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[Sticker]

DISCLAIMER: This report is a novelette, so go to Barnes & Noble for the Cliff Notes or skip this report entirely if you haven't brought your popcorn.

In SD to lend a helping hand to relatives, I felt the urge to purge at Hana before returning to OC. Tiffany was my last dessert, and Bobbie before her, so I was expecting a sweet young thang dressed in her birthday suit to the 9's.

The stick-skinny and weathered mamasan, who was new to me, took my $60 hf along with my PIN and fake name, and led me to a room, where I promptly undressed and began chubbing up. Prob was, I had lunched earlier, which included a Martini and two vinos, and that, couple with copious copulating in the previous three days meant that I wasn't at full erectile attention when Kara entered and introduced herself.

Having a fully saluting soldier is my normal M. O. When greeting a provider, so we can cut to the chase, but Kara seemed dutifully impressed with my flagpole at half-staff, and quickly coaxed him to full alert. I was surprised by this, because despite her rockin' bod and tan skin, Kara's mug was a butterface (everything's great, but-her-face). Although South Korea is the plastic surgery capital of the universe, their docs don't always get it right, and Kara oversized Botoxed lips and oddly manicured eyes were a little disconcerting. Also, I think she was in her early 30's, unlike the other Hana hotties, however, I couldn't tell for sure. But her smile was genuine, and when she stuck her tongue deep into my mouth, she was too close for me to have to worry about the fact that she wasn't a natural beauty.

This girl has mad skills.

Her stretchy blue top and white yoga pants, sans undies, quickly found a spot on the floor and we got to know each other fast and furious. She hits 7,000 RPM in record time -- no lingering lovemaking for this chickie. She materialized a wet towel, instructed me to lie face down, and scrubbed my ass and crack vigorously. I had showered 30 minutes prior and was fresh, but she was prepping a royal ass kissing. Got to tell ya, this girl is a rim queen, and she dove in while going full throttle with her hands on the eggs and sausage. Holy shit, despite the fact that I had drained the prostate regularly in prior days, and despite the fact that I was liquor medicated, I was ready to burst almost immediately.

I pulled her hands away, while allowing her to use her tongue on my butt and balls, and was able to contain myself for a while. Any girl that loves giving that much, also love receiving, so I flipped her over on her stomach to snack on her ass and eat her puss from behind. Then another flip with me doing standard DATY and she couldn't contain herself from nearly crushing my skull with her thighs while cumming.

Ready for the main event, she pulled out a condom and we were off to the races. Kara wanted no part of slow, sultry sex, it had to be hardcore all the way. I obliged, and after she put her feet on my shoulders the jackhammering began.

Well folks, although her body was enough to make me pop on command, her butterface was having the opposite effect. Good for Kara, but bad for Sticker, because after five minutes of crazy slam-fucking, I was getting a bit tired. We were sweat-soaked when I needed to slow things down and do regular mish, but she said, "No, give me more!" What the hey, I mustered up some strength and jackhammered some more until she came and then I collapsed on her, hoping to finally slow down for a while.

Kara had other ideas, and repositioned herself in what I thought was going to be RCG. I don't like RCG, because my bone curves up and it always feels like it could break in that position. But instead, she yanked off the condom, stuck her ass and pink taco in my face, and began her crazy, slobbery BBBJ again, this time with her forefinger up my ass. Mad skills, and I popped in a minute.

Some girls aren't fond of DFK after your tongue has lingered between their legs, but Kara wanted some tongue time now, and as I previously mentioned, as long as we were mug-to-mug so that I didn't have to analyze her cosmetic procedures, it was all good.

Then she had me flip again and said, "Don't you move," and left the room. Returning with warm towels to place on my back, she spent the last 10 minutes by doing a very legit back walk coupled with a solid shoulder and neck massage.

What a wild ride. If I could put Tiffany's or Bobbie's face on Kara, we could have a SoCal provider of the year IMHO. But, her face, is keeping that from happening.

[BJones619]

How was her ass? What was her skin tone did she have pink nipples? How young wld you say & what was the damage.

Thanks for your input.

Unfortunately bro she had no ass. It was kinda boney when she was sitting on my back during the massage. Skin tone was light. Can't remember nipple tone. Had really sexy evyes during CBJ. I'd say mid 20's to early 30's. Damage was 140.

