy New Year.

[Tuscany Man]

Androids can be a hassle, but there are ways around it.

The issue with the androids is that you need a google account to link for google play, and usually a screen comes up asking to update your google account. On this screen you will be asked to enter your card info, and even an alternate phone # to download apps. Only paid apps will require a credit card, but free ones do not. So unless the app is paid, a card is not needed, just a "burner" google email account. The trick is when you see that screen check the options, and ignore the text that pressures you to enter the card info. At the bottom there should be a "skip" or "later" (depending on your android version it can vary). Note: I have never accessed that app for tracking minutes, as I use WiFi as much as possible to text (adds another layer of security to use a texting app) and when I need to check minutes I just use the minute check number.

I just purchased an android phone in Walmart for $38, way better than the older one they used to sell and that died on me after it was squished (don't ask how). Will update if any of the above mentioned has changed.

I wish now I wouldn't have thrown that droid phone away.

TM.

[Muff Luva]

Happy New Year fellas!

Now for some WWYD. The woman in the cubicle next to you. You can smell her pussy from the other side of the dividing wall. You're stuck here for 6 more hours with her. What would you do?

P.S., not bad or fishy smell; the aroused musky smell.

FML.

[Beady]

Alas I was unable to vacate from my native UK during 2014 and unless things change dramatically I will not be there in 2015,2016 is pretty certain though.

I log in each and every day at least twice and it never ceases to amaze me the variety that Otown has to offer. Sure there are differences of opinion, but when all is said and done, USASG has the best set of contributors you could ever wish for. For obvious reasons I can't make 'live' reports on experiences but over the years I've probably seen about 15-20 providers and only been ripped off once!

Finally many thanks to all for your information but above all entertainment.

Have a wonderful NYE, see 2015 in in style with the company of your choice.

Thanks to you all.

Beady.

[Indian River]

Just want to say so long to my 3rd and best year in this hobby. What a year it has been! It started out back in January and Feb. With great dreams with Ashley Monroe, Amber Bliss, KaitlynLuv, Dallas, PaigeSweetStuff and Charlie Boobaliscious. It has come to an end with more great dreams of Mel Jenner, Goldenrod Jade, Mimi Viola, JoanLuv, Dahlia and Sarah Lynn, with stops in between with Elena, Melissa3, Veronica Goddess, Laney, Frogy, Maddie, Amanda the redhead, Amanda Star, Aubrieanna and Michele1 L. I would like to see each and everyone of these girls again. There are 4-5 other girls not mentioned that I wouldn't see again just because they were to mechanical or business like but did not regret seeing them the 1 time. With my todo list getting shorter I hope to revisit some of this years dreams in 2015, especially my top 5 of Ashley, Kaitlyn, Mel Jenner, Michele1 L and Dahlia!

Nice Review! You are a busy man!

[NedleyMandingo]

Just want to say so long to my 3rd and best year in this hobby. What a year it has been! It started out back in January and Feb. With great dreams with Ashley Monroe, Amber Bliss, KaitlynLuv, Dallas, PaigeSweetStuff and Charlie Boobaliscious. It has come to an end with more great dreams of Mel Jenner, Goldenrod Jade, Mimi Viola, JoanLuv, Dahlia and Sarah Lynn, with stops in between with Elena, Melissa3, Veronica Goddess, Laney, Frogy, Maddie, Amanda the redhead, Amanda Star, Aubrieanna and Michele1 L. I would like to see each and everyone of these girls again. There are 4-5 other girls not mentioned that I wouldn't see again just because they were to mechanical or business like but did not regret seeing them the 1 time. With my todo list getting shorter I hope to revisit some of this years dreams in 2015, especially my top 5 of Ashley, Kaitlyn, Mel Jenner, Michele1 L and Dahlia!

[WilliamMstrs]

I have a crappy TF burner phone (hate it for texting) and was thinking about switching to the better Android. Now that you clarified the google play issue, think I'll go ahead and splurge for the new phone.

Just a heads up, Walmart discounted the 38.00 Android to 29.99. Returned mine and bought it back at the lower price. Every penny counts.