[BJones619]

Hello all. Since I'm the new guy here I figured it was only right I gave a report. About a month ago I went to Mercury Spa in kearny mesa and had a visit with Amy. Paid 60 for their half hour that day though I usually go for the 45 for 80 cause I like a table shower.

Anyhow in walks Amy who is a late 30's to mid 40's korean. I've seen Amy a few times before. She's not really hot and has a little stomach flab. She gives a pretty decent massage then its on to the flip. Amy knows I'm there for FS which is 140 so she just goes for it. Real good CBJ for a while. She deep throats. Gets on top and rides good. Turn her over for mish and finish. She gets real into it while you're with her and its pretty good in my opinion. Her weight allows a little more fun than the skinny girls with boney butts at hana.

If you go for a table shower on a 45 Amy will lick ya in the back if that's your thing. FS is 160 on a 45.

There are better looking girls at mercury than her but she's fun. S.

I'd avoid Lucky there as her sessions are rushed and she tries to limit you.

Hope this helps!

[Member #5683]

Today I needed a real massage because yesterday's took care of another need. After reading a post on this forum, I went to the place at 7969 Engineer Rd. In Kearny Mesa. It's upstairs (Suite 201). They wanted $60 for an hour, but I said, "Oh, I wanted to pay $40. " Mamasan accepted it. No locked doors, except on the individual rooms.

I got on the table and in walked Fiona from the movie Shrek. Okay, I thought to myself "This is going to be a strictly therapeutic massage. " She gave a very good massage. Firm, knowledgeable, a little sensuous with very little teasing. I decided to stroke her legs a bit when they were close to my hands. She was okay with that. On the flip we soon got down to business. She said $40. I said okay. She started the HJ and her technique was mechanical and mediocre. I needed some stimulus! I slowly and playfully tried to stroke her tits--her best asset. If she had zipped down that low front and let me play with them we both would have been happy. Instead, she said NO! As if I were a child. I thought, "That ain't right. " I tried to caress her ass and she pulled away. I thought, to hell with her. I said "Thanks but never mind. " She understood that--funny how their English improves when it has to. The HJ ended and soon afterwards so did the massage. I gave her $20 and left figuring it's yet another place to which I'll never return.

Visited this place last week. I called ahead for Nancy, and whoever picked up the phone said she was available. So I stopped by this location and turned out Nancy wasn't even working and the girl in the front had no idea what I was talking about. Weird, but opted in for 1 hr with her. Her name was Ella, probably in 40's or early 50's and by her accent, I think she was Korean. Massage was okay, nothing special about it. She teased before flip, yet neglected to proceed to HJ. Instead, she said "you can do it for yourself. " What the fuck? I told her to do her job and she went for it. It was funny because she kept saying "this is bad, this is bad. " Yet, her HJ skill was actually amazing. Ironic. Tipped her 40 and she was happy with it. I probably won't repeat this place, just because of bait and switch crap I experienced.

[David032]

David, 50 for 30 is normal in Escondido because those places are FS for $1. So $1. 5 total which is less than San Diego.

Yeah that sounds about right now my only other question is which place has a slightly younger choice of girl.

[ManiMoe]

I went on Saturday around noon for the first time and I was given a "Chris", her English was broken so it may have been something else. Her face was definitely in her 30's but her body was a fit 20's,and super small fake breast. Her toe nails were red if that helps people remember her. She was ok for 1. 4 tip but she was way to thin for me. I filled her up and it felt like hitting bone in the pelvic region. After awhile, she was in discomfort as was I. Is there anyone else there will some hips and a bubble butt at least?

Try Bobbie or honey or blue but Tiffany is freaking hot she has a rocking body I love her ass it's amazing. Cherry is fun too.

[Member #5229]

I went on Saturday around noon for the first time and I was given a "Chris", her English was broken so it may have been something else. Her face was definitely in her 30's but her body was a fit 20's,and super small fake breast. Her toe nails were red if that helps people remember her. She was ok for 1. 4 tip but she was way to thin for me. I filled her up and it felt like hitting bone in the pelvic region. After awhile, she was in discomfort as was I. Is there anyone else there will some hips and a bubble butt at least?

[Tennis Nut]

Grape Street Spa is located downtown, between California Street and Kettner, on Grape. It's easy to find, but impossible to park near. I called and asked about the availability of a masseuse and about parking. Mamasan had nothing to say about parking except, "I don't know. " Plan on a walk because parking is a bear.

This is a locked front door joint. Mamasan was fugly, but had a killer body--nice small ass and perky medium tits--amazing body for a 40-something. Their prices are $60 for 30 min, $100 for an hour. I chose a half-hour. Mamasan showed me to a room and as I was walking behind her I wondered, if she were my masseuse, would I want her? I looked at that body and thought, "Yeah, I would bang that."

It turns out she was my masseuse. She gave a dry, hard massage, which wasn't too bad, but she was just killing time versus really giving a massage. After a while I turned over because she wasn't teasing or suggesting I turn over. I closed my eyes--didn't want to look at that face--and lay there. She started playing with Mr. Ed and then asked what I wanted. I told her everything and offered $100. She asked for $20 more and I said, "Parking was really hard. " She said, "I appreciate you came here" and agreed to my price. The CBJ was too short, the CFS was okay and the visual was nice from behind. I took my time and, therefore, was definitely there longer than a half-hour. Too bad for her.

It did the job, but I wouldn't repeat with her. I might stop by to see who else is working there only because I pass by the place often. If you want an easy place to get to, forget about this place.

[ManiMoe]

Went to Hana today actually. Had a girl named Crystal. Young cute nice fake boobs. Pretty good skills. Nothing mind blowning.

How was her ass? What was her skin tone did she have pink nipples? How young wld you say & what was the damage.

Thanks for your input.

[BJones619]

Is there any new talent at Hana? It's been awhile since I had a session & after the holiday shopping I need some relieve. So any info on new talent will be welcome. Last time I went cherry was the new rave, had her it was fun but I didn't satisfy the beast. So I've been saving up for the next new talent. I really missed Nancy from beauty spa does any body know were she cld be found?

Went to Hana today actually. Had a girl named Crystal. Young cute nice fake boobs. Pretty good skills. Nothing mind blowning.

[MScofield]

Thought to try new place this time. Shangri-La was reported long back on this forum, so took the chance. Mamasaan around 30 in age took my money and asked if she is fine as other girls were busy. I went for another girl but for that I had wait for 10 minutes. There comes another girl with mature look and beautiful smile. She asked me if I am fine with her. I said yes, I do not want to wait more. She told her name "Lilly". Hard or Soft was choice given to me. I said "Soft". She giggled and removed the towel from my back. She sat on me and gave me typical teasing, which was OK. When she sat, I figured out that no panty was there. I asked her for real business and she whisper "OK".

She brought rubber and slide over my boss. Then, she laid for missionary. We had this session but without french kiss. She told me she didn't like kisses on lip.

Anyways, session was good and she was morning like a hell. Worst thing, she quickly wanted to finish as other appointments are due for her.

Damage: . 6 + 1. 2 = 1. 8.

[ManiMoe]

Is there any new talent at Hana? It's been awhile since I had a session & after the holiday shopping I need some relieve. So any info on new talent will be welcome. Last time I went cherry was the new rave, had her it was fun but I didn't satisfy the beast. So I've been saving up for the next new talent. I really missed Nancy from beauty spa does any body know were she cld be found?

[Deez Nut]

Just to let you mongers know, past by Asia Spa and notice it was open. All other AMP in Esco are all closed.

Deez Nut.

[Muncher8888]

It is indeed interesting to see people debating whether girls use fake / real pics on the ads.

I would say more than 95% of the time it's fake.

Speaking strictly of the MPs, 95% of the time fake pics are used in MP ads, yes. However it's only a small % that flat state in their ad "All real pics, no fake". When they advetize young hottie and deliver Granny in an attempt to suck our wallet off, those are the ones that are that should be banned imo. YVMV.

[Member #5683]

Visited to see Yoko again. She is indeed ATF anytime. No 10 minutes of shitty massage, just jump into real game, if you show her what you want. Perfect BBBJ as usual and we had rough, full 30 minutes of quality session. DATY made her so wet that we didn't even have to look for gels. Began with CG, switched to mish, doggy, then back to mish and CG, RCG and standing mish, man. She was so into it yesterday. After we were done, she was so exhausted and she just cuddled for like 5 min, breathing heavily. I haven't seen any AMP girls rub their pussy while on session, but Yoko was. She said she had O twice, which I usually don't buy it, but given the fact that she went crazy yesterday, maybe.

Damage was usual 60 hhr /140 tip. Crazy GFE, lots of options. I might just ask for BBFS option next time, because I can't wait to fuck the wet bareback pussy.