[Quilino]

Androids can be a hassle, but there are ways around it.

The issue with the androids is that you need a google account to link for google play, and usually a screen comes up asking to update your google account. On this screen you will be asked to enter your card info, and even an alternate phone # to download apps. Only paid apps will require a credit card, but free ones do not. So unless the app is paid, a card is not needed, just a "burner" google email account. The trick is when you see that screen check the options, and ignore the text that pressures you to enter the card info. At the bottom there should be a "skip" or "later" (depending on your android version it can vary). Note: I have never accessed that app for tracking minutes, as I use WiFi as much as possible to text (adds another layer of security to use a texting app) and when I need to check minutes I just use the minute check number.

I just purchased an android phone in Walmart for $38, way better than the older one they used to sell and that died on me after it was squished (don't ask how). Will update if any of the above mentioned has changed.

I have a crappy TF burner phone (hate it for texting) and was thinking about switching to the better Android. Now that you clarified the google play issue, think I'll go ahead and splurge for the new phone.

[Plzd269]

I would have let her drive it after I pounded the hell out of that pussy. No car is worth more than a good piece of pussy, that's why we have insurance.

No way, that was a car I paid $3200 for and sold it for $35,000, no pussy is worth that much.

[Member #4881]

I follow them on Facebook and notice they have recently started advertising in their "bay wash after dark".

This is the bikini car wash place on Semoran and University across from Full Sail.

They make it sound awesome but wanted to check if anyone has had an experience there before TOFTT. Thanks!

You will get absolutely nothing out of there except for watching girls twerking while washing your car. The main door will stay opened and they have a brother for security there.

I know the owner and the girls there. One of them will bitchslap you if you attempt anything.

Save your coin and look somewhere else.

Be safe.

[Smokedmeat]

I would have let her drive it after I pounded the hell out of that pussy. No car is worth more than a good piece of pussy, that's why we have insurance.

Indeed, what was he thinking? When I was 19 yeare old I bought a 67 Mustang Fastback had that car for 23 years. I can remember this chick offering to give me whatever I wanted if I let her drive it up the front range (I-70 west heading into the mountains outside of Golden, CO) she was persistent even went as far as pulling my cock out of my pants and giving me a little show of what was to come. Not a chance in hell was that going to happen, and she was a friend. My wife only drove it a handful of times, and I let each one of my kids drive it once just so they could say they did. That is thinking with the wrong head.

[WilliamMstrs]

I also use a Tracfone. One thing I would suggest is not getting a droid based Tracfone. I had a Huawei phone that did not show the days or time remaining on the current phone card. You had to download an app from Google Play to get that information. The problem is you need to link it to a credit card to open a Google Play account. This defeats the purpose of getting a monger phone.

Stay Safe,

TM.

Androids can be a hassle, but there are ways around it.

The issue with the androids is that you need a google account to link for google play, and usually a screen comes up asking to update your google account. On this screen you will be asked to enter your card info, and even an alternate phone # to download apps. Only paid apps will require a credit card, but free ones do not. So unless the app is paid, a card is not needed, just a "burner" google email account. The trick is when you see that screen check the options, and ignore the text that pressures you to enter the card info. At the bottom there should be a "skip" or "later" (depending on your android version it can vary). Note: I have never accessed that app for tracking minutes, as I use WiFi as much as possible to text (adds another layer of security to use a texting app) and when I need to check minutes I just use the minute check number.

I just purchased an android phone in Walmart for $38, way better than the older one they used to sell and that died on me after it was squished (don't ask how). Will update if any of the above mentioned has changed.

[Lanier]

Natalie.

Glynis.

Frogy.

[Lanier]

Kumiko hoshino.

Mia Maxwell.

Fantasies by Andrea.

[Jordang]

I follow them on Facebook and notice they have recently started advertising in their "bay wash after dark".

This is the bikini car wash place on Semoran and University across from Full Sail.

They make it sound awesome but wanted to check if anyone has had an experience there before TOFTT. Thanks!